It wasn't supposed to be a documentary...

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Shitposting Kino

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>extra chromosome turns you into a monster or superman depending on if you're a dick or not
They should have just went with demons

>>81114547
PORTMAN, YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

Best heel turn for Rock

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>>81114093
... a documentittary about Rosamund "nobra" Pike.

>>81116120
Her nips were the true stars of this movie.

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"I-it's not incest if we're twins, brother."

>>81116157
What is Karl even doing nowadays. Where is Dredd 2.

>>81114547
Don't even know why they even went that way.

Doom, even Doom 3 which this movie is based off, is about a lone survivor on a mars colony fighting against the forces of hell.

>No Cyberdemon
>No Revenants
>No cacodemons

I'm mad.

>>81118159
I felt like the guy carving sins into his skin was a leftover from an early draft that actually had demons in it.

>>81118159
The "hell on Mars" idea doesn't really make any sense. Since they're on mars, might as well make it about Martians.

>>81118371
Then why make a Doom movie? The whole point of the game is that the UAC opened a portal to hell and you have to stop them.

>>81118371

fuck off, idiot

>Karl and The Urban Rock
>Doom

It's a very enjoyable film.

>>81118523
Urban Rock sounds like a music genre.

>>81116157
Ah, good ol' sexism.

>>81118590
Shut the fuck up, niggerfaggot.

>>81119883
underage

>>81119988
Says the SJW Redditor.
Fuck off, pussy.

>>81120072
>Calling a Redditor an SJW
>Home of /r/The_Donald and the famous Reddit to /pol/ migration period during the election

??????????????????????

>>81118159
I hear they didn't want to delve into religion too much so lol gene splicing.

>>81120257
>famous
If you're a Redditor.
I don't give a fuck, fagstick.
Kill yourself.

>>81118590
Oh jesus we have a gay retard on our hands folks.

>>81120291
That's fucking stupid. Demons regardless of what faith have been a central part of humananaties past

>>81114496
>android

Poorfags need to be gassed.

>>81120307
Shut up gay

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>>81116120
>>81116150
She actually married some mathematician, which is eugenics as fuck.

>>81118523
No no no, it's Karl "The Urban" Rock.

>>81118590
Ah this again

>>81120257
Ah yes, the subreddit that is basically censored through the algorithm on the front page they explicitly changed for it. The webpage that constantly censors anti-immigration or conservative opinions on the /worldnews /news and /politcs boards, the webpage of the shadow bans and the downvoting brigades.

Reddit reeks of sjwism everywhere, there's not a day without an anti-Trump "russian conspiracy" thread up. It's flooded with left-wing shills and online militants with complete complicency of the webpage administration.

Pretending that Reddit is not a liberal anti-Trump cesspit is taking taking the piss too much.

>>81114093
In what way is it a documentary?

>>81118159
>No Revenants
Doom 2 a SHIT
SHIT

>>81114093
>Karl and the Urban rock doom

>>81116120
>>81116157
What are some other movies starring Rosamund's tits?

>>81122173

Jack Reacher, which is a good movie in its own right.

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>>81122273
Remember to provide evidence for your claims.

Also Freefall.

>>81118590
Women only exist to breed more white men.

Nonwhites need not apply

>>81122473
>Remember to provide evidence for your claims.

That's why I have you *smooch*

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More of Rosamund's jumblies.

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She's a fit girl.

>>81117795
Never I hope. Dredd 1 was so bad. It didn't have Rob Schneider and he never removed his helmet.