Name something long and hard that your wife enjoys having inside her.
Steve Harvey's Big Black Cock
An abortion
Toblerone!
big black tampons even when she doesn't bleed
>>81157546
A toothbrush with her favorite flavor of toothpaste
>>81157546
>wife
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEÉ
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>>81157546
A coathanger
momEE
How the hell do these threads consistently manage to be more predictable and boring than the actual show itself?
>>81157874
I'm going with overly rehashed and spammed memes, Steve.
>>81157874
Because the OP picked a retarded question with one obvious answer
There's no room for creativity
Jamar's big, superior cock
How can I, the white man, even compete?
>>81158390
You're far from a man.
NAKED GRANDMA