Where were you when the SJWs claimed Star Wars?

>>81079381
I don't care anymore. To get personally invested in these movies is a chore. Doesn't matter anymore.

Just because you learned about inspect element yesterday doesn't mean you need to spam this shit every hour.

>>81079381
TFA is already a feminist movie, this is not news.

>>81079381
Where was I when Disney bought star wars like 5 years ago? Probably in my basement.

>>81079381

TFA was already feminist, anti-male, and virulently anti-white.

This isn't new and doesn't change anything.

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>>81079487
Jesus Christ what a faggot

Wasn't Rogue One also gonna be the feminist Star Wars movie?
I feel like they're just doing this again to rile up the alt-right again to get more free advertising.

>>81079521
>TFA was already feminist, anti-male, and virulently anti-white
No, it was only feminist.

>>81079445
Exactly. Movies just aren't fun anymore.

I wouldn't mind as long as the movie were good. Sadly it's not the case

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>>81079381
>change
>Leia was a strong-willed fighter
>Padme was a strong-willed fighter
>Rey is a strong-willed fighter
>change
This whole issue is stupid.

Thats kind of sad, because I was hoping it would be more about Kylo, the only 2 dimensional character.

Literally everything from now to the end of time will remind white males to vanish so they can be replaced by non reproducing careerist feminists and minorities

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>>81079616
Stop falling for fake articles

>>81079381
>Mummy I can inspect element
Drink bleach.

>>81079381
i love how all articles end with the line "here's why" its like a warning to avoid

>>81079637
That was the best scene in the entire god damn movie. J j Abrams is the worst.

>>81079659
Then show me the source

They would need to go back to the classics and edit them to be sjw material to hurt the old fans.

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>He keeps shitposting the same fucking thread over and over again
>>81044834

>>81079637
>Leia was a strong-willed fighter
In a damsel in distress role.
>Padme was a strong-willed fighter
In a damsel in distress role.
>Rey is a strong-willed fighter
That actually gets shit done.
>change
Change indeed.

>>81079381
At home not giving a shit about Star Wars. Haven't cared about it since The Phantom Menance.

>>81079687
>>Leia was a strong-willed fighter
>In a damsel in distress role.
fuck you leia took it upon her self to kill the gaint slug monster gangster all by her self, she saves luck and han a several occasions. she only got enslaved because she was trying to save the man she loved

Don't understand why it's that bad tbqh. It's the first movie in a series of 8 films that's aimed at women and girls.

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When will Hollywood figure out that a 99% male cast is the best way to appeal to females?

>>81079727
She still played the part of a damsel in distress until the very end, and her feats as a heroine are far overshadowed by the rest of the gang members except maybe Chewie, who plays the pet role.

>>81079766
When they stop making literal propaganda, ie, never

>>81079766
When will you figure out that the article in the OP is fake?

>>81079727
>She got herself enslaved for a man
Yeah, that's like the most feminist shit in the world, right?
Do you even read what you type?

>>81079687
Leia was the de facto leader of the resistance. Her being rescued from the death star doesn't make her a damsel - just a good character. All the characters save each other throughout ANH and then again in ESB and RotJ. Vulnerability was something that was sorely missing in Rey's character.

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>WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>81079381
>TFA
Mediocre
>R1
Bad
>TLJ
So bad they've started damage control before the first teaser is even out

I'll stick to the cartoon, a blue haired protagonist and Freddie Prinze Jedi somehow gets Star Wars more than these "features". Also mutton chops is sugoi desu~

>>81079864
>Leia was the de facto leader of the resistance
That's just a meaningless title, and that side of her is hardly developed.
>Her being rescued from the death star doesn't make her a damsel
It literally does. The definition of a damsel in distress is a woman that has to be rescued, and is used as a plot device to move the story forward.

>>81079813
>She still played the part of a damsel in distress until the very end, and her feats as a heroine are far overshadowed by the rest of the gang members.
i only remember her getting captured twice, if anything han gets frozen in carbonite making him the real damsel because leia has to save him. also she is a major player in the rebel alliance.

>>81079381
It doesn't matter, the movie will be shit, just like all disney productions.

>>81079381
I was in 2012 along with everyone else.

>>81079962
Get your nostalgia goggles off, TFA and R1 are only surpassed by episode IV and V. By Star Wars standards they are in the 'good ones' group.

>>81079962
>TFA
>Mediocre
>R1
>Bad
Finally peopel are starting to take the nostalgia goggles off.

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>>81080022
I kind of liked TFA but R1 was shit.

>>81079976
>The definition of a damsel in distress is a woman that has to be rescued, and is used as a plot device to move the story forward.
so when she saves han dose that make him a damsel in distress or a person she cares about and wanting to help
fuck you sjw, people save people they care about not because the own them or for some bullshit "misogynist" reason

>>81080095
>when she saves han
Luke saves Han. Leia becomes a fucking whore for Jabba.

>>81079976
"Damsel" is just semantics. Luke gets saved far more than Leia in ANH. In fact they made a point of creating set pieces surround the individual rescues of Luke, Leia and Han throughout the original trilogy. To denigrate Leia as a damsel is a false, oversimplification of her character.

>>81080118
she opens the tomb she free him

>>81080022
>TFA and R1 are only surpassed by episode IV and V.
LMAO. Force Awakens IS Episode IV. Its an uninspired cash grab. And R1 is the movie nobody asked for since it was summed up in one sentence already 4 decades ago. Not to mention that they completely failed to make anything out of the movie besides blatant china and theme park bait.

And that darth vader scene at the end? I almot threw up. Can't wait for Star Wars spin-off #34, in which we still need to determine how bad ass vader is, to make fanboys applaud with tears in their eyes. Star Wars is dead. Its now nothing but a theme park revenue generator.

>>81080143
some people cant understand people that care about other people want to protect and save them. no matter what gender they may be

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>Caring about Star Wars past the age of 12

>>81079381

IF YOU __________ THEM, THEY'LL ______!

This is what you deserve you fucking faggots, enjoy.

>>81080022
I haven't seen R1 but TFA was utter shit. It was an objectively poor (mediocre at best) blockbuster that was propped up only by familiar and nostalgic Star Wars iconography.

>>81080187
i saw rouge one it was ok. cant give a shit about the franchise any more
Disney shit on a lot more than Lucas ever did

>>81079873
And here's you, crying about some imaginary boogeyman.

>>81079381
>let me declare you whatever progressive bs I made up in my mind from my ivory tower that is definately true and real and beyond any kind of doubt opr criticism and you shouldn't even try to think anything different or else...
What was the exact time this type of """""""journalism""""""" got greenlight?

>>81079687
>damsel in distress
Leia took charge immediately after being rescued, she directed troops at the Battle of Hoth, she infiltrated Jabba's base and killed him after being captured, and she led troops again on Endor, and throughout the Resistance. She was a "damsel in distress" exactly once, and she fought her entire way there too.

When was Padme a "damsel in distress"? That brief period when captured in The Phantom Menace, before taking part in the trip to Coruscant to speak on behalf of her people? Because she certainly wasn't when she led an attack to capture Nute Gunray. Or when she was the first to escape in the arena on Geonosis. Or when she fought alongside the Jedi in the ensuing battle. Or when she... didn't do a goddamn thing and stuck to the sidelines throughout the entirety of Revenge of the Sith, okay, bad example.

But hey, if we want to discuss how Rey already got shit done in TFA, then how is TLJ any sort of change from that?

>>81080233
with prequals at least lucas was trying to open up the world TFA was just a shitty soft reboot of a new hope

>>81080251
When news turned into a dying business a few years ago and basically every news station/website is about clickbait to be able to survive

>>81080251
It confirms my beliefs.

>>81080209
You never ignored them in the first place you fucks.

>>81079381
fuck off /pol/

>>81079687
>implying Rey isn't a damsel in distress
I like the character but her whole story in TFA is a glorified retelling of the princess in a tower rescued by a knight story.

>>81080373
who's the knight?

>>81080400
Finn and Han both fit the role really, without one she wouldn't have left Jakku and without the other she'd never have gone anywhere else afterwards.

>>81079687
>That actually gets shit done
By being gifted at everything for literally no reason

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>>81080551
>By being gifted at everything for literally no reason

>>81080063
Jesus the fucking shnoz on that guy.

>>81080585
Except they both had significant training before they were able to do anything.

Luke using the force on Hoth to grab his lightsaber isn't at all comparable to the shit Rey is capable of.

>>81080698
>10 year old Anakin manages to blow up an entire space station before he is even a padawan
>19 year old Luke manages to blow up the death star after dodging blasts from a training droid for a few hours

>>81080187
>And R1 is the movie nobody asked for since it was summed up in one sentence already 4 decades ago.
This and
>Not to mention that they completely failed to make anything out of the movie besides blatant china and theme park bait.
Really. The plot went exactly as you would have expected, and there was nothing new or interesting being brought up. Completely bland and unnecessary movie.

I thought TFA being a soft reboot played in its favor though.

>>81080769
not an argument

>>81079381
At least we still got LOTR.

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>>81079381
Thank you Kathleen Kennedy!

>>81080769
>Anakin
Everyone agrees the prequels were shit and kid Anakin was shit.
>Luke
Had help from the rest of the rebels, Han, and was doing one of the only things he had life experience in (flying and shooting)

>>81080769
th...those don't count because i wasn't obsessed with complaining about things back then

>>81079381
I get really triggered when articles have "Here's why" in the title. Probably because I associate it with Salon/Vox/Huffington Post.

source?

this is just part of the new fad of corporate feminism

man children will see these movies no matter what so they want to try capture the hunger gamers audience

it isnt actually a feminist movie, but they'll say it is

>>81080942
Luke gets saved over and over in ANH - several times just before blowing up the Death Star.

No one liked kid Anakin and everyone agreed he was a shit character. But even then, Lucas saw the sense to put pod racing in there as a precursor to Anakin being a great pilot. Rey's character is completely lacking in set ups and pay offs.

>>81079381
Watching The force awakens.

>>81079381
Hey /tv/ you told me based Rian was a kino director. Why is he making a dated SJW Star Wars movie when we already have TFA.

>>81079381
Can't remember where I was when disney purchased it

>>81079381
Wasn't TFA already a "feminist movie"? As in it had a STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN as the main character?

This is just dumb clickbait/marketing.

>>81080585
>we can skip training then toss in ye she trained 2 movies later hehe
>scavenger
>steal leftovers from others

>>81082645
I was at Disneyland to buy some new SW merch.

>>81082772
Did you get rey and finn figures?

>>81083149
Just Finn, also got a Stormtrooper helmet with Mickey ears.

Stop worrying...it'll be about as "feminist" as Sucker Punch.

>>81082671
Nigga, issa fake article op cooked up

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>Have Disney princesses to sell to girls
>Lacking in boy's demographic
>buy Marvel & Star Wars
>Turn it into Feminist shitshow

What was even the point?

>>81083646
LMAO

>>81083880
Boys will already see it no matter what.
Make it feminist to also attract girls.

>>81083880
to turn boys into girls

>>81083880
buying potential competition and running it into the ground while streamlining it is the foundation of monopolys.

>>81079381
>here's why
who the fuck writes these headlines and thinks this is a useful thing to include?

Reminder movie studios purposefully buy the rights to things like Gits and Power Rangers to make them shitty enough so that MCU and Disney won't have any competition.

>>81083983
Clickbait titles. That's all online journalism is anymore.

>>81083897
Yeah yeah I know. It sounded cool at the time.

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>another marketing campaign pandering to womyns
>except this time everyone is forgetting all of the virtue signaling drivel that article writers kept shitting out when talking about TFA

Nothing new, you are all fags for not going muslim on these people, dragging them out of their homes and lynching them.

>>81083983
I'm surprised it wasn't a top 10
>Number 3 will shock you!
OP needs to lift his game

>>81079855
it's an incredibly noble thing to do- think of any story where a man would let himself be enslaved to save the woman he loved. you're just looking at it from an SJW tier unanalytical point of view you gooby

>>81080585
>luke
>gifted at everything
>gets his fucking hand cut off by his dad, nearly gets killed by a yeti and was only good at the one thing he had actual experience with
>generally played off as an inexperienced and naive throughout the movies, spends time on screen training with a master jedi

were you born retarded or did it happen on accident

>>81079962
What the fuck are you talking about? Rogue One was fantastic.

Also, The Clone Wars was better. There's something about the animation in Rebels that I don't think I like. This might sound stupid, but they're too... animated. They move too much when they talk. Especially their faces.

Fucking outstanding storytelling and voice acting though.

>>81080063
What does he think Threepio is?

>>81080698
Oh yeah, I'm sure Anakin had a ton of training for podracing and flying a starfighter in battle his first time out. Must be Watto's expert tutelage.

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>tfw if you had the funds and backing you'd (try) to make an 80's style homage to die hard meets point break, (think stuck in a giant bank building, some group of fuckhead robbers, with one smart but likeable leader vs our likeable main badass lead) non stop balls to walls GOAT action era movie that had some jacked as fuck (but could act) bodybuilder as the star, woman being helpless and saved, R rated gore and top notch practical effect action

I would certainly go and see it

whats wrong with showing masculinity in a fun, admirable way ?

no ones saying all films have to be that way.

>>81084015
Okay Alex jones

>>81084277
That sounds fucking retarded, never become a writer

>>81084277
I literally want to autistically screech every time I even hear the Point Break remake mentioned.

>>81079766
Threadly reminder that the Canadian is the absolute worst character, objectively.
I really wanted to like him as a fellow Canadian, but he was so damn awful.

>>81084192
>Rogue One was fantastic.
In what way?

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>>81079521
Imagine being this triggered by a fucking space opera flick. Jesus Christ anon.

>>81084590
Imagine being this triggered you have no counterargument. Jeez anon

>>81079381
libtards and disney have been hand in hand for a while now. Disney makes flicks that appeal to children while also pushing a liberal agenda.

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>>81084550
>heist movie
>likable characters
>mysticism making a return to the Star Wars movies
>Episode IV nostalgia
It's not that hard to figure out.

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>>81084623
>black guy in star wars
>oh noez anti-white propaganda :(
Did a nigger fuck your high school crush or something?

DUDE WE HATE WOMEN LMAO

>>81084735
I can agree with point 3 somewhat, Ep 4 nostalgia was minimal though and poorly distilled.

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OHHHH BOOOOOOYYY..................

http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/77897929/

>>81079381
You mean when disney bought sw?

>>81085117
What are the chances of this actually being real?

>>81079381
At this point I feel like that discussing about Nu Star Wars is the same thing as talking about Twilight or Hunger Games.

We are not the designated target group for the product so we have no real reason to bother with it.

>>81079381
At home pirating, in that case.

>>81079381
It's about time you manboys dropped this stupid star wars shit and stop enabling these idiots.

Break the cycle!

Stop watching new Star Wars movies.

>>81085336
zero, no one leaks to 4chan

>>81085692
TFA was leaked on /tv/.

>>81084015
Source?

>>81080839
Just wait for the revised trilogy.

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Why are feminists so unoriginal?

>>81085117
DO IT

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>>81079572

kotor 2 will forever be the only good thing to come out of star wars

https://youtu.be/a-4a86QxQWE?t=4

>>81085117
I know Disney is garbage but they're not this garbage.

Even Bioware wouldn't do this shit.

>>81088376
>The Last Jedi, a feminist movie

>The Last Samurai, the least feminist movie ever made

Like pottery

>>81089342
Maybe but it introduced one of it's worst characters ever in Kreia. She attracts the worst kind of fans to the game.

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>>81089342
>forgetting the Bane trilogy, shadows of the Empire, and Rogue squadron.

>>81089460
wat

>>81079381
Walking out from TFA shaking my head? This is old news.

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YET AGAIN PEOPLE REPLY TO A MADE UP IMAGE

GOD DAMN YOU NEWFAGS ARE GULLIBLE

>>81079381
>a feminist movie marks a change in the franchise

So... like TFA and R1?

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FAKE STORY

FAKE SCREEN SHOT

NO SOURCE

GOOGLE SEARCH LEADS BACK TO 4CHAN

>>81092011
Maybe the interview hasn't been released yet.

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>>81092046
Fuck off OP

>>81085692
There are plenty of legit leaks, but they are a tiny drop in the sea of fake ones

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>>81079381
Yu are da gause of all ob dis. Still yu go ahead an blambe us fur all dese tragig o fug :DD incidenbts. I'm not eazily triggeredd o fug triggerd lol like justic warior xD but shid like dis make me real mad.

>>81079381
please nuke the entire world. 3000 nukes strategically placed to kill as many people as possible. If anyone survives they can have what's left of earth.

I stopped giving a shit about starwars when disney bought it and ea was given the rights for the games. The story ended for me on the last episode of clone wars. Fuck TFA.

>>81080359
Whoa whoa whoa there little buddy, you seem to be under the illusion that /pol/ secretly feeds these garbage ideas to Huffpo writers.
>>81080261
Came here to post this

>>81093253
Finns shouldn't be allowed to use the internet.

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>>81094319
call da gobs i dont gib a fug :DDD

>>81079766
This is my gfs favorite anime

>>81093417
It would only take 6 nukes to destroy everyone on earth.