jesus christ

He dyed his hair?

>>81079938
No, he pulled it out.

Would Christianity be as popular if Jesus looked like that?

>>81079888
That was so startling. I wish there was an entire season dedicated to him.

What's his fucking problem?

literally who

Egoraptor really let himself go

>>81079888
JUST

>>81080000

>>81079888
any link to the episode?

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he's gonna make it

>>81081224
is that his nutsack?

>>81081224

BUFFALO SOLDIER

>>81081308

>THICC JUST watermark

Where does those fat fucks find all those people taking care of them?

whats his channel?

>>81079981
To a bunch of starving people this man would literally be god

>>81081445
Punished Steven, A man denied of his pizza slice

>>81081224
Jon Stewart's really gone downhill since Trump won

>>81081492
Mah leyg, mah blood

>>81081445

What's that "horn" thing? I never understood where this meme came from.

>>81081455
they probably grew from spores in his folds

He's clearly mentally ill, but what about his brother?
How did get in that state?
We'll find out in part II.

>>81079981
Th Romans wouldn't have been able to prop him up on the cross

>>81081534
a chunk of shrapnel from a helicopter explosion

>>81081550
His brother went on to find great success at the author of Game of Thrones

>>81081595
also how come their father's not fat?

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>>81081546
>>81081455

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>>81081526

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>>81079888
Checked

can we get a link laddies ma legz are sore i cant go looken for it

any way to wattch it online?

JEASUS
E
A
S
U
S

>>81081834
>>81081841
no links yet, check tvmuse through out the day for links

>>81081608
His sons stole all of his food

>>81079981
>>81081492
>>81081555
There is potential here for a joke but I can't stop laughing

Trich sucks fäm

I barely get by but thankfully don't have patches like that. Gotta keep the hair short, harder to pull on. Long hair is just asking to be pulled.

>>81083363
How often do you pull your hair? Is it an anxiety thing?

>>81081608
They won't let him eat any of the pizzas.

>>81081608
Because he didn't spend his entire childhood with his mother leaving fast food with her kids so she could go out getting hammered, going clubbing, fucking random men, and letting them beat the shit out of him.

>>81081418
underrated

Why does his brother hate him so much? He's just as fat and pathetic. And that's not Steven's fault.

>>81083833
Because Steven was and is abusive toward him.

Would you like to live with Steven? Would you like be left alone in a house with him as your older brother?

>>81083409

Yeah, OCD related. It's a compulsive response to any random shitty thought I might have.

During a good week, maybe have one day where there's just a spell of a few hours where it is hard to stop pulling.

During a bad day, it's just sort of a background urge that is there all day. I can control it if I am aware that I am doing it and have other things to focus on. But by myself on a day off or something and I can take out a row of eyelashes.

>>81083874
Yes. Being bullied and manipulated is my fetish.

>>81083833
Justin is a bro. I wish we could get him to do a Q & A session here.

>>81081308

>that mutant foot

>>81083906
so you just like regular american gals then?

>>81083924
Justin kind of sucks, but I'm not going to criticize the man for wanting his brother as far away as possible. It's one of the few times I've seen anyone in this episode exhibit a course of action consistent with self-preservation.

>>81083883

I feel you, I unconsciously pull out my hair when I'm thinking about shit.

Even when I realize I'm doing it I usually continue cause it feels good for some reason.

>>81079888
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05NeWn9iGxb

>>81079888
Hey I'm Grump

>>81079888
I still think he's a winner compared to Lupe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb8mPchIyfE

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>>81084174

>>81084092
Dude just be yourself you'll have a gf in no time.

>>81079888
If Seinfeld was really autistic, this is what he'd look like.

>>81084092

The chair creaks make it authentic

>>81081608
the kids ate all the food

>>81079888
Trips of truth

>>81081445
Man you guys really hate this person

>>81079888
MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>>81079888
Chaz Bono?

>>81084092
>a fair amount of that is muscle
STOP EATING FATTY

>>81084438
He's not just fat

He's an enormous cunt to everyone around him

>>81084712
>He's not just fat
This. He's got bigger problems than his obesity. Which is saying a lot because his obesity is a world class case.

>>81081308
>>81083953
>TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>8108130
Those piss stains in the carpet!

>>81084092
Fuck off, Aris.

>>81084092
STOP EATING FATTY

>>81084438
If this guy was 165 and fit, everybody would hate him. He's an asshole. The fact he's an 800 lb asshole is just icing on the cake.

link to new episode?

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>>81085036
>The fact he's an 800 lb asshole is just icing on the cake.
Did sumbuddy say Cayke?
Wut kaynd? Chok'lit? I layks Chok'lit!

>>81079888

Why dont you want to just pay for his health insurance /tv/? He would die without it!

faggots like this are the reason I'm against universal healthcare

if you can't take care of yourself you don't deserve to be catered to by tax payers money

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>Son I'm really hungry
>been flying down here and helping you move in all day
>haven't eaten since 6am
>can I have a slice of pizza?

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>>81085227
>tfw ywn be much as comfy like him
>why live?

>>81085394
because, unlike him, you can

>>81085394
>comfy
>literal bacteria living inside the cracked dead skin of your legs eating you from the inside
>tremendous itching and pain, but can't reach it

no thanks

>>81081224
>psst, your balls are showing

>>81081308
literally JUST

>You are finished here, you must call your father.
>can you call him for me?

Wake me up inside

>>81081608
He is a fat fuck, look at his gut. He doesn't look fat at first glance because he's surround by over 1,300lbs of fat between his two sons.

>>81085444

Hate to break it to you senpai but theres bacteria in your body feasting on your insides right now

It's up on the TLC site:

https://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/my-600-lb-life/full-episodes/steven-justins-story-part-1

Only available for amerifats, of course.

>>81079888
>tfw Steven and James episodes are still not on torrent

>>81085394
>as comfy like him
Comfy?
Do you think not being able to breath well, having open running sores on your legs and back, Cellulitis eating away at you sub dermal layers of skin, sitting in piss and shit until somebody cleans you, being unable to roll onto a side so you're basically in the same position 24 7, is comfy?
Imagine the worst sunburn you ever had, and the worse bit of road rash. Mix that together and have it cover your back and ass. Now pour salt and vinegar and acid on it and let it soak for a long time. Christ, the amount of pain his body is in just from the weight alone must be agonizing. I'm surprised he doesn't need to be doped to the gills, just to lay still.

>but there's two egrolls.
Oh relly?
OK nevermind Nom nom nom nom .

>>81081796
>>81079888
>checked
so he 8 too much?

>>81085394
>being crushed by the weight of your own body is comfy

Huh

Somebody post a goddamn link already. I want to watch this trainwreck.

>>81079981
could jesus microwave a burrito so hot even he couldn't eat it?

what the FUCK IS THAT MUTANT LEG HE HAS HOW WTF

>>81083883
Trich is not OCD-related. If your psych/therapist has told you that he doesnt know what hes talking about.

t. OCD expert

>>81085900
Trich is OCD-related. If your psych/therapist has told you that it isn't he doesnt know what hes talking about.

t. OCD expert

>>81085574
>I paid the $2
>I watched it again today
>Worth every cent.

>>81081224
That's probably one of those fat tumors where suddenly gay just starts building up super quickly in an unnatural area and your skin has to catch up to it making it look really nasty

Nothing one good surgery wouldn't fix

>>81085934
iTunes?

>>81085972
amazon

>>81083874
I'd go full bam on phil mode every morning

>>81085966
Fat, not gay

>>81081534
mgsv

>>81085966
>where suddenly gay just starts building up super quickly in an unnatural area and your skin has to catch up to it making it look really nasty
>suddenly gay starts building up
?

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>>81085995
weirdest typo ever

>>81085934
did you have pizza at least while watching it?

>>81085988
>tfw no Amazon digital video store in Canada

Someone needs to kill this lardwhale for his, and his environments, own good.

>>81084092
What is it with fat people and a particular voice? Just like all gays have a voice, all fats have a voice.

>tfw living out of home, eating a cup of rice a day and doing full time study because my parents are meth heads and the scholarship I was on got discontinued
>only have enough energy to go to classes and study before I pass out
>started coughing up blood and realized that there is a ring of darkness around my vision
>rent just increased to be 25 dollars more than what I get fortnightly
>have passed out every time that I've tried to write a resume
>see these big fat fucks eating tubs of nuggets and pizzas

Fuck my life, man.

>>81081418
hahaha

>>81081308
Is this the peak of human biology in pure performance terms?

>>81086046
>exceeding my 1200 daily calorie budget because I'm want to help create a virtual Steven's shitty life experience.
No. That's not happening. I did take nice swig of coke zero when he got that 2 liter of coke though.

>>81085966
Fuck I hate when gay just suddenly starts building up in my body. Makes me accidentally start mentioning cock. Damn adicktions

Why are Rhode Islanders so disgusting?

>>81086140
you're a true hero, my appetite was gone while watching it

>>81086089
Dude, go to a food pantry.

>>81086183

I don't think we have those in Australia, at least not in the city that I'm in.

>>81083833

If I had to live with this I'd probably have killed him. Fuck the passive aggressive comments.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVnX9lXbxqM

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Can someone please download this from iTunes, remove DRM, and post it on torrent pls?

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>>81086142
>stop being gay

>>81079888
When will he make his MMA debut?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omJhoEWFkBY

Why are Florida people so fucking fat?

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>>81085966

>autocorrects fat to gay

Something you want to share anon?

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>>81086089

>literally starving to death
>going to school full time

AHAHHAHA what a retard

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torrent? stream? anything yet? cant wait any longer

>>81086089
Where are you? I'd like to take you to Sam's club and get you some food.

>>81086297
>panic

>>81086224
it's $3 you cheap fuck

>>81086297
>he didn't watch it yesterday

>>81086294
Is this now a Pence thread?

>>81086307

Thanks anon, but I live in Australia. I figure I'm fat enough that I'll eventually just start eating my own body and hopefully won't die before I graduate.

>>81086351
that's like 1/4 of a pizza

>>81085966
freudian slip

>>81086089

>lost health insurance when my dad dies
>my mom has lupus so I gave her 2k this year for her own treatments that aren't covered
>can't afford my own health insurance
>have to pay huge tax penalty because if this
>these fat fuckers get food, care, fucking everything

Kill me pls

>>81086370
>Thanks anon, but I live in Australia.
I hear government regulation is keeping you from getting the inexpensive and nourishing mutton flaps you need.

This guy is fucking hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a87SkHd77Rs

>>81086370
So, you're starving, or you're fat? which is it?

>>81086371

Just buy both

>>81086425

Sounds like starvation mode.

If Tumblr has taught me anything, it's that he'll actually gain weight and be just fine.

Chins up anon.

>>81086371
So order 5 pizzas instead of the usual 6
Maybe you'll have enough left over for breadsticks

>>81086425

I was really fat when I moved out of home, like, 60 kilograms overweight (I'm a really big guy, 6'6") but I was always muscle fat because I played sports my whole life. I lost muscle when my scholarship got swooced out, because I couldn't sustain it/afford to go to the gym, so now I'm just chubby and deteriorating.

>>81086397

Yeah, I'm fucking retarded and paid my brother's bail with some of my scholarship money because I still cared about my family at that point. I'd probably still be alright financially if I didn't do that.

Ask a 500lb hefty ham anything

Fucking stream last night:
>GAS GAS GAS when the autist was using his remote controlled car, fucking kek.
> Mortal Kombat theme played during "unleash the dragon"
Pure Kino

>>81086548
What's your daily eating routine. Please give quantities instead of saying "some X"

>>81086602
>Steve gains 83 lbs
>Price is right loss sound plays

>>81086602

Last night's stream was the absolute peak of fatkino, it was a pleasure to shitpost with my fellow anons.

>detachable penis

>>81083833
Adding to what others have said, he secretly hates himself and see a bit of him in Steven. Justin is a fat man in denial, parroting "Well at least Im not him!"

>>81086675
Absolute kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk

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>>81086371

>>81086548

how do you keep your enablers in line?

>>81086752
Streamer actually listened to anons asking for Alizee during commercial break. Now that's service.

>>81086616
pizza
1 pound of beef
1 bucket of chicken
BBQ wings
Chinese food
Oreos
Cheezits
Frankie Poofs

>>81086776
This. We need a book that harnesses the ability of the morbidly obese to control others and applies it to the world of workplace management!

>"Stop chewing like a cow!"
>Does it even louder
>"Buddy, I just flew done here to help you move, havent eaten six 6am, can I please have a slice of pizza?"
>Flips off his dad and continues to eat
I wanted to punch that fat fuck in the face and smother him with one of his Minion pillows

>>81084287
>>"WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH LAAAAARD?"

>>81086776
inherited 15mil from a dead uncle and pay a housekeeper to care for me. Family lives in other states.

>goes to the hospital for his legs hurting
>tells doc his pain level is 9
>smiling the whole time

I love how his nurse called him out on his shit.

Any stream links yet?

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I sometimes eat 3/4 of a large pizza on a Saturday night after heavy drinking and feel like a ticking time bomb the next day.

This asshole eats 6 whole large pizzas in a single day. Fucking how?

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>>81086964
I wish

>>81086878
>has 15 million
>spends it doing what dirt poor hicks in Kentucky are doing
>Not using it to hire personal trainers and personal chefs and getting fit

I bet you could even afford a doctor to sit next to you and stick a suction hose into your stomach to remove the crap you eat like some kind of medical bulimia.

Does your money at least get you laid, or are you too unhealthy for that?

>>81086970
been practicing since he was young apparently

How do you order pizzas across country?

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>>81084092
you are beautiful. accept it, milk cunt.

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>It's my mother's fault i'm this fat. she was an alcoholic

>>81087044
>Order online
>use your phone to call long distance
Haven't you ever used a cell phone to order pizza while travelling?

>>81087068
Dude has FAS his mother should be charged for all his care.

>>81087068
Having a slut mom is devastating. James K's mom was a boozy floozy too.

One of you fuckers definitely has this episode on their pc already. Fucking link or upload RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

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>one day my father and I got into an altercation. He hit me and I hit him. I called the police and he got arrested.
>he told me if I dropped the charges he'd buy me a large pizza
>so i did

>>81087096
No. I mean I know its probably relatively simple with apps/websites but its such a weird idea ordering your fatass son a large pizza across the United States

>>81087068
he could probably grow fern on his extremities

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>>81079888
>r9k: The person

Isn't this the guy who got kicked out of a hospital because instead of losing weight he was ordering pizza? Then he had to live in his dad's SUV?

>>81087257
yes

>>81087019
I walk 2 miles daily to prevent barnicle legs, got laid years ago so I'm not pressured to have sex in this condition.

Btw I'm 6'5, I look nothing like >>81087068

>>81087268
what's his name? First time hearing about this, I wanna look it up by myself.

>>81087290
Steven Assanti

>>81087257
>>81087290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-83nEuXTjBE

yes

>>81087290
>>81087194

>>81085548
Here is the first part

>>81086397
if you paid for a family members medical expense, you likely can wave the no insurance fine.

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>>81087068
>>81087216
What's that brown stuff?

If all of you don't stop posting in this thread, I'm gonna call the cops and tell them you hit me.

>>81087308
>>81087313
>>81087325
thank you anons.

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Just packing the essentials

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>>81087194
So sad. Pic related.

>>81087325
Not from murrica here.

>>81087044
Online or via an app. This girl that I had a crush on and went to a college in a different state used to text me on weekends asking me to order pizzas for her and her friends. I placed orders online with no problem.

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>You can't stay here
>But I don't have anywhere to live
>Can I please have another chance?
>No
>PLEAAAAAAASE
>I can have you dropped at a homeless shelter in a few minutes
>NO PLEASE
>Can you call my dad?
>Ok

>>81087363
Are you implying comfy slippers aren't essential to every road trip?

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These poor nurses

>>81079888
This is what happens when a /pol/tard is confronted with progressives.

>>81087418
he gets more action than all of tv combined

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>>81087370
JUST

>>81087228
There are a lot of people who will not trust their semi-adult children with money. Not just fatties either. What I find odd about this episode is that even though the father controls the purse strings, his kid has still ordered enough to break his bank account. He's doing it wrong.

>>81087418
BBRRRAAPPPPHH

>>81087418
Oh thats not the half of it. Imagine doing this, AND having to deal with a gigantic man baby who calls the staff every 5-10 mins with demands. Hes a selfish cunt

>>81081550

his brother is clearly mentally ill as well. severe social anxiety. probably mildly autistic. he refuses to get help.

steven is a nigthmare but at least he acknowledges he needs help even if he refuses to change. justin is going to be bedridden too within 5 years but he acts like steven is the only one who's causing the family problems. i'm sure his food bill isn't exactly cheap.

>>81087418

>his face

The fat cunt absolutely loved being wiped and bathed by those poor nurses.

>>81087068
>>81087216
>>81081224
>>81081308
>>81079888
This is what freedom overdose looks like
This is the end result of capitalism and liberalism.
Under a fascist or comunist state, no one would look like that

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>>81087443
Anybody know the JAV code for this one? Or the actress?

>>81087448
Because the fat fuck wont stop calling him. The father basically caves because he doesnt want to deal with his bullshit. Same shit happened during the road trip, having to stop every 2 hours to fucking eat
>"IM FEELING VERY WEAK!"

its uncanny

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>>81087469
>even the dog is fat

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>>81087443
>fat jap

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/tv/ personified

>>81087349
>What's that brown stuff?
Yummy!

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JUST

>>81086602
Streamer was definitely on point yesterday.

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>>81085966
>suddenly gay just starts building up

>>81087370
I love how Dr. Now, in his polite little Texan-Iranian way, seems to hate Steven's guts

>>81087520
>instead of 0.01% of people being overly obese 99.9% of people are starving

Go back to rebbit

>>81087548
DELET

>>81081308
Did you notice the pool of blood on the carpet in the scene before that?

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Eating fast food in the medical transport van

>>81086878
Mind sending me $2k so I can pay my bills?

im serious

>>81087642
This guy is so heavy that he broke the specially made medical transport bed for obese people because the van hit a small bump

>>81087642
Absolute madman

>>81087638
I'm pretty sure the skin on his legs is cracking in some places

What malevolent causes this man to persist. Why doesn't he just kill himself?

>>81087278
>got laid years ago so I'm not pressured to have sex in this condition.
Getting laid isn't something to check off of your bucket list. It's an ongoing part of enjoying life. You get some escort action or at least porn, or is your dick defunct? I hope you at least get to jerk it.

>>81087684
He is so mentally fucked he enjoys it, he didnt seem at all upset he was this big he was upset more people werent hand feeding him pizza and vicodin

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>>81087674
>You're going to get off the [broken] bed
>Are you forgetting my legs are fat?!

>>81087734
did he evolve into a slug?

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>>81087734
Close-up of steven's leg

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>>81087443
The right amount of fat.

>>81087734
why did they only blur one of his asses

>>81087642
why the fuck do hairlines have to be in DNA

im healthy, eat good and work out, yet ive got a receeding fucking hairline..

yet this fat fuck destroys his body to the maximum and beyond has a normal hair line

it just aint fair

>>81087734
Solo! Solo! Too Nakma Noya Solo!

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>>81087734
>two fat ameriblobs staring at one huge ameriwhale
What a sad world we live in
I actually feel so sorry for this mentally ill boy's body.

>>81087813
his dick was in there somewhere..

>>81081224
God tier testicle genetics

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>>81087770
AND ACTION!

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>>81087770
The wall on which the prophets wrote
Is cracking at the seams
Upon the instruments of death
The sunlight brightly gleams
When every man is torn apart
With nightmares and with dreams,
Will no one lay the laurel wreath
When silence drowns the screams

CINDER WHO?

>>81087770
What the fuck is that, it can't be skin, what the fuck?

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>>81087603
Dr. Now knew the score going in.

Look what he said.

>>81087831
Me too, looking at that pic it really makes me feel bad for him.

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>I'm only pulling out little strands
>Most people say they're pulling their hair out as an expression but you're actually doing it.
>I see a pizza, how many times have you ordered it?
>Uh 2?

>>81083924
Happy to oblige bro, AMA.

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>Lisa, I'm Dr. Now
>Tell me about James, why does he consume 15,000 calories a day?
>Lotta loyalty for a former cheating wife
>What happens if he moves his legs?

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>>81087893
FIRST ONE TO DIET GETS TO STAY IN MY HOSPITAL

Why is this good.

god I am so happy I am not fat at all and actually undweight.

I tell myself if I were to get fat I would fix it. But really would I? I'm a neet that stays in all day. Who knows desu.

glad I don't have eating too much problem

>>81087734
>>81087770
why isn't it legal to kill this beast?
that's no longer human

>>81087932
GAIN?

Have some more Alizeeposting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfXBNQMj2SE

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>>81087979
>>81087933
>>81087932

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Different angle of steven's leg

I need art of Steven dress as Liu Kang

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>>81085966
>where suddenly gay just starts building up

>>81087979
TELL ME ABOUT STEVEN!

WHY DOES HE EAT THE FOOD?

LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A FEEDER PARENT!

https://youtu.be/a9_vljpwZyo


This song came out in February 2016

That means this was probably filmed while he was also filming My 600 Pound Life

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>>81087602

>>81087992
Why can't they do liposuction?

>>81088015
THE CHOLESTEROL RISES!

>>81088035
Too fat to anesthetize (the amount to make him unconscious is so high it's close to a lethal dose and the amount it would depress his breathing on top of the fat would most likely kill him)

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>>81087674
That bed probably broke because it isn't made for moving.

They rolled a bariatric hospital bed into an ambulance and assumed that it would support him. The weight rating on that bed assumes that it will be stationary. They needed one of these. But even those have different sizes and it's often difficult finding one because they cost $10K and 95% of patients don't need one.

>>81088026
Why is his fat so lopsided?

>>81087992

live action akira when, they can make kaneda a nigger, I dont even care, but dont waste this opportunity of having the perfect tetsuo

>>81088066

No brother, they expect one of us to lose weight.

>>81087520
Tell that to kim jung un

>>81088066
HELLO, HOW YALL DOING? AT LEAST YOU CAN TALK. WHO ARE YOU?

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>YOU'RE A FUCKING DISGRACE
>FAT IDIOT
>YOU HAVEN'T LOST ANYTHING
>LAZY YANKEE SHIT
>STICK TO THE DIET
>EAT THE FISH OR I'LL RAM IT UP YOUR FUCKING ARSE
>YOU FAT FUCKING DONKEY
>WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS THIS?
>FUCKING CANDY?
>GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT OUT OUT

i want obese people to die now

>>81088104
Genius

>>81088091
TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>81087982
I watched the whole thing.

>>81084092
This is what peak performance sounds like.

>>81088035
It woudn't fix anything. The man gained 80 lbs in a couple months. Even if lipo worked (and I don't think it would) it would just mean that his body no longer has to support the fat that has been taken off (thus lowering BMR) and that he'd continue gorging his way back up at a clip of 40 or 50 lbs per month. Also the new fat growth would likely be all fucked up because you've removed some of this fat areas.

>>81081308
Why is his hair falling out like that?

Hitting bump limit, new thread:
>>81088180

>>81088198
because he got fucked up on drugs and pulled the hairs out.

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Does John prefer Domino's, Pizza Hut, Papa John's or some other place?

>>81087932
HE DIDN'T BREATHE SO GOOD

>>81088194
I mean in combination with dieting and eventually exercise

>>81088104
>>81088124
The buffet is yours! None shall interfere!

why are they helping this piece of shit? just let him die

>>81084832
KANEDAAAAA

good post anon. you are a good person and my friend.

>>81087734
>>81087770
I don't understand how this is even possible.

>>81088277
Have we started the tsunami?

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>>81085966
>That's probably one of those fat tumors where suddenly gay just starts building up super quickly in an unnatural area

Best kek I've had all day

>>81087734
I literally cannot discern which direction his body is supposed to be facing.

>>81088234
Cheese

https://youtu.be/hm-s--sL2Ds

>tfw 240lb at Christmas
>tfw 220lb and falling now

>>81088071
and that's wrong because?

How many months would he survive without eating?

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>>81087814
>baldcuck

LOL!

>>81088453
No surgeon would do it. He'd lose his license for performing surgery on him if he dies. A surgeon is supposed to know when the surgery poses too great a risk to perform.

>>81088430
keep it up anon! we're all gonna make it

>>81088498
but it's not like he's alive now
he can't survive on his own

>>81088551
It's not my decision. Surgeons spend a lot of money and time to be able to get their license, same with anesthesiologists. They won't want to risk it for a person who caused the problem themselves.

>>81088234
dominos

i get becoming a inhuman blob off of pizza, but dominos pizza? thats just disgusting

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>>81088430
>tfw 220 would be ideal for me
>tfw 330

>>81087770
Looks like a rhino leg.

He's evolving into a higher lifeform.

>>81088711
You consider rhinos to be higher lifeforms than yourself? lel

Thanks to learning about this show, I have started exercising and eating better. I'm 5'10 feet and 200 pounds and I feel disgusted with myself. Whenever I feel unmotivated I look at pics of James.

>>81088786
I hit the gym right after this too. Good thing I belong to a 24 hour gym

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LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK

I WANNA LAUGH AT THIS FAST DISGUSTING BUTTER GOLEM

>>81088786
I don't think you could be anywhere near james even if you tried your very best

>>81088853
I'm just walking two times a day so far, 30 minutes in the morning and an hour after school. Feels good. I hope I keep up.

>>81088153
go get a piston gun and get to work, anon.

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>>81087443
I NEED THIS
ANON PLEASE HEEEEEELP

>>81086752

perfection

>>81088692
whats that in Kg?
i'm 100kg so ... 80pounds?

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>>81087443

>>81089031
it took me 1 minute to find source.
Help yourself or kill yourself. Pick one.
>>81089086
Why are you asking that when you can just google it and get an immediate answer?

>>81088905
Neither do I. I already feel like I eat as much as I can. More than that just makes me wanna puke.

>>81089102
laziness

>>81089086
220 is 100kg

>>81089031
http://fhg.alljapanesepass.com/59450/Satomi-Nomiya-2-nitr-073-nomiya-satomi-cum-dirty-little-devil2/?nats=japanesegirls:PPS0:alljapanesepass,0,0,0,249163

Here

>>81086089
Apply for EBT

>>81089138
THANK YOU ELITE BEAT AGENTS

>>81089130
Retardation more like.
It takes more effort to type out that post than it would to highlight "220lbs" and right click, then select "Search google for..."

DON'T LET MUH LEGS DROP

This is what the average /tv/ poster looks like

>>81089089
would still smash t.b.h.i.m.o

>>81087734
This guy is literally Jabba the hut

>>81089285
I imagine the average /tv/ poster to be a suave black man with a shaved head, a slight goatee, wearing a turtleneck and caressing a glass of fine wine while smugly posting BLACKED threads and making pepe edits on his expensive cintiq as a roaring open fire lights the room.

>>81080009
This is what he (jabbastevie) is trying to do, he wants to be a star, he does these things because he's good at manipulating. Imagine him with money, he's a blob Kardcrapian.

Anyone have a link for anyone outside of Merica?

I wanna see LardKino

>>81087932
>you're a big guy

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https://www.tlcgo.com/my-600-lb-life/steven-justins-story-part-1/
https://www.tlcgo.com/my-600-lb-life/steven-justins-story-part-1/
https://www.tlcgo.com/my-600-lb-life/steven-justins-story-part-1/

>>81086266
vs. cheexs when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4Smvt-fsxA

>>81090022
It's just a black window my dude

>>81090274
Are you using noscript?
Are you too retarded to use noscript and therefore can't allow exceptions?

>>81080044
Pig nose

>>81081418
I don't get it

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>>81089403
ummm, did you hack into my webcam????

>>81090343
I don't use that garbage, I use uMatrix, also tried disabling it and it was still just a black window my dude

>>81090416
it works for me

>>81090416
Well, you're doing something wrong.

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>>81084092
>all they need to do is eat less than 4000 calories a day and they'll lose weight

>>81087932
>You don't get to bring food.