>73% AHAHAHAHA, WEEABOOS ON SUICIDE WATCH

scarjo is muh strong female media icon. of course it will get undeserved review.

Why would weeaboos be on suicide watch? This is yet another example of modern Hollywood fucking up quality art.

BAKA looks like hollywood whitewashing and white supremacy win again...

so they finally made a black widow movie

>>81083613
but that's good

its actually great. just saw it

those who oppose are a bunch of nihilistic weebs that want their holy bible of animation untouched

>>81083950
>Why would weeaboos be on suicide watch?

they want this movie to fail because of "muh non-asian Major"

>>81083989

How was the arm ripping scene done? Does thetank still grab her by the head?

>>81083613
I'm a weeb and I have no expectations going into a live action anime adaption.
>Dragon ball evolution
>Attack on titan
Death note will suck too

>>81083613

Weeaboos hated the film before it even came out, you fucking retard.

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Reminder if you actually pay money to see ScarJo in a fucking body suit you are everything wrong with this world and should off yourself as soon as possible.

>>81084033
Death note already sucks so it's fine

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>>81083613

We weeaboos never asked for that movie to be made.

Hollywood please stay away from my animu.

Haven't you learned before after all the horrendous live action adaptions?

>>81084022
She still gets her arm ripped off, but the tank doesn't grab her head, it grabs Kuze head. Other difference is that in the original movie she fails trying to open the tank's hatch, but in this adaptation she succeeds and the robot is destroyed. Ah, and the tank is not controlled by an AI, it's controlled remotely by the Hanka president, which is the big bad for this movie.

>>81083934
Just like Lucy before yet the movie will wimp on like Lucy did too

Anime connoisseur here. I'm gonna watch the live action film and enjoy it for what it is while at the same time critiquing its faults as I know it won't be a perfect movie.

This is called not being autistic by the way.

no joke, this movie looks like garbage. but why does everyone use rottentomatoes as some holy grail of movie ratings?

/tv/ BTFO

WAAAAAAH THEY ARE ADAPTING JAPANESE MATERIAL IN A NOT FAITHFUL WAY!!!

>goes back at watching King Arthur being turned inot a woman
>goes back at watching japan interpret and change western stuff while smiling happily

>>81083613
>73%
So it is dogshit

>>81083613
Not as bad as I thought mate, I was fully expecting a sub-60.

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HERE COMES EVANGELION

>>81084389
>I'm going to enjoy a bad flick
>this is the non-autistic way

>>81083613
but, is it any good?

>>81083950
Because of the cyborg bodies, ethnicity is one of the least relevant things for casting a GITS movie in my opinion. I'm annoyed at how they butchered Oshii's iconic shots and sound design as well as what seems like a confused mismash of a plot.

More like Weaboo's in joy of the flop of this fucking shit

>>81084130
As with everything, they seem to have missed what made the original scene so great

>>81084491
Even the 1995 animation doesn't adapt the manga in a faithful way. Non of the variants of GitS have any significant ties to the source material or even each other.
Why are people so hung up on the concept that this MUST be a straight up shot-for-shot remake of that one film instead of an individual take on the concept? That's all GitS ever been till today.

>>81084586
It has a nude Scarlett Johannson in the ads. It's not gonna flop.

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>>81084013
>implying weebs care about 3D scarjo

Her being white has nothing to do with the hate of the film.

>>81084491
Lol true

>>81084700
So why do you hate the film?

>>81084700
>scarjo
>Her being white

When will this meme end

>>81084608
Because it keeps aping shots from the '95 movie as fanservice without understanding what made them iconic and memorable

>>81084608
fuck faithful adaptions, it didn't need to be made at all.

>>81084730
because they want Hollyjew and normies a thousand miles away from Anime and Manga, else they'll end up with the same cancer as capeshit

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>>81084730
The primary draw of the 95 film was the art and animation. It is not something that can be replicated with 3D. Beyond that they stripped away the transhuman elements and reduced the story to a mystery about her past. They destroyed the character that you find in the 95 film and the TV series.

>>81084730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jafd97yJFOI

>>81084730
Why wouldn't i hate a movie about ScarJo fighting off evil corrupted CEOs in skin colored suit, because that's totally what the anime was about right? fuck you.

>>81084608
SAC is based moreso on Oshii's interpretation than the manga, famalam

>>81084947
>I can't jerk off to ScarJo as I do with the Major! This is worthless and ruined!

>>81084826
lmao
Fucking normies

>>81084811
This guy gets it

The bed/window scene is ruined by taking place a fluorescent FUTURE ROOM versus an apartment that someone would plausibly live in

>>81084986
>i jerk off to ScarJo
my condolences...

>>81084811
>it is not something that can be replicated
That's, like, an opinion dude.
>stripped away transhuman elements
I'm sure you haven't even seen it.
>they destroyed the character from the film and show
Probably true with '95 Kusanagi but SAC Kusanagi was boring as shit. The show had nothing deep going for it because it was an enjoyable detective series.

>>81084755
jews are white ok?

>>81084986
People don't generally sexualize Kusanagi. Yes she is often in skimpy outfits, or naked, but that is because she values her body that little. It is just something that she puts on, like a person puts on clothing.

>>81083613
>73%
>embargo hasn't even been lifted
this will drop lower, critics won't pass up the chance to look woke.

>>81084811
you already saw the new movie?

now get off my board you retarded weebfag REEEEEE

>>81083613

The original movie was garbage. ScarJo in the Shell is better.

>>81085080
>embargo hasn't even been lifted

do you even know what embargo means?

>>81085072
Not all of them. There can be black jews.

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>>81084529
>this brown eyed subshuman as asuka

>>81085075
>People don't generally sexualize Kusanagi

>this weeb delusion

She has always been a shitty fanservice character aimed at permavirgins.

>>81084947
No one is implying they're the same thing nor do they have to be. We've already proven that every Gits adaptation has been a separate interpretation of the source material based on the director's vision. Judge it as a standalone film you fucking weeaboo trash. But you won't do that because your anime goggles clout any critical thinking that you might otherwise use to critique this film.

>>81085108
THAS RIGHT

>>81085087
I'm a pretty big apologist for this new film but nothing comes close to the '95. SAC, Arise, the original manga.. Nothing holds a candle to it real.

>>81085119
We will judge it as a standalone film when it stops copying scenes from the movie.

>>81085108
THAS RITE

>>81085072
>jews are white ok?
L
O
L

>>81085119
>wants to be considered a "different standalone" in the same vein as SAC or Arise
>uses shot for shot scenes from the 95 anime.
"standalone" my taint.

>>81083613
>no nipples
eeeh..

>>81083613
TOO MANY WHITE PEOPLE 1/10

>be GiTS
>have one good movie and series
>the rest is garbage
>the remakes are laughable
>OMG THEY RUINING IT! THIS ADAPATION IS TRULY THE WORST THING EVER

>>81083613
this is a pretty accurate prognostic of how the Wonder Woman flick will do at pleb tomatoes.

>>81085328
If that were the case then why wasn't Underworld and Resident Evil certified freshies?

>>81085353
cuck

>>81085271
and as it turns out, the movie shittier than Arise. Even the Tachikoma shorts were kino in comparison.

>>81085374
excuse me?

>>81085463
>I am biased

well, good to know

how is 73 bad at all???

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>tfw 3d is literally the only option in every cinema box around be for the entire weekend
should i just go?

>>81085518
>i eat shit
good to know, indeed.

>>81084083
>we
>my animu

>>81085534
What this guy said. Ghostbuster 2016 got a 73 and it was a great movie.

>>81083954
>Jews
>White
>please
>Stop
>it

>>81084700
>jew
>white
do you mean not jap

>>81083613

lol?

with rating like this, Ghost in the Shell is GUARANTEED to start time of good anime adaptations

you absolute retard

>>81083613
>30 critics total
don't these movies usually have +200 people reviewing them? Also movie will be a 72 when White reviews it.

>cartoon was about a naked woman fighting giant robots
>movie has an almost naked woman fighting robots

Is it because the robots aren't big enough? Or the lack of nipples that have the weebs so upset.

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>>81084529
have you seen this ugly piece of shit recently? I follow her on SC and man she is fucking hard to look at.

>>81086357
well memed my friend

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>>81086304

>Also movie will be a 72 when White reviews it.

>go check his Kong review
>starts talking in detail about a completely different movie after a single paragraph

This fucking guy

>>81084529
4.0 will be live action

>>81086357
>"why you hate Ghost Busters, it's the same concept but with women"
>"What's wrong with The Force Awakens? It's the same thing was A New Hope"

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>>81084033
It's not just "Death note will suck".

Pic related, the Death Note adaptation is already guaranteed to suck because of the changes they've made.

>>81086476
Well in those cases it's clear misogyny.

This is clearly something else. Either lack of nipples or the loli spider robots.

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>>81083613
>WEEABOOS ON SUICIDE WATCH
just imagine if instead scarjew they were chosen a black woman

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>>81083613
It's 68% now kek

>>81086561
JUST

>>81086561
67% if you include the incoming Armond White review.

>>81086591

more like 69%, i feel like this is the kind of movie that Armond would give a positive review, just to trigger all the SJWs complaining about whitewashing

>tomatosite
lmao
why would any of u care for that shitty site

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>angry sjws giving bad reviews because they are dictating who should or shouldnt be asian in a role
>implying there isn't an unironically angry butthurt SJW angrily shitposting 4chan with threads like these to SHOW THEM how you don't fuck with their agenda

>>81086620
ah, good point!

>>81086620
If the weebs hate the film as much as the SJW then who the fuck likes this garbage?

>>81086716

normies

>>81086728
Weebs rather not have this film exist at all
SJWs want a live action with their PC casting.

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>>81083613
>"Can you feed the dogs for me? I don't want to scare them"
;_;

I loved Batou in this movie.

>That scene when a group of men find Batou sitting on a roof drinking a beer as the same dog from Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence is with him as starts to whinge to tell him that people are behind him as Batou continues to just sit there before turning around and shooting them instantly.

BASED

>>81083613
Who cares about rt? Imdb is more accurate

>>81083613
Well of course it's gonna be shit you can't make a good live action movie out of an anime

>Average rating: 6.2/10
Yeah its still shit

>>81083613

Hmm. So when you deduct the SJW tax, that becomes a 33% score.

>>81084529
Nope.

The atmosphere and character interactions are too weeb to be Americanized.

>>81086917
your normies will see nothing but the big red tomato.

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>>81083950
>art

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>Hides in car after being shot at by thugs
>opens door and shoots three instantly when they think he"s dead
>walks over to guy on ground
>"Don't send a rabbit to kill a fox"
>shoots him up close before emptying remaining bullets in his gun and walks away
This movie seriously needed more action because there was hardly any of that in this... but then apart from the story just being an Origin movie, I guess the weebs should like that they did not turn this into an action movie as a lot thought. It is mainly dialogue driven with glitches of Scarjo's past appearance around her occasionally as she finds out the truth what happened to her.

Dont worry: none of Section 9 are the bad guys.

There is a scene when people are coming to assasinate each member 1 by 1 of Section 9 and they all are ready to defend themselves. Was a great short scene.

>>81087012
Normies will hear "based on anime" and think its some kind of robot tentacle rape movie.

>>81083613
true weeaboos would actually hate this JEW-WASHED video

>>81083613
Someone should calculate what percentage of the negative reviews include the word "whitewashing" or "race".

>>81087075
you know the marketing will say "based on the comic"

>>81086914
I've seen it and really liked it.

Yes it needed more philosophical themes and Kuze I guess could have been better written instead of "Look what they done to me. I will get revenge" but then the whole movie was basically an Origin Story of Scarjo's character.

As Origin stories go, they did a brilliant job with this one and for a director who has hardly many any work, he did a pretty fucking great job.

CGI was 9/10. Only thing that bothered me is during the spider tank scene a wall collapses under Scarjo and she quickly runs out before being crushed and you can tell she is CGI there with how fast she moves up a ledge but otherwise this movie had impressive visual effects.

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>>81087088
When you know the plot twist of this movie, you wont call it whitewashing.

I got heaps emotion in the cinema when I found out about Scarjo's true past.

But will it beat Power Rangers at the box office?

>>81087286
Hell yes. It's a far better story that never gets you bored

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>>81083613

Saw it last night at a press screening. It was decent. Only problem is that they don't "merge" at the very end and they include a "lover" subplot between Major and The Puppeteer. Best moment is when Batou and Major are in the boat.

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>>81087271
>muh true past
>muh evil corporation
>muh revenge plot

do they pay you to shill for this garbage or do you do it for free?

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>>81087322
Ive seen it and there was no lover subplot between Kuze and Scarjo. Kuze just offered for Scajo to join him.

They very much copied the ending of the 1995 movie BUT the movie ended on a really positive note.

This is an origin story and Scarjo found out who she was so them copying the 1995 ending when Major gets a new body just wouldnt fit this movie so I understand why they made it end on a good note.

Definitely want a sequel

Btw they copies pic related but with Kuze instead as then Major comes in to save him as she rips the tank roof off as she loses an arm - with an expression just like the 1995 movie.

>>81087286
Power Rangers is a complete flop.

I mean the GitS adaptation isn't good, but it's got a few good things going for it.

Power Rangers has virtually nothing.

>>81086959
This, Ghost in the Shell is one of the few animu/mango that doesn't use generic shitty tropes like the rest of the medium.

>>81087371
Fuck off weeb sjw

>>81087286
not a chance. normiebook is filled with power rangers shit

>>81087450
>I mean the GitS adaptation isn't good, but it's got a few good things going for it.
This. Like I said, this is an Origin story and any American super hero fan should like this if they are into origin stories.

I hope they do a sequel and then do more philosophical themes

>>81087371
>give me the same movie like the 1995 one
That would suck if they copied that so much

Wait, how the fuck is this a "SJW" movie?

>>81087539
>American super hero fan
What the fuck do they have to do with jap cyberpunk shit, normie?

>>81087440
>with an expression just like the 1995 movie.
I was really skeptical of ScarJo's acting with all the footage released before the movie, but a lot of people are praising her acting in the movie, and how close it is to the anime, is that your opinion aswell ?

>>81087539
Why is an origin story necessary? Start the film in media res. Cover any necessary past events with some clever exposition or if necessary a flashback.

>>81087576

They did copy the movie. They just threw away the plot.

>>81087576
but copying other action films is fine.

>>81087598
Actually yes. Scarjo was fucking great as Major in this movie.

She played the role very stoic like she should and conveyed right expressions.

>>81083613
that's like the sum of the last three DC movie's score

62% now and on a steady decline.

It's over.

>>81087636
>the 1995 movie had a plot
Evil ghost hacker offers Major to join him so they can wreck the system

That is the entire plot thrown with philosophical dialogue...

The plot isnt what makes GitS 1995 great as people say

>>81087576
They could have at least copied the style better.

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>>81087440
>there was no lover subplot between Kuze and Scarjo.

Yes there was, lovers in their previous bodies, it was fucking retarded. The mother subplot was also garbage for a first movie. They dedicated whole scenes to it. If they were smart they would of done it like Dredd and leave the main character's background open with cliffhangers to expore in future sequels. I went with a bunch of friends who loved the anime and always had enough cognizance to realize that they can't make the movie 100% same as the anime. They all said it felt way to dumb downed and spoon feeds way too much. It is in a weird marketplace trying to appeal to weebs and normal people. One of the few satisfactions I got from seeing it was hearing a white person say "Spider Tank" in English.

>>81087792
>implying the ghost hacker was "evil"
>implying their goal was to "wreck the system"

Really though this is an example of why the GitS 1995 plot couldn't have worked in a Hollywood film, you need to dumb this shit down so an American audience can understand it.

>>81086518
>it's clear misogyny
This whole fucking website can't actually be this fucking cucked, can it?

>>81087838
I really enjoyed the mother backstory tho.

And Iike they did give us the backstory because then if this doesnt get a sequel (which I hope it does) then we have a nice blade runner like thriller movie

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>>81087792
>Evil ghost hacker offers Major to join him so they can wreck the system

>>81087914
Keep believing the 1995 movie is an amazing magic thing that Hollywood cant touch weeb

I loved how they included the 1995 movie references in this Scarjo one, mixing and turning them around to make sense of this story.

People that have seen it. Are the negative reviews because it's not like the anime? Is it a good stand alone film?

>>81084050
What's wrong with that?

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>>81084529
Already happened

>>81088083
We see Scarjo's side boobs as she strips and we see her back for few seconds btw

I guess the PG 13 rating alloaed that

>>81087938
>And Iike they did give us the backstory because then if this doesnt get a sequel

You make it sound like every movie needs a Marvel-esque origin story opening, which it doesn't. With a simple plot as GitS, character development shouldn't be hard. I keep going back to Dredd for this example because it really fits.

>>81088072
Yes.
> Is it a good stand alone film?
It is decent, not great though.

>>81083950
its pretty common on edgeboards, if normal people enjoy something, they automatically its considered pleb-tier by edgelords, no matter if its movie based on cartoon or programming language

>>81084083
The original is very overrated. Good, not a masterpiece.

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Looks like I'm gonna go see it tonight.

>>81088226
This. Innocence is better

>>81088226
Most critics disagree.

>>81088207
>they automatically its considered pleb-tier

>>81088303
>>81088247
Liking or disliking things for political reasons is retarded.

>>81088247
>>81088303
lel how long do white people have before they go into extinction

>>81088001
>I loved how they included the 1995 movie references in this Scarjo one, mixing and turning them around to make sense of this story.

I mean, if it makes it easier for people like you to understand, then it's working regardless of how much it's butchered.

>>81088247
>>81088303
How is it political? Seen it and dont understand.

>>81088438
You need to understand that these people watch movies and that is all they look for is a reason to be offended.

>>81088405
Ghost in the Shell 2017 takes place in 2070 and there is lots of white people

>>81088460
which people? those critics or the people screen capping those critics?

The garbageman scene was cool

>Kuze gets into mind of garbageman as he tries to kill Hanka woman before he runs away and they shot by shot adapt the 1995 scene

>>81088471
I mean in the real world, white people are getting cucked so hard, why aren't you stopping this

>>81088471
Who would want a robot body that is any other color but white?

>>81088517
I doing my part by cucking blacks and wiping out their race.

The African black chick with a british accent was cute. Didnt do much in movie tho

>>81084491
Yeah but when the Japanese do it it usually ends up being good.

>>81088548
you'll only be getting lightskin niggers

>>81088571
exactly. No more negro skin niggers

>>81087598
The only thing that annoyed me was her constantly asking kuze "WHO ARE YOU?!

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>>81088554
>implying The Departed isnt a better movie than the Chinese version

>>81088594
but then white will also be gone, we'll all just be sandniggers and lightskin niggers

>>81083613
73% is good for a live action anime, retard.

>>81088599
>Spider tank scene takes place around Major's lost past
I liked that

>>81084033
They already made a live action Attack on Titan?

>>81088622

it's at 61 %.

>>81084130
not suprised its shit

>>81083613
>normalfags love a terrible remake of a movie that takes all complexity out and turns it into shitty robocop
What a surprise

>>81088644
Thats because some critics are idiots. This movie deserves a 70% for being great at an American version.

Stop calling the 1995 movie the best thing ever cos its not

>WE DONT KNOW ABOUT HER PAST SO THAT MAKES MOVIE BETTER
No

>>81088617
There will be nothing but sandniggers and Chinese in the real future.

>>81088617
then the lightskins breed out the sandniggers

>>81088666
This movie had no action scenes at all apart from 1 minute here and there so no it isnt Robocop

>>81088666
>muh anime is deep and complex for real intellectuals! *snorts*

>>81088679
>This movie deserves a 70% for being a parody of the original

Sure

>>81088700
what the fuck do we get then

>>81083613
>Despite the beautiful eye-popping world it creates, the sci-fi film Ghost in the Shell is a defective mess with lifeless characters, missed chances for thematic exploration and a minefield of political incorrectness.

>minefield of political incorrectness

Why does anyone give a shit about RT """reviews""" again?

>>81088679
that's a great imitation of a sperg-out.
in particular I like how your English broke down at
>for being great at an American version

>>81088679
At times the past of a character is irrelevant to the story being told. Take the 95 film, you don't need to know how she became a cyborg, you don't need to know her past history. What is relevant is that she is a cyborg now and she questions the very idea of her humanity.

Wasting times telling the audience irrelevant details only waste time that can be spent on the core of the story. Yes, in the new film, her past is important because they stripped away the concepts that made the story interesting. They turned it into a mystery about her past and an evil corporation.

>>81088733
we're not done yet. we need to breed out the kikes, then the chinks.

>>81088733
Genetically speaking, Ethiopians.

>>81088713
No m8 that's the thing. The original isn't incredibly deep but this movie is made for people who can't even handle that.

>>81088749
sorry shill.
everyone from the franchise's fans to the normies to the tumblrinas think your boss's film is bad.

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>>81088679
>This movie deserves a 70% for being great at an American version

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>>81088808

>>81088808
some ethiopians can be cute

>>81088789
China is already a steep ahead of you.
https://qz.com/857156/uganda-is-worried-about-the-number-of-chinese-men-marrying-their-women/

>>81088644
>it's at 61 %.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

>>81088890
I wonder if their's a ugandan equivalent to /pol/

>>81088226
It's okay that you didnt 'get it'

friendly reminder that imdb is superior.

>>81083613

We all knew it was going to be shit.

I'm still going to go watch it though.

>>81088999

stay there.

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>>81088890
>future will belong to niggerchinks

I am okay with this.

>>81088382

Ghost in the Shell is literally about politics and terrorism.

What is so complex about Gits anyway?
Its just a animu copy of neuromancer and blade runner.
No new concepts have been produced.
It's the stunning visuals that make it remarkable.

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>>81088405
>lel how long do white people have before they go into extinction

Hopefully less than 20 years. Otherwise they will keep electing Republican presidents and destroy the planet.

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>>81089198
>Its just a animu copy of neuromancer and blade runner.

Kys.

>>81089198
I have a feeling you've never seen Blade Runner or Ghost in the Shell, nor have you read Neuromancer or Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep.

That is the only way you could come to that conclusion.

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>A bloated, bombastic and ultimately vacuous orgy of mayhem that-if you'll permit a play on its heroine's title-proves a Major disappointment.
>Major disappointment.

It's a rule that you have to make dumb puns when you work as a film critic?

>>81085587
>dumb pieces of shit forcing the word "kino" in every post like absolute drones
>think they have good tastes.
By all means, go watch the movie, with friends and family if possibly, you deserve it champ.

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>>81089398
If he had he would have know that Bubblegum Crisis is the weeb version of Blade Runner. At least BGC had an awesome soundtrack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajTAnMqhZB8

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TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN~

>>81089557

It's two bad reviews away from rotten.

>>81089557
holy shit there was like 30 positives and maybe 12 negatives and it jumped to 23??

>>81089224
White people are the only ones who care about the environment

>>81089557
It must be fucking awful for a scarjo flick to get this rating.

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>>81089724

Left-wing white people (and Jews) care about the environment, but they are in the minority. It's better to remove the tumor completely rather than risk it killing the entire body.

>>81088811
If the 95 film isn't "incredibly deep" by your standars, then why make a ripoff like this?
Explain your reasoning, cancer, using the least amount of buzzwords and "epin memes" if possible.

>>81089871
What

>>81089898
>he actually thinks he can derail the discussion to save face
We're still waiting for that incredible answer, anon.

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LOOK AT THE TOP OF HER HEAD

UHUUUUHUUUHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>81089398
As a matter of fact, I've read Neuromancer, watched Gits 95, innocent and the Blade Runner movie.
Let's be honest, the 95 movie has copied a lot from the Gibson novel.

>cyber space
>use one's own mind to hack in a computer
>Al as the new superior life form
>The religious climax that one conscience merged with another to transcendinto something larger: Motorola in Gits and Neuromancer in the novel

If you have read the original manga, it even uses the terms cyber space
There so much similarities the you have to be retarded to not noticing

>>81088474
The critics. Just take a look at The Great Wall and Iron Fist Season 1 reviews.... totally out of proportion and bullshit. Modern film critics are absolutely fucking retarded.

I want this garbage to bomb so fucking bad. Die die die.

>>81090031
I have no idea what the fuck you're even trying to say here.

>>81090088

Ghost in the Shell takes a lot of elements from Neuromancer but the stories and characters are completely different. The world is also different, in Neuromancer corporations have overwhelming power while in GitS governments still have a huge amount of influence.

>>81090088
Just forgot to add a point: strong female cyborg as protagonist.

>>81090088
http://www.tristanvick.com/writerly-things/cyperpunk-ghost-in-the-shell-vs-neuromancer

It's just something people like to say, I suppose. Probably because both authors are talking about similar things and have familiar content but, as seems to be the case, most are likely unaware that Gibson and Shirow began publishing their popular works at approximately the same time.

They both started publishing at the in late 1982 and early 1983 respectively, just a few months apart from one another. Not enough time to be influenced by the other due to translation barriers. (Just to put this into perspective, it took 2 whole years for translators to translate Neuromancer into Japanese).

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>>81089557
>>81090139
AH SHIT TI'S GONNA FLOP!

>>81090270
>Just forgot to add a point: strong female cyborg as protagonist.

You just confirmed that you have never read it.

Molly is not the protagonist of Neuromancer.

>>81083950
Because only Weebs care about muh baby cartoons being whitewashed

>>81090345

There is no competition, so it's gonna make money even if the consensus is that it's mediocre. Hopefully the backlash will stop ScarJew from making more movies in the franchise.

>>81083613

> Implying fans didn't hate it the minute they announce they where making it

As fan of Oshii and GITS it was obvious they where gonna fail since America's narrative is really lacking these days and most of the audience wouldn't understand the original plot so dumb it down was a must.

Film criticism is dead, bury it.

Consider this mercy.

>>81090592

If they gave it to the right writer and/or director it could work. Like the guy who made Ex Machina.

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>>81090621
>still being a DCuck in 2017

>>81090380
She is one of the protagonist, don't cherry pick on words.

>>81090288
Yes, the manga may be created independently, but the climax of Gits 95 resembles the novel so much that no one can deny the influences.

>>81090681
>being an mcuck ever

>>81088251
The one with the horrendously bad CGI that's straight up distracting?

>>81084608
>Why are people so hung up on the concept that this MUST be a straight up shot-for-shot remake
But that's what people are complaining about, the movie takes too much from the '95 one.

>>81084511
And it's back down to 60. Spoke too soon I guess.

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Just seen the film in the UK,

Solid fan service throughout the film. Feels like they literally just to cram GITS 1, 2 and SAC all into a 90 min film. Still enjoyed it and would give it a solid 3.5 / 5.

Will answer questions if people want.

>>81090955
You are the cancer killing the film industry

>>81087069
Aramaki never once fired a weapon in the manga, films or series. He's a brain, not a warrior

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>>81091000

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>>81090955
Tell us about the battle tank
How was it?

>>81085075
THe Major was naked in the film because her cyborg "birth" mirrors birth in the womb, and at the end when she is shot she leaves earth as she entered it; naked.

In the manga, she is naked primarily due to Shirow's fetish for crotch shots and greasy skin

>>81090776

I am not cherry picking, you said something that's blatantly wrong and I just pointed out how you are full of shit.

>>81091045
Fairly CGI heavy, seems a bit out of place as the CEO villain just decides that he'll hijack a tank to kill Major

A lot of parralels to the 1995, the claw to the face is Kuze this time not Major.

There is a laughable scene where Major jumps up falling debris like that Legolas from that Webm that gets posted.

They do the muscle scene, she only loses her arm though and destroys the tank. Then the Chief kills the CEO in his office.

>>81090848
>horrendously bad CGI

Kys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IGTiFuDjTI

>>81090955
Why do you have such shit taste?

>>81091126
>In the manga, she is naked primarily due to Shirow's fetish for crotch shots and greasy skin

In the manga she doesn't run around naked.

>>81090632

Well yes, there are directors and writers that could have pulled it off but, as always, a slower paced movie more focused on the original conflict and character development would have considerable reduced the viewers demographic that just want an action sci fi flick with Scarlet showing her rack and nice visuals.

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>>81083613
Just saw this in the cinema, it was a solid Hollywood action movie for the masses.
On par, can't complain, technically good, about as exciting as you'd expect.

Any extremely high scores are shills, and any low scores are bitter animu weebs.
Its an alright movie, would recommend a watch.

>>81091235
SHe does in 2.0 Man-machine interface

Also it's really weird the Chief speaks only Japanese but everyone speaks English to him

Did the actor just refuse to speak English? Or was Scarjo too retarded to speak Japanese?

>>81088251
>>81090848
innocence is actually more kino but i agree that the cgi was shit

>>81091260

If they wanted to make a fun action movie they should have done that instead and ditch the serious tone. Also find a director known for making fun movies like Jon Favreau or J. J. Abrams. The manga had a more humorous tone and so they could have grabbed more elements from that.

>>81084013
>73% isn't a failure
>rotten tomato scores mattering at all

We don't want it to fail because of >muh no asian major. Those are the idiot SJWs on twitter. We want it to fail because Hollywood is god awful. An unattractive pudgy kike isn't exactly what we had in mind for a Major either.

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>>81091325
>He just didn't..

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>>81091314

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>>81091174
Looks like something out of a 1998 video game fmv

>>81091324

In Man-machine interface she is "naked" when in cyberspace. Her physical bodies do have clothes.

>>81091314
>it was a solid Hollywood action movie for the masses.
But there was no action in it... some gun fights but they were so short that they were over in a second.

I did however enjoy it so much

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>>81083613
God damn it. I knew I should have stayed away from 4chan for another week.

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Pic related, Major pretty much does this and it looked awful lol

>>81091506
That scene when she is running in a hallway, kills some guys, slides to grab a gun was awesome

>>81090345
ratings =/= box office

>>81091431
He's bad at integrating cgi, his live action films are the worst examples. That being said, Innocence is among the least jarring, it was done well for the most part

>>81091398

I can get offended by everything at the same time.

- Scarlett Johansson is getting older and has never been that cute either. She is a mediocre actress with little charisma.
- I wouldn't mind the whitewashing if they set the movie in America. But they didn't do that so fuck them.
- They are just copypasting scenes from the anime without taking the ideas of the source material seriously.
- They gave the property to a fucking no-name director just to make a quick buck.

I hate these people and I hope this and Death Note flops so we don't have to endure an adaptation of Evangelion.

>>81091431
1998 videogame FMVs look stellar tho desu

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>"I was not built to dance"
What did she mean by this?

>>81091431
...that scene took 12 months to animate. show some respect

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>>81091646
>- Scarlett Johansson is getting older and has never been that cute either.
I found her very cute in this movie

>those ass shots when she walks down street
It was perfect

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>>81091803
1 year to make this MTV-kino.
It's still shit.

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Movie needed more Togusa

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This scene wasn't in the movie at all. What is meant to be happening here?

Did they think it was too Asian to keep it in?

>>81088858
says the stupid shit with a mask that doesn't stop anything

>>81091933
It's actually great faggot.

>>81091993

>american education

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The other guy in the club scene reminded me of Jared Leto's Joker. Not pic related but another guy who keeps saying to Scarjo "DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE" and laughs

Eh the original was shit so why should I care about this one?

I saw the movie being advertised on a billboard today. Must be a large budget tb h

>>81092042
Because this movie takes references from the original with an origin story which explains what the original didn't and makes it actually memorable.

>inb4 the weebos reply to me and say the 1995 movie is a masterpiece because MUH EVIL GHOST HACKER WANTS TO TAKE OVER WORLD
Please stop. The Scarjo movie actually made Ghost in the Shell great.

If you liked Harrison Ford's Blade Runner, watch this.

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>>81092042
>>81092097
>you will never have shit taste like that

>>81091981
I think it was suppose to be the place where Kazu had all the people linked up in a server farm (Which was never elaborated in the film so if you haven't watched SAC makes no sense)

>>81091942
Literally in 3 scenes. It was laughable how they introduced a new female agent and Togusa got sidelined because of it.

>>81091877

Her body is 100% CGI in the movie.

60%

one bad review away from rotten

>>81085108
CRY WHITE BOY CRY

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The lesbian kiss was cut out. Possibly we will get an unrated version.

>>81092151
The female agent didn't do much either though

>>81092193
It's my second favorite film of the year, Logan being my first. Please let there be more fresh reviews

Also
>Fresh: 37
>Rotten: 25
That's not bad for an anime adaption

>>81092151
>Which was never elaborated in the film so if you haven't watched SAC makes no sense
Why? They already mentioned he made a server to connect lots of people so explaining a little more on this wouldn't have hurt.

Instead it felt like a subplot that was not continued

>>81092208
I assume to avoid American backlash

She just touches her face and then the entire movie just moves on. The kiss shows that she is losing / has no interest in relationships.

The touch of the face just suggests she can't feel pain anymore.

what went wrong?

>>81084811
Does the movie follow the manga at all? I've only read the manga

>>81092395
We have archives for a reason, I can't really summarize it, but starts with making every movie a remake.

>>81092273
Good live action adaptations of anime exists?

>>81091646
seriously iconoclasm is stronk here
no one confuses the moon for the sun

>>81087629
Too complex for normies

it's not going to be my hill to die on, it's not a great film, but I just saw it and just like Assassin's Creed it's a visually fantastic film with stilted dialogue that's going to get shit on by critics who otherwise enjoy big dumb action films because it lacks quips

OFFICIALLY ROTTEN

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>81092394
It was a good scene and was important for Scarjo's Major who wants to feel more human like she used to be.

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>Rotten tomatoes give Iron Fist shitty reviews because they cast a white person as a white character instead of an asian
>They give Ghost In The Shell good reviews for casting a jew as an asian character

Anyone who takes these "reviewers" seriously need to get gassed.

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>>81092549
>>They give Ghost In The Shell good reviews for casting a jew as an asian character

>He doesn't know the plot twist which explains the reason behind this

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>>81092444

There are literally millions of suns in the night sky.

There is literally nothing wrong with being an iconoclast.

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>>81092497

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What went wrong?

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We did it Reddit/Tumblr/NeoGAF/Twitter!

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>my ex look exactly like scarlett johansen
>broke up with me because she wanted to "experience college" before she graduates

There is no worse feel on the face of the earth.

>>81092497
Fantastic.

>>81092645
>was 35 fresh few minutes ago
>now 37 fresh
>gets 1 more rotten review
>becomes rotten
wait what

>>81092594
why couldn't the body be another japanese or a chinese or a quintessential british(african)?

>>81092594
Reviews have already mentioned it. It's still dumb and feels like they wrote it in anticipatinf the backlash, which is possibly worse.

>>81084529
she looks completely dead inside these days

She got cultural marxism'd to the point of no recovery

>>81092681
WE DID IT REDDIT

>>81092713
Name a single female minority who can act

>>81090462
>Hopefully the backlash will stop ScarJew from making more movies in the franchise.
I take it you haven't seen it? Scarjo was amazing as Major

>>81092727
Such is life for women with no father figure.

>>81092690
>admitted she wanted to be a whore
You're better off anon. Go find a non-slut and be happier.

>>81092549
>They give Ghost In The Shell good reviews

lmao good reviews

>>81092758
Scarlett Johansson can't act either. All she does is put on a resting bitch face and frowns when she wants to be "serious".

>>81092690

If you really like her you can start again later, she will also have a lot more experience which is good.

>>81083613

Why would I be sad? A franchise I like got an entry which, apparently, isn't shit.

>>81092711

>found the american

calculate: (1 - 26/(26+37))*100

>>81092835
>Scarlett Johansson can't act either.
then why did she earn millions as an actress einstein

>>81092873
Teenage boys.

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>>81092794
She looked like PRIME scarjo tho

It's a travesty

>>81092779

Kys.

Hollywood can try against in 2 years with an actress that's not old and fat.

>>81092918
Prime ScarJo isn't rare. You could find several dozen women that look the same or a million times better on any random college campus anywhere in the country.

>>81083613
Now that it is at 59%, should we have your mom keep an eye on you or do you need some time alone to masturbate to the internet before killing yourself?

>>81092873
Because people think she's hot. Which she isn't anymore. Fan Bingbing makes more money than her so if your argument is that making a lot of money=good actress then there's your answer to if there's a minority actress on the same level as ScarJo.

>>81092908
teenage boys have billions of free porn videos on the internet, they wouldn't watch a movie just because of a pretty face.

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>>81092839
>eating delicious meal
>food is taken away to be chewed by a table full of diners
>they spit it out onto a platter
>food is returned to you
>bon apatite

>>81092989
>they wouldn't watch a movie just because of a pretty face.

Have you seen the waifufags in MCU threads? They sure as shit do.

One weird aspect of the film is that it's revealed that Motoko was an anti-Government activist who was against Trans-humanism

Then after she finds all this out she stays at Section 9 as a Government hitman.

OP on suicide watch

>>81092989
Those are regular everyday whore's that lack the status of being a world known famous face/body.

>>81093072
True dat.

Think they were going with the 'omg how ironic, the activist girl got made into the thing she hated! See how even more evil the corporation is?'

But still yeah as you say, that she still stayed in Section 9 after finding that out is sort of weird.

>>81092829
stupid sexy robots

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>>81093072
SJW's strike again.

>>81083950
>t.weeaboo on suicide watch

>>81093200
>>81084013
>>81090385
>>81093229

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

/tv/ on SUICIDE WATCH

>>81093229
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