That would have been so much better, right?

But guns are banned in China

>>81082800
Shanghai Noon 2 - planecrash boogaloo

>>81082818
So is viglantism. Aren't most superhoes breaking the law? E.g. Spider-Man and Batman are regarded as criminals.

That's pretty funny. You guys aren't crying about this too are you? Jesus give those tear ducts a rsest it's a joke.

>>81082800
I'd watch it.

>>81082800
Yes. There should be superheroes outside of New York already, it's fucking boring. The monologue at the end of DD season 2 pretty much confirmed how awesome the writers think NYC is.

Texans haven't been gunslingers for years.
They're all liberals faggots who are too busy jerking themselves off over how liberal and progressive they are.

Would be pretty cool. With Clint Eastwood cameo s as her spirit animal or some shit

>>81082800
she gets her power from eating burgers too

>>81082976

Yea i was surprise to find out Austin, Texas is a sjw shithole.

What the actual fuck happened to texas, was it all the closet gays that started to take over.

>>81082800
>she returns years later and one hundred pounds heavier with the mystical arts of gunslinging and anthem-singing

>>81082972
I don't get all the hype around New York. It's OK but not worth the money.

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>>81082800
>she becomes an empowered woman after spending time in the west

Both ideas are equally good.

Oriental girl gains a slight edge because of the novelty though.

>>81083082

You've probably never been there

>>81083135
What's that goofy shit from?

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>>81082976
Nope don't think so bud. Step outside of Austin next time

>>81083082
Californians

>>81083135
>Leaves a loving man at the alter only to be pumped and dumped by Chad and ends up naked and alone

>>81083202
It's from the movie Confessions Under Coloured Kisses

>>81083082
>surprised to find out about Austin
you must be 18 to post here

>>81083082

All cities are SJW shitholes.

>>81083135
fucking what

kek

>>81082846
don't some people consider them criminals in their own universes to?

Conservatives are so sensitive. This is clearly a joke. Why do you all have to be such special snowflakes?

i would prefer a chinese girl go down on my crotchal wilderness and return years later with the mystical art of cockgobbling mmmmm

>>81083135
Reminds me of that Extra gum ad with the woman running away from her wedding.

>>81082800
I'd watch that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D8izE40YFs

>>81083135
damn, she showed me. fuck men

>>81083346
They won the election, it's their turn to be offended by everything and take jokes at face value.

>>81082918
This will always make me laugh.

No, because western cultures are actually fucking civilized, unlike eastern savages. She would have been returned home immediately, she wouldn't have been taken in by some weird ass religious nutjobs.

>>81082800
That sounds actually cool

>>81083379
fucking jej

>>81082800
Is he implying that wouldn't be cool as shit?

>>81083346
>Conservatives

>>81082972

if its like london or rome where ive lived then its a nice place to live for a month or two or to visit then it becomes a fucking grind

>>81083135
i don't get it
wat.
she doesn't want to be a houswife and mother and thus becomes a cumdumpster and that's men's fault?

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>>81083437
>>81083492
>>81083404
>>81082906
this

>>81082800
Sounds like a down to earth version of Into the Badlands

>>81083519
Apparently.

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>>81082800
Am I supposed to find the idea ridiculous or enraging? I think that'd be rad as fuck. SJWs need to get their panties out of their eternal bundle.

They'd hate it. I think it's a cool idea...fund it. But make sure that the character also discovers the ancient Texan martial art of tig ol biddies.

>>81082800
Yes.

>>81082800
>implying Asians don't view cowboys and gunslingers the same way white people view ninjas and shaolin monks.

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>>81083265
>when the wall hits too hard.

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>>81083346
>>81083415
>>81082896
>this concept gets made
>every SJW in the world screams about it being a sexist imperialist fantasy
>every alt-righter's reaction: "muh waifu"
prove me wrong

>>81083135
why do women hate cleaning and cooking?
it's the easiest job ever

>>81083135
feminism not even once

I wouldn't mind watching a cutie Chinese in dungarees and chaps

>>81083747
Repeat after me:
"It's just a joke. Everything is going to be okay."
Breathe. In through the nose, out through the mouth. In through the nose, out through the mouth.

Sounds super fucking awesome.

>>81082800
We should honestly push this until it becomes real.
It's sounds cool.

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>>81083583
>Am I supposed to find the idea ridiculous or enraging?
Probably not

Show could make a point about why she only uses old school revolvers even against Hong Kong's well armed drug cartels
I'll watch it

>>81082800

Fund it !

>>81083860
>Sweetieposter thinks he's invented "I'm going to keep saying u mad until you actually get mad and then declare victory"

>>81083583
Is this as good as the poster looks?

>>81083522

top kek, is that lucy liu? what's the movies not-ching chong language but english name?

I HATE THE FACT THAT IRON FIST IS WHITE

WHITE IS DISGUSTING

KILL ALL WHITES

>>81084042

The Good, The Bad and the Weird is fucking great.

I think 1 of the 3 acts is worse than the other 2 but still

While this idea does sound pretty great, what exactly do critics of Iron Fist not like about it? I just assumed it was another generic Marvel flickfest.

>>81084042
It's great

>>81084012
I think you need to focus on your breathing, you still sound upset. It's just a joke. It's going to be alright.

>>81083794
They hate the fact that men are better at it.

>>81084073
Great post

>>81084094
They are literally furious that the main character is a white man

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>>81084094
>what exactly do critics of Iron Fist not like about it
Perhaps this will get you woke

>>81084162

and even funnier when the main character was alredy white in the comics, but looks like that doesn't work in their minds either.

>>81084142
>I posted it again

>>81083135
what the fuck is this

>>81084181
When did "holy fuck I hate this guy for his skin color" become socially acceptable rhetoric again?

>>81084197
>sjws
>minds
Yeah, if you didn't notice that they have a mental illness yet, spoilers, they have a mental illness.

>>81084042
Not very good.

>chinese plane crashes in texas
>nobody gives a fuck about another chink

It's just stupid. Even now when you're white and you go to china you get a lot of attention from the locals. They even want to take pictures with you.

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>>81082800

>>81084254
Obama term 2

>>81084214
>And it was funny again

>>81084065
Charlie's Angel: Full Throttle
Thank god I can read Japanese fluently, both Kanji and Osaka dialect.

>>81083428
It's actually a plot point that Danny grew up in a magical kingdom that's only accessible to the rest of the world once every 15 years in order to alleviate the whole "kidnapping" thing

>>81084254
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frantz_Fanon

Sounds like cultural appropriation

>>81082800
>>81083522
what the fuck at this idea being amazing

also
>tfw you have a new obscure fetish

post more asian cowgirls

>>81084344

Oh shit I remember that she was on there, I thought it was a new movie

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I don't know what Iron Fist is, but it sounds like capeshit.

>>81084424
Not just any capeshit, bad capeshit. As in even-the-softies-on-RT gave this bad reviews.
>because he was white and something something sjw nonsense
Nah it's just really bad.

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>>81084487
>Not just any capeshit, bad capeshit
But that's all of it.

>>81084487
>the show is bad that's why we hate it!!!
>>81084181
>n-nothing to see here g-goy!

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>>81084487
uh-huh

>>81082800
That sounds good? Am I supposed to feel that my Texan culture is being appropriated?

Why are leftists wilfully retarded? I don't even give a shit about Iron Fist, but this shit is dumb.

>>81084610
see>>81083921
Retard

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>>81084673
I just wasted 45 seconds of my life to make this little collage of why Random Twitter Fucktard #657439543 is completely sincere about how much of a dumb cunt he is

>>81082976
>>81083082
>I've only ever googled Austin and Austin is the entirety of Texas so Texas is liberal lol haha I suck dicks

lads :) haha

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>>81084756
>person is unironically a communist
how the fuck is this still a thing

>>81084557
Yes, it's bad. What point were you trying to make? You failed.

>>81084573
This is correct. Those series were pretty good, this series is fucking terrible. What is your point?

>>81084897
>Jessica Jones and Luke Cage were good

>>81083135
this webm never fails to trigger me.

>>81084925
A hell of a lot better than Iron Fist, not really even close.

>>81082800
I hate this argument so much. Iron Fist has always been a white man. Doesn't fucking make sense if he were asian.

God damn it.

>>81084928
men are evil goyess never marry and reproduce

>>81084837
the modern communism push is based upon the ideas we're already at post-scarcity yet scarcity is being maintained artificially.

>>81084897
>tfw I'm ignoring you and there is absolutely nothing you can ever do about it

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>>81085041
the modern marxism push is based upon the fact that government wants absolute power and the only way to achieve that is to get a large section of the population to seize it for them

>>81085041
So the goal is to bring back true scarcity?

>>81082800
>mythologizing Western culture
Sounds good desu senpai

>>81082800
Id watch it

>>81085055
Thanks for letting me know, it means a lot.

>>81085088
cringey

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>>81082800
The secrets of Texas BBQ more like it

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>>81085268

>>81082918
> i rebel against my elders and superiors
Never saw that thanks

>>81084073

fuck Dhrumphf and FUCK white people

>>81082896
no one is crying about this. the whole thread above you agreees that it is a pretty funny idea

>>81082800
Or just make that film and call it something else you lazy slag, then cinema becomes more diverse to suit your tastes and you don't have to shit on white people's culture either.

>>81085658
>2017
>not shitting on white people's culture
>not denying that white people have a culture
>not shitting on white people
WTF I can't even. What are you, some kind of rural or suburban retard?
t. for triggered

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>>81082800
Reminds me of that webcomic where someone complained about "Wolverine goes to Japan" and was "what if a Japanese superhero went to America and everyone was a stereotype"
I assume he wanted people to """really makes you think"""" but actually everyone thought it was a good idea

>>81084332
youve lost son.