>implying elizabeth shue would ever fuck a twiglet like daniel-san

>>81141196

She banged val kilmer. And he is gay as tom cruise

>>81141196
>ywn have a young heart beating fast with Ali in a photo booth at a fun park in early 80's California

;_;

>tfw she's not really a shoe

>>81141383
>tfw he's not really macho

What's a twiglet and where do I buy one?

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>>81141196
hhnnnggg

>>81141196
>tfw 23 and have a babyface like him

helium tank otw

>>81141383
if Elisabeth Shue was a shoe she'd be Elisabeth Shoe

>>81141196
dude, at that age, kids love other kids for weird reasons

also, you're a virgin

let go of shue, man

its time to move on

She was so fucking hit in Palmetto. She had that perfect amount of thickness in that movie. The scene where that bastard Woody gets to feel her up was so fucking hit. I am still jealous of him getting to do that.

>>81142031
>tfw 25 and have babyface like him and you, but also balding

pass the helium bro.

>>81141196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAtd2r49wFw


>55

HOW?

It was a different time. Women weren't as bad as they are now. Of course it is a movie so take it with a grain of salt.

The real problem would be having his mom drive them to their date

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>tfw your parents were too redpilled to ever rent you "The Next Karate Kid" With Hillary Swank.

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>>81141196
those pokies were one of my earliest faps

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>ywn live an American high-school romance in comfy 80s California
where did everything go so wrong?

>>81142031
he was literally 23 when when this film was released so don't feel bad

>>81141196

He demonstrated he was fit with his soccerball kneeballing and also by winning the tournament.

She was way out of his tax bracket, but the movie touches on that too.

>>81145776
Was unrealistic, she would have gone after that Chad BMXer irl

rewatched all 3 movies last week, was wondering how in the hell did daniel seem to get worse at karate every movie?

>>81146221

After she dumped him and went to Fresno after the first movie, Daniel-san lost all motivation.

But Karate Kid 2 is the best movie of the trilogy anyway.

I still think the scene with Bananarama's Cruel Summer was one of the best movie-scene and song combination segments in film.
>>81141367
So was that one. Top tier soundtrack.

>>81146221
I don't think he was worse in Karate Kid 2, it's just that he was stupid whittu piggu getting his ass beat by real karate hours nips rather than school jocks. He sucked in three, but he was being an idiot and was all out of his head (which was the plot of the film after all).