>not even a parking ticket... this guy's a goddamn ghost!

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>>81116930
>It's like he didn't exist until yesterday

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>he's always managed to stay under the radar

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>If you were going to kill me... I'd already be dead.

>>81116930
Who the fuck even gets parking tickets? That's an achievement in itself.

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>where ya from?
>disneyland

>>81117176
>live in a mostly suburban town
>sidewalks intersect driveways
>if you park blocking the sidewalk, in YOUR driveway you can still get a ticket for obstructing the sidewalk

I've got about fifty of those tickets, no joke. Never gonna fucking pay one either, they can come suck the money out of my ass if they're so desperate.

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>>81117195
>Where you from
>Up yours

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>Stop! If you kill him, you won't be any better than him!
>Yes I will, I'll be alive

>>81118725
>Hero kills hundreds of henchmen just trying to make a living to get to the big bad guy
>Won't kill him because killing is bad, making the deaths of all the goon in vein

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>how do I contact you?
>you don't. I'll contact you.

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>>81117195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq6EKg96qyk

>the code is 21434 062343Kt okay?
>got it

>>81117205

they probably are. They're secretly adding it onto your taxes

>Hes a ghost....

>But I happen to know the man who can find him by the way....

>Its a GIRL

>>81118832
And your other big bad guy

>>81119106
>what, you didn't assume it was a guy did you? :^)

>Kids n dog vs heavily armed and trained armed soldiers/criminals

>Kids win using nerf guns and love. Armed adults cant do shit

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>>81118832
>in vein

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>Who died and put you in charge?
>Who put you in charge?
>since when are you the boss?

>90-120 pound sexy lady vs 150-200 pound soldier with thick clothing and armor


>His punches don't fuck her up

>Her punches knock him out

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>>81116930
>hasn't updated his facebook profile since highschool, no employment... what was he doing the last five years?

/tv/ let's rewind the clock a year. These pepe fags wouldnt dare post shit on /tv/. I mean what happened did your standards drop? See a guy like me...a. Look I know why you support pepe memes. Why you are afraid of calling them out. The /pol/... The /pol/ has showed 4chan how weak you really are....

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>this guy's got a rap sheet a mile long
>but he's white

desu threads like these are the only things that make me feel like I live in a culture

>>81119373
word I outgrew the day to day shitposting years ago. It's the tradition that brings me back.

>>81119372
Eminem, retard

>>81119372
>This guys got a rap sheet a mile long.
>Its a literal rap music sheet, and literally a mile long.
>A cop trips over it in the background as nobody notices.

>>81119471
totally unbelievable

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>>81119307
>The suspect doesnt have any social media profiles

>hmm the suspect must be a lonely creep and possibly a serial killer / rapist

>>81117176
I live in eastern europe and police gets funded from tickets so every once in a while they go on a "spree" and they give 40 dollar tickets to everyone. I got one because I was "blocking the garages" even though I was 15 meters away from them,a friend got one for not having a seatbelt on and another one got one for not wearing a helmet. The last one was legit,but it's funny how all that happened in one day.

>>81119574
necessary but not sufficient

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>where's the rescue party?

>I'm it

>guy gets a girl's number from someone
>instant date

>>81119307
>still have the same profile picture, taken on my high school graduation while I'm wearing an edgy black and dark grey suit

>>81119661
How the fuck does that work? Is it an american thing?

>>81119696
>jerry seinfeld gets a number from uma thurman
>he loses the number
>a loser comedian finds it
>later says that he has a date with some chick called uma

>A aims a gun at B and pulls the trigger
>He actually shot someone behind B

>>81119843
>she holds the gun backwards

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>What's Plan B???
>That WAS Plan B!!

>>81118995
One kino. name one kino that does this

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>"Off the grid"

>>81119281
Fucks sake. this is why boxing matches have weight divisions and men don't fight women. It would basically make the sport 100% predictable before the first bell.

Its just physics that a heavy guy will fuck up a light guy.

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>Wait THIS is your guy?

>>81119258
>Character points to body of previous CO or boss
>He did

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>The protagonist just needs to be loved and everything will work out in the end

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>>81120597

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>a throwaway line around midpoint in the movie is what explains one of the 'surprises' at the end, but only if your memory is poor and you're unable to question why a non-sequitor is randomly added to dialogue when everything else seems like its relevant; otherwise it's obviously going to cause the 'surprise' at the end and you're watching with disenthusiasm waiting for the ''''big reveal and callback'''

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>Clothing is custom, no labels. Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint. No name, no other alias.

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>"what ARE you?"

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>safe behind a painting that is the focal point of the room

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>Characters who hate each other end up with a common enemy and fight together and forge a bond closer than heterosexuals but not as sexual as homosexuals but certainly gay

>>81118832
>in vein

>>81120795
>not who he is
>but where he is

>>81117205

Maybe I'm not a degenerate but neither myself nor anyone I've shared a neighborhood with had trouble keeping from parking on top of a pedestrian pathway. I understand you, I really do, but most people don't have your problem.

>>81120475
National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets

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>>81120857
Hey wait a sec this is exactly what happened with me & you guys

>Forget everything you think you know.

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>>81121018

>character suddenly remembers things he thought he didn't know

>>81121018
>everything you've been told was a lie

>wake up, we've got a long road ahead of us

everytime

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>character gets shot in chest
>tears open coat and shirt
>beautiful pair of soft full breasts
>who said I was a guy?

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>Congratulations on the baby!
>What baby?

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>[Science guy stands up and snaps his fingers]
>I got it!
>[Science babble]
>English please
>It's a plan so simple an elementary schooler could understand it

>>81118971
Does Drake have AIDS? He looks terrible.

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>Scientist comes across unknown lifeform
>"Wait dont shoot it"
>"She's beautiful"
>acts like hes getting off on looking at it for a bit
>"hey there girl, I wont hurt you, don't be afraid"
>suddenly and violently kills him

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>Nobody can do that
>Well... there is one guy....
>[Guy doing something masculine like drinking, fighting, cutting wood, riding a motorbike, jumping out of a plane, etc.]

>>81121242
>pushes pencil through paper

>>81121349
>not "well there is one guy"
>cuts to a teenager sitting at his computer playing an mmo or something

>you made me do this

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>character doesn't have to constantly scratch his nipples causing them to leak

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>it aint me starts playing
>it actually is me
every.
time.

>>81121398
>not 'no man can do it'
>'there is somebody, but she's no man'
>cuts to a clip of a woman doing something masculine

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>characters making love
>woman still wearing bra

>>81121427
t. elliot roger

>>81118832
>hero overdoses on heroin
>hero dies in vein

>>81121398
more like
>cuts to a fat black dude or a pretty white girl with colored hair

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>>81121485
>Couple fucking
>He isnt calling her a whore and a fucking slut and spitting on her while she says cum inside me daddy make me pregnant baby

>>81120915
found the newmale with the micropenis sized car

>>81116949
>image.png

>>81120896
>where
>you mean when? :^)

>>81117205
You do realize at least one of those already went to open court and since you ignored it, they put a warrant out for your arrest, right?

>>81121603
If they had a warrant I think they'd be able to find him at his home where he keeps getting fined

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>Character is a muslim
>They're virtuous and make a sacrifice for some random character
>They're not terrorists at all! They're just like us!

>>81121637

Well they definitely know where he lives and that he owes the city money. Just a matter of if or when they decide to cash in.

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>>81121663

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>criminal gang
>either all white or perfectly equal mix of white, asian, black, latino, native american, east asian, middle eastern, slavic, aboriginal, eskimo, pacific islander etc.

>>81121578
movie
>where are we?

flick
>where are we?
>you mean when are we?

film
>where are we?
>you mean why are we?

romp
>WHEN are we?
>you mean when- oh.

kino
>where are we?
>we're not in kansas anymore

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>jewish character gets nakes
>they don't have a little bag of jew gold tied around their neck

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>>81121729
oy vey goyim why aren't you forming multilcultural criminal organisations??? are you some kind of skinhead nazi eh??

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>>81121729
you goyim need to just come together to commit crime in spite of your differences you stupid fucking goys

>>81121663
But I liked that part in Escape Plan.

>>81120857
why is this trope so good bros

>we dug coal together

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>"Your gun and your badge."

>Hero slams badge and gun on desk instead of checking the gun into the armory with a reciept thus releasing himself of all liability should it become lost or stolen.

>>81121637
Usually they don't hunt people down, but rather find out about the warrant while having someone pulled over for literally anything.

>>81121921
IN THE DEEP DARK HILLS OF EASTERN KENTUCKY

>>81122070
>Instead of enforcing this court appointed warrant and doing our duties as police officers let's just not and hope we randomly pull him over one day :^)

Underage get out

>>81121921
>we burned coal together

What is your mom doing itt op?

>>81121985
>>Hero slams badge and gun on desk instead of checking the gun into the armory with a reciept thus releasing himself of all liability should it become lost or stolen.

kekked hard

>>81121985
The hero is being suspended for not following procedure, why would he follow procedure in being suspended?

Kys no thinking slut.

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>>81122079
>character doesn't leave harlan alive

>>81119608
>I live in eastern europe

Stopped reading there.

>>81121985
>he's a loose cannon!
>but he's the best hope we've got

>>81122118
It's literally a joke in Brooklyn 99.

>protagonist kills all bad guys with ease except for "boss bad guy", despite having numerous opportunities

>>81122186
I havnt literally seen every episode of every tv show or movie of all time to know that

Woe is me

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>young woman is shown at cemetery
>then she's got a suitcase and standing at bus or train station
>just a small town girl starts playing

everytime

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>I'm not trying to save him from you, I'm trying to save you from him.

>>81121558
>attempting to correlate penis size with car size
Shame women don't fall for your little trick

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>The narrator is unreliable and the audience spends the rest of eternity debating what the real story was even though it's fiction and nothing is real and even the authors intention doesnt make it real - but if you're discussing author intent then the intent was to be unreliable and thus there is no objective reliable fact in the story so again any attempt to ascertain the true story is impossible

>>81122153
I miss it bro. ;_;

I think it might be time to rewatch it.

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>>81121737
>where are we?
>you mean why are we?

>>81122212
My point is, if a shitty tv show can make it a joke, it's well known enough "films aren't like real life lol" meme.

>>81122186

I made the post and didn't get it from Brooklyn 99 so I want my keks.

>>81122329
I just realised that the observable universe looks like cum you've ejaculated into a glass jar full of water and then shook. Like a cum snowglobe.

The universe is god's cum.

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>>81122497
>When you have a wank and cum all over a girls tits there's as many sperm as as many galaxies in the universe

We god now

>>81117176
people who park their cars illegally.

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>character is taking a shit
>he doesn't cut the shit apart with anything so it flushes

>>81122095
As a police officer (RCMP) I know that's how it works. Do you think the police have the time and manpower to track down every single person with a warrant out for their arrest? That includes homeless and transient people, it's more than likely someone with a warrant out for their arrest will have another interaction with the police, and if dumbfuck here has 50 fucking parking violations it's only a matter of time before he has an interaction with a police officer.

>>81122702
this post is foul

>>81122711
When hes getting them all at his home I think one of you geniuses will solve the mystery and drive around to his place and serve him

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>object flies off screen
>screeching cat is heard

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>Turns around suddenly
>Starts a monologue

>>81122755
Most police officers don't serve parking tickets, that's relegated to bylaw officers that have peace officer status that take full time duty on such things as parking so that police officers can relegate more time and resources to more serious police matters. A bylaw officer doesn't have the authority or powers of arrest as a police officer, so it's more than likely a bylaw officer is piling on those tickets.

>>81122874
Serve him with a warrant... not the tickets

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>character is having sex with girl
>doesn't choke to her death and bury her body in a shallow grave after they're done

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>>81121088

>characters go to genius hacker for help
>adult answers door
>characters ask for hacker
>"Jeremy Somone is here to see you"
>turns out the hacker is a kid

>>81123052
ROB SCHNEIDER IS

>>81122895
Yes it well worth police time, money and effort to arrest someone for blocking a small section of sidewalk

>>81123052
>hacker character somehow has his own hacking software with a shitty asc2 art ui

>>81123107
>hundreds of tickets
>cops have gone to court
>used their time and the judges time
>gotten a warrant

yeah lets just stop now that we've done all this

t. nucop

>>81123107
Better than them spending time kicking in the wrong door and flashbanging children because they thought they were getting an easy drug bust but Officer Barney read the street address wrong

>>81122895
A bylaw officer can't serve a warrant, a warrant takes time to manufacture and must be approved by a judge. Warrants aren't generally made for someone with a parking ticket, they're for more serious things. Also, a man not paying his parking tickets is hardly on the hot list for police attention. Hundreds of new calls come in everyday and priority calls change every hour.

>>81123198
the guy said he had 50 >>81117205 so yeah its possible if not likely a warrant has been gotten before a judge

which is the whole thing we're talking about

>>81123198
How is it that you know exactly how many calls are being received by some pissant suburban community? You really seem to believe every single town is Chimpcago.

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>You never saw us. We were never here.

>>81123052
Fucking this. Fuck hollywood

>>81122497

>tfw some day in the distant future humanity will have FTL travel which literally means we will have wet farts and human shit traveling faster than the speed of light.

>>81122095
thats actually how non violent crime warrants are usually carried out

>Guy named tommy works at the docks

>Union on strike. He's down on his luck

>>81123304
I'm just giving my input as a police officer. I don't know why you're so invested if chucklefuck here gets his ass reamed for his 50 delinquent parking tickets sooner rather than later.

If its any consolation to your sense of justice, those files may go to a collection agency, which I would hate having to deal with more than the police, and would likely cost more.

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>final scene/shot recontextualizes everything that came before

>>81116930
there is no such a thing as a movie without tropes

even if the movie is nothing but two hours of white screen, it still has tropes

these threads are not funny, not funny at all.

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>>81121311
fuck you man no i don't

>>81119509
>Not 8 miles long

>>81121491
>vein does hero in

>>81122758
I actually really love this one. It's always the same sound effect, too. You know the one.

>>81122459
have a (you), anon

>>81121558

Found the poorfag who's so ideologically destitute that he can't even conceive of a garage

Honestly

>>81123406
>say he gotta hold on

>>81122095

retarded 20 year old identified. this is actually how it works.


t. guy who's had a warrant out for them.

>>81117205
Have fun registering your car next year

>who is this guy?
>3x medal of honor winner,recon sniper, panama, grenada,
>jesus christ, green beret?
>he trained the green berets

>>81124261

youre just lucky the cops there are fucking lazy and shit

t. guy whos had a warrant out for him

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>we can't do that
>that's not how it works

>turn up to party
>dub step kicks in
>slow-mo of people throwing drinks over themselves
>chads slow-mo walk in

>>81121491
Audibly kek'd

>>81116930
>sex scene
>guy doesn't lose a boner when he puts on a condom causing him to leave the home of a girl he met in Tinder at 3:00 in the morning so he has to sleep in a train station because they had finished operating

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>>81119631
>Great, now what's your plan b?
>this is! (Runs out firing)

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>where is he?
>not where... but when

>>81121985
>In this department we do things by the book!

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>hand over your bomb
>and your OTHER bomb

>>81121110
"They told you who you are, but they didn't tell you who you WERE"

>hand over your big black cock
>and your OTHER big black cock
>now give me my cuck badge

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>final scene of the movie is the opening scene

>>81120564
fatty detected

>>81124586
damn, how do i get rid of this problem?

>>81124975
killyourself

>>81124894
Man I don't give a fuck how tropey this is, that shit makes me rock hard every time

>>81124894
I genuinely really dislike this

>>81124975
The good ol' blue pill? I don't know man, I was in a long term relationship before and I never used protection so putting on a rubber is so fucking weird

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>Looks like the kidnapper met her through a social networking website called "FriendSpace"

>>8112507for me i think its psychological though. like just the thought of a condom makes me go down

>>81119574
My mom loves this show, she makes me watch it with her every Wednesday. The first few seasons were actually ok but after that it went to shit.

>Someone... or someTHING

>>81124894
Name four flicks, two films and a kino that do this

>>81124917
insecure manlet detected lel do you actually think some skinny manlet can take on a muscular heavyweight?

>>81125097
>The victim was a just a typical teenager - she went to high school, ran track, had a part-time job at "Burger World"

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>Are you crazy? No one has ever made it out of there alive!
>well, I'm not No one...

>[record scratch] Yup, that's me!

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>>81125192
>had a girlfriend
>was in the football team
>decent grades
>popular
>got a place at a sports college
>all-round normal kid

>he was one of us until he went rogue

>he posted on 4chan
>was he a virgin?
>for you

BRAVO MR ROBOT!

>>81124184
i mean some households have 4 cars but only a 2 car garage...

>>81116930
Who /notickets/ here?

>>81125669
Who /nolicence/ /neverlearnedtodrive/ here?

>ryback's tactics.
>ryback?
>That's what it says - ryback.
>casey fuckin' ryback?

>don't drive
>get a parking ticket anyway

what the fuck man

>>81116930
>there's a new player on the scene

>>81125731
It's pretty easy, unless you are a europoor cause it's expensive to learn in europ

>>81118725
This pepe creeps me out

>>81120475
The Running Man

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>>81125831
>don't have a car
>don't even leave the house
>get a parking ticket

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>>81116930
>*Browsing through file* what do we have here: Congressional Medal of Honor, silver star, Navy cross, three tours of duty, combat badge, two purple hearts

>>81121491
>>81118832
VEIN?

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>>81125936
No its not if you dont fail a bunch of times, its only 1000 /1500 eurokeks

>>81126095
>ex-navy seal
>special forces
>11 tours of duty
>then he just dropped off the radar

>>81117176
Obviously you've never owned a car and lived in a major metropolitan area. Those parking enforcement assholes are on a mission to fuck even the most law abiding citizen.

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>>81119362

>>81121521
>finish having sex
>immediately go to bed without cleaning up then cuddling

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>YOU COULDVE GOTTEN YOURSELF KILLED PEPE
>YOU WERENT THINKING
>YOU NEVER THINK
>GOD DAMNIT
>ITS JUST... SO HARD WITH YOU
>PEPE... I DONT KNOW WHAT ID DO IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO YOU

>>81126547
>doesnt goto the toilet and take that huge shit that was brewing and got brought on by all the back and forth and sweating
>takes a shower after to clean the cum and shit off him plus the sweat and saliva
>walks back in in a towel and shakes his dick like a helicopter and jumps in and grabs her tits and ass
>kisses her and says night babe

>>81120714
>batposting

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>>81124608
>that WAS plan B!

>>81119471
>this guy's got a rap sheet 8 miles long

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>what about plan C?
>we don't talk about that one

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>>81116930
>Not a blip on his criminal record. On paper he's a better citizen than you are.

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>what does this red button do?
>don't EVER push the red button kid.
>*some scenes later*
>remember the red button I told you not to push?
>y-yeah
>PUSH IT

>>81127000

Men in Black?

>>81119608
Yeah they do that, also they literally always block some shit when they stop to buy food or coffee

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>>81121521
>>81126547
>>81126739
>humping scene
>nobody queefs or farts

>>81127000
kek
also nice trips

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>access the central terminal to reset the mainframe
>in english professor

>>81117205
Dude, just pull further forward. What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>81125141
>she makes me watch it with her every Wednesday
fucking beta

>>81125150
Ghost in the Shell since I left the cinema after the first scene.

>room full of scientists
>stupid guy explains something
>"what we do is go in and shut it down"
>"doesn't anybody speak scientificly anymore?"

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>According to my calculations, we have a .00001% chance of survival
>I'll take it!

>adult male protagonist scolds a child
>child punches him in the dick
>squeaks out "Mommy!"

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>"now you ain't gonna tell nobody what you saw tonight, alright?"
>"I dunno what you're talking about, I didn't see nothin!"
"that's right"

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>>81125503

>t. When the last episode of Homeland listed 4chan as one of the social sites targeted by a massive secret orginization creating thousands of fake angry and outraged commenters shilling right wing propaganda all over the Internet.

>Did you bring the calvary?
>I AM the calvary

>>81127885
>yfw youre an AI bot

kek. you humans are so basic.

>did your bring the big black dick?
>I AM the cuck

>>81123171
typical barney

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>>81127965
>calvary

I know you did this on purpose but I heard this too many times growing up

>>81121128
>Try to get some sleep. We've got a long day tomorrow.

>>81121491

cheeky
:)

>>81127885
What's the alternative? That there are actually this many teenage cucks who support white supremacy just because their oneitis fucked Tyrone?
Please, be realistic

>>81128963
theres literally nothing wrong with racial and or cultural hegemony

the same pursuit of multiculturalism can be pursued for monoculturalism

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>guy meets girl
>they both smile
>sex scene 2 seconds later

>>81121491
>Hero is shrunk down to the size of a red blood cell and injected into the circulatory system of a terminally ill multi-billionaire in order to cure his disease
>white blood cells attack him
>hero dies in a vein

>>81123641
It's sorta a competition to see who can recognize the biggest/most tropes. Nobody is saying a film can't be kino if it has tropes.

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>>81129325
>the autistic guy who watches a lot of tv and movies like the guy from community analyses life by its cliches and thinks hes so 'above it all' by making childish observations that anyone else could have done but decided not to or didnt care to because its so obvious its not worth discussion

LOL THE SUN CAME OUT IN THE MORNING
LOL ITS DARK AT NIGHT
LOL PEOPLE ARE BORN FROM SEX
HAHAHA FUCKING NORMIES BULLSHIT

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>THAT'S NOT HOW THE FORCE WORKS

Dumb frogposters

>>81124678
>BYE BOOK

>>81129287
>>81121491
>Hero descends into a dark passage
>Discovers the glint of precious metals
>Mine starts to collapse
>Hero dies in vein.

>>81121491
>during WWII
>allied forces are invading Germany from the south through Austria
>skirmishing with Nazi troops
>sidekick man is shot in the stomach
>sidekick dies in Wien

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>>81129615
what did you just say nigga?

>>81117176

Depends on where you live. Here most shopping places require you to set your parking disc, which is easily forgettable.

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>>81117205

If you think THAT'S absurd... This woman got a ticket for parking her trailer on her OWN lawn in front of her house. By law she is apparently required to park it on the (very narrow) road instead. Happened in Denmark.

>hero takes parking ticket off windshield
>crumples it up and throws it in the street, littering.

>>81130782
LITTERING? AND NOT PAYING A FINE? HERO?

>>81118971
>this is the art gallery. This is where I buy most of the art that I have in my house

The most blatant lie I have ever witnessed holy shit

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>>81120857
Love it when stuff like this happens

>>81120820

name 3 films this has happened in

>>81121729

almost as if Italian Mafia, Jewish Mafia, Polish Mafia etc. were actual real-life things and not fictional entities...

>>81119258
Do you feel in charge?

>>81121491
kek

>>81121770
is the guy on the far left still alive? I remember him from the first or second movie

>>81117205
the driveway is yours, but the sidewalk is public.

>>81129420
or like the autistic guy who can't find jokes funny

>>81119574
>Every hack fraud police procedural made within the last 12 years has the obligatory "different" looking character

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>>81131866
From left to right:
Dead, alive, alive, dead for realsies, alive (but not in the series anymore), alive, dead, dead

>>81123589
example

>>81123589
>>81132022

The Usual Suspects

>>81124975
>put on rubber
>start to soften up
>quickly keep making out and have her stroke your dick before you're fully flaccid, condom should still be on
>erection comes back

it that doesn't help, raw bone that shit, better than dying a virgin

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>fist fight between two characters
>one of them gets a good blow on the other one's face
>person that was hit pauses for a moment to get back up, wipes the blood off his lip, tastes it, then begins to fight more aggressively

>woman beats up entire gang of kung fu master thugs, knocks over a tank, and collapses the big bads skyscraper bare handed
>"i had 547 brothers"

>>81126663
:<

>>81131622
>Jewish Mafia, Polish Mafia
Mafia is a term exclusively for the Italian mob. You wouldn't call them the Polish triad or Jewish triad, now would you?

>>81127377
>not cucking your own dad

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>concentration camp scene
>I'm walking on sunshine starts playing

>>81117205
It's the sidewalk not your drive way faggot, just pull up. What are you a limo driver?

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>>81133478
>rape scene
>I like big butts starts playing

>>81117176
Driving too slow by a school

>>81133373
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_mafia
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albanian_mafia
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_mafia

perhaps you are right about the examples I gave (Jews and Poles), but there are non-Italian mafias, too.

>>81121714
But he was a terrorist

>>81121663
What a (((coincidence)))

>>81125150
Inside Llewyn Davis for the kino

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>>81125995
It has to do with this thing probably

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>>81116930
"You're a *hard* man to find, (protagonist)"
"OwO what's this...?"

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>>81118995
>Main character is given specific directions from a dying character
>doesn't forget most of them after the first few steps

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>i remember when i used to be just like you,
>stupid

i will pay any anon who can put this thread into a movie script $42

>>81124184
>garage
a GARAGE? Ooh la-di-dah Mr. Frenchman.

>>81134447
then what do you call it?

>>81134705
A car hole

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>>81121663
Yeah, the Raid was great

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>character's a huge cuck
>gets madly jealous every time anyway

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>it was all a dream
>it's a diamond rare kino

>>81122711
How bout instead of sitting in the tim hortons drive through line shitposting on the chan how bout actually go and you know stop some crime. No I dont mean hand out chicken tickets either piggy.

>>81135201
I read your post at the exact moment he says "it was all a dream" in this simpsons clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1iCZpFMYd0


eerie

>>81118995
This always bothers me. Like really, you don't want the information repeated to you if the stakes are that high?

>>81119764
So is Jerry the loser comedian or are we talking about a completely different person who found it?

>>81133529
>tfw my anaconda dont want none if you say yes hun

>>81123137
>traffic court judge
>wasted time
Oxymoron

>>81132968
Laughed out loud

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>tires squeal on a dirt road

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>no you're other bottom!

>>81134301
im working on adapting army dog as a short film if that counts?

>>81135668
It's Bania

>>81124608

Hold on a fucking second.

______________________________________________is this a jojo reference

>Faster than light travel!? I thought that was impossible

>Scientist grabs paper

>>81121816
Ocean's 11 is one of the comfiest fucking movies ever, with the perfect cast.