Jesus Christ, Favreau. It's just a grilled cheese.

>>81125689
mommies are better because they have that extra special ingredient - love

With that shitty American "cheese" no less

>>81125689
High octane autism on display making this thread everyday

>>81125689
>He hasn't gone balls to the wall with a simple recipe

Last night I made a grilled cheese with sourdough and six different cheeses. It was fucking wonderful. Clearly you know not of the joys of cooking.

>>81125689
There's literally no nutrition in that, is that what numales eat?

>no mustard

then why does he make it look like art?

This is the most masturbatory cooking scene ever

>>81125871
there are multiple types of cheeses on there
>not being able to recognize different cheeses
the life

What kind of butter is that?

>>81126373
>square
>looks like plastic mold

It's American cheese alright

>>81125689
>putting butter all over bread
>also putting oil on the plaque
fucking disgusting

This movie was mediocre but it made me very hungry.

>>81126477
no
its love
>>81125752

>>81126477
>i have never fried something - the post

>>81126477
fucking this

what the fuck?

it's disgusting.

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What did OP mean by this?
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/G76W24xP1Tplkmeoixkx_A/type/op/

>>81125689
this triggers /tv/ so much

>>81126566
the madman. what is op's endgame?

>>81126566
someone has a black belt in autism.

>>81126584
He himself doesn't even know. But there can only be one in the wreckage brother

this scene makes me want to eat cheese

>>81125689
>It's just a grilled cheese.
yet he can't seem to even make it right.

>didn't preheat the pan
>used fucking OIL
>coated the shit with what looks like some type of EU sheepsmilk butter
>actually CHECKED the underside, letting all the steam out, instead of going by smell
>didn't toast both sides of the bread
>didn't even melt the cheese
who is this guy? some self-surmised 'expert' vlogger living off daddy's trust fund?

>>81126477
Was going to post this. Unnecessary bullshit.

TOO

MUCH

CHEESE

>>81126721
You can never have too much cheese

>>81126721
do shut up

>>81126265
>then why does he make it look like art?
>he thinks this retardation is art
this is why 99.9% of art majors are fuckin retards, and why there has been no great 'artiste's' since the Renaissance.

>>81126514
>>i have never made something exquisite - the post

>>>81126566
>the madman. what is op's endgame?
early onset Alzheimer's and debilitating autism?

>>81126566
Keep it up OP. I'm a fan of your work

>>81126566
he's a dumb template poster aka a redditor that went straight to boards that aren't /b/ or /v/

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>>81126798
>>81126836
t. lardasses.

>>81126443
That's mayonnaise.

Is this from Chef? Can't watch the webm on my phone

>>81125689
do american people actually eat shit like this?

>>81126566
This isn't Reddit where every thread is preserved for later reference and commenting. Reposts on a fast moving board are fine. But being Reddit you wouldn't know that. Crybaby retard.

>>81125689
DUDE COOK LMAO

>>81126995
>This isn't reddit
>Reposts are fine

What could he have possible meant by this

>>81126995
Repetitive meme phrases as posts is the sign of a /v/ or /b/ baby.

>>81125918
here's your (you)

>>81126960
Yeah.
https://youtu.be/gbdUGdxX7ww

>>81127055
>>81127049
You have to go back. Stop taking anime image boards so serious. Good lord.

>>81125689
is this trash really a staple of the american diets? jesus no wonder you guys are all fat diabetic heart diseased cancer patients.

>>81127096
>4chan is for shitposting lmao
This is classic newfag behaviour

>>81125689
No wonder americans kids are all fat fucks.

>>81127096
>go back
OK, I will go back to an on-topic thread.

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Breakfast kino

>>81126904
the call that saved a sandwich.

>>81127210
You motherfucker, now you've gone and done it...

>do Americans really ____

The thread.

>>81127078
Yeah I thought so. It was a cute movie, not great but I don't regret watching it.

>>81127210
The whole thing would just fall apart after one bite

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Jesus christ Doctor, it's just an egg roll.

>>81126477
This

I worked at McDee, even they grill without oil and butter

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>>81127210

>all that faggot shit from joe rogan, pft more like joe fagan

if that's kino (fake pretentious garbage) then this, this is cinéma

>butter AND oil on the outside

>no wet ingredients on the inside

and how's he supposed to bring the cheese up to melting point inside the bread without making the read overdone and tough when the bread's already been toasted to brownness before the cheese even goes on?

This movie is Stella got her groove back for obese manbabies

>>81126514
yea i tried things. sucking a dick is trying things. pineapple on pizza is trying things. cooking with BOTH butter AND oil is not trying things - i don't need to experiment to know that mixing shit and diarrhea will not taste like chocolate fudge ice cream

>>81127394
wee irn bru too.

>>81127210
>shit tier hot sauce (not even red sauce)
>eggs are soggy as fuck from using way too goddamn much oil, no salt/pepper
>left the rind on the cheese, not even melted
>disgusting pickled jalapenos
>3 pieces of bread, not even toasted

top wew

>>81126956
that makes it even worse (if that was feasible)

>>81127394

the best food is food that can be eaten in the queue for the dole

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>>81125689
Fuck you op posting dirty food porn like that. Some of us are trying to stop being fat fucks and you posting that gooey mess doesn't help

>>81125689
>not using camember or roquefort

>>81127210

>fried eggs

I assumed they were poached based on how watery and horrible they are

>>81125689
could you fit anymore cheese in there?

also this direction is the definition of pretentious inauthentic cinema.

>>81127394
rye in a buttered bun? that might actually be good.

>>81127469
>favreau grilled cheese scene
>food porn

what the fuck is wrong with you? shouldn't you be reposting asty videos on instagram or something you massive faggot?

all these triggered nu-males
>REE REE THAT'S NOT HOW YOU MAKE GRILLED CHEESIES

>>81127497
if you think those even have a remote possibility of being poached you need to fucking kill yourself

>>81127513

>rye

that's a slab of sausagemeat mate

>all these super plebs that don't even know why you use butter and oil
>thinking they can critique anyone's food

That being said, that is a fuck ton of cheese but I'd still eat it t b h

>>81127549

Describe to me in detail the ways in which they do not resemble poached eggs

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>>81127210

>>81127341
clean muh barnacles

>>81125918
>sourdough
>6 cheese
>"balls to the wall"
you must live a boring life

>>81127484
>wasting good cheese

Grilled cheese is immediately beneath the burger as America's national dish; show some damn respect.

>>81127595
They have a visible yolk and you can see on the bottoms that they were browned by the pan

>>81127630
Different anon but for a simple grilled cheese sandwich, that's pretty hardcore without venturing into Guy Fieri territory

>>81127595
Well hombre, besides the flat fucking shape and the general recognizable appearance of sunny-side up eggs, there's the soggy brown edges that come from being cooked in dirty oil at too-low heat. When you poach an egg the thin film of white that surrounds the yolk is cooked, turning white and obscuring the yolk completely.

Is that enough for you, asshole?

>>81126566
It's one shitposter trying to make meme.

>>81127448
That's what I thought (it's plausible)

more food webms? Ja/ck/ posting is also acceptable...

>>81127375
>>I worked at McDee, even they grill without oil and butter

huh?

you don't make a grilled cheese without butter, otherwise it's just some cheese smashed between a few pieces of dry toast.

have any of you fucks ever cooked a single meal for yourselves?

>>81127441
And you didn't even mention the sauerkraut which is really the cherry on top of that shit sundae.

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Better than UK version

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>>81125689
>this is what amerifats actually eat

>>81127779
>can't appreciate a good piece of bread between some more bread
uncultured swine

>american cheese is just pasteurized fluoride

>>81126514
>olive oil
>frying
retard alert.

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>this is literally masterful cuisine to americans

>>81126464
It's cheddar.

>>81127686
>>81127658

The brownness could just as easily be from balsamic vinegar added to the pan to keep the eggs from breaking up. Additionally, as you mentioned the edges are soggy and broken, not crisp like you'd expect from an egg fried in oil.

>poached eggs can't be flat
>poached eggs can't have visible yolk

just fucking kill yourselves, jesus christ

>>81127630
Fuck you I won't grill what you tell me!

A grilled cheese is two pieces of cheese fried between two slices of bread!

>>81127899
haha EPIC :^)

People get so mad over a scene from a movie.

>>81127923
Fucking pan fried, you retards!

>>81127828
Olive oil is perfectly fine for frying. You're thinking of extra virgin olive oil, which has a lower smoking point.

>>81127882
I can't tell if you're baiting or just making shit up to attempt to damage control, but no, poached eggs are never flat, nor are they brown around the edges.

>>81127972
use sunflower oil or peanut oil, you fucking pleb.

Man everyone on /tv/ is a bitter pos

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>not using pam

I thought this guy was a fucking professional?

>>81127859
>>81126373
different American 'cheeses' with more chemicals than cheese that is.

>>81128019
poorfag

>>81127882
>trying this hard

It's ok, champ. I've gotten rekt before, too. Happens to everyone.

>>81125689
That kid ruined this movie for me. Imagine how much better it would have been with Finn Wolfhard instead? Why does favreau insist on shoving that braindead little retard into every one of his movies now?

>>81127341
>Censoring

What's even the point? It's barely human.

>>81128019
Yes, or corn oil or avocado oil or vegetable oil or etcetc

The point is, any of these oils work fine.

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>>81128031

>not deep frying butter sticks

do you even fucking america?

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>>81125871
>multiple cheeses
>not just American
>even if it were, Wisconsin cheese has won awards globally

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>>81125689
>grilled cheese
>no grill in sight.

>>81125689
looks fucking disgusting 2bh

>>81128115
its looks like shit.

>>81127448
it is. Mayo is just oil, egg, and either vinegar or lemon.

it griddles just fine when you put it on bread

>>81126995
Way to out yourself.

>>81128115
>he follows cheese awards
lmao, how worthless are they? as worthless as wine 'connoisseurs'(acclaimed critics, gourmets etc.) who can't tell that it's the same wine, because they colored a white wine red?

Ok you fuckers I'll take the bait.
Professional cook going on 9 years here.
The scene is just illustrating the difference between professionals and amateurs. The amount of care and skill and dedication he puts into a grilled cheese for his son, is the same as the effort he would put into a 17 course tasting menu. Its a view of a Chef's passion, his willingness to give even the most mundane of foods (grilled cheese) the best treatment he can. You guys can't be this stupid, can you?
>>81126714
I'm so fucking angry at how stupid you are. Please watch more Food Network you stupid shit.
>didnt preheat the pan
Yes he did, it was a griddle not a pan.
>Used fucking OIL
Oil cooks cleaner and hotter than butter
>coated the shit with what looks like some type of EU sheepsmilk butter
Which is better than 98% of American butter
>actually CHECKED the underside, letting all the steam out, instead of going by smell
Do you cook blindfolded? Steam = moisture = soggy bread
>didn't toast both sides of the bread
Yes, he did.
>didn't even melt the cheese
Yes, he did.
Kill yourself as soon as you get the chance.

>>81128176
You look like shit

>>81126798
Wait until you're on the wrong side of 25.

You're supposed to cook grilled cheese with steam and a bowl to cover it. That's how the cheese melts.

>>81125689
I'm pretty sure Favreu directed this movie so he could fuck Scarlett Johansson.

>>81128254
lol shut up and get back to making my mcchicken you wagecuck

>>81128254
>You guys can't be this stupid, can you?
It's cheese between two slices of bread grilled with fat.
He didn't even put any seasoning in there.

Let's not pretent it's anything but.

>>81128302
>implying there's a right side of 25

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how did i do guys?

>>81129502
I'll tell you after I'm done vomiting.

>>81129502
that's cum isn't it

>>81129502
I'd eat the fuck out of that. What kind of cheese?

>>81129627
dick

>>81129627
____dick____ cheese

do any other seasonalfags put Fritos in their chili?

LOL /sp/ MEMES SO FUNNY LOL

https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/G76W24xP1Tplkmeoixkx_A/

Kill yourself OP.

>>81127761
think you misspelled sour kraut there m8

>>81125689
I fucking hated this movie, it was so smug and satisfied with itself
eat shit favreau

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>>81125689
AMERICA

FUCK

YEAH!!!