War Machine Official Trailer

>...the politics

dropped

he's such a fucking terrible actor

>>81087764
This tbqh

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>>81087664
>all those manchildren in the comments thinking it was something to do with some marvel character

>>81087664
Brad Pitt looks like Jude Law here

>>81087664
Title is War Machine but War Machine song isn't playing in the background.

>>81087664
>its a Brad Pitt pulls that stupid face by pushing his chin out film
dropped

>>81087834
Wait it doesn't?
Dropped

Why does he always force that underbite when he's playing a southerner?

>>81087664
Is it autism?

>>81087664
>British Army exists in a Hollywood war movie

Holy shit, who has the secretary of state for culture been giving head too?

>>81087664
>colored unit patches
>wearing high visibility rank
>combat zone
Fucking retarded.

>>81087664
I fucking hate Brad Pitt

hes doing the same goddamn character as Inglorious Basterds

I...AM...ACTING!

>Netfilx
And I should care because....?

It's pretty hard to pretend Afghanistan/Iraq were anything besides horribly mismanaged blunders that served no purpose and actually made things worse for everyone in the long run.

>>81087664
so, is this going to be like Patton? Somewhat semi-biographic about weird military general?

>Mr. Afghan President...I thought you might be worried...about the security...of your shit.

What the fuck is that voice he's doing?

>>81088457
He's channeling George C. Scott

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Is that fucking Cameron

>>81087664
what the fuck? Now we're whitewashing War Machine?

Where is Iron Man? This makes no fucking sense, who asked for this.

>>81088570
Lel.
He'll only ever be known as Cameron.
Alternatively "passenger on Speed".

>>81088745
>Alternatively "passenger on Speed".
Holy fuck I never realized that was him

>>81087664
>character's name is McMahon
>they didn't hire Mr. McMahon to play him

What a shame.

>>81087834

Fuck when I saw this thread I thought it was an Iron Man spin off

>>81088081
>British Army exists in a Hollywood war movie

There's a British army in current year?

>>81087664
Looks shit 2bh

Damn Marvel is white casting here. Wasn't he supposed to be black.

When does tony give him the suit?

>>81088278
They achieved their goals of destabising the middle east and creating dependencies.

EMPIRE!

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>>81087664

>its the jews shilling the military industrial complex episode

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>>81087834
>claims not to be an iron man war machine movie
>mandarin is clearly in it

>all the USA USA USA tier scenes
>every one but the US will appear terrible and retarded
>will have things looking perfect at the end of things

hmmm, I just wanted more war kino

>>81088844
Three men and a bomb-sniffer dog.

>>81088278
afghanistan alone would have been ok.

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>>81087664

>>81089292
Foreman's in it?

>>81088957
>claims to be straight
>behaves like a faggot

>>81088745
I knew a guy in high school that kinda looked like Cameron.

>>81087664

I thought that was George Clooney in the thumbnail

That's the face Brad Pitt makes every time he's trying to act.

>>81087948

He is technically a southerner.

name one original netflix thing that isn't absolute garbage

>inb4 some horrible capeshit show redditors think is good
>inb4 house of shit writing

>>81090694
Death Note will be PURE kino

His fucking old man accent is utter shit and he's using the same mannerisms he utilized in Twelve Monkeys and Fight Club, it doesn't fit an older war hardened man.

I love Brad Pitt but jesus christ man, it's like he's not even trying anymore.

>>81087920
BON JERRRRRRRRRRNO

AT LEAST HE'S FREE OF ANGELINA THAT LUNATIC HARPY

WTF, why is War Machine white?

I hate Marvel now.

>>81088706
Not sure who's trolling who

>>81087664
ok /tv\ recast this with someone who d be good in what pitt is trying to do.

obviously clooney is out of the question.

who can play a jerkoff without actually looking like a jerkoff?

>>81091053
>obviously clooney is out of the question
Why?
I liked Clooney in Three Kings and Men Who Stare at Goats.

>>81091111
those are precisely the movies ìi had in mind when i excluded him. you are confirmed pleb, congrats

>>81090694
Interpretative Dance Guardian Force was ok-ish.

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>>81088428

>>81088428
>not riding your Schwinn to the front

>>81091148
It is you who are the pleb.

>>81088791
Close your eyes and just listen to the audio and it literally does sound like fucking Vince

What the fuck was the afghanistan war even about?

>>81090694
Beasts Of No Nation

>>81090782
A line or two sounded like Snatch.

>>81091309
Securing the goat supply.

>>81087664
Pitt only gets roles because of his looks
he's a pretty average actor who can't do any roles other than "grizzled tough guy who likes hurtin' people" well

>>81087664
Modern American war films are some gay parodies

>>81087918
AND nobody beat up any hookers!

>>81087664
Did they change actors again?
What did Cheadle do?

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Brad Pitt bump.

Almost gave a heck until I saw the netflix logo.

>>81087664
This movie looks incredibly boring.

Brad Pitt is just a terrible actor.

Man, Brad Pitt really is a bad actor, Jewpiro was right.

>>81088570
Fun fact, this guy was 30 when he played Cameron.

If he colored his hair he wouldn't look much different still.

>>81087664
He's legitimately a shit actor. I'm not even memeing, he really is. Shit trailer too, makes me want to avoid this flick at any cost.

>>81087858
He looks like Martin Freeman. Also is this a comedy? Weird tone.

>>81087664
Why are modern military uniforms so shitty?

>>81088791
>Only you can end this monday night war!

>>81087664
looks fucking terrible

This looks legitimately awful.

when I spoke to a few friends that served in the military, they were proud of their work in afghanistan and ashamed of everything about iraq.

>>81094176
bon journo

Has Brad Pitt ever been in a good movie? Snatch I guess. Ocean's Eleven was fun. Fight Club?

>wow killing impoverished brown sand people in the name of western imperialism and oil sure is quirky and fun

>>81094399
Jesse James
Interview
u plebe

>Animal Kingdom
>The Rover

David Michod is better than this

>>81094425
It should be but this movie makes it look pretty boring.

save your subscription clams, watch Generation Kill again

>>81094425
It literally is, trust me I've done it.

>>81094634

You get that Chef Boyardee for killing towelheads?

>>81088957

He actually fucking looks like Hamid Karzai!

>>81094660
Nah, we got some kickass food at the chow hall from contractors on your dime. Thanks for the meal ;^)

>>81094717

You were supposed to say 'Bravery', you jerk

>>81087664
Who the hell talks like that?

>>81090694
Narcos

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Anybody seen War Machine?

>>81087834
I knew it wasn't because as much as I love Don Cheadle he's a terrible War Machine, should have kept the original dude.

>>81090694
Marco Polo, you retarded pleb manchild.

>>81096659
>should have kept the original dude.

He was even worse, he can't even count.

man i dont mind brad pitt but whenever he tries to do an accent or comic role he really come across as "IM ACTING!"

>Hey Scotty you seen War Machine?

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Hey Scotty, you seen War Machine?

>>81096712
He molested Oprah, that must count for something.

>>81096886
>>81096852
>>81095890

Dog-mind

>>81091311
Only good answer so far

>>81096895

>faggot molests Oprah

was he trying to wear her dress?

>>81087764
He's definitely given up. I've noticed he does that same strange southern accent in most of his movies now ever since Inglorious.

>>81087664
Looks alright but the what the fuck is with the accent?

>>81094474
He has dropped off hard since Animal Kingdom. The Rover was decent but you could already tell Animal Kingdom was a fluke in it's qualities.

>>81089372
More like Foreskin haha

>>81087764
this.
and >>81097877

I swear I thought I was watching a scene of inglorious bastards for a second there.

>>81088111
Wouldn't his grey hair tip off any snipers that he's a high ranking officer? Don't see many enlistees with grey hair.

>>81087764
yeah. Inglorious was his last good movie

He used to be great, now he's just a name

>>81091309
oil

>>81087664

>hurr durr support the american empire

Pass.

>>81087664
How the fuck is he so sexy nowadays, is he ACTUALLY aging backwards?

>>81088570

JUST

cant believe brad pitt still looks young

>>81090638
Missouri isn't the south and neither is Kansas (where the general he is 'playing' was born)

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>>81087948
He's not playing a Southerner at all, you fucking imbecile. He's playing Stanley McChrystal.

ATTENTION ALL FAGGOTS AND MORONS WHO DON'T KNOW ANYTHING: this film is an adaptation of a non-fiction work by Michael Hastings.

>>81097099
He was playing with her big tits actually.

>>81099819
He's still doing a stupid southern accent. it's Pitts default IM ACTING mode.

>>81099979
I'm still not incorrect, though.

>>81091309
Fucking up the Taliban and searching for Bin Laden.

>>81087834
>fucking nightcrawler all over again

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>>81087664
I see that facial gesture a little forced.

>>81091311
this
fucking best war film of the last 5 years

>>81100062
Yeah, for the first 90 days. We've been fighting Afghans ever since. When McChrystal took over the Afghan campaign, the CIA's estimate of the number of al-Qaeda operatives in AfPak was 40.

40.

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Why do Americans make movies about how they trick poor people into killing innocent civilians all around the world for oil companies?

>war machine
>not wehrmacht
dropped

This trailer felt so weirdly off beat to me

After 3 minutes I still don't really understand the premise here, the first 40 seconds made it look like a comedy. The rest felt like a weird mix of serious drama and spoof

>>81099151
Oil in Afghanistan?

>>81098611
E-6+ NCOs can definitely have greying hair. Also, shitskins dont read between the lines like that. They look for rank patches and salutes from lower enlisted or other officers.

>>81088111
>>81098611
You're both absolute morons.

>>81090453
I could see how you would, arent those actors inseperable?

>>81100408
Oil pipelines to China.

>>81088428
YES THIS IS HAMID KARZAI, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

>>81102303

>RAPPORT, FUCKING MORON

EVEN THE WORST COENS MOVIE HAS ITS GEMS

why is brad pitt absolutely GOAT in some movies (interview with a vamp, tree of life, the assassination) but total shit in others? does he only act well if the movie is good?

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>>81102399
>burn after reading
>worst coens movie

>>81091309
Honestly? Opium.

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>>81102399
You think that's the worst Coens movie?!

is burn after reading a good movie?

>>81088278
That was the whole point. A destabalized Middle East is what we want. Last thing we need is the Middle East becoming a regional power.

>>81103757
Yes. Brad's best role IMO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kMyom2sHyA

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>>81100402
Tragicomedy? The dramatic tone is way off though. Pitt's still playing the trainer in Burn After Reading.

>>81088081
Sure, they're on hand whenever America needs a few errands done.

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>>81103171
>>81103697
ITS UP THERE WITH THE LADYKILLERS, INTOLERABLE CRUELTY IS PROBABLY THE WORST

HUDSUCKER PROXY IS MOST UNDERRATED

>>81104299
End yourself, autist.

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>>81104377
STAY MAD BURNSHITTER

>>81104450
Fix your caps lock, pleb.

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>>81104468
THREW AWAY THE KEY

>>81104553
No you shoved it up your bungus.

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>>81100245
Why do jews make movies about how they trick americans into tricking poor people into killing innocent civilians around the world for oil companies?

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>>81104573
0/10 CRY MORE KIDDO

>>81104620
>literal butthurt because of key in his butt
Burn After Reading is the #1 Movie Of All Time That Changed The Cinema Forever

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>>81087664
Wtf, I love wars for ZOG now!

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>>81104647
YFW ABATAP GOT SPETSNAZ'D DURING PUTINS CRIMEA GRAB

this look horrible

Remind me of a tv show, but in the format of a movie

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>>81104780
Abatap was sent to the gulag long before that for being a furry

>>81098340
I laughed way too hard at this

>>81087664
A political war movie? On Netflix? From the producers of The Big Short

Guaranteed shit

>>81100146
kek he looks like bill hader in that screenshot.
looks like brad pitt went full jim carrey mode with all that grimaces...

>>81088081
>>81088844
Prince Harry served in the Army Air Corp in Afghanistan

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>>81104804
NEYNEY IS A HELLUVA DRUG

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>>81088957
Idk why I am laffing

>>81100225
Because the Taliban refuse to die.

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>>81104959
AND HE FLEW AN APACHE (BOEING)

CHAINGUNNED SOME TERRISTS FOR US

THE SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP, WHENEVER WE FREEDOM SOME RAGHEAD COUNTRY A COUPLE BRITS GET TO ADVENTURE ALONG

>>81101630
Said the faggot to someone ACTUALLY in the Army.

>>81106628
Yeah and also I'm a marine. So there.