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I need the gurl
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>>81114178
his accent tickled my pickle.
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>>81114178
wut girl o_o
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>you will never have his overall aesthetic

Just kill me now please
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Here ya go
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You didn't call me :(

>>81114279
lel
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Here. Take her.
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>>81114962
I want to adopt her.
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>>81114178
fuck this guy looked cool
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>>81114178
>tfw will never have great hair like this dude
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>>81114178
He looks pretty cool but that Kentucky accent is what really makes him badass
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>>81116099
>Have hair like this but slightly darker
>From KY

Y'all will never know this
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>>81114178
Thought he was a great villain, just underused after the first act. Interviews with the actor were quite interesting where he talks about the characters backstory and personality, he did a great job.

Did he really deserve such a horrible death? The way he was begging and reaching for the kids was pretty unnerving
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>>81114962
why crop out the only other qt?
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>>81114178
Best character. They should've used him more.
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"The x-men had been replaced by claw people, and these guys didn't wear flip-flops.”
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>>81116212
Because Dafne is superior.
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I really loved this movie so much. Seen it twice so far. I'm sad that Hugh is moving on but it's a bittersweet ending
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>>81116428
It was movie of the year for me. I haven't stopped thinking about it since I saw it almost a month ago.
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>>81114593
>>81114910
>>81114962
>>81116392

Is it wrong that I look at her and the first thought that comes to mind is "Fuck she's going to be gorgeous when she's 20!"
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>>81116840
Nothing wrong with that. It's true. At least you're not talking about fucking her, like some other creeps on this board.
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>>81116840
Yes because you have shit taste and need to go back to plebbit
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>>81116913
Are you saying she's ugly?
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>>81116897
>tfw ywn have a cutie badass daughter that you can teach that stealing is wrong
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>>81117800
Why not, anon?
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>>81114178
Why don't mutants just train with guns as well as their unreliable powers?
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>>81117919
I've always wondered this. Wolverine would be much more lethal with a rifle. Killing people long and short range while being entirely invulnerable.
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>>81117976
That's basicaly what X-23 does in the comics...
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>>81118026
You think they'll do that with Dafne?
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>>81118054
Probably not.
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Here u go
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>>81118065
That's a shame; it would be badass. Having said that, I doubt she could play a convincing operator/marksman.
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>>81118185
It's weird how the same features that make a girl look really cute make a guy look mentally disabled.
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>>81116428
Really a great movie, enjoyed every minute of it and got teary eyed at the end
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>>81118337
what if she grows up looking mentally disabled. those features could turn on her, just like chloe, just like that walking dead girl.
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>>81118904
>just like chloe

What did he mean by this?
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>>81118904
The JUSTing process has already begun. I still think she's really cute though. I think braces would do her a lot of good.
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>>81118966
Nah, not quite yet. She looks better in >>81116392 than she does in >>81114593
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So was this supposed to be a Marvel production?? I stayed till the credits ended and there was no extra scene. hashtag dissapointed
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Why didn't they cast a girl that could speak english btw?
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>>81118989
Fair point. I swear this girl is a shapeshifter. She looks completely different in every photo. Look at this one; she doesn't look anything like in other photos taken around the same time period.
>>81119079
She's fluent in English.
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>Charles: She's a mutant.
>Logan: What are her powers? Eating? Pipe throwing?

That line deserved more laughs than it got.
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>>81114178

>I need escobar
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He was honestly one of the best parts of the movie. Genuinely menacing yet charming at the same time. I just wish he was the main physical antagonist and not X-24. As cool as he was, he ultimately turned out to be pretty useless and nonthreatening. Went out like a bitch to a bunch of laughably bad child actors.
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>>81119813

Pierce was good as somebody to hate, but X-24, while being completely unoriginal, has to be one of the most intimidating comic book movie villains I have ever seen. I never really thought of Wolverine's potential to be a slasher movie villain until I saw that farm scene.
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>>81119813
>ultimately turned out to be pretty useless and nonthreatening

That's not really a bad thing. I always like seeing villains who act calm and in control throughout the film watch as they slowly lose their defenceS before inevitably dying. Very satisfying when they deserve it.

Still think Pierce's death was very brutal. I can't remember how much he did to deserve it because I've only seen it once, but him begging for his life stuck with me after the film. Kinda makes you dislike the children which was probably not the intention.
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>>81119879
I agree, the only thing I would add is the presence of the mad scientist doctor guy who worked for Evil Corp™. We got 3 different villains. Sure there was some depth sacrificed but none of them ever felt cheap.
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>>81118904
>>81118936

what do you call it when you're a qt that everyone expects to become a goddess but your genes turn on you after you turn 14?

i know the reverse is called ugly duckling syndrome
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>>81114178
>>81114521
what hair product do i need to pull that off?
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>>81121627
leave your house, go to a hairdresser and ask them anon. this is the wrong place for that.

>>81121590
/tv/s waifus probably.
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>>81116170
His death was fucking retarded because it was meant to be some satisfying moment of the children getting revenge for his abuse but we never really see ant of it and those kids were introduced like 10 minutes earlier so nobody gives a fuck about them
He should have died when Caliban killed himself. That's more satisfying because we actually care about him and saw how shitty he treats him through the entire movie. Also him dying doesn't make that scene pointless and explains why the fuck they introduced Rice to take his role after that when there was no reason to
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>>81115994
Too bad they ruined him by giving him nothing but useless guns, no neat gadget/weapon via his bionic, had the little girl knock him out with a pipe and generally just stayed out of the action.
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>>81121590
>>81121661

The Waifu Decomposition Property

Initial QT Rating(IQTR)/Age = Expectations Upon Legal Age(ELA)

ELA - Actual Appearance Upon Legal Age(AALA) = Disappointment Factor(DF)

>The lower the DF, the better

And finally,

((IQTR/AALA) * 1.1(this value adds 10 % to the previous product for generosity and marginal error compensation)) / DF = Masturbation Material Value(MMV)

Chloe's DF was so high that all values affected by it could be considered skewed and marginally unfair. This set of equations fails to account for the rare case in which a person metamorphosizes into a fridge.
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>>81119079
They were making commentary on how lawless Mexico is that they could experiment on kids there.
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>>81121876

im glad someone pointed this out
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He is pretty cute. Tbh.
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>>81123844

you probably smell like your hummus collection
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>Wolverine is old enough to be Charles' great grandfather, but acts like Charles is his dad/mentor
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>>81123957

this kind of confuses me too. wolverine has been living for about 250 years, so maybe he doesn't age mentally?

also charles is really brainy
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>>81118337
It depends, some face looks better on a male than a female
Pic related
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Look I likes the movie but you guys are really overhyping him as a villain. If this was run of the mill movie you probably wouldn't say that, I feel.

I mean there's defi itself been worse villains. I didn't think much about him in the grand scheme of the movie
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>>81114593
>>81114910
>>81114962
>>81116392
>>81116897
>>81116913
>>81118337
>>81118966
>>81119112
>>81121590
>>81122137

>What everyone here was thinking when they stayed at the farm for dinner.

tfw you were denied the sight of a big black cock penetrating her regenerating hymen over and over because a Logan clone with a buzz showed up just a little too early.
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>>81124032
Good point and great illustration of your point.
>>81123844
I thought this until I found out she wasn't actually Mexican.
>>81124079
Fuck off faggot.
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>>81124079

everyone look at this anon. this is what happens when you watch so much cuckold porn (all porn basically) that you'd rather see someone else beat a trout than get it for yourself.
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>>81124075
man im not even concerned about his quality as a villain, i just think he was aesthetic as fuck.
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>>81114178
who the fuck are you?
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*blocks your path*
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>>81124079
are you the brazillian black dafne poster?
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>>81124207
Are those doc martins? Terrible choice in boot.
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>>81122137
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>>81121627
use some pomade
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>>81122137
Fuck. Is this pasta?
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>>81124522
ty desu
i look like him but uglier, gotta try it out
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>>81124542

It is not. After cousnselling with the International Waifu Committee, we produced this series of properties to clear any confusion regarding the subject matter.

We would have acted sooner, if the Committee Treasurer hadn't spent the budget on a $3500 hyper-realistic life sized masturbator.
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>>81124868
What's Dafne's official waifu rating, according to the committee?
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>>81117976
>>81117919
The reason that (popular) marvel mutants don't use guns is because they were created at a time when superpowers were cool and heroes who kill people were not (and/or would be censored). The x-men in particular are all about whatever gimmick power each mutant has as their disposal, putting guns in their arsenal would have been missing the point at the time. More so, virtually every popular mutant and hero is virtually immune to bullets, so the only people who use guns are mooks who get swatted. Even in the XTREME 90s where every second new character had to tote a BFG, heroes still fought the real villains with powers and fisticuffs.
That said, there are a lot of mutants and other marvel characters who do or did use guns, but they're not very popular compared to guys like wolverine, ironman etc. Lots of second rate heroes like like cable, deadpool, warmachine use guns.
Then of course there are the popular heroes who used to use guns, but don't anymore because guns were unpopular in the silver age (e.g. captain america).

Also pic related is a real character from xmen.
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>>81125101
Hmm. Good point. I guess I just mean in the context of Jackman's weapon x that is used to kill largely non mutant targets. I understand that they have to keep the cool factor that comes with the claws though.
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>>81124974

Values lie between 0-100

Her IQTR is a solid 82, factoring in her good hygiene and appearance along with her odd but charming proportions.

So this means her ELA = 82/12(her age) = ~6.83, a marginal change in the positive or negative direction

Her AALA is yet to be decided and will not be determined in til about 6 years, which means her DF cannot be determined either. Exceptions can be made if the subject is 16+ but appears to be developed physically.

A qt cannot be ranked in the MMV until these values are decided and/or calculated.
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>>81125311
Well said. I agree. Her facial proportions could change slightly and go horribly wrong, but as it is, she's a certified qtp2t.
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>>81125197
>the cool factor that comes with the claws though.
For all the movies, this is basically the reason that wolverine doesn't use guns. People pay to see the snikt.
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>>81122137
>>81124868
>>81125311
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Act 1: Comic Book Kino

Act 2: Enjoyable Road Trip

Act 3: The X-Kids!, except X is C, C for cringe
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>>81122137
Incredible. This needs to become our new standard waifu rating methodology.
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