>Joins DC
> Put on a strict lifting schedule by Zack "Attack" Snyder
Is he on the way to becoming a true uncucked DChad director?
>>81087509
>chad
>balding
Pick one.
Joss is the newest member of the #SwoleLeft
>Excited to join the team, Zack's training regimen sounds overwhelming, but in the end I know it'll be worth it.
Can he make it?
>>81087509
löl he's a feminist, he's got an inverse dick
BRAVO JOSH
tfw when josh completely switches over due to burst of testosterone and just puts all the female characters in batgirl in harley quinn skwad-esque attire
>>81087564
u wot mate?
>>81087564
Johns was balding until like 2 years ago.
>>81087564
Hahaha yeah i know right
>>81087509
Is this truly standalone or is it part of the DCEU?
>caring about batgirl
You capeshitters are pathetic
>>81088266
Part of the DCEU so Betfleck and Commissioner Simmons will undoubtedly be in it
>>81087509
No he will forever be the king of cucks. If anything, he will pull DC to the realm of cuckoldry.
>>81087738
Zack can cure anything! Even feminism!
>>81087509
Bruh. OH NONONONONONO
>>81088449
If he ruins the Battfleck, I will personally choke the life from him.
>>81088724
>implying you could survive a headbutt from the Whedmelon
That dude's skull is as thick as a mountain goat's, bro.
>The Batman by Matt Reeves
>Nightwing by Chris McKay
>Batgirl by Joss Whedon
Seems like the DCEU will be saved from the Snyder Cancer.
>>81088133
i wish he did gay porn
>>81088248
>5'10
lmfao
>>81089087
>implying snyder wont direct the bat family teamup movie
Snyder's all-good but he's not all-powerful. I think Whedon is too consumed by the cuck to be saved.
>>81090072
Snyder obsession with violence could actually fit a character like Azrael, Red Hood or Damian. He should do that instead.
>>81090328
what he really should do is direct the new Conan movie with Schwarzenegger, last I heard the got a fucking woman for it
Snyder seems like the only director who could get it right and make a proper sequel to the 1982 movie
>>81090479
Literally I don't care. I would prefer to see Snyder to ruin more beloved capeshit characters.
Maybe somehow he'll finally make a good superhero flick. I severely doubt it, but I hold a slither of hope.
>>81090552
>slither
*sliver
Thats DC for you
>>81087614
klinefelter or bearmode fag with problem glasses
I'd just take the bullet if I were him
>>81089087
did they finally get some sense and decide to do just focus on batman related characters now?
>>81091229
Hopefully. Rumor is that the next Batman film is gonna be a soft reboot.
>>81091229
they're waiting to see how JUSTice league will turn out before doing any other heroes non bat related. the bat ones are gaurentee hits.
>>81091273
>I read it on 4chan
>>81087509
>chad
>comic book movies
keep dreaming retard. absolutely nothing about capeshit is traditionally "cool".
>>81091874
Except for the fact that superheroes are the most "traditionally cool" pieces of entertainment in modern times. The best stories of the old days are just prototypical superhero stories. Just look at the Iliad and the Odyssey.
>>81091874
They're chads when they play dota, csgo, etc
"gamer chads" if you will. Picture related
>>81088518
>Zack can cure anything! Even feminism!
By making Joss hang around sweaty shirtless men ?
>>81087509
Joss needs someone who can tell him no, like he had in Buffy and Angel.
>get ready for comic-con bitches
>>81092927
Well if he appreciates the masculine form wouldn't he come to a realization that men are better than women?
>>81087509
it's part of the DChad 12 step self help program. He really needed it. There is hope for every everyone. All you have to do is break the conditioning
>not a girl, not yet a woman~
>>81092368
>Jimmy BTFO by 12 year olds
>>81087564
Chads bald very fast.
More testosterone=faster balding.
lrn2scince ya dumb bitch.
>>81087509
Joss is like the lost The wachowski sister. How long before he reaches his final form
>>81087509
>Put on a strict lifting schedule by Zack "Attack" Snyder
source?
>>81089900
>implying 20/10 mad hot bitches give a damn about height when you platinum ripped and rich as dick like statham
He's too far down the feminist rabbit hole to be saved.
I still don't buy that Joss is as big of a feminist cuck as he portrays himself. Most of his shit is just casting cute, skinny young girls to kung fu fight people and walk around barefoot because it makes his dick hard.
Then dumb women decided that it was "empowering" so I think he just took it and ran with it. He's just appealing to his own fetishes. I don't think he was ever really much of a feminist
>>81088248
He's not an actual Chad. He just plays one in the movies.