Endings That Make You Think

What happened to her?

>>81094090
Fuck you I haven't watched that movie

one of the worst movies ever

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYSOjuGdmvI
>The guy is a total beta orbiter for her
>Pays for her abort (pregnant by the chad of the film), nurses her, comforts her and finally confesses his love to her
>She accepts him and everything is looking bright for the young man
>A week later she's having a bday party
>The guy comes to the party late (bc he was buying some jewellery to her)
>Finds her with the original Chad
>She doesn't give a fuck and dumps the betaorbiter like a wet rag
>He is devastated for life.
The film isn't that great overall but the last 15min is true 80s teenkino.

>>81094255
explain

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>>81094697
We have to sit through 89 minutes of boring characters and lame jumps scares to get a kinda interesting ending and when it ends you just go "Oh"

>>81094818
Wait a minute, WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK?

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>>81094423
I was just that movie a couple days ago and shit I didn't think they were actually going to go with that ending.

Also he fucked up by not getting with Lucy.

>>81095014
*watch

>>81094423
Something similar to this happened irl to a friend of mine. Women can be cold and calculating creatures.

>>81095045

This isn't Reddit, you don't have to correct yourself when the meaning is obvious.

>>81094090
I took my oneitits to watch this shit flick around the time she was sorta starting to come around to leaving her current dude and start dating me
I'm 100% convinced this is the reason it took an entire year after that for me to finally seal the deal, this shit set my love life back a whole fucking year
I still remember the drive back to her place, it was awkward because we wanted to talk about the movie but couldn't

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>>81094090
>The camera goes black, and cuts in with short sequences of chaos, most likely of Michael, Isabella and Ben flying through their car windshield, their outcome unknown.
>Before the credits start rolling, a title card is shown informing that the case of the Rossi family is still unresolved, followed by another title card directing viewers to a website (www.TheRossiFiles.com, currently defunct) "for more information on the ongoing investigation".

I've never actually seen it but holy hot shit that is the most hilariously awful ending I've ever heard.

>>81095014
Yeah i was pretty surprised as well, the main guy gets the girl is like a standard in these kind of films.

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>>81095257
>it was awkward because we wanted to talk about the movie but couldn't
well why not. You could've talked about trivia regarding Chernobyl. Like the Elephant's foot. Fucking cockass.

>>81095257
dumbass

>>81094090
>Chernobyl horror movie
>not comfy adaptation of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. game about based Slav in discard Soviet military gear, siting around camp fire plying guitar and drink vodka waiting for next morning when they will go into Zone
>feels bad men

>>81094106
> swarmed by the recaptured patients
gang rape

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>Vladimir and Gedevan accept Uef and Wefs plan to take them back home after they retrieve the gravitsapa
>Wef and Uef trick them and actually take them to their desolate homeworld
>They say that if they keep playing as a travelling band then they could easily by the planet and the air for it as well
>Vlad and Gedevan go outside and take off their air masks, accepting their fate
>The wanderer comes back to them saying he has the ability to take them back in time roughly 15 minutes, and they accept
>This time Vlad and Gedevan force Wef and Uef to take them home
>however they are all stopped at the center of the galaxy by the people of planet alpha
>they explain that they dont like visitors and have turned wef and uef into cacti
>Vlad and Gedevan convince them that they are human, and to let not only send them back to earth, but free wef and uef
>they agree and they both get sent back to earth at the points they were in the beginning of the movie
>when they are in the city streets, they do not recognize eachother
>a street sweeper moves by with a flashing light
>both of them instinctively bow and say koo
>they see eachother do this and instantly remember
>the camera pans up to the stars where we hear the faint and depressed voices of wef and uef singing their song

>>81095257
Dude, you never take a girl to a horror movie unless, they're a) REALLY into it or b) you've already sealed the deal.

>>81095284
>Before the credits start rolling, a title card is shown informing that the case of the Rossi family is still unresolved, followed by another title card directing viewers to a website (www.TheRossiFiles.com, currently defunct) "for more information on the ongoing investigation".

So the whole movie is just an ad for the website?

I was watching porn with my sister until I found out I was looking at the mirror.

>>81094423
>>81094423
This felt like an educational flick than a romcom.

>>81094106
She lived happily ever after! ^^

>>81094423
He should've just banged the hottie the fat kid was dancing with, hardly tough competition.

>>81096490
She was super into chemistry that semester, I told her about chernobyl and she made the connection in her head about nuclear chemistry and whatnot so we went
She was super excited but that was short-lived

>>81098203
why

>>81094423
The ending to this happened to me a few years ago, except I was the guy who got her pregnant and it didn't last long when we got back together. To be fair, she probably pity-dated the orbiter after we broke up for good. For his sake I hope so, otherwise he would've gone full Eliot Rodgers

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