how do you fuck up this badly?

they didn't

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>>81160587
they recast Jodelle

>>81160886
she looks like her pussy smells like like the top of a cupcake

This is what happens when the people making it just read the Wikipedia plot summary on Wikipedia to learn about the source material

>dood what if we have pyramid head fight a new monster xD

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>>81161145
>All that god tier akira yamaoka music wasted on the result of 5 jews spitballing ideas in the backroom of a deli

>>81160587

Is this the one where Heather defeats Dark Alessa by giving her a hug?

>>81161383
hugs > fugs

>>81160587
making it pure fantasy instead of horror

>>81160587
>expecting anything from a sequel named "revelation", "revolution" etc
>expecting anything from a sequel, period