>This happens to you what do

>This happens to you

what do

>>81163674
look out for speeding cars

>>81163674
Listen to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkcA6372iKU

>>81163674
Dodge the cultural enrichment mobile trying to ram me?

Do a 360 and walk away

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GLASS DOOS FOCKIN ZOMBAAS

Kill myself knowing I have nobody left to disappoint

Teleport around London like he does

>>81163674
I wonder, are the infected conscious?

I know the disease is just trying to spread itself further, but it still makes you wonder if the person inside the brain is forced to watch all that horrifying shit or not, and those who can't get infected and/or are asymptomatic are brutally mauled to death with infinite rage, and the infected die from dehydration or starvation, which is extremely painful.

Fucking monkeys man.

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>>81163705

Steal a boat and drive to an uninhabited island, live of fish and collected rainwater with my new black gf

>>81164296
You're thinking about it the wrong way, you have to put the virus into context

It's not taking control of the body like a neurological parasite or anything like that, it just triggers whatever mechanism inside the body that produces the chemicals that induce rage.

The infected aren't forced to watch it, they WANT to do it, they are enraged, and have a primal urge to kill

Their bodies also constantly produce adrenaline so they are always in a heightened state of consciousness and are capable of pretty impressive feats of strength and speed

what kino?

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>>81164526
this.

bonus points if she gets super dirty and learns voodoo somehow.

>>81163705

oh you motherfucker

>>81164526
>Steal a boat and drive to an uninhabited island

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocEgUQO3YMc

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>>81163788
>implying you wouldn't

>>81164588
28 later

>>81163674
Vandalism, theft, looking for girls to grab and yell "Claimed!"

>>81163674
Find a black guy

Find a white girl

Tell them to procreate to ensure the future of the human race while I guard them with some nice rifle I find.

It shouldn't be hard considering it's london. Plenty of black guys and british girls to find.

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>>81163674
celebrate

>take off pants to see how big cillian murphy's dick is
>go watch 28 days later

>>81163674
Raid the local police armory and take all the assault spoons

>>81163674
Finally relax

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>>81164805
>even your only friend

>>81164886
But you see his dick in 28dl, on the hospital bed.

>>81164574
God damn. Viruses are nasty.

And to think that we have a hard time trying to understand our own brain, a bunch of microbiological organisms do it like it was fucking nothing IRL.

We fucking suck ass as living beings.

>>81165006
Good thing 28 Days Later didn't become reality until Gordon Brown was elected

>>81165006
What? You know the rage virus isn't real, right?

>>81165006
Good thing the UK did Brexit, makes it easier to keep the rage virus contained

shame about Scotland though

>>81165049
It is, to a lesser degree.

Rabies.

>>81165072
What is it with you cucks and Scotland? Why do you romanticise them so hard?

>>81165049
>You know the rage virus isn't real, right?

Of course I know it.

Deadlier diseases have decimated the human population in ancient times, the flu we get every year used to be one of the deadliest disease in the world, now it's just a constantly mutating nuisance, for now at least.

I'm simply amazed how advanced microbiological life forms are, compared to Man.

Why does the UK make the best viruskino?

Doomsday was fucking great too, LITERALLY Mad Max in Scotland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvCbc0yBCc4

>>81165136
They aren't advanced, they just work on a scale we can't operate on. There are trillions and trillions of microorganisms attacking over 7 billion humans every day. It only takes 1 mutation for it to all go wrong.

>>81165183
doomsday was really fun

>>81165200
>It only takes 1 mutation for it to all go wrong.

Amazing, isn't it?

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Does anybody else really enjoy the few months when a new disease takes center stage? H1N1, Ebola, to me I find the spooky tone the western world takes on so comfy.


Everyone is on edge, some schools just shut down, and everybody thinks that maybe this is it, this is the one that gets us.


I love it when a new disease comes out, cause then its time to snuggle up and watch Contagion again.

>>81165200
that's why I pray super hard. harder than you, probably. that's why I'm really healthy. because of all the prays.

>>81165249
you don't


need to space


your posts
like this

>>81165096
Rabies isn't even comparable to rage. It literally just causes brain swelling which does just about ANYTHING to a person. Paralysis, confusion, comas, it's not one thing. Rage is like a targeted virus that turns people into killing machine zombies that somehow survive just ridiculous wounds.

>>81165136
Your previous statement would be akin to someone watching Interstellar and saying "man space travel really is amazing." Antimicrobial life isn't advanced at all. What the fuck are you even talking about

>>81164595
Damn voodo can get so hot.

>>81165136
>>>/reddit/

>>81165275
They actually censored my spacing.

It made me feel special.

>>81163674
Grab a Terry's chocolate orange and a few cheeky cans of irn bru m8

>>81165245
Aye, and all it takes is the most intelligent being on the planet to be able to eradicate it from existence. Numbers mean nothing when you can just make your own soldiers in a lab to fight the enemy. Or the human immune system adapts to the new mutation like it has every single strain of the common cold, which we beat, every single time.

>>81165349
>Grab a Terry's chocolate orange

Fuck me mate I suppose you want to rob a bank while you're at it eh

>>81165349
>those carbs
I know it's a post-zombie apocalypse but let's not get too wild here.

>>81165006
t. didn't pass biology
literally all drugs are controlled human manipulation of neurotransmitters
viruses also aren't living beings

>>81165136
>I'm simply amazed how advanced microbiological life forms are, compared to Man.

They are literally, LITERALLY the opposite of advanced. Bacteria are single celled organisms. Viruses aren't even technically alive.

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>>81163674

Gayest bridge in the world.

>>81165463
damn. that photoshop is so old. haven't seen it since like 2004.

>>81165447
>Viruses aren't even technically alive.

And yet they function.

We don't know jack fucking shit.

>>81165463
>photoshop

>>81165499
Please read a wikipedia page anon, I'm begging you

>>81164296
I recall the infected kid screaming "I hate you!" so if he can talk he can think.
It's just the "fight or flight" behavior is tuned constantly to 11 and the "flight" option has been dispelled.

if that was me i would have a comfy soda and walk around until a 10/10 qt saves me.

>>81165577
>Please read a wikipedia page anon, I'm begging you

Why the edge over some guy having an imagination?

Holy fucking shit the edge is literally killing me.

>>81163674
>steal a bunch of cans of coke
>leave all my riot gear and shield at home
>only wear goggles and a mask once even though its established a drop of blood will infect me
>scream QUIET and SAAAAAHHHHLEEEEENAAAAA WAIT PLEASE while trying to hide from the infected

>>81165671
>viruses exist and humans know exactly what they are and how they function
>therefore humans don't know anything
that's not having an imagination that's fucking stupid. if you want idiots to be cuddled then go to the website where they cuddle idiots
it starts with an r

>>81165499
My car isn't alive and it functions.

>>81163674
>open manhole
>live in sewers drinking dirty water and eating live rats while honing my night vision and everyone above ground gets shredded and eventually starve

>>81165249
Ebola Chan did nothing wrong.

>>81163674
I honestly don't know how I would handle my country suddenly leaving the EU for retarded reasons and fucking its own economy in the ass. Truly a horror scenario.

>>81165183
Malcolm McDowell as a neo-feudal king raging a tribal war across post-apocalypse Scotland with a chained up Rhona Mitra.

What more could anyone want?

>>81163674
probably just kill meself

>>81165924
british pride!
fuck the globalists!!!
america will surely give us an advantageous trade deal for no reason!!

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>>81163674

>>81163674
>terrorist runs you over with a rented SUV

>>81165671
It's not my fault you're actually retarded and can't google search basic information m8.

Also
>viruses and bacteria are perfect organisms against which humanity is a foolish, doomed animal.......

Yeah, I'm the edgy one.

>>81163788
This and the part leading up to it was the only good thing about that film

is that after a dirty bomb goes off in London?

>>81163711
I used to listen to that song all the fucking time.

>>81165881
I think the water table in London would mean everything floods without civilisation.

>>81165994
>not liking the helicopter scene

>>81165924
>>81165955
The salt from you queers just keeps coming.

>>81165577
>>81165499
>>81165447
Viruses aren't "technically" alive because our definition of living is horseshit. We could theoretically find intelligent life that functions similar to Viruses but wouldn't "technically" be alive by our standards.

>>81166004
It's 28 Days Later, zombie movie with fast zombies, or more correctly, 'infected'.

>>81166095
I'm American
I just think its funny how badly england fucked themselves

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>>81165349
>irn bru

pretty sure that's banned in england for being unislamic.

>>81165136
Youre an absolute idiot, take a class on human physiology and learn how utterly fucking complex your organs are.

>>81166174
No, you're a gercuck trying to generate backlash by pretending to be American and there is one big thing that gives you away.

You're an idiot either way.

>>81166104
Yes, I'm sure our scientific definition of life is completely arbitrary and totally rigid, research doesn't actually carry on these days

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>>81166312
you tell him!

once that 350 million per week gets back to us and fixes the NHS, it'll all be golden!

>>81164595
I'd Guybrush her Threepwood if you catch my drift

>>81166104
what the fuck are you talking about
viruses can not reproduce
they are a shell of protein with a bit of rna inside
intelligence as we know it at it's most reduced level requires a series of switches and viruses are nothing of the sort

>>81163705

Sic bern. Actually made me twitch an echo of a smile.

>>81163674
is 28 Days the ultimate apocalypse kino?
Why was 28 Weeks so shit?

>>81166382
A Virus Can't Reproduce Without a Host

>>81166382
You're close-minded.

Viruses do replicate, by the way, they just rely on other organisms.

Please keep in mind that just because all life that we know of on earth functions one way, does not mean all life everywhere functions the sameway.

>>81166258
Tell us more of your heritage.

>>81165957
Fuck off. And take your piss-stained copy of the Daily Mail with you.

>>81166459
We're not talking about aliens m8 we're talking about microorganisms, aliens is a whole different speculative ballgame

>>81166258
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-38011087


Errrm. You do know Scotland forced the government to let in 20,000 Syrians, right? They're all in Scotland LOL. Destroying your communities and moaning the country is a shit heap. But I'm sure the lads in Isle of Bute what their traditional island community of 9000 be enriched by Muslims :^)

>>81166366
God damn you people have been the living embodiment of the fox and the grapes this past week.

Your anger arouses me.

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>>81166463
>he thinks i'm a seppo

sorry to disappoint, mohammed.

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>>81166508
>all the refugees go to scotland
>all the rapes and terror incidents keep happening in englel

really makes you think.

>>81166465
*Tipping*

>>81166492
So the human race suddenly has perfect knowledge of all life on Earth?

>>81166522
You just said you were American, you mentally ill batty boi.

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>>81166613
>You just said you were American

nope, try again abdul ;)

>>81166465
You're the one going back, Rasheed.

>>81166459
the post said that intelligent aliens could function similarly to a virus
that's not true
viruses are fundamentally simple
there might be intelligence made up of something dissimilar to cells as we know them but it would not function similarly to viruses more than it functions similarly to a rock

>>81163705

kek, was the first thing I thought of before I opened the thread

>>81166678
Nice picture of England you got there.

>>81164115
Doesn't take that long to get anywhere on foot when nobody is around in London.

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>>81166909
england belongs to the white man (scots).

>>81166570
Yep, that's what I said, word for word, you utter fucking retard. If you can't be bothered to read up on shit you clearly know nothing about and have bizarre fancies about, you don't warrant talking to. Go worship bacteria and viruses somewhere else.

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>>81166943
>always thought I was Norn Irish
>found out today that my great grandfather was a scot
>tfw my Irish great granmammy got CABER'D

>>81166909
Don't reply to him. He already slipped up samefagging and I'm watching what he does next.

>>81166943
Tell your countrymen to push for a referendum, we don't have Cameron to fuck it up this time and we want exclusive Shetland oil rights and a £40bn cut each year.

>>81166459
>Viruses do replicate, by the way, they just rely on other organisms.

So a piece of paper is alive if I write its contents onto another piece of paper?

>>81167074
>He doesn't know that Scotland was originally settled by and named after the Irish

>>81167106
the virus attaches itself to a specific host cell (the cell in which it will reproduce) the virus injects its genetic material into the host cell. the host cell uses the genetic material to make new viruses. the host cell splits open, releasing the viruses.

Pulled from BBC Bitesize

You know, that website for KS2 kids?

>>81167221
You gave me a synopsis of a virus, that isn't an answer to my question.

>>81165583
That was actually an audio error and the creators dispelled it.

>>81166375
I'd board her poop deck if you pick up what I'm putting down.

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>>81164932
Thanks jim

>>81165006

I think you're applying way too much agency to this whole operation. When you're drunk as shit, you're consciousness isn't inside you, being forced to watch as your body calls up your ex-girlfriend to try to fuck her / call her a cunt. Your brain gets loopy, your inhibitions go down, you get less thoughtful and more impulsive, and stuff just happens.

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>>81167092
personally I feel it may be better to gain more support in favour before going for a second vote. most people probably want to see what things we'll gain out of brexit (if anything) before making their mind up.

>>81163674
Specifically there, I'd probably have a look around the houses of parliament.

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>>81167410
there's like 4 bars in there.

just get sozzled.

then find the tiny wee Royal Mail subway and go riding about on that. shit looks amazing fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzGd-5kwR9E

>>81167305
I always thought that line seemed out of place, wtf I hate sound editors now.

>>81164661
Zombies like this are scary as fuck. the ones in the walking dead walk a step at a time but imagine if in real life we got zombies and a pack of them started sprinting at you. world would be fucked.

That situation wouldn't ever happen, it's just a childish fantasy. As if there would ever be a white person in London.

Find a machete/baseball bat.

Create a safe bunker somewhere secluded.

Go out raiding shops for food, and houses for panties.

be in deep shit because I'm an obese smoker

unless you mean alone in which case I'd probably off myself

>>81167300

Just ignore him. There are millions and millions of viruses that infect mammals, and the fact that some of them are especially dangerous doesn't mean that mutated HIV is "smarter" than humans. Black mold is pretty dumb, but it can sure mess up a house. It's not like black mold draws up plans of the architecture and plots its spread.

Viruses are pedestrian things. They constantly mutate and spread and do whatever they can. Some spread poorly and are minor; some spread very well and are all over the place. You might as well curse the genius of rain for "seeking out" all the holes and imperfections in your roof.

Writing a computer virus is a lot easier than designing the system it infects, and much easier than designing a program to eradicate it. A constantly mutating and spreading horde where one out of 10 million is especially dangerous isn't anywhere near as great an accomplishment as figuring out how to eradicate it.

>>81167652
So you're obese, your shitposting makes sense now, my "Scottish" chum.

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>>81167715
what gave you that idea?

>>81167635
real talk

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>>81163674

Dance naked while singing War by Edwin Star in Saint Peters cathedral.

>>81163674
Die

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>>81167947

>>81167696
Yep. Viruses only exist because of the extreme complexity of cell replication mechanisms. There are so many steps and autonomous proteins involved, even the smallest outside influence can have a huge effect.

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>>81166366
>that picture

>>81168265
>He's still samefagging while not removing his tell

I'm convinced you are a false flag at this point.

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>>81163788
I can't stop laughing at your post.

Why?

>>81166366
kek these leave-tards

>>81169093
>Still doing it

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>poor little leave boi

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>>81166366
someone needs to add that Freddos have gone up to 30p because of Brexit

http://lifestyle.one/closer/news-real-life/in-the-news/cadbury-freddos-price-increase/

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>>81163674
>what do

Quietly sneak home where, unlike the cucked Britbongs, I have guns.

>Being a Scotcuck
>Being a remaincuck
>Being caught samefagging multiple times

The absolute state of you.

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>>81169672
you should be worrying about the state of your daughter nigel.

>>81169446
>Glock

Cmon man, there's so many other choices.

>>81169446
Literally the two most plain firearms

>>81169446
Pleb detected

>>81169792
>>81169858
>zombies around
>come on dude why are you using glock, it's the most boring choice of a weapon

>>81169792
It's handy to have a grenade in a firefight.

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>>81170041
>Fighting zombies without flair

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>>81169792
>>81169858
>>81169964

Reliable, accurate, uses commonly available ammo, bazillions made.

The fact is, “21 Days Later” would have been a lot different if the Brits had guns.