Will Turner is BACK, baby

>>81126140
Great, so Salazar or whatever fucks up the Underworld so Turner starts getting Davey Jones'd, yet remains to have his """"""good looks"""""" intact. Brilliant.

>>81127322
davy jones was in a much advanced state tho

looks awesome

people that saw this said it was pretty good

2nd best in the series

>>81127557
>people that saw this
What, at previews?? Why did I not hear about this??

>>81127557
>people that saw this
"who"

>if you don't do the job you'll get all tentacly
>lol just kidding

>>81127602
>>81127644

they showed the entire movie at cinemacon

>>81127649
davy wasn't doing the job for ages tho bill didn't for a maximun of 10 years

>>81127322
Yeah I was excited that they were talking about making will ugly.. Guess not

What happened to Javier Bardem. He's a great actor but he's been starring in shit movies for the past 5 years now

>>81126140
He should look worse than that still. Idk, still has potential but i was expecting an uglier Will

Either studio is too much of a pussy or orlando bloom is

>>81126140
>val kilmer
Literally who?

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>>81129524

>No Davy Jones and his top notch voice

>DUUUU YOUAHHH FHEEAR DEEATTTTTH?

>>81126140

I thought Will was fine and wasn't part of the curse because his Waifu didn't cheat on him and those were the rules?

>>81126140
>Latin dub named it :Salazar's revenge

this is the first time i heard the spanish title is miles better, dead men tell no tales sounds like a direct-to dvd sequel.

>>81127322
>>81127470

wasnt the whole idea that davy jones only got fuglied because he wasn't fulfilling his duty properly

>Will Turner trailer
>No Will Turner in it.

>>81129577
Hi Val.
Twixt sucked.

>>81129637

>WILL YE SEHV?
>I-i will serve
>BLEEH

>>81129784
>gain new crew member
>cum in pants

>>81129755
>Will Turner
>he doesn't turn

>>81127322
Well it looks like it's slowly transforming him. Maybe because he wasn't an asshole in life it takes longer? It's only been 10 years since we last saw Turner whereas Davey Jones had been doing this for who knows how long.

The only reason I am even remotely interested in seeing this after skipping the last one, is Javier Bardem and his villain Salazar. The best part of the PotC movies was the bad guys and their crews, namely Davey Jones and Barbosa.

>>81129709
>X's revenge
>revenge of the X
Whooah, so original.

>>81126140
CGI shitfest. Looks like another At World's End clusterfuck.

>shills will defend that shit

Sparrow lookin a little chunky in the face

>>81129928
Fuck off, At World's End is very good.

>>81129944
They had to suspend filming because of Depp's meltdown.

Sounds like Salazar deserves his revenge t b h

>>81129978
I just don't get why you marry a woman like 30 years younger than u and not expect her to be a gold digging whore, like Jesus m8, there's plenty of 20 something's that grew up on your movies that'll jump on your dick.

Fuck I hate celebrities.

>>81130077
>he hasn't seen the webms
She's a modern-day Helen, no man can resist her irl

>>81129966
Fuck off you literal shill.

>>81130255
Haha, he likes a movie that i don't so his a shill! haha

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>>81130077
She was worth it.

>>81129966
Does /tv/ unironically believe this?

>>81126140
what about qt keira?

don't give a shit about anyone else in those horrible flicks

>>81130347
I don't. That faggot might.

>>81130276
>defending the retarded, bloated, confused Pirates 3
>literally a movie that they started shooting before the script was finished

>>81130349

Apparently she refused to be part of these movies that print money.

Is 4 worth watching?

>>81130419
>that print money
Did the last one actually do that well? I don't recall anyone ever going to see it. I skipped it.

>>81130439
source

>>81130453
Made over a billion worldwide.
Only like ~$215,000,000 in the US though

>>81130439
i hope everyday you wake up you look in the bathroom mirror
and realize that there's nothing for you today
just like yesterday
and the stain on your clothes reminds you of that dream you had with that special someone
but realize that there's no one in your bed
and you have to wash the sheet covers again
and you're out of detergent
and wonder why the sink is wet since you haven't turned on the faucet
but suddenly realize it's your own tears

>>81130453
Yeah I thought that too. But recently I found out it actually made a ton of money

>>81130531
Well damn. I watched the first ~10 minutes of it and tuned out cause it just didn't seem worth it.

>>81130439
>>81130462
This

>>81130439

>>81130439
Who is this?

>>81130441
No.

People actually like these movies?Why?

>>81130439
why

>>81130439
That's a pretty cute girl.

Does she have a penis?

>>81130439
fack off

>>81126140
>piratekino
you mean kiddie kino cause thats who this movie is marketed for

>>81130439
She's a cute. Cute!

>>81130740
not anymore:^)

Salazar did nothing wrong.

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>>81126140
i'm actually pretty excited for this, ghost pirates is always a cool concept.

i'm sure it'll be an enjoyable popcorn flick

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>>81130439

>>81130439
FUCK YOU
btw whats that qts name?

>>81127322
wasnt the reason why he got ugly was because he wasnt doing his job?

>>81130439
why is she such a tryhard

>>81126140
I don't get it, why is Will turning into a squid? Is he evil now? Because from what I understood about the whole Davy Jones curse, it occurs only if you neglect your duty. So does that mean that Will is evil now?

>>81130439
fuck you

I saw an early screening of this, its awful. They end up exactly where they started at the beginning of the film, except Orlando Bloom's son gets a gf.

bamp

>>81126140
>Puh-lease

Oh yeah, like that shit would be said by Barbosa, IET or davy jones

>>81131947
It means they don't give a fuck about consistency within the laws of their own movies.

Orlando Bloom already called this abortion a "soft reboot". I'm not sure how anyone can watch these trailers and think this is going to be good.

>>81126140
rank the movies:
curse of black pearl > dead man's chest > stranger tides >>>>>>> at worlds end

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>>81134813
JUST

>>81134963
the curse of the black pearl>dead man's chest>at world's end>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dog shit>>>>>>>>on stranger tides

>>81130439
Asshole.

>>81130439
cuck

>>81126140
>tfw even time makes it look like orlando was an integral part of the franchise all along

really? everyone used to trash his acting.

>>81130439
Neat

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>>81130439

>>81135503
She's much better looking than Diaz

>>81129637
and to think that they wanted Bill to do a dutch accent.

>>81130439
Fuck

>>81129738
That plus being a complete douche for god knows how many years.

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>final potc film
>about an undead pirate hunter trying to genocide all the parents
>updates us on will turner - return of orlando bloom to blockbuster films
>no fucking pirate lords and pirate king bullshit
>no cliffhanger ending
>lewd kaya scodelario
>Depp going all out for his final performance
Mark my words, this will be the best pirates film since Curse of the black Pearl
And if not, I'm gonna be having some serious words with the director who I assume isn't Verbinski

>>81137321
How is Cameron Diaz even famous?

>>81130439
you motherfucker

>>81130439
You're a dumb nigger.

>>81130439
i feel bad for replying to this

fuck you
fuck you in the ass

>>81129637
Post your best Davy Jones.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ouK6gXUcyO

>>81137519
Except it's not the final one. 6 is already set to go.

This shit will never end. The magic of Curse of the Black Pearl is long gone.

>>81137877
"Do you fear death" was spot on.

>>81126140
I'm literally just looking forward to Rush as Barbosa
I need more perfect pirate in my life, and he is it.

>>81137993
Me too, but I don't understand if they've made him join the navy AGAIN or what. They did that in Stranger Tides, and then by the end of it he went "Fuck it" and became a pirate again.

>>81135503
Hot People: the movie

>>81130439
haha fuck

>>81130439
Agreed

>>81130439
asshole

>>81130439
ayy lmao

What's considered the best movie? I remember the third one being absolute trash.

Yeah, I'm not watching this shit. The series has been terrible since the second one but out of love for the first one I kept watching them. Not any more. Fuck this garbage.

>>81130439
Who is this?

Come on don't leave me hanging

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>>81130439
#triggered fuck off cunt
NOT MY PETS

>>81133605
Imagine having an aspie meltdown like this over a children's movie.

>>81141735
First one is universally regarded as the best, but Dead Man' Chest has the best character (Davy Jones)

>>81141735
>>81142447
One was overall the best but two (apart from the ending) was pretty good. Kraken shenanigans was pretty cool.

>>81142544
>Kraken shenanigans
literally the last time a Hollywood blockbuster was actually able to inspire awe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqtfI7hWpwc

I recently rewatched the whole series. At worlds end is significantly worse than the others . It has some decent stuff (the pirate lords, the ending battle) but its so long and drawn out

>>81142447
Davy Jones was great. Blackbeard was a pretty good villain in the last movie too

>>81138084
i thought he assumed control of queen annes revenge but didnt explicitly become a pirate

>>81142618
Kraken's theme is kino

>>81127322
davy jones looked like himself even as a fishman. he had a big ass beard, so he got a tentacle beard. will is a prettyboy so he will look like a prettyboy. also his dad had a similar barnacle pattern on his face, its probably more of a nod to that than anything

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>>81130439

>>81137519
>Disney dropping anything that makes big dosh

>>81143043
the organ part of davy jones theme is maximum kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7Q0DgRDpRc

>>81130439
asdads

>>81130439
bitch

>>81127322
>Many things you were, Davy Jones. But never cruel. You have corrupted your purpose...and so your self.
will isnt being cruel so hes not really transforming. hes becoming part of the ship like all the other "good" crewman do. only the bad ones turn into mutant killer fishmen

>>81128065
he's 5'5"

>>81130439
sounds great, will go and see

>>81129806
He will

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How come the worst film in the series has the best villain?

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>Dead Men Tell No Tales

>>81143413
wrong on both counts. Davy Jones is best villain, and worlds end is the worst movie

>>81143578
Nah, IV is worse than III.
For all its flaws, III is still genuine and inventive.
IV is a dishonest corporate product with absolutely no invention or soul

>>81142774
He waa good until the point where he was like "take my daughter not me" in the end. That felt out of character smhtbh

>>81143671
I just watched them all, enjoyed 4 much more than 3. All are Disney products so your point is bullshit

>>81143734
He was a bad guy, why would he sacrifice himself?

>>81143750
Verbinski is an auteur and had complete creative control over II and III.
IV was a Disney product through and through like Force Awakens and Rogue One

>>81143799
Why would he suddenly become a whiny bitch

What ever happened to Orlando Bloom? Haven't heard about him at all after The Hobbit.

>>81144360
>Haven't heard about him at all after The Hobbit.

I think you answered your own question

>>81130439
Motherfucker

>>81130439
nice

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>will turner trailer
>shows him once for literally two seconds

>>81145930
>posts reddit and memey reaction image unironically
>needs to fuck off back to plebbit

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>>81146091
>WAAAH STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE WAAAH GET OUT OF MY SAFESPACE WAAAH

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>>81146184
REEEE FUCK OF NORMIE REEEEEE

>>81130439

>>81130439
goddammit

>>81130439
Fag

>>81130439
Fuckin god dammit

>>81130439
nah

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>>81126140
Wasn't Will Turner shown to live on that island FOREVER at the end of Pirates 3?

>>81130439
Fuck you desu senpai

>>81130439
Fuck

>>81126140
>"I'm a woman of science"
>she's totally inexperienced and over her head, needs to be helped by male characters

absolutely based

>>81130439
skreeonk you ass

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>>81126140

>>81130439
doesn't the poster of this have to reply to it himself or is he immune from his own post? also check my digits

>>81126140
I'm not expecting much, but I hope it can at least redeem the shit that was Pirates 4

>>81130439
kek

>>81130439

fuck you!!

If you ever have replied to "your family will die in your sleep" posts. You are reddit and you should go back.

>>81146998
>live on that island FOREVER
have you actually seen that movie?
he was only allowed to set foot on dry land once every 10 years.
hence why you can see his son 10 years later
because he FUCKED her. yeah, FUCKED her gud.

>>81143295
No, they're not supposed to transform into fucking coral reefs. That was also part of the punishment of not doing their duty. He's turning because he's neglected his duty due to Salazar fucking shit up and rising from the dead or whatever.

@81130439
top kek

>>81130439
fuck you

>>81151618
No, fuck you, you brain damaged cunt.

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>can only come ashore once every 10 year

Explain picture then, also Elizabeth could easily have met him on ship from time to time.

>IM A WOMAN OF SCIENCE, HEAR ME ROAR

Annnnnnnnd dropped

>>81153091
That was a really shitty attempt to not have a plot hole. It means that one could just put water in one's boots and walk around with no issue.

>>81133605
>"soft reboot

I hate this term and i hate this world.

>>81129637
>YOU WILL NOT FALL-STALL MY JUDGE-MEN-T

>>81133605
>>81131947
Yes, it means he's been neglecting his duty, as evidenced by fucking Salazar roaming free. It's not self-contradictory in any way. Retards.

>>81153191

>kids tease you because your father need to have his feet in water and call him fishbowl Turner instead

>Sparrow letting Will stab the heart
One of the worst moments in these movies.