Will Nikki Blonsky's carreer ever recover?

>>81134851
Nikki Blonsky? From the movie HAIRSPRAY?

>>81134851
I'd fuck her.

H O R I Z O N T A L

>>81134851
What did she star in again?

>>81134851
braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

>>81134851
She was in a movie and now she owns her own business.

She could have it worse.

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>>81134990
HAIRSPARY

also know for Waiting for Ever (2010)

>>81135215
Her optimism is both charming and depressing.

>>81135215
Does the computer in Nikki Blonsky's hair saloon not have internet access or how is she not familiar with pirating?

>>81135215
>those fat fingers

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imagine being Tim Curry

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>>81134851

>>81135215
>158 likes
Highschool girls get more likes on their selfies than that

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Nikki Blonsky from the movie Hairspray and Brendan Fraser from the movie The Mummy have the best websites

http://officialnikkiblonsky.com/

This whole situation ia both hilarious and sad.

>>81135525
This will never fail to make me laugh

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She was great in this

>>81134851
someone please bring it to her attention she has a wikifeet page lol

"hey its niki blonksky from the movie hairspray"

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>>81135773
oh my

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>>81135431
>tfw she's the reason Tim Curry is half-dead now

>>81135371
>"This lady reeks, and I can't move."

>>81135869
>Tim Curry suffered a stroke due to brain damage from her sitting on his face

>>81135782

She probably copied that once and has been pasting it for the past 10 years.

>>81135131
Does she really own her own saloon or are you memeing?

she used to be hot. wtf happened

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>>81135525

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you can take the girl out of the Hairspray, but you can never take the Hairspray out of the girl.

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>>81134851
you do a Hairspray porn parody called Her Spray. Nikki Blonsky runs a hair parlor and she has some hot pornstars working for her. One night two of the pornstars are closing the shop and they have a lesbionic scene. They both end up squirting on each other and then the next morning their hair looks a billion times more lustrous. They can't explain why it happened. It's something not even the best money can buy.

Then they realize that it's because of their squirt juices. All the employees there squirt on each other, and their hair becomes the best advertising for their business. They set up booths just for squirting, but they don't tell the customer what it is - the customer sits in a chair, lays back, and an employee masturbates and squirts on their hair.

Business is booming and Nikki Blonsky is a billionaire. But she never wanted to have someone squirt on her because she isn't comfortable with her sexuality. The ending scene is Nikki biting the bullet and all of her employees have a lesbian orgy with her, and for the moneyshot every employee squirts on Nikki. The next day Nikki comes in with her hair in a massive, silky beehive (like the attached pic but it's entirely natural hair) thanks to all the squirts.

We could get Nikki to do this. I NEED Nikki to do this.

>>81136734
This can't possibly be real.

>>81134851
Do you think in the back of her mind she regrets being morbidly obese? Like, with this outwardly cheery attitude and all, does she look in the mirror every morning and wish she was healthier?

Why are people this fat?

I seem to remember Nikki portraying a great cunt on Curb......

>>81136734
to be fair Amanda Bynes is way worse off than Nikki irl. at least Nikki has her sanity.

>>81135802
>airbrushed to hell and back
>didnt airbrush her fat

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>>81137168
It was the Broadway actress from Hairspray

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>>81135525

>>81137260
Looks like Jonah hill in drag.

>>81134990
porky pig

She has quite a pretty face. I'd probably fuck her.

>>81135215
man that's cucky... actual poor people just pirate that shit... hopefully someones watchin either way. She'd get it in the ass btw. Have a good evening.

>>81135802
T H I C C

>>81137334
I cant, please stop, my stomach hurts, lmao

>>81137417
probably

>>81136825
She is referring toe veryone in general but it can apply to Nikki as well.

Brendan Fraser
Nikki Blonsky
Edward Furlong

Who else is a member part of the JUSTice league? Denise Crosby? Macaulay Culkin? Haley Joel Osment?

>>81138434
>Edward Furlong
He shouldnt have gotten fat.

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>>81138287

It's the timing that's the whole joke. Bynes Tweeted that the day after Nikki's.

>>81137163

She's got serious problems, I bet. At best she's got a bad case of the Jennifer Grey syndrome, also known as the Jonah Hills.

Jennifer Grey was the actress from Dirty Dancing, among other things, who had this big ol' schlong of a nose. She was an ugly girl, but it was a different time, and she was getting really well known, playing all kinds of ugly ducklings and girls who aren't supposed to be pretty. She figured looking a little better wouldn't hurt, so she booked an appointment with a plastic surgeon who got carried away, and she walked out completely anonymous. She was so unrecognizable that it's like she had to start all over, but it was even worse because the moment people heard her name and saw her, all they could do was stare in shock at what happened to her face.

More realistically, this was all it's ever going to be, and shame on whoever told Nikki Blonsky that she was ever going to have a career with any longevity. She's like that gay kid from Glee, or an Olympic athlete. You get one big moment doing something cool, but you're never, ever going to do anything that comes anywhere near that again. One year you're hitting red carpets and are all over the news. Move a little down the line, and you're working as a real estate agent.

You'd think somebody would have told her to really enjoy Hairspray, because she'd never star in a movie like that again, and probably wouldn't even get a supporting role in anything big ever again.

>>81134851
>MUH LAYGS

>>81139295
>She's like that gay kid from Glee
Fuck, that guy really disappeared from the radar.

>>81135478
how do you know that

>>81137214
Not to mention Blonsky probably wasn't molested as a child like Bynes

>>81134851

Maybe she could play an alien in Star Wars? or an Alien in Star Trek? or an alien in Green Lantern? Or a mutant in X-men? Or an alien in Avengers?

Is she a fucking alien?

>implying you wouldn't fuck the shit out of her

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>>81134851
I'm into qt fatties, I'd fuck her

>>81136160
Goodness gracious land sakes alive

>>81136160
Is there a screencap of their responses?

>>81135478
>Highschool girls get more likes
My grandma gets more likes

>>81139295
Like the Precious girl.

>>81135371

Mmmm sausage fingers

>>81136415
Well you tried

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>>81140766

Yep.

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>>81138434
>Edward Furlong
Damn I actually wasn't ready for this journey

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>81135525

No one here ever talks about the fat chick hand on hip pose. A meme unto itself. Every Hollywood big girl does this.

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