>Breaks worldwide record for day 1 views How in the flying fuck.

>>81159888

Anon, if you'll come with me, you'll float too. You'll float too, you'll float too, you'll float too, YOU'LL FLOAT TOO!

it's a pretty good trailer.

>>81159917
anon??

Typical horror movie bait. Plus I think its equally respected on here/reddit.

>>81159962
>Typical horror movie bait

Its the first horror (even tho the IT from years ago was as much a horror as The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air was) in a long time that doesn't look like total garbage.

>>81159888
Anyone can watch a trailer

Let's see it break box office records

>>81160048
>anyone can watch a trailer

Why doesn't every new movie break the record then

Saw the original as a kid (think most of us did) and it's a new horror, it was on my suggested YouTube so they've probably paid out the arse for it to pop up for loads of people and it's worked, good trailer too

>>81159926
you can't be serious

Well it's the only movie I feel like seeing in theaters this year. And that's as someone who likes pleb shit like DC comics flicks and Star Wars.

>>81159888
reddIT

>>81160035
Seems like they are just trying to make it darker than it was, but we'll see I think it'll be ok. Pennywise from the 90s seems like the way it was meant to look.

Doesnt matter though if a horror movie is trash or good though they're always popular.

>>81160302

It's more Clive Barker than Stephen King. More sophisticated.

>>81160302
You wanna get ahead?

>>81160367

Depending on the popularity of this film, we may see other King movies remade.

>>81160505

Maximum Overdrive. Jeunet & vending machine cans in balls

>>81159888
Never seen the original movie but have seen clips of it and it looks absolutely terrible. Will this version be better?

>>81160695
The movie fundamentally misunderstands that the clown is supposed to be inviting not menacing.

fucking viral clown memes, how do they work?

>>81159888
70% are people in China that are paid 1 cent per 1000 views

>>81160735
>any clown ever
>inviting

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>>81160735
Is pic related supposed to look like a good friend clown?

Because he fucking doesn't

>>81159888
Driderkino is on the way boys

>>81160735

The only time the clown bothers acting "inviting" is with Georgie. The rest of the time, he menaces the kids in either his clown form or whichever form they fear most.

Shame, too, as if he had been more "inviting", he might have scored a few more kills.

>>81160398
didn't see any explicit gay shit

>>81160614
Maximum Overdrive was fucking awesome not only as a movie but for the fact that the soundtrack was entirely AC/DC with the guys even doing a couple original pieces for the movie.
I really hope they don't redo it.

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>>81160818
>>81160821
>>81160841
>mfw they took the biat

UH HUH UH HUH UH HUH

>>81159888
i just watched the original movie adaptation. had no idea it was a made for tv movie

Because people like you don't nearly respect the all-reaching aspect of social media, coupled with good advertising. You literally have the entire planet sans most of Africa and dirt poor people from other continents at your finger tips. If you have decent advertising, it's not far fetched to get those sort of numbers. But old ass executives in Hollywood generally aren't hip with the times and aren't investing nearly as much as they should and could.

Of course it did.

Every kid born between 85 and like 2002 got exposed to the first miniseries one way or the other. Its the same nostalgia shit stufios are doing to bait millenials into seats, and its goddamn genious.

>>81160821

Implying you wouldn't have a couple of beers and shoot the shit with good ole Pennywise.

>>81160931
It has been memed on /tv/ for months before a single trailer. I'm not surprised at the results

>>81160821
clowns never look inviting though

>>81160968

Helps that Finn Wolfhard, the current flavor of the month actor, is one of the main characters.

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>The hot topics in 2017 are fucking Dragon Ball Super Samurai Jack DuckTales Alien Spider-Man Star Wars and IT

>>81159888
I'm not sure if it effects views on the trailer, but almost every youtube video I've watched on a device without adblock since it dropped has had that ad before it.

>>81161053
>Spider-Man
ahahahahahahhaahahah

*shaking my head*

naaaaaaaaaah hHAHAHHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH

It's all about that Justice League bro, mmm

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>>81160735
Can this stupid fucking meme stop, did you really think Tim Curry was "inviting"? These fucking bullshit people that keep saying that the clown in the old tv movie was scarier
Well, you have over 2 hours of that movie to watch, where this new movie hasn't even been fucking released yet, shut the fuck up until you see the movie, god damn

People don't have enough scary clowns in mainstream media

People like clowns

The old IT sucked

It's not like remaking it is some kind of sacrilege

>>81161346
It's not a remake, it's a new adaption of the book

>>81159888
A extensive marketing campaign. It started a year ago with the "creepy clown standing around town" phase and culminated in shilling message boards.

>>81161053
yo shiggy

>>81161053
this is the power of meme magic

It's a meme movie.

30% from Stephen King fans
30% from the Stranger Things kid fans
30% because of the scary clowns a while ago

>>81159888
It's not made for people born in the 1990s, it's made for people born in 2010.

Trust me, I'm not wrong.

Yes, you're supposed to watch horror movies as a kid, the fuck do you think they're made for? Adults? Hell fucking no.

Because it looks good.

>>81161458
What about the last 10% anon? I must know.

>>81161596

Faggot memers who keep asking "Will the gangbang scene be in it hurrr?"

>>81161596
Paid shills

>>81161499
Unf
The main boy is 10/10

>>81161499
>>81161620

Well, the movie just accrued another percentage who will watch it for whatever scene this is.

>>81161658
"Scene"
Yeah, you can call it that

>>81161702

Hollywood would never have let that photo out if it was some behind the scenes abuse evidence.

>>81159888
Don't get why they made the clown so creepy.
As soon as Georgie saw that mug in the drain he should have noped the fuck out.

I'm dying to hear what new Pennywise voice sounds like though.

>>81159888
>being a sheep sold as indvidualism
>shit cgi crapfest sold as cutting edge kino
In a World where the terminally dense are allowed to prosper you can't expect good things

>/tv/ is wrong
Surprise surprise

>>81161944

Except in the book Georgie was terrified of the clown when he saw him, he only stopped because of his soothing voice.

>>81159888
i claped when clown man showed up, i know who that is!.

>>81161992

That voice better soothe the whole theater, then.

>>81159888
The trailer was spot on, I've never been more hyped for a horror kino

>>81159888
>how the floating fuck

Don't you want a balloon?

>>81160302
The trailer alone is better than the entire 1990 movie. Nostalgiafags need not apply.

Cannot wait for It Cinematic Universe.

>>81160908
>tfw too intelligent to get braces

>>81159888
Everyone remembers that damn clown because of the old miniseries, and it also has the kid from Stranger Things

Should call it shIT.

>>81162043
Nigga don't worry, after you hear him you'll wanna suck his dick.

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When it gets panned on Rotten Tomatoes I want you fags to apologize.

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Los globos flotan porque la densidad del helio es mucho menor que la
densidad del aire

>>81162236

I'd better after all the hype.

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>tfw already made plans to see it with my gf on Halloween

Shit's gonna be dank boi. I loved the original and the book but I have high hopes for this one too.

>>81162247
SPEAK ENGLISH

>>81160821
90's Pennywise looks a little more approachable than '17 Pennywise.

>>81162333
So effortless it looks unreal

>>81162386

He's not supposed to look approachable, it's mostly his glamour that gets the kids close.

>>81160035
>these views are all attributed to 4chan and Reddit
god you're a fucking moron

>>81162441
My thought as well. He looked like he didn't put any effort into that flip at all.

>>81162333
>>81162441
You get that ability after you complete the Ritual of Chad.

>>81160035
My bad last (you) was meant for>>81159962

Who the fuck is responsible for the trailer's atrocious sound mixing?

>>81159888
I've been too good in predicting movies in recent years. This one will be lucky if it gets average rating higher than 6.7 by the audience and 55 by the critics.

>>81160735
Well to fair we haven't seen any footage of pennywise really saying or actually doing anything besides charging at bill in the basement. I've also read the performance is a lot like how IT is on the book. They're just baiting the horror movie crowd for easy money with the trailer.

>>81160035
literally 3 horror kinos were released last year ( 4 if you include Train to Busan )

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This will probably be the most hyped horror movie since The Blair Witch Project.

The trailer looks generic, the clown looks cringey. It will suck and I won't pay a penny to see it, I'll just wait December for streaming/torrenting.

>>81162691
looks like Lena Headey or that garbage bitch from walking dead

>>81160035

The trailer makes IT look like another bad jumpscare horrorflick.

>>81162679

>Uses the word kino as a descriptor

Not only is your opinion shit but you should be hanged in the town square for being such a huge faggot.

>>81162705
I'm sure the studio will weep over your fat ass not paying them while they take their billion dollars they make from this in big bags with dollar signs on them to the bank.

>>81162740
The jumpscare crap they can easily fix by not adding suspenseful music.

>>81161596
the 10% who want to see a child orgy

>>81159888
Good marketing and word of mouth.

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Does /tv/ think this kino will have puffy vulvas?

>>81160821
>Oh cool, it's Tim Curry, I wanna meet him!
And then you float down there.

>>81161992
>soothing voice
>lets cast Tim Curry as the clown with the soothing voice.

Wew.

>>81159888
It already have more views than the new Alien movie ahahahahahahahaha and only in 3 days.

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>tfw some nu-male cucks your legacy

>>81161226
But that's only here among your gang of 3 autists. Normies are all about that spider-cock.

>>81160035
shit looks generic as fuck, jump scares and dull grays everywhere

>>81161346
Part 2 sucked, part one was proper spoopy shit.

>>81162800

Who knows, I'm not getting my hopes.

Oh well at least we'll get fun maymays out of it.

>>81162876
Rocky Horror Picture Show is gay and cancerous

>>81159888
Anybody know if this version the kids will run a train on the whore in the group?

>>81162822

Experiencing turdbulence

I watched like 15 seconds of the trailer, that still counts as a full view

>>81161339
There's one leading the country.

/s.

>>81162959

No YOU

>>81162798
It'll flop, Tyrone, deal with it.

how come they didn't put eyebrows on pennywise?

>>81162982

For the thousandth time, NO.

>>81163055
Then it's not based off the book
I mean it's mostly the main reason Pennywise haunts them

>>81162798
I wonder if WB is going to start making horror movies about sandman mystery theater and swamp thing after this.

>>81159888
Here's to gay blowjobs down by the river

>>81163160

Sick fuck.

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>>81161499
WHY ARE THEY IN THEIR UNDERWEARS?

I THOUGHT THEY WEREN'T GONNA DO THE RUNNING THE TRAIN ON BEV SCENE

>>81163258

It's called "swimming". And I'm glad to see the mods are doing their jobs and banning the Finn posters.

>>81163258

They didn't. That's not in the film.

>>81160735
>>81160821
>>81160908
Clowns can be charming and even adorable even if they look like creatures straight from hell. It's all in the performance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-skXU70pO0k

I have a feeling they went all creepy molesting clown from the beginning with Skarsgard. Let's hope he does well, because his appearance is ridiculous.

>>81163285
Yeah, "swimming" in their tidy whities

>>81161053
Yes, it's almost like those of us born in the 80s have market influence now and Hollywood is playing on our need for a feeling of nostalgia.

>>81163316

Yes? As a kid you never played outside with your friends and suddenly decided to go swimming so you just took your clothes off and swam in your shorts?

>>81160818
Gacy was inviting.

>>81163324
If you were born in the 80s you are too young to remember the 80s. You're a faggot 90s kid.a

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>>81163160
Now THAT'S an orgy i want to see

>>81163363

Look at Finn peeking up like "Turn off the damn light."

>>81159888

> Pennywise is reduced into another generic screaming monstrosity

jesus christ is there any classic they won't ruin?

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>>81162560
If you train a lot, you can make hard tricks look really easy.

guess what, autoplay counts for 90% of views

jewgle inflates impressions for ad money, e.g. ed sheeran and tayyo swift is literally shoveled into everything I listen to and I do not sign into the botnet

>>81161380
even better

Well at least this will be good since Dark Tower is going to be horse shit.

>>81163544
Is it too late to train like that if I'm a skinny fat 23yo who spends all day in front of the computer?

>>81163724

It's never too late. Get some free weights, oats, SS + GOMAD. Come on son.

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WHY
DID
THEY
MAKE
THE
FUCKING
CLOWN
SO
GOD
DAMN
EDGY

THANKS a lot to (((Warner))) Brothers™ for destroying another classic with a SHIT remake.

>>81159888
People like horror movies, what a big fucking surprise anon.

>>81163724
Yes, retard. Nobody becomes a gymnast in adulthood.

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>>81163750
I used to lift weights back in high school and /fit/ was my home board back then but I haven't lifted seriously in years, I will get back to it next week once I'm off from school for spring break. Thanks anon, may zyzz look after me this time.

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>>81163750
You can do lots of impressive calisthenics and acrobatics stuff after only about 2-3 years of training regularly. You need to train several times a week though and you need a proper training plan.

>>81160302
Classic /tv/ contrarianism.

>>81163834
>EDGY
>megamind head
>buck teeth
>frilly old school clown outfit

I think you're just afraid of clowns, anon

>>81164320

The big thing is doing something every day. I don't give a shit if you just ride an exercise bike for 15 minutes and that's it. No days off and you'll make it eventually.

>>81162752
We're just having some fun, calm the fuck down, sperg

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>>81159888

You know what else did really well on youtube when it released? The Suicide Squad trailer.

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>>81163834

>>81164723

That filename though.

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>>81164733

>Wisconsin

Even if I wasn't a book fan I would feel refreshed seeing a horror movie that isn't confined to somebody's house.

>>81162247
Dejá de avergonzar a nuestra nación marito :(

Doesn anyone have that Disturbed edit link? thanks!

>>81159888
How is the title translated in Japanese?

>>81165172
Itu

>>81165172
IT-o

>>81159888
By having faggots like you shill it from day one.

>>81159926
Go and fuck yourself you tasteless faggot.

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>>81160035
You should watch Under the Shadow (2016). I thought I'd never see a horror movie that would scare me ever again.

This movie freaked the absolute fuck out of me. Couldn't sleep afterwards.

>>81159917
UHH AH AH AH AH!!

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>"I'll kill you all! Ha-ha! I'll drive you crazy and then I'll kill you all! I'm every nightmare you ever had! I am your worst dream come true! I'm everything you ever were afraid of!”

What did he mean by this?

>>81162333
sage da bes

>>81165172
Rit

>>81164723
>>81164768
separated at birth

>>81165505
>Indian movie
Does it have a spooky dance number?

>>81159888

I hope the second trailer shows more coming of age aspects rather than generic scares like Sinister or The Conjuring.

>>81159888
The movie is directed by an argie, it'll be good since IT is engraved into our culture >>81162247

http://deadline.com/2017/03/it-stephen-king-trailer-traffic-record-warner-bros-new-line-1202056928/

This movie has a lot riding for it to succeed
>Strangers Things is hugely popular and rips several pages from Stephen King's works
>creepy clown sightings are still fresh in people's minds, there will probably be a giant marketing campaign
>80s nostalgia is in

>>81165910
>"I beat you because I wanted to FUCK you, Bevvie, that's all I wanted to do, I wanted to FUCK you, I wanted to EAT you, I wanted to eat your PUSSY, I wanted to SUCK your CLIT up between my teeth, YUM-YUM, Bevvie, oooohhhhh, YUMMY IN MY TUMMY, I wanted to put you in the cage... and get the oven hot... and feel your CUNT... your plump CUNT... and when it was plump enough to eat... to eat... EAT."

Will this make it into the movie? It's rated R after all.

>>81159888
I've never gotten the horror movie meme, trailer looked like shit

>>81162911
The fuck? It has zero jumpscares and the movie looks colorful.

>>81167078

Spoopy coward

>>81163724
23 is still the pinnacle of youth bro, obviously you can.

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>>81163393
Froggo likes it in the dark

>>81167108
The trailer wasn't remotely spooky, the only "scary" thing was the jump scares, of which there were multiple

>>81167297
Pennywise raising his head into the drain isn't a jump scare and neither is him running out of the water after already showing his head. You sound like a whimp.

>>81159888
They have click farms in china watching this

>>81163305
They all float....on milk!

>>81167392
>sudden loud noises and close up of a clown isn't a jumpscare

Stop posting you fucking tool

>>81160401
>yes

>>81167605
They put the jumpscares in the trailer to entice the normies.

I promise you that won't be the main source of horror in the actual movie.

>>81159888
>clowns
>popular stephen king
>nostalgia + 80s vibe that's popular
>trailer with great normie appeal

This shouldn't surprise anybody desu.

>>81159888
Finn is in it.

>>81164723
And it did great in theatres too retard.

You also gotta remember there's a lot of shit posting on that trailer. They've turned the jump scare at the end into a meme

>>81162839
W A T C H
F E L D M A N
T W E R K

>>81159888
checked

I really liked the tv movie desu. will this one even feature the adults, or will they do a sequel?

>>81167605
>waaaaah they added in trailer music so that means the scene I know isn't a jump scare is actually a jump scare

>>81159917

HOOHOO HEEHEE HOOHOO HAAHAA

The music at like 1:15 is pretty freaky, hopefully the score keeps that unnerving tone.

>>81160505

Hopefully not, he is trash pure and unadulterated trash writer

>>81163305
Even the way he eats the fucking cereal is creepy

>>81167752
How? Is this a shill

>>81160367
The book was actually a lot darker than the first movie though

>>81164262
gymnastics it's probably too late for, but strength sports like pl you could easily still be competitive in. you really don't peak in that till you're like 30.

>>81168077
This movie is adapting the kids initial battle against It, the sequel will be when they're adults.

>>81166088
It's Iranian you fucking hillbilly.

>>81170128
What will they call the sequel? "IT's Back"

>>81161053
oh and trump

>>81164723

Is she OK?

>>81159888
"It" was just lovecraft kiked up and repackaged for marginal IQ masses.

>>81159888
the rest of the world is not as edgy as /tv/ that's how

So why is it that all the weird shit happens in Maine?

>>81170458

Because King grew up there.

>>81170220
It Part II