NEW RLM NERD CREW EPISODE!!!

>>81086413
That anime girl quote about retards and laughs comes to mind.

>>81086413
Comedy geniuses.

>>81086413
This is suppose to be hilarious?

Jay is cute. CUTE!

>>81086413
I love how Collider pretend to laugh and not get angry at this. When really they are salty as fuck.

>>81088499
There's really no way to look at it like a good natured ribbing. It's pretty scathing. RLM has very little interest in being pals with others in the celebrity critic circle jerk. You could even see it years ago in the outtakes for the TDKR Honest Trailer.

>>81088499
How do you know?

>>81086413
Personally, I loved this video.

>>81088499
>When really they are salty as fuck.
source?

me personally i loved this video

this should be a weekly thing

>Reddit Letter Media
Sage is my favorite herb.

>>81088758
The joke would get old as hell if this was weekly. They're stretching it already as it is.

I wonder how many asshurt DCEUfags will take the bait

Can someone link the main source of the Nerd Crew inspiration?

>>81088499
Who?

>>81086413
I have to say I kinda like the direction they're taking this. It's actually quite perfect in its simplicity, but also complex in its subtlety. Very cool.

>>81088807
For me, personally, it would never get old

>>81088769
countersaged

>>81086413

>THOSE ARE VERY GOOD QUESTIONS

>THATS A VERY GOOD QUESTION

>>81088829

did you miss the last topic about this

it was nothing but DC and Star Wars fags STILL butthurt about RLM

>>81088615

jay looked uncomfortable as fuck when he appeared on that screenjunkies thing and they havent done anything with anyone else

which is for the best, AVGN ruined some of his shit with that faggot who looks like trevor

damn didn't laugh once

>>81086413
If anyone thinks they are funny they should kill themsleves

>>81088913
>Star Wars fags STILL butthurt about RLM
HA HA HA This is great!!! RLM 1 /tv/ 0

>>81088948
dceufags don't have any sense of humor anyway so it's all good.

>>81088958
nah they're kino

The worst of the trilogy, still enjoyed it though.

>>81088958
fascist

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>>81086413
new vid always brightens my night

they're releasing the videos slower and slower

>>81088988
Made me laugh thanks

>>81089124
No they're not. They've always averaged one video a week.

>>81089171
rlmnigger go bakk to their patreon Jack said on Nioh twitch stream that Mike tried to kill Jay andd Rich did crack

>>81089124
Here's what they've done so far in 2017.

Jan 1 - 7
Two videos. Mr. Plinkett Responds and Nerd Crew.

Jan 8 - 14
Two videos. True Stories re:View and Fuck You It's January 2017.

Jan 15 - 21
Zero videos.

Jan 22 - 28
Two videos. HitB 122 and Nerd Crew 2.

Jan 29 - Feb 4
Zero videos.

Feb 5 - 11
One video. BotW 48. I'll throw out the Richard Hatch video since it's 2011 footage and more of a bonus thing.

Feb 12 - 18
One video. Starship Troopers re:View.

Feb 19 - 25
One video. BotW: Carnosaurs 2, The Skateboard Kid 2, and Future Zone.

Feb 26 - Mar 4
Zero videos.

Mar 5 - Mar 11
One video. HitB 123.

Mar 12 - Mar 20
One video: BotW 50.

Mar 21 - Mar 27
One Video: HITB 124.

Mar 28 - Mar 30
Nerd Crew 3.

This averages out to 1 video a week. There were three weeks (not in a row) where they released no videos, but two of those three weeks were preceded by a week where they put out two new videos (and one where it was sandwiched between two weeks of two videos).

Ultimately, I think one video a week is fine for them.

>>81086413
Making fun of younger people isn't going to bring your youth back, Mike

>>81089124
March:
>Nerd Crew 3
>Pre Rec: BOTW
>Half in the Bag: Life and Power Rangers
>Best of the Worst: Biohazard, Slaughter High, Kill Point
>Pre Rec: Horizon Zero Dawn
>Half in the Bag: Get Out and Logan

February:
>Best of the Worst: Sequels
>re:View - Starship Troopers
>Best of the Worst: Plinketto 3
>Pre Rec: Abstract-mo-tron

January:
>Nerd Crew 2
>Half in the Bag: La La Land and Bye Bye Man
>Fuck You, It's January
>re:View - True Stories
>Nerd Crew 1
>Mr. Plinkett Responds to Comments on his Video Commenting on Disney’s Star Wars Rogue One!

December:
>Mr. Plinkett Talks About Rogue One
>Best of the Worst: Christmas
>Half in the Bag: Rogue One
>Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Worst 13
>Half in the Bag: 2016 Movie Catch Up
>Pre Rec: Dishonored 2

>>81089283
Literally what the fuck are you talking about?

>>81089283
What are you babbling about?

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>>81086413

>RLM makes fun of fans who "clap when they recognize something"
>RLM fans are giddy whenever RLM repeats their own jokes and references their own memes
nice

>>81089599
>RLM literally makes fun of the comment section under their videos

>>81088913
He did seem pretty out of his element there, but he went back for a second time a couple of months later

>>81089599
Not exactly sure what your point is. RLM can't control what their comment section does.

>>81089634
nice reading comprehension

>>81089688
I mean, that's what they do, this wasn't supposed to be an ironic comment on your comment.

>>81086413
Same formula as the last two episodes like this. Their parody is getting tiring.

>>81089670
They're still doing the same
>Very cool
>I clapped!
>Let's all give it up for x *applause*
>Me personally

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>>81089809
looks like i'm the one who cant read

>>81089878
I'm tired too. Don't you think it's long past our bedtime? It's time to go to sleep.

>>81090194
It's alright.

Is the joke that every episode is the same? That's a stupid joke when you repeat it more than once.

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Don't you guys feel they're trying too hard to be cool?

Like, they're making fun of the geek culture but they still spent a fuckload of money on that set and all those figures, you're telling me they just bought it ironically??

>>81090338
>you're telling me they just bought it ironically??

Yes, that is clearly the case, you absolute retard

>>81089327
>>81089358
see
>>81089688

>>81090283
>Is the joke that every episode is the same? That's a stupid joke when you repeat it more than once.
I think they might've been making fun of their fans with this one...

>>81089878
it became pretty good when they switched to the justice league trailer and the ending was great if a little long
but hopefully they'll wait a while before the next one

>>81090338
>Like, they're making fun of the geek culture but they still spent a fuckload of money on that set and all those figures, you're telling me they just bought it ironically??
They've built a huge set for Space Cop's final scenes. They just go the extra mile in comparison to other youtubers.
Would you rather want them to spend their money on jewelry or something?

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>>81090374
>DUDE i'm gonna spend a shitton of money on shit I don't like so I can make fun of people

the joke is literally on them

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>>81090489
I'm pretty sure it's on you retarded shitfaggot

>>81090433
>Would you rather want them to spend their money on jewelry or something?

how about some more commentary tracks and re:views?

>>81090338
They can eventually auction all that crap off to their lemming fans to finance Space Cop 3: Space Cop in the Renaissance. These are the people bought beer bottles glued to simple wooden plaques. "Ironically" of course.

>>81090489
well, they're spending other people's money on the thing those people are donating their money for

>>81089668
He didn't go back. They shot both those videos on the same day.

>>81090546
what's your point?
Is 16k divided by 3 or more people supposed to be a lot?

>dude lmao look how cynical and edgy we are about nerd culture and saturated media
>unironically shill Diseny Marvel and SW

>>81090374
They owned all that shit before they started doing these nerd crew videos.

>>81090563
What do either of those have to do with spending money?

>>81090603
How interesting, JAY.

>>81090338
>>81090489

All the action figures on the desk are what completes the look though. Plus most of that is like cheap walmart kids shit

>>81090655
>cheap walmart kids shit
the explanation is that Mike got REDACTED to steal it for him from her job.

>>81090618
Aren't you going to be late for your shift at Taco Bell?

>>81090725
nice projection lmao

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>>81090725
AY! DIOS MIO!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIDS

>>81090433

>Would you rather want them to spend their money on jewelry or something?


DELETE

>>81088849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyDs0cQnyUU

>"Dude lmao Justice League looks so dark and depressing"
>literally next sentence...
>"Why is Batman telling a joke? He's not supposed to be a comic relief character!"

What did they mean by this

>>81091177
The movie is all over the place.

>>81091177
Are you really too stupid to follow them?

>>81090338
Most of those props are almost certainly on loan from a local comicbook shop.
And they aren't really trying very hard, because a part of their shtick is actual self deprecation. They're good at satirizing nerd culture because they are all victims of it in various ways like the rest of us. What separates them though from the suckers they're making fun of in these specific sketches is that they have the integrity and self awareness to call this shit out for what it is.

This wasn't funny the first time. Stick to reviewing capeshit instead of "satire".

>>81091660
>Most of those props are almost certainly on loan from a local comicbook shop
This is a really bizarre assumption to jump to.

>>81091809
It's much cheaper and less of a hassle than actually buying them. It's production 101 even.

Are we officially done with them? Are they becoming too politicized to the point of unwatchability?

First they review two anti-white propaganda films in the same episode, then they make yet another batch of "muh Trump" jokes that perpetuate delusional liberal myths. Now look, I'm a big boy, if you wanna tell a Trump joke, that's fine, I can take it. Orange face, cheeto man, grab 'em by the pussy, yeah yeah we're heard them all. But when they start trying to perpetuate this insidious narrative of "violent Trump supporters beating up gays", when the evidence overwhelmingly shows that liberals are far and away the perpetrators of nearly all political or identity-related violence in the past few years, and insulting the countless Americans who know better than to believe these falsehoods, that's just over the line.

>>81088913
I remember that. It was so cringe worthy. He visibly seemed confused the whole way trough and it showed. Jay kept bringing arguments and reasons while everyone else was just spouting non-senses. I remember one video where they had to choose which is their favorite 80's action movie. Jay dismiss Escape from New York (one of his favorite movie), quickly explaining why it doesn't really fit in this list and then make his choice which he easily backs with compelling reasons. Then some other guy make his choice and say something along this line :
> I'm gonna pick this movie as my favorite because it's just the best! haha it's my favorite
Scramble to stay focused or explain why and visibly seems to struggle to fill his air time with content.

>>81092165
nice copypasta

>>81090283
> What's On Cinema at the Cinema

>>81091075
The RLM guys aren't even really exaggerating with their parody.

>>81086413

They lost the right to satirize nerd "culture" when they liked The Force Awakens.

>>81091964
Why would a local comic store have a shit load of opened toys laying around?

>>81092165
>LOOK GUYS, I POSTED IT AGAIN

>>81092318
That's a retarded statement that makes no sense and you know it.

The joke got old 3 videos ago

Couldnt even finish it

>>81089276
>>81089297
Well directed autism.

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My "review" of Reddit Letter Media

>posting in a friend simulator thread
>idolizing an aging group of youtube vloggers from Milwaukee
>he gives his real-life "friends" money every month

Rich
>an unemployed construction worker, the trick monkey fraud of the group. knows two tricks: forced laughter and becoming violent. brava, rich! brava!

Jack
>a failed viral marketer with an ugly wife and children with terrible names ('myson packard?'). he knows he's the least popular cast member and desperately tries to fit in by making fun of reddit on stream

Mike
>an over-the-hill "director" weighed down by his talentless friends. only makes "ironically bad" videos because they're immune to criticism. his latest production 'Space Cop' has exposed him as a fraud and proved a spiritual and economic disaster. he will eventually go the route of orson welles, balloon up to 500 pounds and die at the ripe age of 50.

Jesse
>the curdling definition of a parasite. ditters on her phone while the men do all the hard work. got caught buying jewelry with actual Patreon money.

Jay
>the only cast member showing any self-improvement or growth. still has a long way to go, but has already outgrown RLM.

I like how Reddit Letter Media is a company founded upon criticism, insulting and berating others and their works, but HEAVEN FORBID that anyone criticize them! They'll even ban you from their stream if they catch a whiff of dissatisfaction. It's amazing how creatively lazy the group has become. They were better when they were a starving group. Now they can sit on their fat asses, drink beer and make fart jokes while you throw money at the screen. Amazing.

>>81092478
So which movie did they insult that you're a fan of?

>>81092478
>>81092381

>>81088499
>>81088646
>>81088742
>>81088860

https://youtu.be/gXWrsm0vCA8

> They're all grouchy fucks! That's why I like them! They hate everything

Um... No .

>>81092478
Personally, I loved this review.

>>81092570
oh so it's nothing. Got it.

>>81091075
Holy shit, it's all there.

>>81088849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzTNdgjvlr0&t=4s

>>81090623
The key difference there anonymous, when you're not looking through 50 layers of irony, is the movies are the actual product. There's a difference between watching a 2 hour space wizard movie and covering yourself in space wizard branded clothing. It's possible to enjoy the movie while shitting on the retarded geek culture the illuminati pushes on us so we waste our money and can't afford shotguns and canned food for the coming race war which RLM is trying to prepare us for.

>>81086413
Not as funny as the last one but to be fair the last Nerd Crew was one of RLM's funniest moments.

>>81092165
>Are they becoming too politicized to the point of unwatchability?
no it's you who discovered trump and inject politics in everything you consume

>>81089670
Spoony does.

>>81086413
haha lets talk about this stuff we don't really care about.. honest we don't! haha

Out of all the internet critics on youtube, which as your favorite format?

>>81086413
i fucking hate that jeremy johns guy, he's such a fucking retard his voice makes me want to shoot my self.

Is this going to be a regular series now? It was funny as a one-off joke.

So, did they buy all those toys just to be ironic about it for a video or did they actually have them around like a bunch of losers?

>>81093767
they are merely pretending! haha they are so superior to everyone else!

>>81093767
it's cgi

>>81092526
>>81092537
>>81092571
Why do you still feed this faggot either way? Just ignore him, his pattern has been the same for nearly half a decade and that's because idiots like you still give him (you)s. Just wait until he starts posting smug reaction faces and talking about how RLM fans can't refute his subjective opinion.

>makes fun of other people
>loved TFA
kek

>>81091075
I have cancer now

>>81091075
barely a parody, this is the whole thing.

>>81086413

This would be more funny if they didn't review and like marvel capegarbage for a living.
The irony is lost and there is only hypocrisy. They are the same garbage as the rest about "nerdy" movies.

>>81094592
I mean, at the very least they recognize Marvel films are getting progressively staler. They embrace new ideas far more than Capeshit XVII.

>>81094592
>The irony is lost and there is only hypocrisy.
What irony? What hypocrisy? You sound like a small child that is using words he doesn't understand to pretend he's making a point.

You also apparently don't even understand what is being parodied here.

>>81094592
Exactly the whole acting superior and being cynical about everything doesn't really work when they themselves are plebs.
these dudes get excited as fuck over star wars of all things like they are in any place to mock others.

>>81094830
>these dudes get excited as fuck over star wars of all things like they are in any place to mock others.
They don't though. They don't get excited about Star Wars at all.

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>>81092478
>mfwnaSRfKhesrt"r",entlp

>>81094887
yeah i guess that's why they make dozens of videos about it, see each movie day 1 have tons of merchandise and mike loved force awakens. or are we still pretending they're being ironic?

>>81091075
Can anyone honestly watch this without cringing himself under the bed?

>>81094991
Dissecting a subject is not the same thing as "being excited" about it. They enjoyed Force Awakens but didn't like Rogue One. They just go see movies and discuss them on a movie by movie basis.

>>81088948
The 2nd episode was a true gutbuster. The premise is running thin now.

>>81094830

go to bed jeremy jahns

>>81091075
So this is paid shilling yes? Don't see how it can't be.

>>81086413
>waaaah stop enjoying things and buy merchandise you manchildren!!
>now buy our RLM merchandise! shot glasses are back in the store!

>>81095403

Nowhere in this parody are they implying merchandise is bad you moron. You don't even understand what they're mocking.

>>81095587
nah, you are the moron if you missed that
not that I would be surprised since you are a rlm fan

>>81086413
shut up

>>81094675

Mike, is it time to review another capeshit to pay the bills?

>it's okay, I like it

>>81095403
Butthurt nerd detected.

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When will RLM get hated like the Nostalgia autist?

Doug was loved in here in 2009, just check the archives. But look at him now.

Mike will go on the same path after the hardcore underages get sick of him.

yeah i lost all respect for these cucks when they said they loved TFA

that's when i realized these guys were plebs, and it's gone even further downhill from there will the whole rogue one damage control, they're basically capeshit fans at this point, meme reviewers. i immediately stopped my patreon payment. they'll have to get a real job soon.

>>81095309
So is RLM? They're admitited it on camera twice now and their dumb ass, patreon-funded, north korean editong farm or whatever left it in.

>>81096479
You're full of shit, Doug was never loved on here.

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>>81096506
Thanks for the cash, faggot.

>>81088913
>10 years later RLM will still be taking jabs at star wars fans for disagreeing with their review

>>81092469
I was just thinking this..

>>81086413
>look at us we're so contrarian! our opinion is soo superior to everyone else
>lets spend an hour making fun of stuff we pretend not to like!
>hey jay what did you think of that new star wars movie? i loved it! daisy ridley had so much charisma in that movie!

>>81096506
>>81094991
>HA! These lowly heathens do not hold my objective opinion, the one which is of highest quality. They were so plebeian as to find enjoyment, ANY AT ALL, where I choose to find none, and for this they are lower than me and deserve ridicule!
Seriously, I'm not saying you have to love them or even like them, but what makes you guys so angry about someone else's opinion? Does it trigger you that badly? Are you so hurt inside that you just can't stand the idea of someone else holding different opinions?

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>>81096696
>>81096738
>Rogue One autists are STILL upset

>>81096753
because they're hypocrites. they make fun of other people for liking things, like they are somehow superior when they have some of the plebiest shittiest taste ever.

>>81096738
>missing the point

They're not saying they don't like those franchises, they're shitting on people who get paid to say good things on camera about them

My check hasn't cleared, so I still don't know if I liked it or not

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>>81096775
i am loving it

>>81096803
>they're hypocrites because they have different taste than I do
Jesus Christ do you faggots even realize how embarrassing you sound?

>>81096803
Literally everyone is a "hypocrite" when it comes to film, you autistic faggot. We all have our own tastes and sometimes those tastes can seem illogical/hypocritical to other people.

>OH MY GAWD THE MILLENNIUM FALCON I LOVE THIS MOVIE!! TAKE MY MONEY DISNEY
>HOL UP is that an AT-ST? this movie sucks!

>>81096803
>they make fun of other people for liking things
So you don't even understand the most basic of ideas that they're making fun of with these Nerd Crew videos eh?

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>>81096738
>>lets spend an hour making fun of stuff we pretend not to like!
You've clearly missed the joke. They don't hate nerdy stuff like Star Wars. They're just painfully aware of how phony and hollow modern day nerd culture is and are lampooning that fact.

>>81096849
go make another rogue one damage control video Jay please tell us why our opinions are wrong

>>81096803
These "Nerd Crew" things are not about what people like. In case the copious amounts of "merch" in the video wasn't your first clue, they're making fun of people selling out and giving fake opinions. This has nothing to do with them saying "HAHA YOU LIKED THIS" this has to do with them saying "HAHA YOU LET YOUR OPINIONS BE BOUGHT AND INFLUENCED". As soon as the same happens to them, than by all means I'm on board with you.

>>81096899
Don't explain the (obvious) joke to these autists. If they understand it, how will they be able to pointlessly complain?

>dude Batman can't be fun!

Why is Rich such a pleb for the "comicbook" expert of the group

>>81096937
If they're making "jokes", I'm not getting them.

>>81096916
>no argument
Every time. You autists rage over the stupidest shit and when people point out your rage is retarded you respond with "f-fuck off, J-Jay!"

>>81096974
>DUDE I PRETEND NOT TO UNDERSTAND HUMOR SO I CAN SHITPOST IN RLM THREADS ALL DAY XD

>>81092570
one has one guy basically saying that obviously he won't complain about a movie because it's his job

I don't have my own opinions i just watch RLM to get them.

>>81096982
>calling someone embarrassing counts as an argument

you fucking losers will complain about literally anyone and anything hahaha the harsh reality is most of you are lonely shills that sit on YouTube all day anyways and will inevitably just continue watching RLM videos. they're funny most of the time and they're content is genuinely interesting to watch, just admit it and move on with your sad pathetic lives

>>81097033
Try keeping up with the conversation, buddy.

>>81097033
You went from being a huge RLM fan to hating them simply because they liked a movie that you didn't like. You're an autist.

>>81091075
>44 minutes
What the fuck?

>>81096974
>>81096954
Ok, given both of you, and most of the thread, seem to be suffering from sever autism, let me explain this human emotion to you. We call it: SARCASM. That's the joke of the video. They are being sarcastic, and riffing on actual podcast that seriously act the way they are pretending to act. People have already posted videos in this thread that compare their sarcasm to what they're making fun of, so if this is still lost on you, than God bless your weary soul.

>>81097042
You are 100% correct but pointing this out is literally going to change nothing around here.

>tfw you will never see the star wars franchise die off in your life

They're just gonna keep making them for hundreds of years...

>>81097000
Whom art thou quoting?

>>81096479
>just check the archives
I did, the furthest they go back is April of 2013.

>>81086413
>REEEEEE STOP LIKING THINGS!!
who are these pathetic men? don't they have anything better to do

>>81097115
Depending on how trash the next mainline film and the Han Solo flick are (which is highly likely) StarWarsshit might die off pretty early.

There is already more star wars fatigue among normies now than there is for capeshit, which is currently in its own slow decline.

>>81097079
>That's the joke of the video.
not funny 2bh

>>81097079
no the joke is that the JL trailer is bad and using Batman as a sarcastic guy is wrong because Batman is supposed to be "serious" according to Rich "Marvel" Evans

>>81097186
>>REEEEEE STOP LIKING THINGS!!
What does this have to do with the target of the actual video?

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>mfw half of the people in this thread don't understand that the video is mocking Collider and other faux nerds shills

>>81097368
>how dare people care about nerd shit and make videos about them?
>this coming from a guy with a collection of Star Trek toys

>>81097404

The problem is not "liking nerd shit" you imbecile.

>>81097404
>a collection of Star Trek toys
it's a sarcastic collection

>>81097451
except it clearly is
I can't believe RLM is too subtle for you, what a mongoloid

>>81097291
Lets be honest they all exaggerate their abilities.

Mike and Jay are supposed to be film experts well known for Space Cop.

Rich is a spider-man expert despite not reading spider-man in over a decade.

When it comes to capeshit if it isn't marvel it's bad. they wont change their opinion. to be honest their taste is pretty bad and inconsistent.

>>81097501

The problem is being disingenuous and a corporate shill you moron.

>>81086413
Are these guys the biggest hypocrites of all time? i wish they were actually relevant enough so someone would call them out on their shit.

>>81097538
>if it isn't marvel it's bad
this is actually fairly accurate if you include the x-men films

>>81097538
>Mike and Jay are supposed to be film experts
No they're not. Even they wouldn't consider themselves film experts.

>Rich is a spider-man expert despite not reading spider-man in over a decade.
He doesn't refer to himself as an expert.

>When it comes to capeshit if it isn't marvel it's bad.
They like the Nolan Batman films, and were some of the few to stand up for The Dark Knight Rises.

>>81097597
>Even they wouldn't consider themselves film experts.

Except they clearly get worked up when the masses disagree with their opinions as "hacks".

whats a friend simulator?

>>81097580
they also make fun of manchildren obsessed with nerd shit
this has been a theme since the plinkett reviews and the "dumb star wars fanboy"

>>81097629
Oh so you're just one of those autsits that got triggered over their Rogue One videos. Thanks for clearing that up.

>>81097597
Mike has frequently referred to themselves as people who are professional in film making.

>>81097629
They actually don't get worked up. They just think it's fun to make fun of faggots that whine when their opinions aren't validated. BUT even if they did get upset when others disagree with them, that still has literally nothing to do with your claim that they think they're film experts when they clearly don't.

>>81097664
exactly they're hypocrites.

>>81096562
>So is RLM? They're admitited it on camera twice now

when?

>>81097682
>Mike has frequently referred to themselves as people who are professional in film making.
lol no he hasn't. Give me one example of this.

I'll wait.

I'm still mad over their Fantastic Four "review"

>>81097742
Don't bother. The guy you're responding to frequently comes into these threads and acts like he doesn't understand that RLM are making jokes.

RLM CAN DO NO WRONG

THEIR OPINIONS ARE MY OPINIONS

>>81097742
tfa & nedm crew 3

>>81097667
Not really, I don't see how using past events to prove something means I am triggered.
They always act like they are just guys giving their opinions but when people strongly disagree they go with the usual routine of "lol they are morons and we are right".

Happened with the first Captain America movie, with Boyhood, with Suicide Squad and with Rogue One recently.

>>81097802
>DUDE I'M PRETENDING RLM'S JOKES ARE REALITY SO I CAN GET ALL THE (you)S LOL XD

>>81097664
>>81097726

How are they hypocrites? They're mocking the retards who orgasm every time they hear the words "Star Wars" and exaggerating it for comedic effect. At no point have they ever implied liking nerdy shit is bad.

>>81097726
Keep crying, nerd.

>>81097837
you sudnt do that

>>81097815
I can't even imagine taking obvious jokes this seriously.

>>81097879
>EVERYTHING IS IRONIC
>SUCC

>>81097929
>I DON'T UNDERSTAND SARCASM
>I HAVE AUTISM PLS STOP BULLYING ME

>>81097953
admitting you have a proeblem is the first steps

>>81097815
>Happened with the first Captain America movie
They were making fun of Machinima's audience of literal children.

>with Boyhood
They were making fun of how over exagerrated the praise for the film was, not other people's reactions to their opinion

>with Suicide Squad
This literally never happened. They made a self depricating video as a follow-up to their review because of a piece of information in the movie that they both missed. They were making fun of themselves.

>and with Rogue One recently.
Again, they were making fun of autists that got easily triggered by an opinion that doesn't validate their own.

You take this shit too seriously, anon. Perhaps you should get real friends instead of relying on e-celebs for your only companionship.

>>81097996
DEFENSE FORCE

the first two were very close to rlm kino
this third one was a disappointment

I hope they don't make more before christmas or even for a whole year

>>81098039
Not an argument.

>>81097953
>LOL DUDE WE IMPLIED YOU ARE RETARDS THAT TALK LIKE MORONS
>BUT WE ARE IRONIC BRO! WE TOTALLY DON'T THINK OUR OPINION IS SUPERIOR TO YOURS DESPITE ACTING THAT WAY ALL THE TIME!

>>81097996
>They were making fun of how over exagerrated the praise for the film was, not other people's reactions to their opinion
WRONG! In the video after their review they spend ten minutes doing the fake "we are sorry!" routine while making fun of people using Rotten Tomateos to point out that boyhood was good (extremely funny since they use RT all the time to validate their statements)

>>81098039
>I DON'T HAVE A PROPER REPLY

>>81088884
countercountersaged

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>>81088499
>>81088646
>>81088742
>>81088860
>>81092570
>>81097004
It's awfully presumptuous of Collider (I've never heard of them outside of these threads, and I'm ashamed to say I watch a lot of those shitty movie 'analysis' channels) and anyone who watches Collider, to assume that RLM is parodying Collider, specifically.

The Nerd Crew is parodying a lot of channels, the kind that fanboy and hype up whatever the latest greatest Hollywood nerd movie is.
And they're parodying those faux intellectual channels that "critically analyze" pop culture movies and entry level cinema, but really only offer surface level analysis that anyone who's taken a single 100 level course on film could do, or probably anyone who has even a basic interest in film. They are definitely NOT parodying "Collider" specifically. I've only ever seen that channel mentioned in /tv/ threads about RLMs The Nerd Crew. At this point I'm convinced you're a shill for their likely shite channel.

Im sorry i just can't anyone who said they loved TFA seriously. makes me laugh just thinking about it.

>>81098121
>WAHHH WAHHHHH! THE MEAN INTERNET REVIEWERS MOCKED ME! HOW DARE THEY! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>81098296
Are you the same autist who used to donate to their patreon?

>>81098323
not an argument.

>>81098121
I can't even imagine being this fucking retarded.

>>81086413
>mikes wearing the fake glasses instead of jay now

uhhh continuity error much??? Fucking hack frauds can't even remember their own fucking show.

>>81098323
>>81098473
>y-y-ou are stupid!

As usual, RLM fanboys can't even formulate arguments and just hide behind insults.
Not a surprise they like le cynical washed up reviewers.

Oh, a new half in the bag episode
*removes noose from neck*

Half in the baaaaaag! Get out of my car and into my dreams!!! Oh my gaaaawd! What's wrong with your faaaace?I Hack frauds IT BROKE NEW GROWND!!! Is this replacing Susan?! Email me if you want a pizza-roll! AAAAAIIIIIIDDDSSS! IT TOOK 12 YEARS TO MAKE! Well me personally, I really liked this movie it was so dense every frame had so much going on, it's like poetry, it rhymes, it's gonna be great... What is it with Ricks? That's right Jay! FUCK MOVIES! Fuck you it's january! Fuck you it's year! Fuck you it's FOREVER!!! I FUCKING LOVE STAR WARS! Speaking of reference, have you seen movie?! part time Thaaat's right Mike! AT-ST's AT-ST's I'm gonna cum! ENDLESS TRASH! Paul Blart Mall Plart part 2, he's a funnier character than we've ever had before, if we can get him working... THESE MEN ARE PAWNS I have put a price of twenty-thousand dirham on their heads! Next they will be hailed as the true messenger of GOD! Ahhhhhh They were just a couple of song writers who came to Ishtar to break into show business. Easy boy, easy, boy, easy boy, easy boy! What the hell's the matter with him? Is he blind?!? Well yeah he is, bu-but he's in perfect condition. So how did they end up on everybody's hit list? Your life is in danger. Behave normally, we have guns pointed at your backs. No, don't put your hands up you idiot. Oh little Darlin'. My little Darlin'.Oh where, a-are you? Do it. Ayyiyiyiyiyiyiyi schmechahii buttahotsfayaaah! I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere I feel like RLM needs a new fanbase, I got fahckin' Jokes-Redundancy-Stress-Disorder ovah here! I guess I have to... FUCK THE PAIN AWAY! Mmmmmm... I like to fuck my cat... What were these guys smoking? CIGARETTES? And I thought it was a really odd note to just end the movie on 10 minutes of news photage of 9/11. You might not have noticed it, but your brain did... You read this comment. What are next? And Kevin Bacon

Is a sarcasm and irony dead end of everything? There's nothing after that but layers of irony. That's depressing

>>81097758
Why?

>>81091075
>Balding middle aged guy in a suit: actually I'm jeremy jahns stunt double
What did he mean by thos?

>>81097404
>>81097404
Liking it is fine

Shilling it for money is not

This is the joke

>all the triggered cucks upset someone doesn't worship their virtual friends

>>81098771
> Liking it is fine
It's not though. The're bashing fans on Half in the bag everytime

>>81097664
That is clearly not what they're doing jesus christ. Mike loves starcraft and buys merchandise but he doesn't lose his critical sense as soon as spock is slathered over a production

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>>81090338
>>81092333
>>81093767
Are you guys retarded? There's nothing inherently wrong with collecting action figures and other memorabilia from whatever movie / show/ game / etc you enjoy, if Mike is genuinely into that then more power to him. The problem arises when the merchandise stops being an offspring from the films and instead becomes one of the main driving forces for making a movie, which is amongst the many unfortunate contingencies from the retarded geek culture they're criticizing. We're at an age when toy companies release all this shit months before a movie even comes out and all the fat neckbeards immediately scalpel it despite having virtually no emotional attachment to the characters being portrayed in those figures since they haven't even watched the fucking movie yet.

>>81098924
Almost all figures based on famous characters

>>81097033
Jesus did you ever lose this one, man. Just give up and hang yourself. I did check em though.

Nothing says Star Wars more than Woody Harrelson

RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.

I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.

They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.

Please, /tv/, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.

I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.

>>81098924
Jay Bauman? Is that you?

Jay, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.

You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.

Nobody will remember Jay Bauman. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

In short, you are an enormous failure.

Jay, being that you're about 30 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.

The abhorrent failure that is Red Letter Media, Jay Bauman, that is your legacy.

Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Jay, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.

Maybe in a couple of years, Jay, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.

I genuinely doubt it.

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>>81091075

but how many bags of popcorn do they give it?

There's a lot of exicitement, there's a lot of buzz and it doesn't make a lot of sense to me because I have no interest in intentionally shitty movies. The best bad movies are the ones where the people making it didn't realize they were making a bad movie.

- Jay Bauman, director / star of Space Cop

Rich is my favourite redlettermedia

>>81090338

They make a lot of money and are willing to do it for the sake of the set.

>>81092478
hahahhaha this

>>81097682
But this is literally correct

>>81097682

Do you understand what "professional" means?

Do you guys actually think all that crap is a tremendous financial expense on the RLM production? Toys and action figures? Like, really?

>>81086413
>artificially brightening the Justice League trailer footage
YOU'RE RUINING ZACKS ART

>>81099847
what makes you think they even bought them, rlm fans are stupid enough to send that shit over to attract attention, especially after the kind of chucklefuck that watches thinks they hate DC franchises and are paid by disney to psitiively review marvel movies

>>81099563
Yeah Space Cop the greatest shit of all time.

Haven't watched it yet.

What did they say, that niggers in this thread seem to react negatively? Let me guess, they said the Justice League trailer sucked.

>>81100590
No just acting like they are better than everyone else again.

>>81099953
You're drunk anon, go to bed. That's like $200 worth of toys which is hardly a dent in their patreon money and likely prop budget. No one is mailing them Star Wars action figures.

>>81100765
>RLM makes a satirical video about youtube shills
>"Durr is RLM making fun of ME???"

I can't even imagine being THIS insecure

>>81091075
It hurts.

>>81091075
>Baseball analogy out of nowhere
Nigga learn your audience

>>81101346
I'm not watching a 45 minute trailer discussion, can you summarize?

>>81086413
me personally, and seriously, this wasn't as good as their last episode of the Nerd Crew. I think they overdid it way too much and most of the skits were recycled like the coffee sipping joke.

idk if the quality of this episode was intentionally poor or if they tried to make it good.

>>81091075
i always thought the nerd crew was more based on screen junkies but this guy takes it to another level and that chick too omg

These aren't funny. I wish they would go back to making real content instead of going after this low hanging fruit.

>>81101768
>go back to making real content
They haven't stopped. What are you talking about?

>>81099847
They get to write it off as a business expense too.

>>81099989
You know the only thing you need to do to qualify as a professional is that you get paid for doing the thing?
Thats the difference between your mom who is just an amature giving it to everyone for free and a high class rent boy like yourself.

Hah, this video really struck a nerve with a lot of fags. Good.

>>81098682
>Not crossing the threshold to meta self aware post-post irony

>>81088499
So many youtubers funnily enough look up to rlm, even when their channels are larger, so everytime rlm mocks them it really stings, see chris cuckman for an example

>>81086413
Very week compared to the first two.

>>81086413
Honestly, I hate star wars

I like the Beast toy sold as Sabertooth.

>>81090338
>doesn't understand what a business expense tax right off is

You're a dumb child

I hope they post another outtakes video. I almost liked it more than the actual video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyDSqWyEMWw

>>81090338
lmao at all this defense force. yes they bought them "ironically" holy shit can you get any more pathetic.

>>81103217
you do realize they still paid for all that stuff with their own money tax write off or not.

>>81093363
but Mike buys tons of Trek shit.

>>81086413
I love that new table Sony ™ provided them

>>81104364
God DAMN it anonymous haven't you been following the plot? Jay is going to be violently raped by blacks during the Plinkett wedding scene and Mike will be unable to help because he spent all his money on Star Trek toys. It's the only logical final piece of the puzzle to tie all of the disparate storylines together into one single masterpiece of online fiction. They can't just obviously spell everything out at face value, people will call them crazy, but this way they'll be preparing people for the upcoming race war without alerting them. Redlettermedia is trying to save lives here and you're fucking talking shit on an internet message board.

>>81088829
Holocaust aesthetics

How will Snyder ever recover

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>>81086413
Most people on /tv/ are as bad as the people they make fun of on the nerd crew

>>81102593

every day, a hundred threads about "omg they changed luke skywalkers costume" or some dumb shit

kys

>>81104743
>You will never smell her brapper as she drinks piss from a plastic cup
WHY
EVEN
LIVE

>>81104743
body literally made for black dick

...I'm sorry. I had to post this.

>>81104995
>...I'm sorry. I had to post this.
No you didn't you useless cuck

>>81104995
that bodies made for my big white dick
cucks pls go
>>>/pol/

>>81099847
they get sent stuff regularly by fans. I know, I was shocked when I found out too. They've been sent mint copies of the original Star Wars on VHS, toys, drawings, paintings, nick nacks, you name it.

>>81103979
You do realize you display the financial intelligence of a terminal NEET child, right?
Do you even know the difference between net and gross? Do you know what op earnings or EBIT is?

They're not buying it with their own money, they buy it with the company's money. The more business expenses you can prove is the more deductions you can claim on your taxes.

>>81103572
Anyone got a link to the outtakes for the second Nerd Crew episode?

>>81086413
S O M A N Y V I S T A S

>>81106567
not sure, the only other one I have is the first half in the bag since im not a patron donor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTN6z5e7LFw

>>81106915
>Jay making fun of "Nerd Crew" style internet shows on day 1 of HITB
They haven't trashed plinkett's house in a while.

The only funny thing from all those nerd crew videos was the "loot crate" unboxing.

>>81086413

Jesus, this is still going? Ok, a bunch of nerds didn't agree with your Rogue One review, can you go back to some funny skits now?

lol at Jay taking a shit on the DCEU-apologists who pretend that there's anything to "get" about Man of Steel or Batman v Superman.


>Beast action figure in Sabretooth packaging

That bugged the shit out of me.

>>81092478
as much as I love RLM, all of this is true.

I have nothing against Rich I enjoy watching him but I can only take him in really small doses. it's why I can't stand pre rec.

mike used to be the best member and I used to laugh at jay but it's switched for me.

>>81091075
That first man who talks I one time heard in a debate as to whether or not Christopher Nolan is one of the greatest filmmakers of all time. He argued that, he might be, but he needs to make more movies before he can be put in the same category as Hitchcock, Spielberg, and those were the only two he mentioned.

>>81107492
0% of the video is spent talking about Rogue One.