Jesus christ, why is it so horrible every time I have a girl

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I once said hi to a girl

One time I dated a chick who said she her favorite movie ever was I Spit On Your Grave and I was like "this is a weird first date but I have a movie I think you'd like" and I showed her Martyrs and then we fucked.

>>81094297
doesnt count if you hadnt hit puberty yet.

>mad at me every time I pause the movie to take a screenshot if a good looking actress is barefoot

shes a fucking bitch m8

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I once briefly had eye contact with a girl then quickly looked away

>>81094123
>sister and I are both home for spring break
>she and my mom invite me to watch something on Netflix with them, spending quality time together and stuff
>agree and join them
>whatever we watch, they spend half the time on their phone

Jesus fucking Christ I hate it. If you're not going to watch this shit, why put it on?

Why do females do this? How do they think this is OK?

>>81094123
Some women are alright when watching movies. You are right for the most part though; most women I have dated have shit taste. When I got into a more serious relationship with this asian girl, she was willing to give cinema a shot and actually began to develop good taste. You just really have to try with women OP.

Once a girl asked what I like to do in my spare time but then gave me a weird look when I said I maintain and contribute to several actress' pages on wikifeet. Uhh honey, why did you ask then?

DUDE I HATE WOMEN TOO LMAO

>>81094123
That's exactly why I never had girlfriend heh I sure showed them

>>81094123
>mad at me every time I pause the movie to take a screenshot if a good looking actress is barefoot

You're ok don't worry about it.

Boys are like this to me. All I do all day is watch movies so hell yeah I want to do share 'em with my S.O.s at the time. Then all they do is try to bang and when Im like "nah watch this" they do this to me. sick of it

Baby steps, can't come hard out of the gate with that stuff if you're not sure someone is interested in it. I realize that good movies are good and if you sit down and watch them you'll like them, but not everyone has the patience, willingness to try new things, or intelligence for that. And you should be able to tell beforehand whether someone is gonna be the type of person to complain about subtitles, unless they're all lying to you about liking [director x]'s movies or whatever.

Most girls I know only like Marvel capeshit and constantly chat with someone during a movie.
It's pretty sad desu

You need to be eased into kino

I fucked a gook and then i paid her

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>>81094123
>I pause the movie to take a screenshot if a good looking actress is barefoot

Every boy I ever dated had a horrible taste in movies except for my most current boyfriend. Then when I try to discuss a movie with them they tell me "I hate watching movies with you, you're so critical". Yeah babe, sorry I don't agree that "Sausage Party" is the funniest movie ever made, retard.

>>81094981
I'd hate watching movies with you, you're so critical

>>81094981
Just turn your brain off and enjoy it
>sorry I don't agree that "Sausage Party" is the funniest movie ever made
What is then?

>>81095006
Fuck, you're right.

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>>81094123
>pause the movie to take a screenshot if a good looking actress is barefoot

>>81095064
Yeah I should. I was using it as an example but it's a poor one. The point is I have nothing in common with the boy's I know taste in movies and am never able to hold a conversation about them and it's disappointing.

>>81095064
please tell me this post isn't serious
>lol just be retarded like me and you'll enjoy the movie bro

Date a Chinese girl

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>>81095245
No, chinese girls usually have very flat feet

>>81095194
Yeah right you fucking whore

Sausage Party is the best comedy of 2016

>>81094694
tits or GTFO

and if you're a faggot please just kill yourself.

>>81094123
Had a qt patrician girl I used to date, but she dumped me for being a loser.
Now I just don't go outside and watch movies by myself.

>>81095194
What kino are you trying to watch with them? Empire?
Also movie dates are typically expected to be for hooking up without directly naming it. Make your dates wear chastity belts so they don't get the wrong idea

>>81094981
tits or GTFO

>>81095338
lucky for you i don't watch comedies often so i can't argue that it wasn't the best comedy of 2016 but it's still a shit movie go fuck yourself

>>81095338
You clearly haven't seen Amy Schumer's Leather Special, or, as my girlfriend calls it, the funniest thing I have ever seen.
10/10 Netflixkino

>>81095665
I mean I don't know I just show them things I like... Cult movies, documentaries? See I don't mind giving head or something during a movie just pay attention to the plot please boys that's all i ask

I've never looked at a woman

>>81095871
Why can't people just wait until the movie is over and fug after?

A woman once sat next to me on the bus. She moved as soon as there was another seat available though.

>>81095703
admit it, there was just too much sausage for you to handle

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>>81095876
this

>>81095064
>>81095338
>>81095342
I hope you people are just bullying her for being a woman and don't actually think sausage party was a watchable movie.

Was watching Kong Skull island in cinema today and four seats away was this woman with her husband . The woman was checking insta and facebook at KONG VS SKULLMONSTER scene i was so furious but calmed my nervous fortunately. Oh what words I could have said to her If u r reading this bitch fuck u

>>81095949
Almost got her, man. Better luck next time.

Women deserve to be punished.

They are the most meme, privileged, and vapid sex.

And if you treat women preferentially, you're part of the problem. If you regard females with anything but cold, stoic spite, you're part of the problem.

Women need to be punished and we need to handle the punishing.

>>81096032
You will never know. Or maybe they have no strong emotions for women or Sausage Party and are just having a giggle.

>>81096097
im wet

>>81096189
Shut the fuck up bitch. I don't give a shit if you're wet.

>>81095954
If your sense of humor is shitty jokes like the one you made I can understand why you liked it so much

>>81096249
tell me more

>>81096097
I forgot the fedora.jpg

>>81096288
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP
BITCH

I'M NOT FUCKING AROUND

>>81096369
fuk my pusy big boy

>>81096097
>And if you treat women preferentially, you're part of the problem.
You're aware that they're human beings that we have to live with on this floating rock in the middle of fucking nowhere, right?

>>81096398
>they're human beings
But that's where you're wrong m8

Normies need to fucking leave.

>>81096389
I understand that as a female there's nothing you want more than attention, so I'm done responding to you.

>>81096398
Do you know what preferentially means?

Just because you live with them doesn't mean you've to treat them better than everyone else.

>>81096455
Actually I didn't write "fuk my pusy big boy'. But yeah don't respond

>>81094981
Post tits or gtfo.

>>81096455
I'm male with a knack for ironic shitposting. Why are you assuming?

>>81096499
Who are you?

How am I supposed to distinguish one shitposting anon from another?

>>81096512
Shut the fuck up.

>>81096512
>admitting you're trolling
you're not good at trolling

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>>81094123
>mad at me every time I pause the movie to take a screenshot if a good looking actress is barefoot

>>81096574
I understand that. I was just correcting you, sorry.

>>81096577
Because nothing pisses me off more than being compared to a female.

Was this sentence merely a facade or am I being genuinely sexist?

Homework for you, padawan.

>>81096632
You're acting like a prissy bitch currently.

>>81096664
How do you know how many layers of shitposting I'm currently utilizing?

Is this post a genuine reply or am I just baiting for (You)s?

Homework homework.

I once met this girl at college who was from Minnesota. Naturally the only conversation piece I could think of was Fargo, I basically just kept asking her if ND/MN is really like how the Coen's portrayed it. I had her over at like 4PM on a Sunday to watch it, she didn't like it, we banged but it wasn't great and now she won't acknowledge me.

Thinking back on it, if she was from anywhere else in the world I would get completely shit on for being "racist". Like if I only talked about Apocalypse Now when talking with a Vietnamese girl.

This is the gayest thread I've ever seen outside of /fit/.

>>81096369
lmao chill out coldsteel

I really wish I had a gf.

>>81096725
I do the same thing.
>meet girl from Baltimore, can't stop mentioning the wire
>meet girl who's a nigger, can't stop mentioning the wire

>>81096783
So do I man but it's impossible. I'll say it now, if you don't find a good one by 24 give up, because all the women will be taken by then.

>>81097097
Are they not making any more women?

>>81097097
You just gotta turn yourself into chad and get a chad job. The cutoff age is 24 for THEM, not for you.

>>81097146
Nope by then women are out of stock. Only whores left. Go ahead, try and find a single 25 year old woman who isn't crazy or a whore or both.

>>81097146
Not white ones.

>>81097146
hopefully

>>81097097
I'm 22 and it already feels like it's too late for me.

>>81097220
It's not too late, but you've got to get serious about this shit. Stop waiting.

>>81097097
>if you don't find a good one by 24 give up
Why? Because you'll hit a wall and your balls will shrivel up? Lmao what the hell.

>>81097374
But how to meet girls at my age when you don't have any friends?

And it's not like I don't leave the house and do social activities, either. Shit I'm volunteering this Saturday. I literally just don't know how to initiate conversations with people, while others don't approach me because I've a cold, unapproachable neutral expression.

>>81096782
she won't fuck you loser

>>81097410
>Because all the good women will be taken by then
Why are you asking a question that he's already answered?

>>81094123
>telling subtle jokes to a woman

why? are you retarded?

>>81097511
That doesn't make any sense. Is somebody forcing you to only date older women?

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>all the asshurt robots ITT
Hahaha fucking virgins lmao

>>81094123
Because she didn't want to watch some shitty movie, she wanted to hang out with you. Did she ask to watch a movie? No. You did and she agreed because she'd be willing to do anything as long as it's with you. But don't expect her to know all the rules to something she's not familiar with.

>>81097490
Yeah, because it's a guy larping.
I hate homework too!

There are intelligent women...
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa

>>81097628
>implying you're intelligent

>>81097628
t. Virgin

>>81097482
The easiest way to overcome this fear is just talking to strangers. About anything to anyone. I won't lie, it's horrible and awkward at first but people in general will make small talk. If you are actually doing activities that's already half the battle because you are expected to talk about anything and you already have a common topic. It'll put you much more at ease too after a white.

And I do mean anybody. Men women old people young people standing in a line or waiting for a bus or just in class. Or just people you see on campus. But you have to talk, otherwise you'll get nowhere.

>>81097648
If I were intelligent I wouldn't be a woman.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhaha

>>81097648
>>81097688
>maybe if i defend women on the internet they'll fuck with me
lmfao

>>81094417
My mom is the same way homie,
Try to convince her that it's for art or for your porn collection. She'll understand

>>81097705
Good way to get social exposure is Omegle/chatroulette type sites.

>>81097736
t. Virgin

>>81097811
I know you are

>>81097705
Can confirm. I used to be terrified of talking to people until I worked as a cashier. I would just practice chatting with everyone I was ringing up, and if did something awkward, they'd be leaving in a few seconds anyway.

>>81097839
But what am i?

Show them the Amy Schumer Leather Special. If they laugh their asses off, they're the right ones.
100/10 Comedykino

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>>81094123
My girlfriends favourite movie is The Amazing Spider Man 2, i must have watched that film over 20 times.

life is suffering

>>81096097
Take it easy Achmed

>>81098067
Christ. I actually liked the two amazing Spider-Man movies, but it's her favorite movie of all time?

>>81098114
She is a turbo pleb when it comes to movies, i'm near banned from picking films to watch now as she says all my picks are boring.

>>81098067
>watching a mediocre movie multiple times
Is your girlfriend 10/autistic?

>>81098255
She just really likes Andrew Garfield, that's the only way i convinced her to see Hacksaw Ridge.

>>81098067
Is she blonde? I can't see myself watching that movie more than 3 or 4 times max for any brunette.

>>81098324
You're both plebs then? I don't see what the issue is.

>>81098324
Shit I thought you meant Spider-Man 2. The Amazing Spider-Man 2? God that's awful.

>>81094123

I usually fuck the girl 20 minutes into any movie. Sooo.....I don't have any of these issues.

>>81094123
When did it become ok to be on the phone when hanging out with people?

>>81098993
fuck off pleb

>>81099089
Once smart phones hit the consumer market.

>>81099089
Just because people do it doesn't mean it's ok. It's not. It's rude as shit, especially if the person that sent the invitation is the one paying more attention to their phone than you.

>>81094694
Have you tried having sex with them and then watching the movie? Prolactin does wonders if you arent a prude..

>>81094123
>>mad at me every time I pause the movie to take a screenshot if a good looking actress is barefoot
Holy kek I wasn't prepared.

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>>81099413
>>81099788
Oldfag here. People were rude with them before smart phones. In the late 1990s. For example, waiting in line at Starbucks or a grocery store...always some cunt holding up the flow because they were talking on the godamned phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6XQiDPt6y0

>>81100015
Back before mobile phones people used to read the phone book in front of the telly. Just as rude back then.

>>81100015
Guy was right. Go to a new country can't even work an atm she deserved it and should go back to her own country.

>>81100015
>those linked videos

jesus what the fuck happens in singapore

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>>81100155
>the phone book

>>81100201
Yeah try explaining that to a 12 year old.
>Everybody used to get a big yellow book delivered to them that had everybody's phone number in it and that was the only way we knew how to call people like plumbers and electricians

>>81100189
>when the violent seizures start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNvayV2Y24Y

>>81100336
My mother still keeps them when they get delivered. Just in case.

>Watch movie with girl
>Won't stop say "Iphone iphone iphone"
>Not even single brap
>iphone all night
>iphone iphone iphone