>Friday night Why are you here?

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Waiting for The Expanse threads.
There are at least 9 books written or planned. You think Syfy wlll allow a show to go on that long?

Don't even bother getting invested.

Even when it was SciFi, the longest shows ever ran for was 4 seasons.

Hope you faggots enjoy reading.

Im at work until 11. Im getting paid to shitpost right now.

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>Friday night
>I thought it was Thursday
being a neet is suffering

>>81140340
are you a girl btw?

>>81140284
i moved to a new state and lost all my friends. also no girl would ever want me i get ignored and swiped left every day

>>81140383
on weekends

>>81140284
I'm 31, my kids are asleep and I already banged my wife. Now it's time to smoke pot, dick around on the guitar, and watch an action movie.

>>81140439
>pot
You really are 31

>>81140561
you don't just become a certain age and magically all of a sudden you're this upstanding citizen who derives all of his satisfaction from his responsibilities

daddy likes to play, too

it's raining, my eczema is flaring, and I didn't go to work today

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I've spent 2500 dollars recently on a new AV receiver, PS4 pro, and a nice laptop so I'm staying in tonight to not spend money. R8 my setup

>>81140641
I mean only old people call it pot. My parents are 60 and they smoke weed. Hell, i buy it for them.

>>81140561

Pot is nothing

He could be a deadbeat alcoholic.

At the gym.
Chad can waste his time fucking Stacy.
I'm developing a kinetic chain that could throw them both into the sun.

They're lucky I keep my rage on a leash

I'm just a lonely 26 year old fellow with no other place to be

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>>81140415

I'm at work, kill me

>>81140717
>I mean only old people call it pot.
What do you call it if not weed or pot? Don't tell me you say "trees". That sounds retarded.

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>>81140284
Because I don't have a gf

cause my whole life consists of fucking my gf and studying for the LSAT oh yea and shit posting with you fine fellows. I couldnt be happier

>>81140706
>all those fucking wires
>tv mounted
>wires coming off of it
Jesus, this makes me uncomfortable

>>81140284
I feel like I just lost an hour like in the X files. I swear I literally just started eating my quesadillas at 7:30 local time and now it's almost 9:30

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>>81140706
>buying consoles that aren't nintendo
>not investing in a PC

I mean, i had a PS4 too, but you can only play a few cinematic experiences before you want to try something with actual gameplay.

Other than that, nice setup.

>>81140706

Really messy and busy display. You need cord management and to disperse those speakers. Also, why is there a dresser in the corner?

>>81140817
what's wrong with mounted tv

>>81140284
Drinkin and about to watch Fences. My gf cooked porkchops & mac and then we made love & talked. Shes in bed now cause she has to wake up earlier then I do. Overall nice night. Hope Fences is any good. Went between that & dr strange & silence.

>>81140860
it's where I keep games cases/wires/random shit

>>81140641

what do you do for a living old man? I'm 25, college degree and I hate my wagecuck job. What should I do?

>>81140284
Im at work. So nothing better to do.

>>81140861
the whole point of having a TV mounted on the wall is so that it looks like it's floating there, or hung there like a picture on the wall. Not to attach cables to it and run that down to your VCR.

>>81140772

(you) make me smile, anon.

>>81140874
fucking normie

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>>81140773
I know that feel :(

>>81140895
i dont have all the answers man, I make 50K doing tech support

I was just blessed with a handsome face so pulling my wife's son's mom was easy

>>81140284
Trying to find the sopranos thread

>>81140911
I meant to put the wire behind the wall but it's a pain in the ass, don't even notice it when I watch shit

>>81140929
sry should I go? Ok then. I decided on Hacksaw Ridge again over everything else also.

>>81140784
I sometimes call it reefer but mostly weed. Dank is also acceptable.

ive been out to the bars like the last 14 weekends in a row, all i do is drink, hook up with my ex/randos and watch tv and movies.

i used to go to church, i used to work out, i used to eat right. the randos are never hot enough and neither is my ex. id rather smoke pot and live on the edge of the world but i want to bring my friends. and i want to bring movies.

>>81140874
Fences is based if you enjoy watching/reading plays. It is essentially just the play shot as a film and with a films budget.
If you dont like the theatre you're gonna have a bad time tho, just FYI.
(I liked it a lot)

>>81141040
you sound really hateable

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>>81140284

>can't get over gf
>have 2 months until the startup I work for probably loses funding
>have an exam thurday
>don't know what I could do if I wanted because don't really socialize aside from fucking shooting guns

my life is in fucking shambles right now

>>81141065
im actually a really popular guy, but you're right, my unfavorability ratings are high also.

>>81141069

do you live in TX, anon?

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>>81141069
>gun owner
You know what to do

>>81141069
every man goes through a bad breakup, but that's when you decide that no woman is ever going to hurt you like that again so you put up this facade and you don't get too close to them anymore and so you can more easily treat them like dirt, which turns them on and makes you a stud

this was destined to happen to you, anon

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>>81141122

I live in Vancouver Washington

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>>81140706
Pretty good. Rate mine

>>81141040
You don't get to bring friends

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>>81140284
For you.

>>81141060
Oh ok cool, live right down the street from a Orpheum and have season tickets so go quite a bit. Good to know, back to Fences since ive already seen hacksaw anyways. Thanks

I work in the morning. About to go to bed.

>>81141144

used to live in Portland, you shoot at english pit?

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>>81140284
>not spending your friday nights baneposting

>>81141122
Not him but I do. What the fuck is there to do out here? I just moved out to dallas less than a year ago.

>>81140284
Going to a music festival tomorrow really early.
>have to move in one month
>thought I was finished with the paperwork
>i'm not because one of my friends is a literal fucking retard
All day tomorrow thinking about this SHIT. I'll think I'll live on the streets from now on

>>81141148
>imitation Krab
>Diet MTN DEW
>Mouse Hunt
>Russian Flag
you're a weird dude

No friends because I'm weird and shy.

>>81141178

yup it's the only good range nearby.

>>81141144
>Vancouver.... Washington
REEEE stop stealing our city names yankee!

>>81141186
>What the fuck is there to do out here?
you're doing it

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>>81141195
>hating on Mousehunt
fuck outta here

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>>81140284
For you.

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>>81141148
>that cheap ass keyboard

>>81141186

dallasfag here too, man. do you like to drink and eat food? do you have friends out here? how much do you make per year? what are your favorite hobbies?

>>81141201

nice, i go whenever im back home with my bros.

>>81141232
>paying more than $5 for a keyboard

>>81141307
>being this poor
I think a laptop is more your style, the keyboard even comes preinstalled

>>81141440
I have a Macbook Pro. Why would anyone need a keyboard more expensive than $5? They all do the same thing

>>81141493
I like the clickity clack of my mechanical keyboard. It also lights up.

>>81141524
>wasting your money on something other than vodka and crab
pathetic

>>81141542
Ill take weed and lobster thanks

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>>81140284
I-It's the police commissioner

>>81141563
weed is degenerate as fuck

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>>81141590
*lights blunt*

>>81141650
you alright in my book kid
*lights crab*

I'm a big goy for Jews

real lonely hours

>>81140305
Waiting to what? Make the same post in Expanse threads like you did in the last ones? Fuck off

>>81141148
>sky vodka
Fucking disgusting

>>81142236
What do you get? It all taste like shit in America

>>81142256
Grey goose or titos my man.

>>81140284
I'm a reclusive alcoholic wagecuck.

>>81140284
I have a Calculus 2 test on Monday :(

>>81142274
>Grey Goose
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHA

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>>81140305
>tfw dark matter

>>81140439
you sound like a cool guy desu

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>>81142256
Objectively the best bottom shelf vodka you can get.

>>81142309
T. Conrad

>>81142334
I will see if they have it at my store. I drink a lot so it needs to be large size

>>81141581
So you panicked.

>>81140284
im tired from the exam and tutoring sessions from earlier in the day..plus need to study for another exma on monday

So what are y'all watching tonight? I'm about to start Watchmen Director's Cut.

>>81142309
Fight me fgt

>>81142457
I'd win because you'd be too sick AAAHHHAHAHA

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>>81142353
>I drink a lot so it needs to be large size

>>81142473
As you die from the paint chips in your taaka you basketball american

>>81140284
Just got off work, closing at retail. Waiting to bottle feed two kittens I found abandoned (they eat every 4-5 hours) the other day.

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Damn the internet is boring tonight.


>pic related

>>81141195
/tv/ starter pack

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>>81142514
>he doesn't drink his vodka with paint chips

Alright, fuck me up /tv/. I have LITERALLY nothing to watch except for Curb Your Enthusiasm. Instead of watching kike comedy what should i watch /tv/?

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>>81142598
>not huffing paint while you drink

FUCK you OP. I tried to hangout with literally anyone and no one wanted to. Now I am watching basketball trying to get drunk enough by the time the game is over to just pass out.

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>>81142625

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>>81142598
>>81142658
>all these pussies
>mfw

I am an unrelateable autist who alienated all of my former friends

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>>81142713
>The Amerifat version....

>>81141148
I didn't know Rex Tillerson posted on /sp/

>>81142880
cute little liberal trying to make shitpost

LOL you're all miserable alcoholics.
...so am I, but I stopped drinking 397 days ago without the help of AA or anything and I just keep going.

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>>81142910
Good for you. No seriously congrats on being sober. We're proud of you.......you condescending faggot.

>>81142910
I drink but wouldn't consider myself miserable or an addict. I enjoy getting drunk

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>>81143033
>I ... wouldn't consider myself miserable

>>81143007
I just wanted to share. A lot of you are drinking and bumming around /tv/ on friday night. Some of you guys are okay, but others are just existing and numbing the ennui of their existence. Not like it matters that it's friday or anything, and I'm not saying you should be out fulfilling the old biological imperative but...what are you doing?

>>81142454
watching Baskets

>>81143320
drinking, watching kinos, and shitposting

fuck off judgemental jeremy

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>>81140284
ANSWER HIM

>>81143320
who the fuck are you??

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>>81143320
>some of you guys are ok

Whoever makes these threads every Friday, I'll find you and I'll fucking murder you.

I'm hanging out with some negroes, so it's better than my usual Fridays

Avoiding studying for my PMP test in one week, I'm about 20% through the material. And fuck me is it boring.

>>81143552
don't relax

>>81140284
Lost my gf, haven't moved on

Really sucks, she was someone I connected with on a really personal level.

Also jobless now, life is shit tier at the moment tee bee aych friendos

gimme that escapist tv show to binge

>>81143645
I've been relaxing my man

>>81143320
>anything
>fulfilling

There's no point to doing anything at all.

>>81143694
watch Rectify and cry a lot

>>81143694
Evangelion

dubs check em

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Binging fatkino and livepd smokinherb drinkin scotch
Have a baseball game @2 tomoro . contemplating sleep but fuck pauline keeps snacking and her son can not be seen.

Im happy with my life choices.

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>>81143955
Fuk

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>>81140284
I moved to a new area and I no longer have any friends thanks to the globalist scheme to seperate college graduates from all of their friends and family to find a job.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjFxv0gc5Mc

>>81141148
>imitation crab
My brother.

>>81144720
it's truly a superfood

>>81140284
I just got home from a disco dance

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>>81144041

>>81140284
No friends, no girlfriends, two calls from family but that's it, drunk and watching movie while lurking /tv/

>>81145079
what movie

>>81144006
anything good on live pd? I tried last week but it was boring as shit

>>81145107
The Death Note english dub movie where they condense the show into 2 movies. I am watching the first.

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>24 kissless virgin
>recently been the closest I've ever been to getting a gf
>had been best friends with her on snapchat for solid 4 week period until yesterday the status got removed
>she literally just called me 10 minutes ago to ask some mundane bullshit but I could clearly hear a Chad in the background who she referred to as a "friend"
I think it's over lads. I'm gonna drink myself to sleep, watch some kino and cry.

>>81140798
R u me

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>>81141148
>mt dew

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>>81146382
there's absolutely nothing wrong with mountain dew

>>81142570
You have good $40 taste my main man.

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>>81140284

i dont have friends because i dont understand people so i end up not talking anything to them because im afraid that theyll find me weird and unlikable and then they'd laugh. Then im gonna have another shitty reputation that everytime my name goes across their conversation im "that guy" and theyd laugh at me again, then when people see me at random place they'd call me names and they dont even realize they have offended me.

then the family that i thought would help me doesnt care and dont even bother to know what's happening to me. They just think of themselves, to look great to other friends, fame etc. When i finally ask help theyll just "fuck off attention seeker, get over it"
. fuck this world man

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Death is all I have, it's all I want, it's all I need.

>>81146694
Just remember that you deserve these things and they're all your fault for being a fuck up and not manning up

>>81146739
>No reverse image
LONDON
O
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D
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>>81145359
Damn sorry mate, I'm sure you were head over heels but she sounds like a cunt. Chin up though, nothing a couple weeks of weed and drinking can't fix.

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>>81140340
>I thought it was Thursday
>spent 1 hour trying to understand how it happenned

Life is suffering right now.

>Been in uni for seven years now
>Failed thermo too many times a while back and couldnt graduate as ME, I just needed five classes to graduate...
>changed majors last year to new degree program offered by my uni
>needed three classes to graduate in this new degree program after this semester but now I got dropped due to non-payment of this semester and last
>Financial aid ran out because im over the 180 credit hour limit, Im over by just five
>havent gone to school this whole past month
>been waking up super late and just watching movies the rest of the day
>feel like a pathetic piece of shit
>my mom doesnt know any of this and she is expecting me to graduate by the end of this semester
>just sitting here with no real friends or family.
>I need to make my next move to move the fuck on, but dont. I feel paralyzed


Fuck man, too many feels. Every time i get close to graduating something happens and it delays me. I cant afford paying everything I owe to get reinstated as a student so now im gonna have to find a job and save up to go to school for next year. I want my fucking degree damn it!

ugh.

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If I become knowledgeable about kino will i finally get a gf