>The sister is a cunt

Are You Afraid of the Dark was better

>dad doesn't believe the hero

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>>81116899

as a kid this was my go to show to watch after school , might give it a rewatch for nostalgia

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>>81117301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXiYpfR-cRE

>>81116899
The sister's always a cunt in kids' adventure books.

>it's a the protag kid's actually the real dipshit all along

Anyone remember the christmas one?

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>>81117314

>>81117301
Tbh I read the books only, too old for the shows

Chucky was creepy as shit

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>>81117338

This was the first (and last) book I ever read that I couldn't put down. I remember reading it while taking a shit at my grandparents house when I was like 9 or so.

My enthusiasm for reading waned since then, mostly cause everything sucks.

>>81117314
Why did the dog spook me so much?

>The neighbor is rude

>There's a wise old black guy

>>81118072
>the wise old black guy is an evil spirit in disguise

>>81117338
The original book (maybe #7) had a picture of Slappy that scared the shit out of me. I hid the book in my parent's dresser at night because I thought he'd come out of the book and kill me.

>>81116899
>brother and sister get along well and are best buds
Guess which one.

>>81117314

Which episode was that dog even in?

>>81118361
My hairiest adventure

Anyone know where the stream is? I liked that friend simulator

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Posting Top 5 Goosebumps Kino

5. The Horror at Camp Jellyjam

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>>81119118
4. Welcome to Dead House

>>81119118
I either read that or looked a the cover a whole lot...

If I go back and read these now I wonder if they're enjoyable

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>>81119165
3. Beast from the East

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>>81119186
2. One Day at Horrorland

>>81119170
They arn't scary anymore, but if you can be entertained by kid level prose they are fun little pulpy shorts. Almost like cheesy 50's monster movies but set in the 90's

>>81119223
As a kid I remember that RL Stein used the word "exclaim(ed)" like 1000 times

I started using it in English I remember, and it just seemed so forced

Even now nobody uses the word exclaimed for anything

Ryan Gosling

My autism won't let me leave until I see your #1 so hurry up already.

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>>81119223
And the indisputable GOAT

1. The Cuckoo Clock of Doom

Honorable mentions:
The Haunted Mask
Monster Blood
Night of the Living Dummy II
The Ghost Next Door
The Curse of the Mummy's Tomb
It Came From Beneath the Sink
Say Cheese and Die!

>>81119241
He likes that word, i'm also convinced he likes little girls.

If you want an adult level Goosebumps style book, read the books of William Sleator (Singularity, Interstellar Pig, The Boy Who Reversed Himself, House of Stairs, The Green Futures of Tycho) and Steven King's IT

>>81119339

Awful taste anon. Ghost Beach was the only one that legitimately scared me as a kid so it gets de facto GOAT status.

>>81117370
t. brainlet

>>81119834
ive got a law degree and a masters in economics

fiction sucks and is useless

I miss those "horror for kids" shows.

The fuck happened to that genre, anyway?

>>81119978
That was the last grasp at getting people to read

Kids now just read instagram and snapchat pictures

I can't wait to employee this generation of forever serfs. Imagine how dumb they're going to be. So easy to manipulate and take money from.

>>81119506
>Muh nostalgia determines my rankings

Ghost Beach is OK, but it's just a weaker Welcome to Dead House.

Goosebumps isn't meant to be scary

>it's a cliffhanger chapter

>>81120084
creepypastas have become popular amongst normies lately
it could work

>>81117301
GOAT Goosebumps TV episode right here

>>81117370
could you possibly be more plebeian?

>>81119978
children are total pussies nowadays

>>81122535
Can confirm.
11 year old cousin can't play Minecraft in survival because he's scared of cave spiders.

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>>81122414
wrong

STEAM WHERE!?!?

>>81119223
Fuck me, Horror land was the tits. They had a choose your own adventure one too didn't they? I remember, if you were losing the wizard would offer you the chance to quit while you're ahead

Turn to that page and he'd say you're not ahead, then vanish you from the neck down, making you literally a head

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>>81122644
you should make him play one of the Metro games

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I only read the choose your own adventures, I had most of them. This one was by far my favorite

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The OG and the best

Real nigga Goosbumper CYOA report in

My dad bought them for me. I had no idea why. I didn't find them enjoyable, really. I found Horrible Histories/Science/Whatever way more enjoyable. The live action tv show the BBC did was also cool.

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>>81119339
The Girl Who Cried Monster fucked me up. GOAT ending.

>>81122535
Untrue. The internet has just exposed people to way more creepy shit. Creepypasta's are a massively popular thing. So popular that shitty spin-off formed, SCP, which got ruined by OC shit. Still some cool stuff in there. Like the basketball game.

>>81117370
Were you just sitting on the toilet for hours? How'd you even stand up afterwards

>>81123353
With difficulty.

>>81123353

If I'm reading something good on the toilet, I just stay there as long as I want with my pants down. It's cozy, comfy and private, and I can just shit and piss whenever I want.

>>81123353
>reading it before i take a shit
>reading it during the shit
>reading it after the shit

it wasnt very complicated, i just remember it being the only time id had a desire to keep reading some story

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>>81119978
Yeah I miss em too. Pic related was the shit

>>81117301
Scariest episode right here. Gave my goose many bumps.

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>watch goosebumps with bro on netflix all the time
>always charmed by the cliches, the bad acting, the pre-9/11 america atmosphere, and trying to guess what the twist will be
>that episode with the dead town
>girl just wants to be her friend
>please, please just die and join us so I can be your friend, I have no friends
>obviously that won't happen but she doesn't even get a resolution or anything
>and then a dog dies

thank r.l stine

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My favorite episode wasn't even horror.

>>81119118
>>81119165
>>81119186
>>81119223
>>81119339
Good taste

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>>81116899
I'm feeling a goosebumps stream later bros, ill try and get on it

>>81117440
Same dude

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This thread is giving me nostalgia feels I wasn't expecting

>>81123605
i have the VAGUEST memory of this. Was he a tv character brought to life?

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>>81119339
This one is in my top 5

>>81123646
We need this.

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>>81123710
Comic Book characters, yeah.

Featuring Adam West as the Galloping Gazelle.

>>81116914

This.

>>81119339
>A Night in Terror Tower not in honorable mentions

>>81116914
Are You Afraid of the Dark had better stories, but Goosebumps had better production and acting.

>i want to fuck the sister and eat her cunt and cum in her cunt hair

>>81123738
pretty metal artwork desu

>>81117370
>>>>>/lit/

>>81117314
ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF

>>81125175
is lit gonna teach me how to enjoy crap? maybe i just dont like reading fiction?

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Bumping great thread.

Post more GOAT endings.

>>81123918
>Are You Afraid of the Dark had better stories
Yes.

>but Goosebumps had better production and acting
No.

>>81122786
Horrorland is awesome man

>>81123060
Yeah, the Give Yourself Goosebumps are cool, can I get a few more recs?

>>81123192
Great ending, the rest wasn't amazing, I think The Ghost Next Door does it better.

>>81123646
Please do.

>>81123738
Not bad

>>81123869
haven't read since I was a kid, picked up

The cover art for these books is incredible. I wish there was a place to view HR versions.

>>81126088
I think most of the time I picked the book based on the cover. RL Stein jewed me hard, then jewed me extra hard by imparting me with enjoyment.

The jew never stops...

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>>81119170
Go back and read them again, but listen to the Goosebuds podcast for each book as a companion piece of entertainment.

>>81126638
podcasts have gone too far

>>81126638
you had me right up until podcast

im reading not friend simulating
i also dont need or want other peoples opinions on my subjective enjoyment or dislike of art

>yfw the CYOA books had that glitter whatever print on them so they like looked different in different lighting or someshit

changed the game man, changed the fucking game...

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>the ending where the cave ceiling lowers and doesn't kill you, but traps you between it and the floor so you die a very slow death
Jesus fuck this book

>>81126736
>>81126820
>fun?!
>that sort of thing has no place on /tv/!

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>>81127396
Now you're getting it!

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THIS fucking episode where the girl is in Karlsville scared the fucking shit out of me. That image of the girl morphing into a pig gave me nightmares.

i swear on rl steins grave if streamanon doesnt start a stream i will curse him with a thousand roaring autists

>>81127758
sending your family over is a powerful curse indeed

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People rarely mention the recent Goosebumps movie.
Was it really that bad?

>>81128100
It's very different to the tone of the books and the show, going more for a campy adventure vibe then "spooky for kids." The Goosebumps licence is only used for the monsters and not much else (not even the classic theme is used)

All that being said, I have a soft spot for the type of film it actually is (grew up watching Hocus Pocus ever year and this is in the same vein) so I have a bit of a bias towards it. It's a solid romp for kids and not much other use unless you're into these kinds of things.

I remember they did Goosebumps action figures. They came in bags of gunk and you had to dig the limbs out then assemble them yourselves.

>>81128100
i liked it, but what can you say about it? it was fun, id watch it again if i had kids, i wont watch it again as an adult

the tv show has nostalgia and camp value while the movie has neither

>>81128279
did you ever suck their dicks

>>81128100
Should've been a fucking anthology series, would have been perfect for it.

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>people constantly complain about capeshit threads on /tv/
>cool thread about comfy nostalgic show comes up
>/tv/ lets it die and continually bumps capeshit threads

>>81129073
I can only post so much, capeshit needs to be relegated to a comics board, cartoons should be their own board, celebrity needs to be it's own board and this board should be for Television and Film (not capeshit) only

How to summon streamanon to stream Goosebumps?

>>81129246
Give it time, brother.

>>81116899
>>81116914
Both shows had 10/10 girls

>>81119170
Jellyjam is legitimately unsettling in places.

>>81116914
the haunting hour was better.

>>81129374
Carly Beth a QT

Also this book awoke my need to dominate women before I even fully understood what sex was, the girl just made me feel funny.

So is someone streaming tonight?

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>>81129787
Whoops

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>>81116899
>>81129374
>>81116914
Eerie, Indiana had the best girls by far. Every single one of them, including his mom and sister, were qt.

>tfw you will never be a 13 yr old chad in a comfy spooky town with qts falling all over you

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I remember thinking I was cool for having a goosebumps shirt

>>81129865
Children's horror is the GOAT format

Can be as out there as you want, comfy stand by me shenanigans and suburban local legends atmosphere

I'm writing my own

>>81129904
i would wear that shirt.

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>>81123060

CYOA was GOAT

This book right here gave me my mind control fetish.

>>81129904
thats a pretty cool shirt though

>>81130845
e-mail rl stine and tell him about the wayward path his literature put you on

>>81130673

You better publish that shit anon.

>>81130921
I plan to, I really think a scarier Goosebumps would kill today. Just gotta make sure to get a really good cover.

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Just make the movie already

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>>81123060
>>81127113
oh man, these choose your own adventures Goosebumps are giving me nostalgia to the early 2000s where I would just sit outside and read these for hours.