this is the one thing we didn't want to happen

>"I'm sorry," yells exploding cleaner
Might be the funniest throwaway line I've ever heard

>Today is the anniversary of 1944.

>>81151179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU_FXnSjBLY

Yes we must catch this man, he REALLY is a shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RScqJUWBpjs

You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin din plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're an unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer...

>It's been revealed that the junior treasury minister Michael Portillo carries a sawn-off shotgun to constituency meetings, corners children in parks and chews their cheeks, and has frequent sexual intercourse with stray animals, claiming "As long as it's got a backbone, I'll do it". That story we reported last week, and have since discovered it to be untrue.

>>81152274
It's just another form of racism

The Day Today DVD was the first and only piece of kino i actually paid money for this year after I saw it linked in a thread here. Check it out used on amazon it's cheap there and definitely worth it.

>Cake, is a made up drug.

>>81152762
Brass Eye is also worth a buy.

>>81152793
>Joss Ackland's spunky backpack
>crabs have more DNA in common with paedophiles than you or me, there's no basis for it but it's scientific fact
Now I know what to do with my day off, a Chris Morris binge with alcohol
It's not a drug, it's a drink

>P2PBSH. Pipe to Pipe Bushman. Code for two paedophiles having sex with each other while watching children from a shrub

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>this is the one thing we didn't want to happen

>>81151179
>didn't
did'nt

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>The American space shuttle Endeavor 4 sets off tonight on its special stunt mission.
>Once in orbit, it will hurtle towards a ramp and leap over a line of 12 other shuttles.
>It returns to Earth tomorrow afternoon at half past three.

>Spiders will never speak, insists ambassador.

>>81152964
I love Brass Eye and The Day Today. I forgot which one is with Steve Coogan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcU7FaEEzNU

Best episode of Brass Eye.

>>81152213
my fuck this man is quite the treasure

>>81152762
it's criminal that it only ran for one season, though i've since heard that there were about 4 other similar series that i've got to watch. really great humour.