Sage of Ultron

Maria Hill

>>81131943
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When will mobile posters that hit airplane mode be purged?

>>81131943
Worst MCU movie to date with the exception of iron man 2

>>81131943
No idea, buddy, because I fell asleep halfway through.

James Spader and Jeremy Renner make this flick worth watching

>>81132696
Reminder that Civil Bore exists.

quipageddon

>>81131943
mediocrity

I hate the faggy way everyone speaks

But why did they make the robot speak faggy too?

Was he like that in the comics

>>81133148
You sound like a ten yr old. I can no longer take you seriously

>>81131976
What are you doing? You can't post that here.

>>81133168
Yes I am ten

(Every time I make this fake post on 4chan I get banned as mods are morons)

qt scarlet witch

A movie which you will forget completely about within 3 years.

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"Beep beep"

>>81133330
3 days.

>>81133330
>>81134562
3 minutes

>>81131943

Quips and cringe

>>81131943
Quips.

>>81131943
>Quips the movie
Also the flick that ruined Joss Whedons career.

>>81133431
fucking embarrassing, whedon is an absolute joke.

>>81133045
>Civil War is worse than Age of Ultron

RedditLetterMedia faggot detected.

>>81131943

coming from someone who hated age of ultron

>great fight sequences
>mostly great CGI
>mediocre story
>way too many stupid jokes taking from the seriousness of the situations
>SHITTIEST VERSION OF ULTRON EVER

>scarlet widow is on a scooter driving through Asian city
>beep beep
>outta the way!
>honk honk

YIKES! Who thought this was a good idea?

>>81131943
I'll make a post that isn't low-effort shitposting about quips. Yeah, the quips are genuinely bad, but the mediocrity of this movie is much more deep-rooted than that. It's like a slightly darker B-side of the original Avengers movie, without the novel charm of a colorful ensemble cast coming together for the first time. Both shit movies, but at least the Avengers (2012) tried to be somewhat revolutionary. If Infinity War has any chance of being great it will revolve around the concept of doing what the original Avengers set out to do but with competent direction and without quips. There's enough new characters since AoU to rehash the whole "team assembling for the first time" idea and make it seem fresh.

>>81136327
>>great fight sequences
topkek

Iron Man 2 was unironically my favorite MCU movie. Come at me

>>81133330
What movie are you talking about?

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>enjoyable first ~35 minutes or so
>quickly gets tiring and exhausting as you're trying to attune to all the missed beats
>then becomes an incoherent mess that forgets the villain its about with some scattered nuanced brilliance here and there

After the dream sequences you can tell that Whedon just fully lost control of the movie. The farm scenes seemed like they belonged to a much better film than almost every scene after it.

That being said I enjoyed a lot of it. Daresay most of it.

>>81131943
More like couple of days of Ultron... two weeks max.

>>81137209
is that the unfinished clip that's been floating around? that can't be the version they decided to put in theaters, can it?