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why does fucking everybody have that meme haircut now? It doesn't look right on Brad at all

>>81133877
Looks fine.

Was it AIDS?

>>81133877
Looks like a different person but he doesn't look bad at all.

>normal weight is considered "gaunt" in america
fucking americans

>>81133894
Justin Bieber?

>>81133877
He looks great

Lost a lot of weight

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what's wrong with getting thin? he looks pretty good

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>>81133877
Anybody find it funny that Jolie choose an Asian kid over Brad Pitt?

>>81133877
>Brad JUSTs himself
>still looks twice as good as me
The bastard

>>81133877
he's turning in to ryan gosling

>>81133877
>drops dead weight
>gets back into great shape
>"wow, he's falling apart without Angelina!"
>daily mail

>>81133877
only thing thats shocking in that pic are his teeth
literally british-tier

>>81133877
Bad picture, gay haircut

He wouldn't look bad with makeup and being aware his picture is being taken.

>>81133957
Woody Allen approves of this

god are the media assholes. They are basically mass produced shitposts calling out people who are minding their own business for no damn reason. He doesn't even look that bad either

>>81133957
I dunno. Look how determined that little shit is. I probably wouldn't cross him.

>>81133877
>looks 10 years younger

HE'S FALLING APART WITHOUT HIS SUCCUBUS

>>81133931
>>81133936
Nah his face looks fucked up

>>81133877

Looks like he's back to his Meet Joe Black weight, just older.

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holy shit.. if a woman can turn pic related into OP's pic then you can count me out right fucking now

>>81133877
what's wrong with his mouth?

>>81133932
This. Fucking burgers man

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Why has he got 50 cent nigger teeth now?

>>81133894
>>81133990
What is a good looking haircut that's not a meme?

>>81134063
that's his tongue you retard

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>>81134067

>>81134094
It's a lot funnier if you assume he's got oversized teeth.

Looks like some hillbilly.
This is the man who looks like CGI in Fight Club because of how beautiful he was.

>>81134063
i think he has something in his mouth

>>81133894
Having that hair game in his 50s. Brad can do whatever the fuck he wants you faggo

>>81133877
I called it years ago. He should have stayed with Anniston. Jolie is that crazy gf who makes you realize you don't want a crazy gf even if the sex is fun. Aniston is wife material.

nigga is 53 fucking years old, give him a break

could he not be doing this for a role? looks like he's wearing false teeth.

don't enable TMZ, /tv/

>>81134113

NOT A MEME, NOT!

You don't need good hair to do that cut though

>>81134130
>I called it years ago.
calm your tits faglord

>>81133894

He's just been filming a movie where he plays a fictionalized version of General Stanley McChrystal and had his hair bleached really light. Looks like he just buzzed it off to let it grow back normal.

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Dude constantly changes body shape anyway and regularly gets in good shape for any roles.

>>81134116

well he basically is a hillbilly

He literally looks fine.

>>81133957
Rumor is jolie and the Cambodian have a super creepy relationship. And he was jealous of brad Pitt from the get go.

>>81133877
nah i think it 4 a role

>>81134285
That's just a /tv/ rumor

>>81134227

oklahomo here
this is true

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Brenden!
My brother of the JUST!
I would rather fight beside you than any army of thousands!
Let no man forget how JUST we are! We are fucked!
Do you know what's there, waiting beyond that divorce?
ALIMONY!
GIVE it!
It's THEIRS!

Fight Club 2?

>>81134117
When has Brad Pitt ever had something not in his mouth?

>>81134216
Those shitty chest insertions

>>81133957

>naming your kid fucking Maddox

what the fuck goes on in their stupid mind

>>81134460

try looking like that in your 50's faggot

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>>81133953
>mfw I used to laugh at jonah hill but now he's thinner than me

>>81134067
undercut

>>81134460
nothing wrong with his chest, and nobody except /fit/ gives a fuck about that shit

>>81133877
He looks good to me.

>>81134460
hows that bodydysmorphia treating you

>>81134538
That's the power of Subway® — Eat Fresh™.

>>81134460
Stop triggering my autists

>>81134067
Never cut it again
Short hair is for domesticated people and pussies

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>yfw when you need to give your ex-wife have your weight

Its got to be for a role, unless WarMachine was filmed a few years ago, hes pretty big in that movie

>>81134673
wat

>>81134673
Fucking real-life ewok

>>81133877
He turned into Boyd Holbrook

He's doing a film titled Beautiful Boy (2018)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1226837/

>Chronicles meth addiction and recovery through the eyes of a father who watches his son as he struggles with the disease.

I'm guessing he's skinny af for that role.

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>>81134673

>>81134539
Isn't that just the meme haircut everyone has?

>>81134690
>>81134743
Exactly

>>81134818
undercut is the peaky blinders cut

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>this picture was taken in the year 2017 at the age of 53 fucking years old

UNJUST

>>81134743
but Brad Pitt isn't even starring in it?

>>81134119
>that hair game
you that mean that hair dye and plugs?

>>81134485
heroin

>>81133877
This is what he gets for publicly denouncing Trump

>>81134216
how do i get a body like this

>>81135111
eat me out 5 times a week and ride me like your life depends on it and you'll have that body in 3 months time.

looks like dj douggpound

>>81135162
?

>>81134957
Lol Brad never got plugs

>>81135193
why the ? ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

>>81134460
Unrelated question, how much do you weigh?

>>81135270
shut up

>>81135270
faggot

>>81135207
yeah and hes never had any plastic surgery either :-)

>>81134067
The Mullet

>>81133877
fuck the tabloids, how do we know he's not just trimmed down for a role?

Why do his teeth look like that?

>>81135475
>>81135521
>has a juicy pussy and even jucier tits
>says no

theres only one faggot here and its you.

How do I get a face?

>>81133877
He just needs a scorpion jacket.

the difference is he just got done banging a 10/10 all day long

>>81133877
Looks pretty good for 53.

>>81136329
kek hi jonah!

>>81134030

that was 20 years ago you fucking moron

>>81134916
Imagine if he shaved and colored his hair, he'd look almost the same he did 10 years ago.

maybe now he'll get back with jennifer aniston

Exclusive: Brad Pitt looks fucking normal!!!

>>81133953
I pray he keeps it off this time

>>81136519
He actually looks better than most guys in their 50s. Go out on the street and look the average dude in his 50s, they're all either bald/balding with grey hair with a fat beer belly or rail thin with leather faces in shitty clothing.

>Amerifats literally think being skinny is bad for your health while they give tv shows to 600 pound fat asses

>>81133957
Rumor has it apparently Maddox is "man of the house" now and sleeps with his mom in her bed.

Weird shit.

Sort of looks like Billy Bob Thornton now.

>>81136602
As an American, this.
He looks fucking fine. Looks like me. Bit skinny but that's Brad, he's got that model physique.

>>81136516

Why? Justin's fuckin cool.

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>>81133953

>>81133877
inb4 he starts doing capeshit.

mark my words it will happen.

>>81133877
What they don't want to admit: Freed from the shackles of succubus Angelina, Brad is back to Fight Club physique at age 50 and slaying every 18 y/o in LA.

>>81133877
Looks like 20 again. Proof that Angelina sucked 30+ years out of him.

>>81134538
lel, why are you a fat fuck, no one should fatter than fat jonah

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>>81136667
>Looks like me.

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That's nothing. Here's the newest pic of johnny depp.

>>81133877
Alimony takes another victim

>>81137629
This dude has always been fucking creepy to me.
I bet he has bed breath, is violent and into some crazy fucked up shit.

>>81137941
He was friends with Hunter S. Thompson so that's a given.

>>81134384
underrated

>>81134673
FUCK YOU
I read that like four times and didn't understand it you cunt

>>81136701
fuck I never knew he was so big

>>81137629
his face is melting

>>81137629
Motherfucker thinks if he assumes the form of Keith Richards, he'll also take Keith's immortality.

>>81138797
>Depp wants immortality
>"Stab the heart and become captain of the Dutchman forever"

>>81133877
I wonder how many females he fucked?

>>81137941
rumour has it he smells really bad

>>81134004
Sounds a lot like 4chan. It's a problem with the times. Everyone is a feminized little bitch gossiping and getting offended.

>>81134067
pony tail

>>81138199
have half

>>81134004
that's how they make their money, dirty laundry and all that
need to put a stop to it

>>81134539
undercuts look terrible and are ultra normie memes

>>81134063
his chink kid knocked kicked his dumb white cuck ass in the teeth

>>81134063
How is this looking bad?

>>81139056
I see a shit ton of Asian guys with ponytails but no white guys, think it might look weird on me. Is it the autist look or chad look?

>>81139190
>looks like normal hair hanging on the side
>is actually buzzed underneath

unless they are running or headbanging or something you wouldn't notice the undercut unless the hair moved out of the way

>>81134030
life did that to Brat not Angenlina

>>81134460
they are decent, not autistic bodybuilder perfect but decent enough, at least he doesnt have a huge gaping asshole in his chest

>>81139194
Asians are the ultimate cucks. Literally worse than niggers, go back to /r/asianmasculinity and stay there

>>81137629
looks like that old fuck from the rolling stones

>>81134067
Buzzcut. That's it. If you are a male with anything besides that then you are low test

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Brad has taught all us average cock guys out there... That if you get /fit/ and low bf... it doesnt matter

if any of you faggots knew a thing about fashion, you'd realize you need to use POMADE on your fucking hair to make it look good if you have the HITLER YOUTH haircut. BRAD PITT decided to give his hair some AIR so he looks kind of weird but if he were going to fuck a MILLION girls and star in a MOVIE you know he would GEL IT UP you stupid faggots. Some ASSHOLE just took a picture is everyone says he looks bad. FUCK you

>>81139832
And Tom Hardy taught the same thing to tiny cocks guys

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>>81140027
until Fassbender BTFO'd them both

>>81139832
>>81140064
what is this, /fa/?

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>>81133953
errm these should be there instead

WTF

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>>81139832

>skipping leg day
>skipping penis day

>>81139832
autism

>>81135111
Be the DeNiro of your generation

>>81140216
this.

>>81140247
Why would you suggest him to marry a black woman and spoil your genes?

>>81134916

He looks fucking great for 53. I've never looked that good in my entire life. What is this thread about?

>>81133877
He's like 60 years old, he looks fine for his age.

>>81140216
Come on man, you can clearly see he's not even hard, maybe half a semi at best, also it looks as if it's a bit chilly and I was caught unawares by the paparazzi

>>81135162

How does that work? Does eating you out make me vomit up dinner hence promoting weight loss?

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>>81139832
>those bottom right pics

>>81140345
>Come on man, you can clearly see he's not even hard, maybe half a semi at best

You'd be surprised by how many women legitimately don't understand that dicks get bigger. More often than not, those are the same women who say "you can't be 5'11, my boyfriend is 6'1" and he's shorter than you!".

Women are dumb.

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>>81133877
>>81134063
Ai need thuh gurl, Logan

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>>81140360
>spotted the beta virgin

>>81137629
this is really sad
he used to be so fucking aesthetic man

like in ed wood

>>81137629
HEARD'D

>>81133894
>now
i think that style came back around 2 years or so ago.

>>81135162
Yeah, you say that shit now until you have a kid

>>81133877
Isn't he over 50? Wow, motherfucker is as old as my dad, but looks as young as me. And look at that hairline, still intact. Those are some top tier genes right there. Literal ubermensch.

>>81140668

Yeah. Pretty crazy.

If it weren't for the grey in his beard he could pass for early to mid 20s. His overbite does look comically pronounced now for some reason.

>>81133957
well shes a mentally ill drug addict

i guess brad isnt smart either

>>81139832
>got JUSTed even though he's a 10/10 rich alpha Chad
>it doesn't matter

If he had an eight inch schlong thick as a Coke can Angie would still be with him.

>>81137629
alcoholism

>>81136701
Does he have to dress like a fat mob boss?

>>81140216
>not jelqing

Sad!

>>81140064
Unless he's a grower it won't be that big. Mine is about the same size and I'm only 8 inches.

>>81137629
He'll be fine

>>81139508
t. Balding hairlet

>>81139832
he's also like 6'3 and body height > penis size in the eyes of the public

>>81134067
nothing makes my fempussy wetter than a man with short pigtails, but only if he has a beard and a big strong chest

>>81133877
its definitely NOT for a movie role!

>>81134030
good thing you tapped out because you definitely had a chance of losing your virginity before that decision!

>>81140546
>assuming i want a kid

whatever you need to tell yourself faggot.

>>81140216
hes literally peak female desire and youre trying to meme. damn you must be an ugly nigger

>Leave Aniston for Jolie
>Jolie turns into a child nabbing lich then leaves you
>Aniston looks better than ever and is married to Woowie's cousin
The Cuckination of Brad Pitt by the Witch Angelina Jolie

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>>81140433

>>81141755
Speaking from personal experience doofy

>>81141952
not everyone wants kids mickey.

>>81141838
Jews always win.
Rachel is QUEEN.
Friends won.
Has Hoe-lie ever been in anything even a fourth as big as Friends?

>>81141991
Yeah, and everyone thinks they're invincible until they get fucked Georgie porgie

>>81134113
this is my normal hair cut and has been for the past 4 years, but I have a tendency to let my hair grow for too long and then it becomes bob dylan hair kms

>>81141838
>blaming jolie for pitt being a fucking whore

he JUSTed himself cuck.

>>81133877

YOSHIMI

>>81134063
that's clearly guy pearce

>>81142021
where did i say that? you're projecting anon.
lay off the drugs.

>>81142070
How witty
Got any other life tips?

>>81134384
holy fuck my sides

>>81142089
yeah, stop being a cunt.

>>81133953
At brads age, you gotta to better than "thin"

>>81134384
>>81140433
how the FUCK did I not see these?
based.

>>81141611
lmao you're 5'11" Brad, don't lie.

>>81133894
Well for me it's because the lady that cuts my hair always fucks up and takes a lot from the top even though I always tell her just a little trim up there

>>81133957

didn't she french kiss her own brother?

>>81141560
>only 8 inches.
>only

You're an idiot.

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>>81142433
>>81140433
>>81141942
>>81134384
>>81137989
>>81142172

Can someone red pill me on succubi?

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>>81139508

Holy shit, I can up my test by getting a haircut? Doctors must hate that one crazy trick!

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>>81142471
Like my guidance coun,sellor used to say, life is just a series of bad haircuts. Nothing more.

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>>81142799
>article about molecular-trigofucketry
>3 spergs reading it
>article about nicky minage's clunge on show
>fifty seven billion readers

i'll be honest, i think i had some point to make when i clicked your post number but i forgot it around the third green text and i really dont feel like not posting this since i spent all that time on it so heres a (you) for you.

>>81133877
ANOTHER GOLD DIGGING WHORE RUINS A GREAT MAN

>>81137629
Never knew Johnny Boy was in the SS

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>>81142742

>>81137629

cocaine is a drug of a hell

>>81137629
are his arms shrinking?

>>81134063

>DAT ASS

>>81133877
That's Ryan Gosling

>>81133953
He could have worn clothes that would have better fitted him and he would havel ooked like a chad

>>81134485
Misses the glory days of Biggest Problem

>>81137941
go to bed, Amber

>>81140191
being superfat does wonders if you want to be flabby at normal weight

>>81143300
Holy shit, I just noticed the totenkopf too.

But srsly tho, I bet he doesn't know what the fuck that is though - he just paid 5 grand for some leather jacket with skulls because he felt moody after the breakup

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>>81140064

I'm posting in a Fassy dick thread!

>>81139239
It depends on how you wear it and how you look. If you've got a pretty face you can make pretty much anything work.

>>81134460
t, 200kg neckbeard

>>81133877
what's wrong with how he looks? i think he looks great

i wish i looked that "bad"

>>81136654
KEKED

>>81137629
He looks like a crack head

>>81137629
The succubus strikes again

>>81136806

Well she sucked something out of him alright.

>>81137911

He doesnt pay alimony...

>>81134067
side ways part/buzzcut/short and spiked in the front

>>81139832
yeah but brad has pretty god tier facial aesthetics which isn't achievable for average guy with low bf

>>81133877

Who cares?

>>81141469
Yes, for a role you fucking idiot

>>81134285
that doesn't make sense the Westermarck effect would be in full effect. it would be more likely for her and Pax to be together. she adopted him when he was 3.5 years old. so its less likely for the Westermarck effect to effect him

>>81139832
GOODBYE HORSEEEEESSSS

>>81133877
looks like guy pearce

>>81135162
Depends on how clean your boipucci is

>>81137629

might not make it to 2018

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>>81136654
>>81134001
>>81134285

it all makes sense now

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>>81139832

>Mfw my dick is probably slightly smaller then that soft
>hard it's 7+ inches
>the shock and fascination on girls faces when they see it grow

>>81148988
Good, then Colin Farrell can play Grindelwald in future FB movies.

>>81139402

that old fuck played his dad in pirates of the Caribbean

>>81133957
That bitch is a batshit crazy vapid cunt. Every picture of her I see, I wonder how people can't see it in her eyes.

>>81137629

If he would dress like a fucking adult he'd be fine.

>>81149202

She's wearing sunglasses you walnut.

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>>81149109
>a bb bro in the wild

>>81141264
>actors
>a.k.a. "the fleshpuppets that repeat material written for them by liberal arts people who themselves are by definition the dumb kids in school"
>not smart
Congrats on cracking the code!

Why are there so many fags itt defending brad? Is /tv/ filled with a bunch of women and homos?

>>81137629
REVELIO'D

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>>81149296
>In a room of 1000 guys,1 should be larger
Guess who, kiddo

>>81149258
what

Yes.. she is wearing sunglasses..

What does that have to do with anything? What is your point? ..what.

>>81133877
I'd like to know how they came to the conclusion that his weight loss is from his breakup with Jolie.

Maybe it's for a role.
Maybe a relative died.
Maybe he has a health problem.
Maybe he just felt like losing weight.

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>>81149296
>it's another insecure tiny dicked virgin describes how massive his penis is to anonymous people online episode

>its an ameritards obsess with looks episode

>>81137629
Dress your age you faggot!

>>81149392
>write for some tabloid gossip nonsense paper
>know about breakup between A&B
>see A has lost weight
>fact 1: I write for a tabloid so I'm a moron incapable of deductive reasoning
>fact 2: Even if I was, that fact is that if I write that the breakup is the reason for the weight loss, then I can write a bigger story about it, getting more cash out of our exclusive picture

>>81137629
more like Johnny DEEP in shit, amirite

>>81137629
This fucking faggot, I swear to God..

>>81137629
Alcoholism for sure.

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>>81137629
why is he such tryhard fucking faggot bros

crown him and brad

>>81149709
i can tell you've never had a woman because you're posting your dick on /tv/ of all places for approval. you still look like a dicklet and you have a feminine body shape/virgin looking posture. furthermore, you're a paki. sorry m8, you lost the genetic lottery.

>>81149709
You're a big benis

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>>81133877
53 yo looks like 35.

>he looks like shit

??

>>81134173
then why is the top longer?

>>81133877
>be one of the most attractive men that ever lived
>A+++ list Hollywood actor
>Enough money to feed an African nation for decades
>Can walk into literally any club, coffee shop or supermarket and take literally any pussy he wants, 10 at a time if he chooses
>Finally freed from titless hungry skele wife and army of irritating third world toddlers (the chink one of which stabbed you in the back)
>instead of celebrating with buddy George Clooney and hitting up some clubs become a faggot junkie lookalike and cry about it all day

seriously. there is literally no hope for white """males""". If brad fucking pitt is this much of a cuck so are the rest of you.

>>81133926
Charlie sheen did say he knew others

>>81137629
bob dylan looks great in this picture for a 90 years old

>>81133877
53 years old. Looks 35. I see no problem. His haircut is shit, but that's it.

>>81134152
Its his tongue.

>>81149889
Lmao at this dicklet salt projecting after being triggered over a big cock

>>81149202
She has her fathers eyes...

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>>81141560
>only 8 inches

>>81149709
that's a big dick

>>81149889
salt

inb4 tabloid magazines jump on the meme without understanding it and title stories like this with a big JUST

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HOLY FUCK FUCK FUCK!

I'm a heterosexual male. Should I argue on the internet about Brad Pitt's appearance?
Probably not. I'd probably feel pretty stupid doing that, even anonymously.

>Angelina Jolie steals a bunch of niglets from Africa
>she rears them until they are grown up enough to serve as her sex toys
>she gets AIDS from it
>massive loss of weight
>Brad Pitt contracts AIDS from her
>figures out what is happening
>divorce happens
>Brad is suddenly losing massive weight because of AIDS just like Angelina did

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

>>81152073
>Commenting about other mans looks automatically makes you gay

Are you 12?

>>81135724
I'm too because I don't fuck ugly fat cow.

>>81140408
underrated post

>>81149709
do you feel faint when you get an erection??? christ how do you even fit that into a pussy. i'm intimidated by your slavic man meat senpai

>>81149709
Don't want to be hitting on your size, since you've clearly nothing to be ashamed of, but come on now, it's also pretty clear in this picture that you're on your way to an erection so so much for bragging about your "flaccid" size.

P. good though.

>>81134460
>implying it matters

He could fuck any girl he wants with his looks, money, and status, but yeah bro you're superior to fucking Brad Pitt because you have slightly better chest insertions.

>>81134916
he looks great

>>81153859
that's fuckin wild

>>81149333
underrated post

>>81133877
He looks better than ever, he is in his 50ties and he doesn't use plastic surgery.
As soon as you take crazy out off equation, he is a new man.

>>81149150
you are right, but in my defense I have never watched those shitty movies.

>>81134673
why you pinch baby's vagina?

>>81133877
WTF, THEY DIVORCED??? WHY????

>>81155096
Because she got breast reduction.

>>81149273
A what now?

>>81152517
A small mind only observes small conclusions.

>>81137629
I fucking hate Johnny Depp now. not even memeing

>>81133919
Looks like a typical 30 yr old.

>>81139832
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

>>81141560
>only
oh shut the fuck up with your feigned ignorance, ya faggot

>>81141560
I know that feel bro
my dick is only 8 inches flacid

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>his hairline didn't move one inch in 53 years
>meanwhile I'm balding at 24

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>>81134067
>>81133877
>when you tell the haircutter 1" cut and she uses a #1 razor

i had to live with a shitty undercut for weeks.

>>81156031
should have bought those water filters famalam

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>>81133877

>Rest of the world: "EXCUSIVE: Brad Pitt looks normal"

OK Ameriburguers, what is your fucking problem?

>>81156156
gossid

>>81156090
>she
you need to visit a barber shop so a male can handle your hair

>>81156090
Just do your own hair you fucking metrosexual.

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I'll just leave this here.

>>81134673
>Trump wants to deport this

>>81141560
dicklet here too. mine ONLY gets to 10 inches. Chicks make fun of how tiny it is. Life is suffering.

>>81137629
Did John Depp really beat his woman?

>>81137629
I've been compared to him once.

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>>81156090
This >>81156490
[picture related] is my second try.
First was no way near as bad as yours, it just wasn't faded properly because I didn't have half guards.

>>81137629
COCAINE AND ALCOHOL

>>81133877
all the people who always say someone is gaunt or a "shadow of something" are mad jealous of low bodyfat

>>81157705
>the average /pol/ poster

>>81140064
LITTLE

>>81148025
I'M CRYIN CRYIN CRYIN

>>81134380

oklahoma is flat. hillbillies are from appalachia. there are hills there. that's why they're called hillbillies.

>>81137629 >>81157838 no he just saw how fucking fat he was in Fantastic Beasts

>>81134717
>>81138199
His walf took half hever but alimony lol

>>81133932
He looks skinny as fuck wha are you talkijg about. Guess you euros don't work out because all you have to do is sit there and let ahmed deal with your women. Considering you're all too cucked to do it

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>>81157903
Well you're not entirely wrong.

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>>81157903
>implying youre wrong

>>81156090
>that hair
You can end it all right now.

>>81158088
>wrote the american with one hand as sweat rolled down his face, breathing heavily and stuffing another chicken tendie into his mouth with the other hand

>>81133877
HIV, hollywood's riddled with it