>cat cures heroin addiction

Sometimes I wish I was a film executive just so I could greenlight shit like this. I'm sure the job has its downsides but it has got to be funny as fuck.

>>81089051
You're hired

t. Sony

>replaces it with brain parasites

>>81089010
Sounds like a FilmCow skit.

Didn't a cat kill a heroin addict in Trainspotting?

>>81089160
indeed death by toxoplasmosis! nice one

>>81089010
>cures heroin addiction

That's not how it works.

>cat helps someone cope with not using heroin

That's more accurate. Otherwise, you have to take some anti-addiction drugs and hope those work. You may need to try more than one to find the right one for you. Then take it for the rest of your life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXX_OrJbdQE

KINO

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This cat looks unhappy as fuck.

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>>81089633
Bad casting.

>>81089160
Ultimately Renton was at fault

>>81089474
>replace your addiction with another addiction

Or you could just stop doing drugs

>>81089160
Now we need a montage cut with the withdrawal scene in OP.