>"Extra butter, as requested"

Thanks Robert

>>81137030
Oh thank you Jamal, my faithful servant. Go check on my wife and ask if she would like some butter in her bowl too!

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>>81137086

>>81137030
Thank ya kindly. Here's a crisp dollar bill for you, my boy.

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>>81137030
Thanks!

And here's your tip, Robert. You've earned it!

>>81137169
kill me pete

>>81137030
thanks Bob. You don't mind if I call you Bob, do ya?

>>81137030
>Small
I asked for large Rob.........

>>81137086
this made me lol

The account of butter people put in their popcorn is disgusting. Every single showing there's always at least one person who puts so much butter in their popcorn that it soaks through the bag and covers the armrest. Who thinks that they need that much butter?

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>>81137030
Thanks, Jamal, butter makes a great anal lubricant.

Perfect as always Robert, you do a service to your craft

Werent you dead? Last time i came here a guy named bill wilson gave me my popcorn

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>>81137361
I was stuck in the timeline where Donald Trump lost the presidential election and decided to open his own chain of patriot kinoplexes

Can I speak with your Caucasian superior please

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>>81137030

What have I told you about talking to me Jamal

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>>81137086
Lul

http://www.strawpoll.me/12649332

>>81137581
With that snazzy tie he can only be Robert

>>81137489
Why are there lobsters in my bucket of crab legs?

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>>81137086

https://youtu.be/JBx-vydxfKU

>>81137030
Now this here popcorn better be all buttered up good like boy or I's gon mind you of them 50s, you listenin boy?

>>81137086
>>81137335
>>81137517
Typical that retarded small dick whitebois can't even read name tags

>>81137030
Yeah..I don't mean to be rude or anything, Robert..but uhm, May I have a white person serving me instead?

>>81141155
I am white, sir. It's the year 2100. I'm the whitest person on the planet.

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>How do they call popcorn in England?

pup corn

>>81137421
Holy shit what a timeline to be stuck in.

>>81137030
thank you sir
you are a gentleman and a scholar
*tips a hefty 10%*

Cheers cunt

>Want to see new Star Wars opening night
>Decide to prebook ticket
>Find only cinemahouse in the area without NSP
>It's a quote-along cinema
>Don't want to be fined for misremembering word so decide to order script from cinema website
>$40 plus tip
>Proceed to preorder ticket
>Essay question, 4000 words on 'Star Wars: Postindustrial infantilist dogma or trailblazing ode to identity multilinearilism in the modern age?'
>Completely forgot to prepare, but manage to get something down
>Lose marks for failing to reference enough papers by authors of colour, but scrape by
>Nearly there
>ATTENTION: This theatre has just introduced a No Singles Policy
>Ohshitohshit
>"Please provide scanned copies of both you and your partners passports, birth certificates and at least 5 years of employment history with references"
>Fail to gather documents in 10 minute timeslot
>No Singles Taskforce agents dispatched to my home
>Try to swallow the cyanide molar I have in case of such an event, turns out to be filled with halal-approved Tango
>Tried in front of Cinemilitary Tribunal
>One charge of gross theatrical misconduct
>One charge of attempted breach of NSP
>One charge of being willfully single
>One charge of hate crime due to lack of Inuit authors cited in my essay response
>Found guilty on all four
>6 months in the Cinema Brig
>On release day, forget to tip my CO
>Sentenced to three months hard labour in the popcorn mines

Interested to see if Abrams can pull it off all the same