ITT: girls who could never be prom queen NATM thread?

I mean, she has glasses! And a ponytail!

>I'm talking about a real shitbomb

>>81083708
I play I game where to cum in the opening scene of that movie before the dildo slips out

>>81083708
Chris Evans would never do a movie like this now, way too problematic. I fucking hate that guy so much.

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think again jock
this is her without glasses and her hair down

>>81084155
Evans' sister in this movie was a total semen demon.

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Should I watch American Pie again?

>I am the token black guy. I'm just supposed to smile and stay out of the conversation and say things like; "Damn," "Shit," and "That is whack."

>>81083752
HELL I'D DO HER

>>81084252
I KNOW YOU WOULD REGGIE RAY

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So what if we have the same mother
Tonight I'm going to fuck my brother

>>81084188

Other than "that's gonna stain", the scene where he runs into the other black guy at the party is my favorite scene in the movie. I just love how understanding he is and gives him his beer.

>>81083708
>mfw turns out the geek is Supergirl's adoptive sister who also fucked Captain America & Marylin Manson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkKulSH2nNc

>>81083848

Who fucking cares, you whiny bitch. Get over yourself.

>>81084535
I quote that scene with the other black guy with my friends all the time.

The movie itself is so quotable.

>>81083752
and PAINT on her OVERALLS

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>that scene where rich man's margot robbie pour's water on her dress after she leaves the pool

my god this movie is so good

>>81085315
And the extra yelling
>THAT'S GONNA STAIN
10/10 teen kino

>That had to he the worst pass I've ever seen. Ever.

Best character

GOD DAMMIT

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>>81085315
>You will never be bullied and fucked by Jamie Presley in her prime.

JANIE'S GOT A GUN

PROM TONIGHT

>the clapping guy

god i have to rewatch this

>>81084617
I had no fucking idea this music was a NATM tie-in.

>>81084617
The amount of loads I blew to goth Chyler Leigh could probably fill that hot tub.

>>81084617
She was ridiculously hot, holy shit

>>81084343
MUH DICK

Little Miss run home to her daddy...ran home to her daddy

>>81083848
Looks like Jakey Jakey made a big...

Mistakey

Is Not Another Teen movie one of the best parody-styled movies?

>>81085895
Yes.

It's on par with:
Top Secret
Naked Gun series
Airplane!
Hot Shots! series
Spaceballs
Mafia!

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>>81085646
Deer Lord in heaven send me a whore angel

>>81085646
That's Gonna Stain!

Is this movie actually good or am I being tricked again? I love parody movies, but hate the "___ Movie" ones.

>>81085895
call me a pleb but scary movie 1 and 2 are fucking gold

>>81085707
JANIE BRIGGS GOT A GUN

>>81086053
It's actually one of the decent parody movies.

>>81085968

I put in on a higher level than those. All of those have some seriously cringey moments, NATM and even Scary Movie 1 is perfect.

>>81086053
it's actually good, especially if you already watched american beauty

>>81086093
Pleb

>>81086053
It's pretty underrated. It's incredibly self-aware of how silly it is, and a lot of effort has gone into making it feel like a John Hughes movie.

>>81086093
1 is great, if a little redundant, 2 is good, 3 still has some alright bits, like the discussion about waking up dead.

>>81086053

You definitely need to have seen the movies it parodies to get the full experience.

Can't Hardly Wait is still one of my favorite movies of all time. It manages to be one of those 90's party movies and be a parody of them at the same time.

>>81084342
*gets knocked out*

BREAK IT DOWN NIGGAS

>>81086053
I was like you. I went into these threads without having seen the movie. I was told to watch the movie. It was garbage and these threads are created by fucking plebs who don't even kino

>>81086221
>i only watch DC movies

>>81086053
Give it a watch anon. It has nothing to with the likes of "Epic movie" "Date movie" "Superhero movie" and so on.

It's very funny and has a great understanding of what genre it spoofs. Plus, you get some incest.

>>81086200
DODODODODODODODODO

>>81086121
Nah don't be ridiculous.

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>>81086221
What's your malfunction God dammit?! Mommy didn't love you so God damn much did she? God dammit

>>81086053
This was one of the first wave of parody movies along with Scary Movie, as such it is actually good.
Although it's ripping on a bunch of other teen comedies it's actually a good movie in its own right, in a similar way to Airplane.

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>>81086221
Found the guy with multiple concussions

WALK IT OFF MARTY

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Jamie or Lacey?

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>>81085646
IKR

>>81083780

Seems like the easiest game ever

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>>81086599

fun fact - old /tv/ hated this movie

>>81086646
funnier fact - proto-/tv/ loved this movie, it became a meme to hate it

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>>81086588
my fucking SIDES

http://www.break.com/video/ugc/naked-foreign-exchange-student-548216

>>81086053
it practically started the genre

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>>81085989

OI MATE WAT DE FAK?

This movie was great.
Most of the jokes were dumb but somehow incredibly funny. They also put quite a bit of effort into subtle stuff(The white cheerleaders being the WASPs).

>>81086367
>>81085584
>*spitting intensifies*

>>81087823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1QWCfV8tCc

>>81086599
MUH DIK

>>81086597
Why isn't anyone moving?

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>>81087072
>it practically started the genre

>>81083708
Everyone talks about Marvel being meme movies, but the fucking 90's / early 00's takes the cake for meme movies. Mean Girls, NATM, Napoleon Dynamite

>>81085737

Kyle Cease

his standup is pretty good too

>>81088244
I think the dude meant that that and Scary Movie basically brought back the parody genre. It was pretty dead by then.

>>81084343
I used to fuck a chick who always wanted the cruel intentions angle. She'd call me sebastian id call her katherine. It made the sex so fucking hot

>>81086103
GIVE US THE GUN JANIE

Just rewatched it, holds up. Contends with Caddyshack and Airplane for my favourite comedy.

Only weak parts are the end of the song and the Molly Ringwald bits imo, otherwise non stop keks

>>81083708
NEED MORE OF THESE FILMS
HIT ME UP, IM FIENDING
also high

>>81087072
UNDERAGE B&

>>81086221
Shut your hole Wang Chung

>>81088492
this is the only good one

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>>81086599

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>fedorafags were already a thing in 2001

The more you know

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>>81086599
oh my

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>>81088261
You forgot Eurotrip

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>>81086599
>mfw legs

>>81089484
Mi scusi

>>81086053

As someone who hates 99% of satire movies, this is actually really good.

>Reggie Ray's Concussions To Go: 1

>>81086597

>I only give handjobs...

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>>81086599

>>81086597
>>81089614
Need Lacey pics or webbums

Stat!

>>81088261
>Mean Girls, NATM, Napoleon Dynamite

All of these movies are actually memorable and good though.

I can't say the same for most Marvel movies.

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>Not Another Teen Movie was released 16 years ago

>>81089754
AW SORRY MY BAD

>>81089754
CUTE!

>>81086599
S-SOURCE PLEASE

>>81088477
>the Molly Ringwald

She felt completely out of place. Almost eerily so.

>end of the song
The prom song?

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What do you say, kiddo?

>>81090032
filename

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What were they referencing here???

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This scene was such an unexpected boner for me. The thought of her secretly getting off while everyone watched made my libido shoot through the roof.

>>81092137
>10/10 female masturbating
>unexpected boner
u gay son

>>81092125
Varsity Blues?

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>>81084343
>Not.Another.Teen.Movie.2001.1080p.Bluray
>1080p
>1270x685

>>81092268

Full resolution goes over the 3MB filesize limit if you want to keep a somewhat decent bitrate on the video quality.

>>81092125
I know what you did last summer? The hook killer in the background.

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>>81092219
>>81092310

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WE ARE

>>81091681
so much incest in that movie, i loved it

>>81088304
>>81088244
>>81087072
What about the Wayans bros classic Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood? It came out in '96 and parodies black coming of age films in the ghetto rather effectively.

>>81087823
i never got that joke . whats wasps?

>>81093770

White Anglo-Saxon Protestants

>>81089614
>
I didn't even know what this meant when i first watched it

>>81088261
All of the movies you mentioned are sensational including Euro Trip
What is your point, memes are good

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DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE LEXIE

>>81092522
Eh...it's good, but not great imo. Scary movie 1 is a better parody movie.

I may be bias because i hate marlon wayans and shawn wayans.

>>81084617
the best timeline

>>81089614
My 12 year old dick appreciated this scene

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>>81095094

>>81095929
I nutted to this video so many times as a teenager holy fuck

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>>81095963

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>>81085278

>ywn be katerine's brother

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>>81096014
>Our guide to kicking al Qaeda's arsenal

holy fuck i just noticed this and i had this image saved for years

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>>81096014
>>81084155
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D

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>>81096049
>start bringing hand to dick inadvertently
>Oh that shit is Whack!

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>>81095963

how do you ejaculate with marilyn manson in the bg? that's some talent you have there.

>>81085968
I'm really surprised you mentioned Mafia!
In all my years in this shithole it has never come up and I must have seen it at least 30 times when I was growing up

>>81096137
I had 56k dial up internet back then and was a 13 year old horny dirtbag. I fapped to almost everything on MTV when I got the time and I was at least half-way having some privacy

>>81096061
She's a massive fucking whore and always has been

https://www.google.com/search?q=mia+kirshner&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8#tbm=vid&q=mia+kirshner+scene&*

just a cursory glance at this shows all the lewd shit she was in

>>81096142
I also forgot Silence of the Hams.

>>81086599
yes...YES, YES!

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>>81096356
>THOSE DISGUSTING SKETCHERS TIER 90s SHOES

>>81096027
Oh my God! I can't believe she's wearing the same outfit as me!

Such a quotable movie.

>>81096401
Go back to your containment board, homo.

>>81096456
i dont frequent /fa/

just remembering the 90s in all its glory is unsettling sometimes, we're 2 decades removed now anon

>>81096027
>tfw you realize this girl was Maya / Yellow Galaxy Ranger in PR: Lost Galaxy

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>>81096142
>>81096318
I love both those movies. Underrated spoofs.

>>81096492
Almost 3. Don't remind me.

>>81084617
I kind of miss movie tie-in music vids.

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>>81086599

>>81096567
Lara Croft (3 i think):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmOOGeZE-aE

Scorpion King:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYjZK_6i37M

the 90s

>>81096401
>black people

>>81096049
This was one of those moments where I thought "I hope this doesn't awaken something in me."

>>81096549
patrician taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EKfGkM8ZkE

>>81096793
im white

you are 12 years old if you don't remember your friends having these:
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/Aph3/neon-street-rollers-slide-glide-and-skate

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>>81086599
tell me more

>>81096014
damn, i remember buying that magazine.

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>>81096318
And Men in Tights and Loaded Weapon.

>>81096793
Those white New Balances make you look like a pedo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F8MBp-GBKA

JOKES ON JOKES

>>81096869
i remember grabbing that magazine and putting it behind mad magazine in the store and reading it low key

Recommend me some porn scenes where the actress pulls of wearing nice big glasses and a hot ponytail like in OP's pic. Bonus for CFNM, the most patrician form of porn.

>>81096911

>>that Bruce Willis beach side shack helicopter attack scene/gag

Beautifully done.

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>>81083708

>>81092310
>The Wise Janitor
>hook killer

Fuck off

>>81096356
I'm sure that car and sneaker enthusiasts will recognize both of them, but I have no idea from that shot alone. That was only 2001. Nowadays there would've been a 1 minute zoom on the company logo and Jake would yelled something like "fucking love my audi x8 2018 (tm) and air jordans 12 (tm)." Weird how they made better movies without all the advertising money back then.

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>>81089343
'86

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https://youtu.be/vu_oWM0mbtI?t=40

>>81084188
I'M ONLY IN THIS SONG BECAUSE IM A BLACK GUY

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>>81097785
I'M THE BLACK GUY IN THIS MOVIE

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Believe in the ball, and throw yourself.

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>>81096137

That's disgusting. That's appalling. I can't believe nobodys ever taken a dump on your chest!

>>81097870
Have you never worn pants before?

>>81096567
ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST
A MADMAN LOST HIS DAMN MIND IN THE WEST

>>81096356
made me kek
I have to watch this

>>81096864
It's Poison Ivy 3, soft porn of the 90's IIRC. It's not hard to find the hd torrent.

>>81096137
would shit on

Notice all the yummi mid riffs in this movie.

>>81097992
It was a fun movie, it got trashed when it came out, but everybody watched it.

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>>81096014
This one must be one ofthe sexiest pics ever.

>>81098247
>>81096014
MOAR


>>81096049
see this: >>81096061

>>81096864
Top Rated Review on imdb

>The third film in the series of awful Poison Ivy films doesn't add anything new to the established formula. Sexy girl who does bad things moves in with straight-laced family and quickly starts turning things upside down and sleeping with every male in the cast. Everything about this movie is awful......well, make that almost everything.

The film is a showcase for the awesome physical "assets" of then new-comer Jamie Marie Pressly. Out of the three movies she is easily my favorite. Awesome eyes, perky breasts, sumptuous lips, long lean legs and one of the best butts to ever grace an actress is what she brings to this movie. She can't act, but who cares. As long as she's naked it doesn't matter.

A terrible movie that is only worth watching for Ms. Pressly's nude scenes.

Rating: the movie: 2 Jamie Pressley: 9.5

>>81096027
Never noticed that even her purse is clear

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>>81089676

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>>81086599

>>81096049
> ywn take a dump on her chest

>>81083708
what're your guys' favorite parts?

>jakey jakey, bout to make a big...mistakey HAHA

>>81098538

I could probably have an incredible fap to this scene even today if I attempted it.

>>81086597
lacey

>>81096921
those off camera comments

>>81098247
GOD DAMN MY DICK CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, I'M GOING TO SLEEP

btw what is 'calle' and why is it in literally every single captcha?

>>81096921
>>81098838

>>Oh THAT'S gonna stain

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>>81098899
"Street" in spanish.

>>81098970
>You're a unique rebel, Janey!

>>81092310
I once watched some shitty fighting movie where the Tae Bo guy Billy something played the wise janitor even wearing the rain poncho and all, and I always thought Mr. T was parodying that movie, but that movie was so shit that nobody possibly could've watched it but me.

I did see Varsity Blues once, but only once when it came out so it could possibly be a character from that movie that I don't remember.

>>81098538
I just realized I watched this scene with my parents and belly laughed when it came out when I was 13. Now I can't even be in the same room with them for Game of Thrones sex scenes.

>>81085584
BUT CAN HE PLAY?

>>81097917
To be fair, women have abandoned pants entirely in favor of yoga pants that pats their cellulite down.

It's not his fault he's never seen a woman in pants

>>81099178
What kind of parent would let their 13yr old child watch this?

That's literally insane

>>81099297
kek, are you mormon?

>>81084179
I know, right? I'll never understand why he chose his gf over her.

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>>81099028
>>81098899
Why does a stop sign in Russia just say STOP in Cyrillic?

Do Russians not have a word for Stop?

>>81099297
They didn't know, I'm sure they were embarrassed. We also saw American Pie. I suppose they were weird to let us watch that one, the commercials clearly showed you how inappropriate it was.

>>81099297
were you still in diapers at 13 or something, geeze. I watched way worse stuff than this.

>>81099468
Well yeah, but did you watch One man One Jar with your Mom?

>>81097970
LOVELESS

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>>81099408
Probably too long, and STOP became popular.

>>81096014
>Will she sleep with you? Only if you read THIS

Fuck, no wonder I'm still a virgin, I missed that article.

No longer will we wear blindfolds while jerking each other off!

>>81099028
Is she implying they are gay? Also Mia Kirshner is underrated.

>>81086155
>3 still has some alright bits, like the discussion about waking up dead.
What comes to mind immediately is the 8 Mile scene and the bit with Kevin Hart throwing paint on people. Solid movie. The ones after that aren't worth your time.

>>81098538

>it smells in here!

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>>81099666
Clogs look pretty girly desu.

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>>81096356

I thought Captain America was supposed to be GOOD, not evil.

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>>81099786
what a woman

>>81099849
he's a chad you dingus

>>81098247
>>81096869
i miss magazine jizz photos
the photoshop appeal had something. it was like masturbating to an art museum

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>>81099908
Yes, now I watch like 10 fragmented vids per fap, feels like some kind of sexual ADD sometimes.

>>81099028
>that tear in those net stockings
oh lord... what does this mean?

>>81096921

"You're a unique rebel Jamie!"

>>81086599
h-holy fug

the ol' cuffs snuggle up

>>81100077
you know EXACTLY what it means

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>>81101396
So sad, the JUSTiest JUST ever... But Amy and mouse girl were superior mean girls tbqh.

>>81101506
Fuck, marry, kill, mistress?

>>81101584
Marry Lacey Chabert. Ignore the other 3 completely because our marriage will be wholesome.

why was this movie so much better then all the other parodies from the same time?

>>81101506
>I've seen one of these chicks suck a dick

what a time

>>81101584
Fuck Lacey, marry Amanda, kill Regina

>>81101691
>turns out is wasn't lohan

how bout that.

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>>81101506
Meh, marry, kill, fuck.

>>81101584
fuck, marry, kill, mistress. order is already right

>>81086599
what a forward young lady

>>81086599
sauce?

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>>81098594
mfw never going to get this look "you were suppose to take me remember you forgot about me didn't you"

>>81092447
>Wasps
FUCK HOW HAVE I NEVER CAUGHT THAT

>>81101717
Nobody wants to watch Lohan leaks at this point, it's more sad than hot.

>>81102396
deepest lore

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>>81089676
Your wish is my kino

>>81086599
MY PEEPEE. MY PEE PEEEEE

>>81083848
Chris Evans would totally do this film now. Hollywood would never allow it to happen though.

>>81102396
The movie is pure kino, anon. 16 years later and there are still things to discover.

>>81102483
>you are now aware the Lacey Chabert is a wholesome Christian woman and she mostly does voice acting because she doesn't have to showcase her body and Hallmark channel movies because they are wholesome and promote good morals.

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>>81096049
when you disgusted / impressed with your white friends

>>81096027
moar

>>81086599
put me in le screencap XD

>>81103535
I dont care for this hairstyle

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>>81102483

>>81103581
fucking retard

>>81103647
M-MOSI-SISTER

>>81103647

>dirty pillows

>>81103907
morelike sweaty pillows

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>>81103939
>you will never suckle her sweaty pillows

>>81083708
I feel like this movie is RIGHT on the line of "actually pretty good parody / comedy movie" and "scary movie 4 / meet the spartans, 5 shitty gags a minute REFERENCE LOL!" shitfest.

But damn if they didn't have a point with the "Super fucking pretty girl is unpopular because hair put up and glasses" cliché. Same in X-men where NOBODY wants Mystique because she's blue. OH GOD, PLEASE NOT BLUE!!!, incredibly build sexy girl has blue skin, oh noes! what a monster! makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

>>81101506
Kill, Mistress, Marry, Fuck.

Lohan has to stay in her goddamn prime though.

>>81102942
Lacey is literally perfect. Truly God's gift to mankind.

>>81104911
thats not how women work, anon. the other 3 still look good to this day

>>81105203
Then swap Lindsay for Lacey.

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>>81105157

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>>81104073
>. Same in X-men where NOBODY wants Mystique because she's blue. OH GOD, PLEASE NOT BLUE!!!, incredibly build sexy girl has blue skin, oh noes! what a monster! makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

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>>81105804
Are you telling me you wouldn't hit this?

>>81106005
>>81106005
He's talking about the jlaw shitfest that is mystique probably doesn't even know that one existed.

>>81106005
>Rebecca
>Full body paint with pieces molded and individually placed onto her skin
>JLaw
>blue mystique Halloween costume

christ those movies sucked

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Thread reminded me that Mia Kirshner is someone I've been jacking it to for about two decades now. Bless this woman.

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You are going to die.

Are you prepared for your own mortality?

>>81106780
I thought it was clear that I mean rebecca when I talked about attractive women being made "weird and ugly" by minor details. I mean who the hell would have sex with Jlaw? Ew.

>>81106885
>Xmen 2:
>Amasing Mystique fight scenes
>badassery all around

>Jlaw Mystique
>can barely walk

At least this time she had a few lines, but I wish they hired a proper athletic girl over the "actress flavour of the month"
God thinking of that bitch reminded me of Battle Royale with cheese, and now I'm angry again.

>LIMP DICK FAG FUCKER
>woah, k, who told you that?

>>81096921
Melissa Joan Hart kinda looked like Emma Stone back then.

>>81108765
Melissa Joan Hart was a top tier waifu

>>81085895
it was so good it destroyed the genre of both parodies and teen movies.

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>>81107366
how is he getting blonder?

>>81084617
>1:40-2:02
Oh man, that video. She's the hottest looking brunette I remember from my teen years.

JANEY BRIGGS HAS GOT A GUN

fuck this movie still cracks me up

>>81110603
SO RUN AWAY

>>81110638
NOT JANIE BRIGGS, SHE HAS GLASSES! AND A PONY TAIL!

>>81086093
1 and 2 are godlike
3 and 4 are good
pretend 5 doesn't exist

>>81110317
He's indulging in the path to enlightenment. You know the kind I mean.

>>81103535
hue that was a foam popsicle

>>81098538

I miss Randy Quaid...

>>81110709
I genuinely did not know 5 existed

>>81110709
>watch 3 again
>surprised how much I laughed at it

"I GOT IT, WITHOUT THEIR HEADS THEY'RE POWERLESS!"

>>81110709
>That Pootie Tang running joke in Scary Movie 3

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>>81111311
>THEY GOT MY GRANDMA

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>>81097484
I hate fucking Duckie. I remember hearing about this movie when I was younger, about how Molly Ringwald should have chosen him. I watched it semi-recently. He's beyond irritating, and I wanted to strangle him with his bolo tie.

question for ameribellies

are those massive house parties from the teen comedies an actual thing? well, were they an actual thing back in the early 2000s?

seems super impractical

>>81110709
I honestly enjoyed 3 way better than 2, if it wasn't for the hand guy I would barely laugh at it.

>>81113249
>are those massive house parties from the teen comedies an actual thing? well, were they an actual thing back in the early 2000s
No. Nothing in this entire genre mirrors reality in any way.

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>>81106900
Shame how poorly she aged. She was top tier in the first season of 24, and that lesbian tv show.

>plays a married woman who cheats on her husband with a ladyfriend and then gets on her knees and sucks his dick out of guilt

CHINKS

IN

DA

HOUSE

Scary Movie 1
Not Another Teen Movie
Dude, where is my car?

The comfiest 00's kino

>>81113717
>not American Pie 2
>not first Harold and Kumar

dude you fucked up

>>81113753

Eutrotrip shits on both of those movies.

>>81110778
>You know the kind I mean.

the kind that involves using another man's semen to give you those sexy highlights?

>What's your favorite scary movie?
>Kazaam! You know, the one where Shaq plays a genie.

>>81085968
I love Naked Gun so much, one of my favorite movies

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>mfw chyler thread still alive

yay

>>81084188
Damn!

>>81114820
>tfw nobody replied on my post >>81083757

>>81096957
>CFNM
What the hell is that?

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Mitch:
>Sounds more like you're a lesbo
>You know dad's rule, if you don't have sex then I'm not allowed to

>>81116426
Clothed Female Nude Male

Welcome to this month's fapspo

>>81116426
Clothed female, naked male

>>81113859
>That's not a horror movie
>Yeah, well you've never seen Shaq act

>>81110603
Probably my favorite joke from the movie.
>janey's got a guuuuuuun
>"OH SHIT SHE'S GOT A GUN!"

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>>81101396
>>81101506

why couldn't we save her

>>81096682
These happened in early 2000s.
The 90s were much, much, much more kitch.

I was born in 89

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>>81086599
What happens next?

>>81092522
The best Wayans parody is I'm Gonna Git You Sucka.

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>>81096911
Fuck yes Loaded Weapon 1!!