The call that saved papa johns

I don't really like pizza 2bh.

I could probably down 2

>>81157412
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!

couldn't even eat one entire large pizza by myself

it was dominos pizza not papa johns

>>81158483
Hahaha! Look at this limp dick.

>>81158520
if i hadnt eaten all day i could probably eat half of one in a single sitting.

are we talking about personal pizzas?
I could give it a go

How can you stomach to watch this. I get nauseated just looking at the pictures you post here.

>>81158520
t. American

>>81157412
I'm not going to be able to eat pizza anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm-s--sL2Ds

>>81157558

Its pleb food

Its basically just bread and cheese with so half asses topping spread out so it doesn't fall apart when you pick up a sloppy slice

sandwiches are far Superior and have a variety of different breads and textures

people are always aggravated after they have had pizza and complain about feeling bloated or constipated the next day

>>81157412
>Eating pizza
ISHYGDDT

>A couple oz of pepperoni
>An oz of mozerella or provelone
>some tomato sauce if you're into it
All the good flavor without fucking up your macros.

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>>81159042
>eating bread at all

How the fuck did you weirdo even get into this show? Like was it just forced ironic memeing at first, but now you fuckers are into it?

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>>81159212

Europa was raised on bread you heathen

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>>81157412
This pizza in one sitting challenge. Are you up for it, anon?

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>>81157412
>IM GONNA CALL THE COPS ON YOU

>>81159247
It's a really surreal show with situations and conversations that you think you will never hear in your entire life but then you realize these are real people and you want to know what will happen next.

>"i want eggrolls and fried rice"
>"rice is on the list of bad foods"
>"but it's fried"

Never in my wildest dreams would I think words can form a sentence like that but it actually did and it happened with actual people

>>81159316

that pizza looks like what your brain comes up with during a fever dream

>>81159316
that's like a medium at best

I want to lather Steven with honey and drop him on top of a bullet ant hill in the amazon

>>81157412
I could eat one, and that's if I was REALLY hungry and it tasted really good. I'd feel like garbage afterward and I wouldn't eat again that day, but I could do it. 6 in one day though? Holy shit. No wonder he's so fat.

he had like 3 niggers washing him and then at the end a nigger being his personal slave. I am so jealous I don't know what to do with myself.

>>81159212
I'm sure that when your skinny ass puts on the manpurse and fedora and takes the subway to the community college you don't need four wholegrain bread slices to start your day. Us men actually need working food, sweetheart.

>>81159361

I have this conversation with people to many times that it depresses me.

"It feels like my kidneys hurt or [insert other obviouse dyhrated symptoms]"
Drink some water then
"I don't like the taste of water, never touch the stuff"

then they go and swallow some ibuprofen followed by a soft drink

>>81159493
jesus christ.

Are you american?

>>81158483
How big is a 'large' pizza?

>>81159539
Look how he tried to spell 'obvious'. American for sure.

>>81157412

CARMELA WILL YOU SHUT THE DOOOOOOOR

>>81159624
Or French.

>>81159316
THIN CRUST

>>81159493
Water is disgusting though. I only drink it when I've been outside on a hot day doing some kind of physical activity.

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>>81157412

>exhausted, starving father asks for one slice

>>81159301
Bread is an ethnic food from mesopotamia. Our Indo-European forbears back in the Urheimat lived on meat and dairy.

>>81159701
>water is disgusting
>flavorless liquid is disgusting
drop slice of lime and leaf of mint in it and you gonna have god tier drink

>>81159657
kek

>>81157412
>Papa John's
you FUCK. it was Dominos

>>81159701
You're not wrong if you live in a hard water area but even still just buy a filter man it's not hard.

>>81159546
14", 8 slices that are like 300 calories each

Where's part 2???
GIVE ME PART FUCKING TWO RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR I'M CALLING THE MODS.

>>81159371
>amerifats

>>81159803
Actually, I live in a place where the tap water is some of the cleanest in the world so I have it pretty good as is. The water out of the school fountains is some of the best you'll ever have. In fact that was the only way I ever actively drank it.

>>81157412
>6 pizza in one sitting
That's insane. I thought my fat shit friend who regularly downs a whole large all to himself is bad, but 6?! I hope this dude dies soon.

>>81159701

Put a slice of cucumber in that water and it's 10x more refreshing.

>>81158483
In case you aren't a girl that is absolutely embarrassing.

>>81159858
Wednesday at 8pm EST

>>81159440
Fat Fuck.

Whats the best pizza you've ever had and where.

>carmalized onions prosciutto havarti and thin crust in Paris

>>81159907
Is that where pulls his hair out?

>>81159850
>~3200 calories
Why would anyone do this to themselves?

>>81159408
he'd die of dehydration before the ants reach any of his organs

>>81159965
triggered

>>81159892
>oh man did you see how anon didn't finish that large pie meant for 4-6 people by himself? how embarrassing...

>>81159973
No he pulled his hair out in part 1

>>81159976
>anon doing basic math

>>81159877
>6 pizza in one sitting
A sitting for Steven is like 8 hours

>>81160027

A sitting for James K is 2 years,

>>81160012
I don't know what Americans call a "large Pizza" but the Pizza they usually sell here are definitely not meant for 4-6 people. So how large exactly is large?

>>81157412
I recently started eating healthier. Looking to go from 90kg to 75-80kg.

Eating carrots, vegetables, tuna and chicken. No bread, rice, potatoes or pasta. Might eat some wholegrain stuff if needed.. or maybe brown rice.

Feelsgood.

>>81160111
>90kg
nice trips fatty
Who ~60kg here?

>>81160022
>No he pulled his hair out in part 1
But I watched the 1h:12m episode and never saw that scene.

>>81159408
It's slather you fool. Honey doesn't lather.

>>81160111

>No potatoes

The fuck? Potatoes are one of the healthiest things you can eat. One serving has almost enough vitamin C for a whole day, and they have complex carbs.

Is this bait?

>>81160215
it's right after he goes missing

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Stop being fat.

>>81160252
What?

>>81160250
>eating carbs

>>81160269
uhhh...no?

>>81160280
did you even watch the episode? fuck off retard

>>81160215
There is a 1 hour 12 minute version? The one I saw was at least an hour and a half.

>>81159969

The best pizza I've ever had was a meatball pizza from Gino's Pizza in Lexington, Kentucky.

>>81159969
I make my own pizza.

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>>81160087

This is actually an extra large but they aren't that different.

Fun fact: 6 dominos pizzas are 15000 calories. A pound of fat stored in your body is about 3500 calories. This means if you ate 6 large dominos pizzas, you would weigh 4.28 pounds heavier even after digestion and excreting

>>81157412
Was he the only participant who went to lose weight and got worse? Now he's a drug addict, isn't he?

I could go for a pizza right now 2bqhwy

>>81160009
Then go back to Tumblr and be triggered there, fatty.

>>81160599
Thats such a waste of food

>>81160616
Are you taking into account TDEE?

>>81160599
That is not extra large, not even in America. Extra large is usually like 20 inches.

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>>81159969
Woodstove pizza at a restaurant I used to work at.

>mfw made it so cheesy once i had to hide it from the manager or else i would run the risk of getting fired for wasting food

>Lets see how much you lost this week
>"gains 300lbs"

>>81160692
It's for parties, dumb dumb.

>>81159316
you know what, I try to eat at least semi-healthy and I definitely prefer thin, dry pizza if I'm in the mood for one, but I've had hangovers in which I would eat this greasy abomination in an instant. I'd probably puke it out, though.

>>81160669
???

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>>81160445
Yes, I did on youtube, don't call me a retard.
>>81160449
Yes, it ended after him calling his dad asking for food and his father telling him that he was broke.

>>81160726
>Woodstove

Why even point this out? Pizza MUST be from a wood-fire oven to even qualify for top tier.

>>81160726
Comfy story desu. I can imagine escaping the place with it, mission accomplished, home free, then getting home and gorging on it.

>>81159316
Eating a whole pizza in one sitting isn't a problem for a grown ass adult with normal diet. It's the fact that you're full for the rest of the day that sets you apart from someone who eats six pizzas in 24 hours.

>>81160757
well there's a "part 2" of the show and probably a part 2 of the part 1 youtube video. if you're not a retard then you understand what I just said

>>81160599
why is exactly 56.25% of the pizza pepperoni instead of half?
someone had to make a conscious decision to make it that way.

>>81160757
His dad doesn't have malicious intentions, but holy fuck is he a horrible enabler. I guess he wants to make up for not being there for his sons when mother custody, but he needs to learn when to say no. He's buying the fat fuck pizza from another fucking state.

>>81158483
I LOVE pizza and at Max I COULD eat one entire pizza, but I limit myself at half so I don't end up super obese.
I mean I'm chubby, but at least I'm not 600 pounds.

>>81160870
Probably took two people to top it.
Just poor teamwork.

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>>81160868
>if you're not a retard then you understand what I just said
I do, thanks.

Cold day old pizza > Fresh pizza

>>81160999

Trips comfirm

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>I brought you a large pizza
>And you think that this gives you power over me?

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>>81160999
>tfw pizza chains will never sell cold day old pizza
checked

>>81160999
that depend entirely on the pizza

>>81160748
Still. Kids aren't going to eat that much.

>>81161026
I worked for a pool that ordered 25 pizzas once a week, and sold it all week.

It was gross.

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>>81161026
>>81161012
>>81160999
>tfw wiping your butt with cold pizza

>>81161072
25+ kids, and a few adults will.
They're capable of taking it home for later too.

>>81159701
Enjoy your kidney stones. They are one of more painful things a man can experience in his life.

>>81159965
>Implying
I own a farm, string bean. I'm fitter than you or your Magic: The Gathering friends will ever be.

>>81161264
>I own a farm
Why are you lying? What is there to gain?

>>81161264
A fat farm, fatty fat fuck?

>>81161241
Calm down.

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>>81159701
>Water is disgusting
Only fat people say this.
You probably have beetus.

>>81161425
Some people have different tastes. This doesn't mean they are wrong or have something wrong with them. Its just their opinion!

>>81161425
I don't. I'm thankful for my health, but I really don't like living either.

There's no way he eats 6 large 'Zas in one sitting

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>>81161504

I could do two large pizza from dominos over the course of a day.
Maybe two in a sitting if i dont drink much and am in a mood.

>>81161567
The one time i want to verify my captcha so i can add more and it goes right through...

Those larges are brooklyn or thin&crunchy. Not the hand tossed.

>>81161425
>You probably have beetus
Actually one of the symptoms of diabetes is excessive thirst, but yeah water is good for you.

>>81160087
Large is usually 14-16". It varies from place to place.

I swear it, this show is turning me into a Stalinist apologist.

>>81160870
Some pleb asked that their babby eat ham in a can instead.

>>81161026
A local shop used to keep the left over slices from the night before in a fridge and sold it for half price the next day.

>>81161026
Check Dominos twitter

Someone have pictures of his JUST hair?

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>>81162288

Anything for a fellow fatkino watcher

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>>81162288

Anyone have the episode name / number that he's in?

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>>81160087

14 inch circumference is what all American chains and most local places use as large. 16 or 18 inches is extra large. Anything bigger than that is meme territory.
t. former pizza industry wageslave

>>81157412

'One sitting' for this guy is likely to last months.

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>>81158483
yeah this. i usually eat half, and then save the rest for later.

pic related, my dinner for tonight

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>>81162409
>carbs
Why you have not been sticking to the program?

>>81159361
I hope you noticed
>James used to be really active, riding 4-wheelers and fishing

>I can't wait to be back on my feet, driving

>>81162374
5x13-14 Steven

part 1 aired last wednesday and part 2 airs this wednesday

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>>81162408

I saw somebody calculate it in another fatkino thread. In one day Steven eats as many calories as a normal person should eat in a week (it was around 16,000). One week of the Steven diet is almost two months of normal calorie consumption. One month of the Steven diet is 7 or 8 months of normal calorie intake.

>>81160599
Is that the place in San Antonio?

Be honest what's the most junk food you ever ate in one sitting? I ate four Big Macs over 25 minutes. Is that a lot?

>>81158483
This 2 slices and I am stuffed

>>81162409
>olives
You are a horrible human being.

>>81162592
Yes

2 would be excessive

>>81162592
2 bags of crab

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>>81162592

>Pizza Hut
>large supreme and large pepperoni
>order of buffalo wings and cheesesticks
>entire family-sized package of double stuff Oreos
>2L of Pepsi
I consumed all that over the course of about two hours. But I was playing college football at the time and was celebrating the end of two a days with a pig-out feast.

>>81160171
nigger, I'm over 6 feet tall. Take your skeleton ass elsewhere.

AH YOU FORGETTIN MY LEGS ARE FAT?

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Is this show proof that capitalism is actually bad?

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>>81162615
>hating on based olives

>>81162808
Yes.

>>81157412
most I've done in 1 setting is 2 pizzas. Usually, I order 2 but leave one for the day after. There's something special about a cold slice of fridge Pizza when you wake up.

>>81158483
Step it up bitch.

>>81162808
yes capitalism is awful because people have so much access to food unlike communism where they just starve to death.

>>81162573
Looks like tbqh

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>>81162592
Hard to tell.
Probably a trip to a chinese buffet although one can argue (incorrectly) that is not junk food. One can also argue that it is technically more than one sitting.
I'm going to have to go with pic related. It's the 150 count box.

>>81162808

The commie equivalent would be My 60 Pound Life

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>>81162869

>>81162898
Stop being an idiot and become a responsible citizen.

>>81160999
literally only true for pizza hut thin-crust.

>>81162941
>not playing chubby bunny

is this fatkino?

>>81158483
I could eat the whole thing but usually the last slice or two gets too cold by the time I get to it

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>>81163021

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So it's been 1 month since I put you on the 1200 calories a day diet and you've gained 100lb. Care to explain yourself?

>>81159440
i kinda agree, carbs provide energy, i work construction ,local laborers and all the workers minus supers and foremen, eat atleast what has to be 3000 calories between breakfest and lunch but they are fit as fuck, kinda helps when your shoveling 8 hours straight a day.

>>81160078
>sitting
>James K

>>81163058
Why?

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>>81163065

First one to lose 50 pound gets to stay on my aircraft

>>81163501
Tell me about Penny; why does she wear the mask?

>>81162592
Ever?
One time my friends and I went to Wendy's when they had a dollar menu and we bought like $30 worth of shit.

This was like 14 years ago.

>>81162592
3 quarter pounders
I vomited most of them though; was at a party and there was too much alcohol

The best way to tell if you're watching fatkino is whether or not there is optimistic music playing at the end over the fatty doing the most basic of human tasks like sitting up or leaving a hospital

>>81163065
>So it's been 1 month since I put you on the 1200 calories a day diet and you've gained 100lb. Care to explain yourself?
I ordered pizza a couple times.

>>81163667
It's also fatkino if they're playing sad music over them doing the most basic of human tasks. Especially showering.

>>81160999
microwave pizza > fresh pizza

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>>81163789
>microwave pizza

>>81160915
Post height and weight NOW

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>>81163820
You heard me nigger.

guise can you order me a pizza?

>>81163789
I hope you mean reheated and not those frozen microwavable ones.

And also, you're wrong even if you do mean reheated.

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NO NEGOTIATION

>>81163860
sure man what kind

>>81163903

cheese and pepperoni

I kind of want a pizza now.
I should care about my weight because I'm fat, but I have a gf so I don't care.

>>81163952

does she enable you?

>>81161282
It's completely true man. 27 years old, bought it from my dad. No crops, no animals (except a cat). Thing is, I've been lifting heavy shit and working non stop for the past two years, and it shows. I dunno the faggot who didn't "believe" in bread just got to me because I literally cannot see another solution as to how you can go 4+ hours in the morning with heavy work without it.

brew youre a fuccboi

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>>81163952

t. James 15 years ago
See you on season 20 of My 600 Pound Life

>>81162809
Those olives are too green to be based.

>>81163836
5'8", 190lbs

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>>81157412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWdv6riHan8

horrible human being

Why is TLC the freakshow channel now? What the fuck happened?

people used to learn shit

>>81164196
you're learning about the human condition

>>81162592
a friend of mine dropped 50 bucks on like 40 mcdoubles

we singlehandedly backed up the mcdonalds, they gave us the burgers in a cardboard box and we could only get through like half of it between 6 or 7 people

i ate as many as i could, was like 5-6

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>>81163986
>tfw no enablerfu to hide my food in the oven

>>81157412
Is he going to die at the end?

>>81164027
I used to work as a furniture mover, and I would often skip breakfast completely and just have a hearty protein-filled lunch instead. You don't need bread to do things anon

>>81164374
Everyone dies in the end.

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>>81164196
>Why is TLC the freakshow channel now
gone the history, discovery and animal planet route, cranking out garbage instead of educational content

sure they all had weird shit before from time to time but there was some good shit to be seen on there

now its all just nazis and aliens and reality shows

>>81164027
>no crops, no animals

Then how is it a farm?

>>81164452
>now its all just nazis
25 years ago it was already jokingly called The Hitler Channel.

And why not, plenty of public domain footage and the war was a big fucking deal. Pay some nerds to edit the film together and you're golden. Making a documentary series on the 30 year war would cost require producing a lot of footage and bore people to death.

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THIS IS TEXAS

>>81164170
but a real human bean

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>>81162470

Why are you obese yourself, Doc? And no, age isn't an excuse.

>>81164687
That was the history channel you underage cuck

what do they call the irrational feeling of wanting to kill a random fat person?

Is it wrong I find him strangely hot? I'd love to suck one of his tits while finger banging myself.

>>81164790
Actually A&E was being called that before THC even existed.

I had 20 minutes left and the video player stopped working.

>>81163866
kek
underrated

>>81164686
government subsidies

>>81162374
I want to wife this qt.

>>81164452
I vaguely remember documentaries on TLC

>But now it's fat people being fat,
>fat children of white trash,
>midget couples getting married
>fat people getting married
>crazy shut-ins and the shit they live in
>weddings happening in dumb places
>middle aged NY Italians who think they are psychic
the channel is basically an old fashioned carnival freak show

I really miss the old Travel Channel. that was my leave it on most of the day channel but now it is nothing but fat guys eating shit in third world nations

where can I watch this episode?

>>81163866
what is this a reference to?

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>>81162409
> i access my email by pressing an email button on my keyboard

>>81162409
Got enough salt on that?

I'd love to tie him to his bed.

Ballgag

Coat him head to toe in peanut butter.

Release a bucket of starving rats in the room.

Why are they not put down? I thought America was supposed to be great again.

>>81159316
I wonder what Steven's reaction would be if he was presented that pizza?

>>81159711
Steven literally tries to dominate his father with pizza.

>>81165531
Isn't Trump actually overweight?

>>81162808
No, he doesn't work for his food. He's parasite who leechs off other people work. He's a product of the welfare mentality.

>>81165531

Filming began during the Obama administration

>>81165531
obamacare

>>81159247

I can only speak for myself but yes. It's the memes that keep me watching.

Just watching stuff with with 4chan and memeing it makes any show 100x more interesting.

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those fatfucks are like black holes of entitlement and everything orbits around them. but still their behaviour are the ones of children
>oy vey what will Dr. Now say after I just gained 100kg over 2 days
>reee how dares he to say I dont do enough when I wobble my truck sized hamlegs twice a week and I only eat pizza twice an hour instead of 3 times

>>81159731
Only because they were nomads. To be honest, even though our linguistic heritage comes from Indo-European peoples, much of our genetic history comes from hunter gatherer nomads.

Eat a bread stick or somethin

>>81159493

There's nothing more delicious than ice cold water though.

>>81160792
While I agree, not everyone has access to wood fire pizza, thus lowering the standards. I make pretty good pizza on my pizza stone in my oven. Some day i'll get a wood fire oven though... some day...

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>>81165848
BUT ITS FRIED THAT MEANS ITS HEALTHY

>>81165698
He's thicc

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>>81160792
Tombstone is the best pizza next to Totino's Pizza Rolls. You're elitist food snobbery is DEBUNKED.

>>81160999
not true, but it's still really good

>>81164686
>Massive plots of land
>Fields (untended)
>A barn

what more do you need man? I don't know what else would constitute a farm. Never said I worked the land, I tend the nearby forest.

>>81164396
I wake up with stomach pains, sometimes cramps. I need that breakfast.

>>81166040
>Tombstone
>Steven's obsession with pizza will send him to his early grave

K I N O
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>>81165871
>Only because they were nomads
Which is the right thing to be.
>Cain murdering Abel
>Indo-European nomads roving the steppes
>Based Magyars and Mongolians
>Native Americans who were forced to quit being nomads and got BTFO by alcoholism and diabetes
>Grainfags, will they ever learn

>but but my civilization. Egypt, Mesopotamia, China. All developed because of grains.
All I can do is respond with pic related.

>>81164788
stop this meme, he's not obese

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>Steven wouldn't let his dad have pizza

What a fucking cocksucking asshole. Holy shit. At least James was somewhat endearing.

>>81162769
You have to be careful with this. My roommate was a big football guy, and he kept eating his normal diet after he stopped playing football. He ballooned in a year.

>>81166120

Yes he is, he's just not morbidly obese. Compared to the average american he's slim

>>81166169
This is very common.

>>81160599
I've had one of these pizzas before, but the slices were like two of these and ate like 5 or 6.

>>81160294
>staying hungry
Just count calories you dumb faggot

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>>81160599
Looks tasty as fuck

>>81166169

Happened to me too, I used to hike, jog, cycle, swam, marathons etc

Then I fucked my knee up

But still ate my 6k calories a day

oh boy... that was a mistake

Why does Steven act like a fag? He's a fag isn't he?

>>81164687
>>81164452
>>81164196
I remember one time getting up at like 6 or 7am before school, and accidentally catching a documentary on the Chinese empire. It was so exciting to see something other than WW2 and conspiracies, and yet it was the only time I ever saw anything like that on THC.

>>81166313
How much did you gain?

>ur gon die in less den 2 month senpai
>*crie*
>go home and order 6 papa john

>>81166448
The history channel has never really wowed me with their programming on average. It was always these shitty docu-drama's and not particularly accurate documentaries. At least the The Hitler Channel had interesting and exiting WWII footage.

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SOMEONE GIVE A LINK FOR NONBURGERS

>>81166541

Say please.

>>81166541
>>81166608
You gotta ask nicely to get link 'round these parts pard.

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>>81166106
>>Cain murdering Abel

>>81166541
Say "I'm a naughty, greasy hamburger" and we'll give you one.

>>81162022

I would buy that.

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>>81166608
>>81166630
please fucking please
>>81166740
im a naughty, greasy hamburger

>>81166916

You just had to say please.

https://www.tlcgo.com/my-600-lb-life/steven-justins-story-part-1/

>>81162409
Go away /sp/

>>81159363
I lol'd

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>>81162941
>>81163021

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>>81166969
doesn't work. must be a burger only link

>>81167278
NOOOOOO!!!!!!!

>>81167298
It worked for a fucking leaf like me.

>>81167298

worked for me

t. BritBong

>>81167298
Yeah, there's only bad quality youtube shit atm other than that link.

Just be patient. The ep is worth it.

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>>81167321
>>81167334
wtf

>>81167363
That's what you get for being a europoor i guess.

>>81167298
I am burger and I had to refresh a couple of times before it would play.

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>"Won wittle witty wegg woll."

>>81162409
>feta and olives
I mean, your keyboard is in English, so I'm guessing you're American, but this Mediterranean food suggests to me that you're Mediterranean in origin.

From somewhere in the Balkans by any chance?

Or do you just happen to like feta and olives?

>>81162615
Olives are delicious my friend

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>>81167595
BUT IT'S FRIED

GET TUH PAPER OFF

OW OW OW OW OW

Do you think he's able to get erections?

>>81162592
Not me, but my friend once at 12 spicy McChickens. He thought he was gonna die afterwards, I think all the sodium made his blood pressure spike really fucking high.

He would also spend around $30 at taco bell.

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>>81167732
MFW I notice that Kalmata's are an option at a sandwich place.

>>81159701
>Water is disgusting
What the fuck

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>tfw not too fat for clothes
i wish i could be naked all the time too like and animal and everyone being cool with

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>>81167736
>fried
>healthy
Is this some kind of american meme?

>>81162592
This was my nightly meal from taco Bell senior year of college after a night of work:
>Mexican pizza
>Two soft taco Supremes
>32 oz Baja blast
>Bean burrito
>Nachos with cheese
>7 layer burrito or double decker taco depending on the mood
I did this a few times a week at least. Thank God I'm not fat anymore.

>>81162592
1 medium pizza from Pizza Hut, A thing of wings, a thing of stuffed crust bread-sticks, and like 4 beers, followed by chips later that evening.
It was comfy as fuck.

>>81167780
No, just look at his body, I'm not trying to be offensive here but him being alive with a body like that is probably an American thing, I know people in my country that when they pass a certain weight (130kg) their bodies start to shut down and if they don't loose weight they'll die.
This guy's body somehow is morphing in to something that goes beyond human limit, somehow his body is adapting to its size, I'd wager that his genitalia has been absorbed by his body in its transformation.

>>81167884
i read somewhere that some people actually think cooking something will deplete the caloric value.

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Can TLC, the absolute madmen, ever top themselves after James and Steven?

>>81168244
Really? 130kg really isn't that heavy.

>>81168279
At least there's some quasi-logic to that.

>>81168280
How is it possible to get a fat forehead.

>>81168279
I don't mean to reveal my Americaness, but doesn't cooking raw meat reduce its weight?

>>81168330
Weight =/= caloric value.

>>81157412
If you can eat a single pizza, by yourself, in one sitting, then you're a fat faggot.

I imagine this applies to at least half of /tv/

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>>81168330

>>81168374

I'm 5'8 138lbs and have ate a full pizza plenty of times

>>81168279
well, if you bake bacon and don't eat the grease, then that would be true.

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>>81166089
Why not work the land? Shits fun and relaxing for the most part. Also decent money to be made depending on the weather

>>81168467
Doesn't everybody drain their bacon on paper towel?

>>81168296
>130kg really isn't that heavy
That's like saying to a 89 year old man that he's not that old.

>>81168526
But 130 kg isn't even 300lbs. It's not THAT fat.

>>81168374
That's a pretty blanket statement.
You're saying I'm a fat fuck for eating a 6 inch pizza by myself on occasion?

>>81168513
that seems statistically unlikely.

Why is his dad such a fucking faggot?
He should've left without buying that pizza desu

>>81168555
130kg is a lot.

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>>81168513
>he doesnt wait for the fat to solidify around the bacon

>>81168590
Do you live in manlet country or something?

>>81159342
>ORDER ME PIZZA OR I'LL TELL THE COPS YOU BEAT ME

this guy is such a fucking piece of shit

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Rate my pizza lads

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DR NOWZARADAN, IM 600

>>81168555
But it's still very very fat, anon, it's extremely unhealthy.

>>81168647
burntcrust/10

>>81168650
notice how uneasy now looks, wearing gloves before shaking the monster's hand and not making eye contact

>>81168673
It's not organs shutting down fat.

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>>81159701
>Water is disgusting

>steven still has ZERO acne

>>81168679
totally getting dominated by steven

>>81168737
He has a lot of acne scarring.

>>81164170
Mr. Assanti is literally Frank Costanza

>>81168244
130kg is absolutely too fucking fat, and I am an American. I see so many people daily who look completely round, or have fat poking out above their facial features making their eyes squintier or whatever. It's ridiculous what passes for normal nowadays.

Because so many people are obese being regular fat is just brushed off. It's kind of scary to see how normal this has become. Of course this varies state to state, but it's crazy.

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>order pizza for dinner
>Looking forward to eating Pizza for breakfast the next day
>Dad got up in the middle of the night and ate it all, every time

I never got to eat pizza for breakfast once in my entire childhood ;_;

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When will they just drive that camper he rides around in off a cliff? If he has the will to live and crawl out of the wreckage then he deserves all the help he can get.

>>81166106
Vikings were snow niggers that promptly got BTFO whenever they came in contact with actual developed countries and not poor monasteries and poorfag saxons.

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WATCH IT, STEVEY

>>81168888
>Conquered all of England
>Took over all of Normandy
>Proceeded to conquer England for a second time

>>81168679
he's trying to resist Steven's considerable powers of manipulation. this ain't his first rodeo

>>81168692
Stop trying to defend being almost 300 pounds.
Unless you're a tall, extremely fit athlete then 300 pounds is fat. Let me guess, you're 300 yourself?

>>81168692
Maybe not in your country but it is in mine, that was my initial point, we're not used to fast foods, most people in my country eat fresh food, our bodies are not prepared to be that fat, we do not ingest as many hormones and chemicals as you do, 130kg will make us physically ill.

>>81168979
I'm not disputing that it's fat. I'm disputing that 300lbs is organs shutting down fat.

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>>81168898
they'll never notice me if i don't look at them directly

>>81169023
yeah wtf was that about?

>>81168981
Where are you from?

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He was on Dr.Phill
https://youtu.be/ASGkG7mdIs4

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>>81168853
>eating Pizza for breakfast
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>81168737
ACNE is all genetics, can't do shit about it.
Except roacchutan which has so many side-effects you may develop spider senses.

>>81169023
>>81169041
He didn't want to be on camera losing his shit.
I can't say I blame him. It would be reaction image gold!

How painful must it be at this size?

I can only assume they take a shit ton of medication to numb the pain from the tearing, sores, infections and god knows what else.

What is the average life span for ppl like this? 30 years old?
I do find it impressive that the human body can get to such a state and yet can keep going....kinda....

>>81169091
I am 100% convinced acne is determined by sugar consumption.

>>81168650
Dr. Now isn't that skinny either

>>81166740
Tell me about bane please

>>81169059
>hates fat people
>has tits

I'm in love

>>81169116
http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Acne/Pages/causes.aspx

>>81169116
I don't think so, my brother had shitton of acne and still bears the scars and he never ate sugars, only hate a shitton of salame and prosciutto as "bad" food, rest of his diet was great and he was always fit as fuck as a teenager.
He went to a shitton of doctors because it was pretty ugly and all of them had different answers, it's not a much developed field because they see it as a non-issue since it's "just" a momentary problem to them.

Then he used roaccutan and it went away definetely, his only side effects were dry lips in the morning and that was it, but I read of other people with far bigger problems with that stuff.

>>81168647
The fries are kino, but what's going on with those giant strips of hotdogs? That's just wrong.

>>81169116
If I have a lot of sugary stuff in one day, I get acne. It never fails. Substituting Splenda for sugar in my cooking and coffee was the only thing that managed to clean my face up.

>>81168484
>Why not work the land already?

Two reasons:
1: I already have a job at a rehabilition clinic, and I'll work there as long as I'm able.

2: If the (norwegian) gubmint suspect I'm working on the farm to make a profit, I have to pay a shitload of money as an "official" farm, and be forced to live there for a set amount of years.

>>81168399
People who say "choccy" should be hanged.