YOU DONT GET TO BRING FOOD

Mr. Assanti, I'm Dr. Now

>>81093963
You don't get to bring food.

>>81093963
Was getting fat part of your plan?

>fat person, I want you to *proceeds talking in a thick albanian accent*
>fat americans just nod and agree

I bet the fatties aren't even malicious, they just don't understand what the doctor is saying.

breaking this bed
WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>81093963
The diet lists me, Princess, my nurses here, but only one of you!

Would a "big guy" joke be too on the nose?

No brother, they expect one of us in the hospital

>>81094328
kek

NOTHING! I GAINED NOTHING!

>>81093963
Or perhaps he's wondering why you would treat a man before kicking him out of a hospital.

>>81094287
First one to fast gets to stay on my clinic.

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KAOOOOOOOOOOOOORI!

What's the next step in your weight loss program?!

Was getting fat part of your master plan?

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NEXT ONE TO LOSE 50 POUND GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT

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>>81093883¨
it's basically yogurt with no fat and twice the protein

really popular among gymfags here and is great with berries

If I pull off that pizza, will you die?

>>81094277
One time I was in a psych ward and I had a pooinloo doctor and I openly mocked his accent. All the other crazies became my friend after that incident

>>81094381
you're a big guy

>>81094328
Have we started the tidal wave?

If you ate this burger would you die?

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Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask

>>81094381
>perhaps he's wondering why you would wear underwear when your dick is already covered

>>81094381
I can't tell what sort of clothing that is supposed to be, and is it two-toned or just completely blue and those are stains from where hes wiped his fingers.

WEIGHT GAIN?

TELL MY ABOUT JAMES
WHY DO YOU BRING HIM THE FOOD

>>81094401
Skyr vs kvark.
Need the rundown on what's the difference.

>>81094390
killed it

>>81094392
What if someone shopped Princess and the Indian Nurse's faces onto the guards

Who paid you to deliver the pizza?

>>81094605
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR AN ENABLER DAd

lotta loyalty for a hired nurse

if youre not full on autist chuckling at this thread get off of this board

This is the worst thread on /tv/ right now.

Which brother is /r9k/ and which one is /b/?

Is Dr. Now, dare I say it, our guy?

Well congratulations you made yourself fat!

>>81094713
GET THIS HOTHEAD A PIZZA

Chew Kang, winner of the Mortal Komfat tournament, and defender of Girth Realm

>>81094713
Now's not the time for filet mignon.

That comes later.

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>>81094328

A+

>>81094728
in that scenario, Justin would obviously be /r9k/ and Steven /b/

But steven is more like an amalgamation of /b/ and /pol/

NOBODY CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THR OXYGEN MASK.

>>81093963
Perhaps he's wondering why someone would snatch every motherfucker birthday before going to the hospital.

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>>81093963
>>81094328
>>81094392
>>81094473
>>81094605

part 2 when

>>81094544
Skyr is just a pricy brand of kvark, and only faggots eat it.

>>81094544
skyr is basically the icelandic variant with slight less fat/kcal but at the cost of slight less protein

>>81094850
>/pol/
nah steven just says things for attention

>>81095015
6 days

>>81094428
>One time I was in a psych ward

What. You know that's not a casual fact you drop in like going to the store. Elaborate.

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>>81094315
NOT FROM A JEDI

im eating this pizza and leaving no pieces left

>>81094277
He spends enough time in hospitals to get used to the accent.

>>81095153
no brother, they expect crust left in the box

>>81095018
Are you calling Egil Skallagrimson a faggot? Because his eating of skyr is well documented. Say that to his face and he'll puke a bunch of ale and skyr based vomit on you.

Then again Egil grew old, failed to die a violent death, and was mocked by children in his senilty, so you might be on to something.

>>81094428
>mocking doctors in a psych ward
If I were in the psych ward I think I'd try to be polite instead.

>>81094472
If I removed this leg would you die?

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>>81095203

>>81095087
>>81095303
I didn't want to be there. I have low-functioning borderline personality disorder, which presents itself kind of like schizophrenia. Really sucks

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Why did no one tell me our boy Steven was on Dr.Phil and was on somekind of Big brother bootleg version where he actually did choirs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASGkG7mdIs4

>>81095722
Do you homework , habib

He was on Dr.Phil too made a video smearing peanutbutter on his face saying he's a nigger
sings and dances to Lady Gaga
talks gay
extremely racist
grabs his own boobs
made an audition video for The Biggest Loser
i think im in love
anyone else want to sit on his face and really give him something to eat?

>>81094277

>Albanian accent

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First person to lose 50 pound by end of month gets to stay on my aircraft.

Is there a link? I must observe this kino.

>>81094713
I'M TIRED OF HOTHEADS AND CHICKEN LISA, I"M SICK OF IT

How funny would it be to see a cannibal tribes reaction to this thing being dropped on a beach for them

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I wish I knew how to quit you, /tv/

>>81097122
>>81097122
https://www.tlcgo.com/my-600-lb-life/steven-justins-story-part-1/

>>81094428
>mocking the accent of the dude who's trying to help you while you're in the psych ward

You sound like a piece of shit desu

>>81094428
Did you take them all fishing?

>>81094174
Dr. Pavel, I'm Dr. Now

>>81098270
It was just a bad time of my life. I wanted help but I couldn't understand a word he was saying, which was really frustrating

someone might be doing a stream of it now, anyone for this shit

Anyone have show ad free?

>>81094277
the name is armenian, you moron

>>81093963
Dr. Ewanyafrenzaded

>>81093963
>>81094428
Are there even any white doctors left in the US?
Why the fuck did you let these shitskins take your jobs?

>>81099731
Plenty, but you'll mainly find them at higher paying hospitals.

>>81093963
Uhh, you don't get to bring eggrolls

Christ americans have fucking awful taste in television

>>81099944

maybe you're just a pleb

>>81099944
our tv and pizza is better. the metric system is for fags. deal with it.

>>81100065
Then why does the us army use metric? Check mate communist.

>>81100100
Our military is so awesome that they need the slight distraction of converting so they don't conquer the whole world on accident. Super checkmate faggot.

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>>81094392

>>81096706
Dr. Now's nationality is subject to change, just like this Japanese anime board is subject to be called a Laotiaon puppetry board or a Mongolian calligraphy board.

>>81094381
Why does he look familiar?

>>81100100
Because of NATO
And the communist homosexual plot that has effectively made the military gay.
>Subversion accomplished, Tovarish

>>81098270
fuck off, you have no idea what you're talking about

>>81100388
>Why does he look familiar?

he did videos on youtube years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb8u8J0RUNA

>>81097066
awful

This is on right now. It says New episode but it's the Steven one everyone keeps posting.

or perhaps hes wondering why would you fast a man before draining his fat through a tube.

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GAIN?

>>81101305
Holy shit, no this is great, now it has additional text commentary. Im fucking loving how they just noted his subway sandwich he ate was 1030 cals and 36grams of fat.

>>81098509
Is it? His bio says he got his M.D. at Tehran University in Iran

>>81101873
I think they have done that for all his food he's eaten on the trip so far. Also he just broke the bed.

all those cutie nurses and he's not even ashamed. Feel bad for them.

>the last time they were hospitalized together nurses said Steven was the devil and Justin was an angel

>>81101958
There are Armenians in Iran. Like 1% of the population but they're there.

I'm pretty shocked Steven can actually walk at his weight.

>>81102223
Painkillers

any recommended episodes where the people are actually complient and have long-term success? the last two episodes are the first two i watched and I'd like to at least have some that resolve well

Dr. Zow just BTFO Steven
"You come from up North but you here in Texas, You gonna have to shape up."

>>81102794
If these people had any self control they wouldn't have reached this point.

>>81093963
>for most people pulling your hair out is an expression
based dr now

>>81103220
The doc seems to have upped his ante this season by a huge margin. He's mainly all chill and being a kindly grandpa in the past seasons but in this current season he's flat out gotten angry at the fatties while also throwing out a bunch of banz.

>>81095722
>choirs

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>>81093963
Dr. Who?

>>81103284
usually he's a fucking saint on the show but you can tell he has a book of this shit written down from interacting with these people

>>81103284
To be fair, the fatties in this season are way worse than the previous ones. Oh, and I think they're also even fatter than before. At this rate they'll have to change the show's name to My 700 (or maybe even 800) lb Life.

>>81103435
Ashyldr refused our offer in favor of yours, we have to find out what she told you

>>81099944
>le americans do this and like that!!!

oh cringe another naive yuropleb

no retard, the jews did this.

>>81093963
The flight plan I filed with the hospital lists: me, my paramedics here, but only 300 pounds of you. First one to lose weight gets to stay on my medevac .

>>81102794
>expecting any of these behemoths ever to change their ways
>particularly when they aren't really getting help in this series, they're just a meme with a meme doctor

I think in real life, people with weight problems this extreme have to go through extensive procedures, multiple practiced medical hands, and a shit ton of other stuff to make any appreciable difference.

This show is basically "lets look at how gross this fatass is and then have them meet an albanian guy to yell at them for being fat"

>>81099731

because Americans waste all their time shitposting on cantonese anime forums rather than studying

>>81094277
he's iranian

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>>81093963
This dude is why I respect the fuck out of healthcare workers who have to deal with unruly patients on a regular basis, especially after working in the industry and hearing horror stories about people being flown in from cruise ships and other shit.

>>81098509

if it ended with ian i would say he was for sure but it just ends in an. he could just be iranian.

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Anon, I wahnt you thu loshz fifty pawnds by the end of thish shentence.

>>81094381

why did neither him nor his brother shave their disgusting pube growth facial hair?

it's one thing to want to cover up your 7 chins, but when you've got no facial hair to speak of shave that disgusting shit off.

>>81105619
he is iranian

OUT, AM I?

>>81100176
Embarrassing

>>81094381
If my legs ever got like that I would kill myself, what is even his purpose in living?

Man does anyone have a stream for the first episode? TLC just won't play, it keeps playing ads over and over. I've looked everywhere and not found a link.

What's the next step in your diet plan?

Crashing this piss bottle

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>>81099944
>not watching fatkino

>>81094381
where the fuck does he get undies that big? are those shit stains?
How does he take them on and off?

>>81095061
But i don't plan to live that long

>>81105672

i know he's from iran. that guy was arguing that he's ethnically armenian.

>>81093963
*calls for a nurse*

what now bitch?

>>81105775
he's iranian

>>81105655
do you even watch the show? since when does dr now talk like that

>>81102794
Amber

>>81098270
poos are the worst doctors

>>81105794

ok good. that's what i thought.

>>81094381
What are those brown stains on his skin?

>>81102260
If he stopped taking them would he die?

>>81102794
Who the fuck would want to watch that?

Are people unironically watching this?

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Hello anon, how are you doing today?

You have to lose 50 pounds before you can respond to this post

Do these fatties brush their teeth and all that? I have bad morning breath and I can't imagine the smells emitting from their mouths would smell be like

>>81105756
It's a blanket

>>81105811
I sure do; how does he talk like, then? He's got a lisp and has a hard time pronouncing S and TH sounds, as well as elongating A sounds. How was I supposed to have depicted that?

>>81105813

He is Iranian.

Fun Fact: I had an Iranian women surgeon fix my lazy eye. My eyes use to be shit, like literally retarded looking. Now it's has 20/20 vision, perfect depth perception and looks normal. Fucking hug that bitch to death a month after the surgery. She did an amazing job.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrnIPg5hyYM

try to watch this without raging

>>81105921
Fun fact: Making the same post over and over without following the context of the conversation doesn't make you sound smart

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>tfw only ate 800 calories today

>>81096450
I knew a chick who had this fetish once before. She was freaky and wrote erotic fiction.

>>81105978
What did you eat?
I need to cut down immensely but my cravings hit hard.

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>>81105970
>Making the same post over and over

holy shit you are literally retarded

>>81105402
t. never watched episodes other than james and steven

>>81105917
not like sean connery tbqhf

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>>81100100
>>81099944
>>81100377
>>81100388

>>81105928

i think a lot of people on this show have dependent personality disorder in addition to a litany of other psychological and personality disorders.

they seem to be unable to function independently and i think perhaps part of the reason why they have eaten themselves to a state of basic immobility is that they know they can use the fact that they are bedridden to get others to cater to their every need.

steven seems to even get a perverse pleasure out of having those poor nurses bathe him. i know nurses make decent money, and they deserve every penny for dealing with people like him.

>>81105879
hell yeah dude this show fucking owns

>>81105995
I had a protein bar, a 100 calorie cup of pudding, and a sandwich with rye bread, tomato, avocado, a few slivers of onion, and some mustard. I used to get cravings constantly and just eat all day out of hunger or boredom but now I just eat once a day and feel fine. For me, eating one big meal every 24 hours or so is much easier than eating three or four small meals throughout the day--I've lost 24 pounds in just the past few weeks. Good luck, anon.

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>>81105978

>tfw Steven's story encouraged me to not order pizza tonight (3500 calories, I would have devoured it all over the course of the evening) and instead eat a grilled ham and cheese with tomato soup
We're all g-gonna make it, r-right?

>>81105995
Not that anon, but fiber one bars have been really helpful. Have two for breakfast with water or black coffee and it really keeps you from being starving by lunch, same with one after dinner, totally keeps me from snacking in the middle of the night. Drinking lots of water really helps too.

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>>81105402
Henry from season 1 was a positive episode. He stuck to the diet and went from ~600lbs down to 250-275lbs with healthy blood pressure.

Unlike the true sloths he had the right attitude - he said the surgery isn't a magical cure and that he had to put in the work. Soon as he got home from the hospital his entire family was gorging on McDonald's and he just sat there eating none of it while saying "Why did I have to come home now? I wish I was back at the hospital"

>>81094850
does anyone else feel bad for justin? he seems like he's actual trying to lose weight.

>>81106240
I've actually lost about 15 pounds since fatkino started being posted here for this exact reason. We got this, anon.

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>>81106178
This is why I don't try.

>>81105843
parts of his skin has died.

>>81105402
There was that one episode with the Dad and his Qt wife that was really heartwarming, ended with him happily playing with his kid, having lost a ton of weight and seeming really motivated to keep going.

I hope he gets there.

>>81106290

They need to air more episodes with hateable fat people because those are strong encouragement to not gorge like a pig when I really want to eat until I get a food coma

>>81106278

you've got to be kidding.

he's not trying to lose weight at all. he could have gotten weight loss surgery completely paid for by TLC and instead he couldn't even look at dr. now and went back to new england to continue eating himself into the same state his brother is currently in.

i have no sympathy for him whatsoever. he might not be as big a nightmare as steven is, but he seems to blame steven for all of his family's problems and the fact that his dad has to pay for his pizzas every night. i can't imagine justin's food bill is much cheaper than his brothers.

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>>81102794
Sean

>>81106268
he died.

>>81105402

Spotted the newfriend who didn't start watching fatkino until James' episode aired

>DONT FUCK WIT ME BROAD IM IMMOBILE SITTING IN MAH PISS

>>81106278
As much of a pile of shit as Steven is, I feel bad for both of them. Their mother really did a number on them

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>he just fell in love with pizza
>i couldnt control him

>>81105402
>>81106154
This. And I'd like to point out something. This show is called my 600 lb life. The two recent episodes that have so captivated this board's imagination involved men who were in the ballpark of 800 lbs. I don't mean to minimize the problem that being 600 lbs is, but that extra couple hundred pounds seems to really heighten the morbidity of the episodes.

Why do people get so mad at Fatkino?

>>81106646
they are fat

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>>81106646

These threads get pruned by a janny who does not want to admit he has a problem

>>81106646

Isn't it obvious? They are fat disgusting slobs themselves. It's like looking hard into a mirror for them.

>>81094473

>gain

underrated

>>81106370
>When you lay in the bed so long you start to meld with it through osmosis.

>>81106371
In a bus crash

Fuck/Marry/Kill
>Lupe
>Penny
>Amber

For grills and gay fags
>James
>Steven
>Sean

>>81094492
Where do you even get underwear that big? Is it a car cover or something

so part 1 of the assanti boys saga is 2 hrs and then thers a part 2 episode?...fuck this is a lotta fatkino

>>81106979
Kill Lupe, Fuck Amber, Marry Penny.

>>81093963
>>81094277
Dr.Now speaks with his accent, yet he also uses Texad slang like "y'all"

>>81105917
>>81106291
i thought it was great, don't listen to him

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When the fuck does this show air holy shit that was so lulzy watching it with /tv/

>>81099731
because a med degree from a 3rd world country that cost $10 to get is apparently just as good as one from America that costs nearly a million to get

>an actual field-leading doctor who helped pioneer current laproscopic bariatric surgery
>actual people getting actual help
>no fake shit or stupid contests

reality tv is supposed to be shitty and fake, how is this working?

>>81107257

They have a good mix of success stories and complete fuck ups. It can't be all of one or the other.

the fact that the two bros hate each other so much is really sad.

>>81102794
Season 1, look up Henry.

>>81107191
Wednesdays at 8pm

>>81094381
Anyone else jealous of Steven?
He has that cute Flip twink nurse to increase his dilaudid drip and probably bathe him

>>81105978

That's too little. You probably ended up gaining a bit because you're in starvation mode.

>>81094468
Yes, the water rises!

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MUH
LAYGZ

>>81107315
Season 1 they followed the people for 7 years, one story was really sad where this guy lost all the weight then got a disease that pretty much paralyzed him and he gained a lot of it back

>>81094354
underrated

>>81093963
>>81094381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVnX9lXbxqM

Friendly reminder.

>>81107515

NOW'S NOT THE TIME FOR CARBS
THAT COMES LATER

>>81094381
Was Steven the most kino one yet?

>>81099731
they work much harder for them honestly

>>81107551
That episode was the most meme filled I've seen and I watched it long before /tv/ memed it

Stevens such a bitch

>>81107551

It was meme-tastic as fuck. I think Boogie could come close in terms of meme factor if they got his fat ass on the show.

>>81107605
He would never ever do it being a fat hog is how he gets ass pats and money off jew tube

>>81107649

I don't think he would lose any weight but it would be entertaining to watch him get his shit slapped around by Dr. Now as he makes excuses

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Stop eating food.

>in addition to demanding attention, Steven has been aggressively photographing the nurses with his tablet

>>81094381
Now I remember why he seems so familiar, based Jim did a video about him awhile ago.

>>81093963
MODS AND JANNYS HATE HIM!

>>81094392
He didn't diet so good.

Theyre playing it again right now on TLC

oh shit Dr N just took Steven's call button away

>>81107407
>starvation mode
Please stop with this meme.

>>81102794
There was a black school teacher mother of 5 who dropped about 200lbs during the show.

CINDAHBLAHKS

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>>81108145
the really important question is if it stayed dropped and if not for how long

>>81108570
only Steven was in that one too...

>be cayaful, though, wit da pea... cuz if you tip dat plate and dat pea rolls awf... deah goes yoah lass suppah

the dad rules

>>81095578
It relieves me to know that someone who would be an asshole like that is fucked up in the head. I still have a little hope that rational and sane human beings aren't the ones who are being complete assholes.

>>81105903
A fatty's mouth smells about the same as any other persons'.

It's the rest of the body you have to watch out for

The father being an enabler was pretty evident when he admitted that he knew that his wife was an alcoholic and he didn't do anything about it. It's sad, because he still is and what's worse is how he completely shut down the other one when that fact was pointed out. The father is just as guilty as the brothers. They ALL need therapy.

>>81108570
>rent medical RV
>destroy the bed

>>81105843
Dead skin, tissue, flesh, etc.

His legs are basically rotting.

>>81105843

Precursor to the debilitating condition known as "MuhLehgs Syndrome" we saw with James last week.

>>81108675
I'm surprised he's such an enabler. Seems like a real blue collar kind of guy, not sure why he would let his fatso sons leech off him so easily.

the one that's on now has little fun factoids in the corner of the screen....apparently Justin does the finances for his dad.

>>81106200
>hell yeah dude this show fucking owns

Did I wake up back in 2006?

>>81108903
>surprised he's such an enabler

He turned a willing blind eye to his wife's drinking. He probably got the alcohol for her.

I am even willing to bet that he just let her beat them, too, w/o saying a word.

>>81108903

Guarantee it's because he feels guilty for letting their worthless mom fuck their shit up and he blames himself for their problems. And he does deserve some blame, but he also needs to know tough love is necessary if he wants either son to live past 40.

>>81108968
>wanting Steven to live past 40

>>81108977

Fair enough but the other one is still redeemable, yet the dad just let him autistically stare into his phone instead of discussing his serious weight problem with the best weight-loss surgeon in the world.

>>81108975
I did some other bad things.. I was forced to be there and it really isn't a good thing for borderline people to be put in situations like that

>>81107480
So is that all just caused by being extremely fat?

>>81108975
>I almost laughed out loud then later found it to be kind of profound.

Do you realise that you're crazy/sound crazy? Is that a normal thing for you to experience?

>>81093963
My hospital lists me, my medical staff, and only 600 pounds of you. The next one who diets gets to stay in my intensive care treatment.

Perhaps he's wondering why you'd feed a man before putting him on a weight loss plan?

>>81107480
this pleases nurgle

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>>81094428
When I was in a psych hospital we got to watch T2 and at the ending scene, after over an hr of silent viewing, a black guy doped up on Haldol asked if there were "places like dat in reel life wer its reel hot like?"

I laughed legit crazy for an hour straight it was one of the funniest things that's ever happened in my life. I immediately felt better.

>>81094315
Not enough
But you're a (really) big guy now get me a pizza

>>81108538

CINDER WHO???

>>81107515
Doctor Pavel refused our weight loss regiment in favor of yoursh. We had to find out if he's dieting.

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>>81108570

>>81108570
>>81109560
>only has four wheels to support the weight of that blob

Reminder that thiccfags fap to this shit.

>>81107480
What the fuck is that?

>so fat that you're stuck and can't even kill urself

>>81100388

He's one of the game grumps

>>81102794
S04E03 - Chad did well

>>81110098

Fucking Chad always wins

apology mean nothing

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>When Steven's dad is taking no shit from Steven after he broke the bed
>Let's get your ass in the bed!

>>81109758
Lymphedema and/or cellulitis probably

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>>81110739

>Are you on a hunger strike?
Dr. Bantz

>>81100388
You may be familiar with this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-83nEuXTjBE

>>81110739
>father is a loveable wop stereotype
>brother is a gentle anxious neckbeard

I was expecting both of them to be much worse

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>>81111187

>>81111111

>>81097634
LOL

>>81102794
Chuck in season 2 lost about 400 lbs

>>81111187
the dad was fucking hilarious.

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>>81108570
they should use a half-track next time

>>81112840
Too great a risk in making an unscheduled stop at an incinerator on the way down from Rhode Island Anon.

>>81106951
>Henry Foots, who was featured in season 1, died of an illness unrelated to his weight loss surgery in 2013.

That's pretty shitty. One of the few people who actually tried ended up dying due to an unrelated issue.

>>81111187
His brother is also a faggot. I love how the editors go out of their way to make the fat people look bad.

>"Yeah I know I should be following Dr. Now's diet but I really haven't had the time recently and all the tests said I'm okay"
>literally playing with a r/c car and playing video games while the audio is playing

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>>81112891
they'll just have to take their chances

>>81111685

I love that guy I wish he was my dad

>>81093963
ITT: /tv/ loves a show that makes their 300lb ass look healthy

>>81107605

i doubt it. he's fat as fuck but he's not in denial about his weight nor does he treat people around him like shit.

besides if he wanted bariatric surgery he could of gotten it a while ago. he's got plenty of youtube bucks.

>>81108903
His son threatens to submit false police reports about his father abusing him if he doesn't get what he wants

>>81113125
Solution: move phone 10 feet away from him and say "Call the cops now fatty"

>>81108119

not a meme.

the best way to lose weight is to eat several small meals a day of about 200-300 calories each. this keeps your metabolism going and helps you to lose weight faster. also you want to eat mostly protein and barely any carbs.

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It says here youre still fat

>>81113154
Steven can actually walk short distances himself.
It just takes him like 30 minutes to sit up before he can do that

>>81113192
then unplug it, see if he's able to bend over to plug it back in without falling over

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Please god tell me that they just used pattern bed sheets, otherwise what in the ever loving fuck?

>>81113237

Looks like blood from hemorrhoids.

>>81108968

this. he definitely feels guilty for what his sons went through with their alcoholic mother. i mean both of his kids are pretty much fucked for life because of their childhoods.

however i think they need to get into therapy so they can start to function as adults instead of being stuck in a permanent state of adolescence.

parents almost always enable their kids if they have the means to do so. tough love is a very difficult thing to do and they fear they could lose their kids forever if they don't give them what they want.

>>81105850
It would be extremely painful

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>he's asking for pain medicine every 10 minutes then he spilled urine on the floor

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>>81102794
Amber Rachdi

>>81113264
or just the pustules on his legs oozing from infection due to his lymphatic system being unable to clear infections and his skin being stretched so thin across 800lbs that it tears open easily.

>>81113186
>eat mostly protein and barely any carbs
So you want to stay hungry, and not be able to shit? Sounds good.

>>81113301
The nurse who said that was so close to crying while giving that interview.
I felt really sorry for her

>>81113276
Steven probably also knows all the right buttons to push by now. He's a fucking con-artist and he learns and fucking memorizes what he has to do and say to get what he wants with different people, I guarantee you that.

He's such a blatantly manipulative piece of fucking shit. When he's crying that his dad and brother are leaving it's almost certainly 30% actual sadness and 70% annoyance that his easiest marks for getting whatever fuck he want's are going to be out of his reach.

He is absolutely fucking disgusting.

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>>81107480

HOW ARE THESE PEOPLE STILL ALIVE

Gonna watch the new episode now. Was it as kino as we hoped?

>>81113103
It's like when 5/10s hang out with 2/10s. Hot by comparison, all they have to do is tape a tablet to their belly and play this nonstop.

>>81113186

it is a meme, the difference is insignificant

>>81094401
Quark in German is just cottage cheese basically. not the same exact thing, but very similar.

>>81113424
Stevens almost Chris-chan tier desu

>>81113493
How hard would it be to make CWC a 600 pounder?

>>81094850
steven is actually more like /b/, because he just says racist shit for attention

>>81113504
Surprisingly hard. He eats like absolute shit yet he couldn't be more than 350 lbs. Maybe once his metabolism slows down he'll hit the big six double O.
I think it also helps he likes spending his excess income on toys and vidya too, instead of just junk food.

>>81098509
His last name is actually Persian.

>>81106291
For future reference, the best way to depict his speech is with the tiny letters.

Like this: ᴴᵉᶫᶫᵒ ᴬᶰᵒᶰ ᵐʸ ᶰᵃᵐᵉ ᶦˢ ᴰᵒᶜᵗᵒʳ ᴺᵒʷᶻᵃʳᵃᵈᵃᶰ⋅
ᴵ ʰᵉᵃʳ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ᶦᶰᵗᵉʳᵉˢᵗᵉᵈ ᶦᶰ ᵇᵉᶦᶰᵍ ᵃ ᶜᵃᶰᵈᶦᵈᵃᵗᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ʷᵉᶦᵍʰᵗ ᶫᵒˢˢ ˢᵘʳᵍᵉʳʸ⋅

>>81113186
This is 100% bullshit and there's no science whatsoever to back it up. In fact science goes against this that's the whole point to doing Intermittent Fasting.

>>81113321
Think that moron meant keto.

>>81113186
You're behind on your weight loss memes dude. Now the meme if you eat fewer meals per day so your body produces less insulin and you don;t build up a resistance to it.

>>81106979
Fuck and marry Amber 100%, she's actually kind of hot

>>81113306
How is this possible? She's an actual qt pie now.

Her legs have open fucking lesions on them and she still was able to get to a healthy weight. The fuck.

>>81113698
Triumph of the will anon.
Triumph of the will.

>>81107605
The only way they could match Steven's is with the part 2 airing next week, or someone like Boogie.

>>81109125
no this is caused by being lazy and not doing anything. the lack of blood flow or circulation is literally killing his feet/legs.

the brothers look almost exactly like a morbidly obese egoraptor and jontron

>>81113766
Diabetes too probably.

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>>81113698
Thats what happens when you listen to Dr. Now

>>81113698
staying committed to the plan.
having money for more skin removal operations. she prob still special under garments for loose skin.

>>81113667
Not that guy but I lost 60lbs 5 years ago doing the small meals thing but gained back 15 last year because binge eating and depressed. I'm trying the new meme but I feel low energy and like shit all day but the small meals shit was time consuming.

>>81113810
Why do people complicate weight loss? Burn more calories than you eat. It really is that simple.

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>>81113778
And this is what happens when you don't listen.

ARE YOU FORGETTING MY LEGS ARE FAT?

Where can I torrent the latest episode?

>>81113954
No need my dude.
https://www.tlcgo.com/my-600-lb-life/steven-justins-story-part-1/

>>81113971
>https://www.tlcgo.com/my-600-lb-life/steven-justins-story-part-1/

Thanks man

>>81113306
Holy fuck

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>>81113971
>ads

>>81114360
>Tfw the steam just stopped at 1:11:11 and won't get going again.

>>81094277
it's assyrian you fool

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>>81095131
i hate you