Give this man a medal

why do all 9gag pictures look worse than bigfoot/ufo photographs?

>>81079386
Are you upset over website on the internet?
Why?

Just curious. That can't be healthy.

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>>81079388
It's actually twitter

>>81079430
>>81079386
>>81079388

Does originating from a certain website rob things of comedic value? I don't understand.

/ourguy/
BASED
A
S
E
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Praise Kek!

reddit btfo

How will numales ever recover?

>>81079371
This man is a goddamn hero. I wish I was this masculine.

REEEEEEEEE THIS IS TERRIBLE

HOW DARE YOU DEFACE PUBLIC PROPERTY THIS IS VANDALISM

IM GONNA GO BURN DOWN A STARBUCKS NOW

I BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL WIN

I BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL WIN

I BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL WIN

>>81079422
More heathly than wanting to cause property damage because you don't like a comedian

>>81079457

I asked why the quality is so bad, learn to fucking read.

>>81079479
Thinking property damage is a bigger deal than laughter of hundreds of thousands of people sounds unhealthy.

Thinking one person's hurt feelings are more important than the laughter of hundreds of thousands sounds unhealthy.

>>81079507
>fucking

Are you mad? Over a artifacts in a low-res picture?

Take your medication.

>>81079550
vandalizing things when you're upset is nigger behavior

>>81079430

wow an alt right trump supporter really hates a woman what a shock

>>81079574
Niggers destroy things to please themselves.
Comedians destroy things to please the audience.

>>81079570

>Are you mad?

I'M FURIOUS!! >:(

>Over a artifacts in a low-res picture?

Not just at your grammar but it's 2017 for Aunt Jemima's sake, this should be a sharp HQ 5meg quality image, not this 1992 dogshit!

>>81079574
Who said he did it because he's upset?

Could it possibly be because he saw a comedic opportunity? Nigger behavior would be spraypainting words and names all over it, not cleverly making a joke.

>>81079608
Ok good you're not actually mad. Getting upset over meaningless inconsequential shit is the biggest disservice to your mental wellbeing.

>>81079611
>Who said he did it because he's upset?
The only reason anyone gives a shit about her Netflix special is because they're triggered by her leftist opinions. She's not just a bad comedian. Right wingers on the internet hate her so much they practically froth at the mouth.

>>81079580
how do you know he hates her?

why are there so many aggressive anti alt-right people here now?
like what circles do you run in or where did you come from?
I get that /pol/ is basically r/thedonald now but where did you come from?

>>81079430
>bengarrison cartoons

is this his real twitter? absolutely based. the ben garrison arc is one of the best arcs in 4chan history

>>81079681
That has nothing to do with anything

Her opinions in the special are more Feminist than anything. and her jokes are almost all about her vagina/hating men. And when they don't fall into those categories, they're stolen. Plenty to get upset about, without having anything to do with right vs left.

My question was how do you know someone making a joke using spraypaint did it because he was upset?

>>81079681
lots of comedians have leftist leanings and they dont get this kind of treatment, face it shes a hack and a joke stealer.

>>81079681
What makes you think finding her work unfunny makes me hate her? Plenty of comedians put out unfunny comedy. Even the good ones.

Is pointing out a thing straight way ticket to mad city?

>>81079704
Yeah it's him

>>81079702

i remember a time without /new/ and /pol/ anon

and i know because alt right gamergaters etc all go after women more than men for wrongthink

>>81079767
>I read about /new/ and /pol/ on ED and I'll pretend that 4chan wasn't racist from the moment it started

>>81079767
They're two sides of the same coin. Which group of whiny little bitches makes more noise doesn't even matter. I don't care and you shouldn't care.

There is no need to be upset.

>>81079767
>muh alt right
>muh gamergate
Does tits or gtfo ring a bell to you? Do you know where you are? Stop creating boogeyman for everything that offends you.

>>81079790

it got banned last time cause it was full of stormfags

fuck knows why they brought it back

>>81079767
That is absolutely false. I hope you're trolling. Instead of addressing comments that respond to you, you just double down on incorrect assumptions.

>>81079479
Stop white nighting/playing devils advocate on 4chan faggot.

>>81079371
What's the meaning of the stars?

>>81079827

stupid people like gamergaters and alt righters offend me anon. women hating misogynists disgust me.

amy schumers special appeals to women, women like it, men don't. big fucking deal, you don't see feminists vehemently going after bill burr and voting down his latest special cause he made a joke about feminists.

>>81079841
The ratings on her Netflix special

It's fucking terrible, but you'll be told that it's a result of "muh misogyny"

>>81079849
>bill burr and voting down his latest special cause he made a joke about feminists.

They do that shit all the fucking time. Just because you don't see it in your safe space doesn't mean it's non-existent.

>>81079849
Why does it matter if some icky boys from 4chan say nasty stuff?

Do you need a hugbox around the clock?

There is no need to be upset.

>>81079871

no they don't they get on with their lives there is probably 1 feminist with a problem compared to 100 alt right gamergate milo worshipping fucktards

you faggots and your army of anime avatars have nothing better to do than vote it down and her youtube trailers because you can't get a girlfriend

>>81079767
Because more women are wrong

>>81079892
Yes, they do. Once again, just because you don't see it doesn't mean it's non-existent

>there is probably

You're talking out of your ass. Fucking go back to your safespace, you clearly can't handle reality.

>>81079892
>fucktards, faggots, can't get a girlfriend

Anger is an illusion. Let it go.

>>81079371
It just looks like a self-deprecating ad for a comedy show. Dumb idea. Take your amy schumer thread back to redddit.

epic and for the win!

>>81079915

i just looked at the yt ratings and the and one is downvoted and the other isnt

the same applies for netflix

guess which one?

why do you think gamergate alt right types hate women so much anon?

>>81079388
Social media converts images into heavily compressed jpegs, as something gets saved and reposted through various social media the quality degrades more and more. Sites like 9gag are often the final destination for social media reposts, so you get the worst quality.

>>81079892
>Wahhhhh my downvotes omfg.
Please cry more faggot.

>>81079948
>why do you think gamergate alt right types hate

Hate doesn't matter. Only love matters.

Let the hate go. It will go if you let it.

>>81079386

t. Schumer

>>81079971

no anon im just curious why these social media and YT stuff is mostly targeted at women and you can usually guess who is leading it, gamergate heros like carl of swindon, paul joseph watson and muh milo

>>81079952

Hey that makes sense, thanks Crabman!

>>81079849
Please go back to tumblr you sjw faggot.

You will feel at home there.

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>>81079973
Instead of asking why do I hate them or why do they hate me, ask why don't I love them and why don't they love me?

Nothing good has ever come from hate.

>>81080007
Are you dumb? Plenty of things get downvoted to hell in youtube.

Things people dont like.

>>81080035
Isn't this the same safespace thinking you people accuse SJWs of?

>I don't like your idea please stoppppppppppppppppppppp

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>>81079371

Kids these days, no respect for their elders.

Thank God for that.

>>81079388

Teenagers can't afford good cameras so they use their second-rate cellphones instead.

>>81079767
who gives a fuck
>and i know because alt right gamergaters etc all go after women more than men for wrongthink
how do you know he's an "alt right gamergaters etc"?
and why are you so vehemently against alt-right, gamergater, trump supporter?
if you had been on the site since before /new/ you would have seen how gamergate went and why it did so, rather than now just covering it in the alt-right umbrella

give me a solid definition of alt-right, and tell me where you got the definition, and then tell me why you care so much about it
what circles do you run in and why are there so many of you here?

>>81080035

fuck off back to masturbating over your anime you women hating gen z cunt

>>81080082

why don't feminists downvote bill burr specials as much as amy schumer specials?

>>81080089
>Buying cameras
Useless investment unless you plan a career with taking photos, not that I take photos anyway so I don't use my cellphone for that either

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>>81080112
>retards are trolling

>>81080112
>I was just pretending to be retarded.tiff
Oh it's that episode again

>>81080108
>why don't feminists downvote bill burr specials as much as amy schumer specials?

Why does it matter? Are you competing which side acts the most like a little whiny bitch?

Becauuse you're being a whiny emotional bitch right now and it's not good for you or those around you.

>>81079479
>property damage
It doesn't damage the seat though, it's a sticker which is effectively worthless once it's been removed

>>81079371
why do you care so much about this fat bitch?

>>81080173
Who?

>>81079767

Smelly dumb newfag scum thinks women are being specially targeted instead of making themselves targets?

Here's a tip: If you see a lulzcow then milk it. It just so happens women are easier targets. Being racist didn't save Hal Turner from our ministrations. Being a woman and appealing to imaginary anecdotal evidence won't save uppity sluts on the internet either.

>>81080125

Just answering your question mate.

>>81080173
If she was a fat man and put out the same special I'd enjoy shitting on it just as much. It's not about sex. It's bad comedy.

>>81080203
>Reddit boogeyman

Are you feeling ok? Sit down.

>>81080112

gamergaters are hyper sensitive man children what do you expect?

>>81080231
>unironically using the word gamergaters

>>81080200

you just admitted to targeting women because they're more vulnerable

this man will inevitably turn out to be a rapist or sexual predator preying on young children like most alt righters and gamergaters

>>81080290
Sounds a lot like baseless conjecture.

How do you have the room for all this hate in your soul? I'd suffocate.

>>81080135
Yes, acting like an obnoxious retard on purpose is a form of trolling. It's a low one, but you don't need to put much more effort into it than that these days as everyone on this site are now immigrants from social media, where the concept of trolling as it is known on this site does not exist.

>>81080145
That comic only applies in a scenario where someone comes in acting like an obnoxious retard and they are quickly dismissed, not to be replied to again. In this scenario he managed to bait all of you and you kept responding to him as if he was serious, which is the point of trolling. To back somebody into an argument they cannot win using intentional logical fallacies. You fell victim to it and, like every redditor who does, are trying to save face with your le only pretending to be retarded reddit comic.

If I have to only post some all lowercase garbage to evoke all these passionate responses from genuinely flustered people, why shouldn't I? "Pretending to be retarded" trolling only works if you're retarded enough to let it. The proper response is to ignore it entirely, they cannot argue with themselves.

>>81080290

Two women are in public.

One is dressed normally. Two is naked.

One is walking down the sidewalk and does not acknowledge your presence. Two throws herself against a nearby wall and shoves her ass into the air and starts screeching about how you'd better not rape her.

One gets ignored. Two gets her pelvis broken with a baseball bat for being an annoying bitch.

Two got what she deserved.

>>81080340

In all likelihood he's just pretending to be retarded for some giggles. Might as well take the bait for some of your own.

>>81080401

I've been here since 2006 young'un you don't get to tell me where to go for how I seperate my lines.

>>81080369

why do you hate women anon

what happened to you to have this much hatred and misogyny in your life?

did feminists insulting your video games really hurt?

>>81080341
>That comic
Most people told him and other who pretend to be retarded sjw's to fuck off though, like in the image

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>>81080341
The proper response is love. These people do not love themselves.

Only love will set you free.

Have you considered I feign empathy for my own amusement?

>>81080428

i agree but how could a woman love someone who spends all day playing video games and when they're not doing that they're on reddit discussing gamergate and feminism? thank god 4chan banned those gamergate cunts.

>>81080341
>this much damage control

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>>81080449
Or a man. Let's not take sides here

Taking sides is the path of hate.

>>81080421
>what happened to you to have this much hatred and misogyny in your life?

I always enjoy this question, as if the implication is that women must be blameless of emotional abuse or behavior that would make someone hate women.

Little do those who make this argument know that misanthropy is all inclusive, and half of all people you can be misanthropic toward are women. Shocking statistics, those.

I try not to think about how people unironically make that argument though. The sheer degree of ignorance displayed by such a question is one of the reasons I really dislike people in general in the first place.

>>81080487

so basically a woman wouldnt sleep with you which turned you into a woman hating red piller

at least it is better than she made fun of video games

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>>81080508
Rejection and fear of rejection fuels both sides.
The women probably have had their own share of rejection too.

Don't hate. Love.

>>81080425
The comic implies a detached "ok?" response, if any, followed by complete ignoring of the troll while they screech to themselves. In this case, there has been no shortage of replies to every single post he makes, many of them genuine and passionate. It's the typical social media way of trying to deal with trolls, everyone thinks they have some sort of epic responsibilty to put the troll in his place so everyone can see how smart they are. What they do not understand is that the troll does not believe what they are saying and are simply saying it as it is the easiest way to provoke a reaction, arguing with them does nothing but fuel the flames.

>>81080472
Except I'm clearly not the person who keeps baiting you, they are still posting (and still baiting people, despite my posts). Learn to read.

>>81080508

That's another good one, the idea that people only hate women if they are denied sex. The implication thereof is that the only quality men like about women is sex and anyone who doesn't get it MUST hate women.

Women sure have a completely retarded concept of self worth. Guess why they get targeted online?

>>81080487
Oh shit son! We got Albert Frankeinstein laying down some harsh truufs on feminist anon. Get comfy lads

>>81080540
>even bothering to try and explain
Just let them wallow in their filth, this board is reddit/twitter/facebook central now. It's beyond saving.

>>81079430
lmao what a hero

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>>81080540
How do you know when a reply is genuine or passionate? I can vow eternal love while hoping the person overdoses on their medication.

Most stand-up shows on Netflix have one-star ratings, because they're shit. Schumer isn't the only one, just the loudest.

>>81080654
Because their posts are clearly having serious thought put into them. They are trying to explain their side and engage in an actual argument. When you do that with a troll, you automatically lose.

>one obvious shitpost can derail an entire thread on nu-/tv/ instead of just being ignored and forgotten
sad state of affairs

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>>81080682
Do you realize how retarded you look?
You're criticizing the use of strawman while using a strawman yourself.

What's the level of your self-awareness? Is this a multilayered troll? Is this reply just another layer?

While you think about this, here is a cute cat picture.

>>81080083
Do you even know what gamergate is you fucking mumbling retard?

>>81080751
You are a pathetic emasculated subhuman.

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>>81080785
No need for hate.

Hate is the path of prejudice and misunderstanding.

Found another cute cat for your mushy plebeian brain.

Gamergate = corruption and lack of professionality into the gaming media industry

Triggered by a game developer literally prostituting herself with gaming reporters so she would have better ratings on her game.

That's Gamergate.

It isn't about "toxic muh-sculinity" or hating women.

You would know this if you actually had been around here for long instead of being a disgusting plebbitor trying to flood this site with your repulsive ideological militancy.

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>>81080785
>get verbally dominated
>call the other person's masculinity into question

I'd let you suck my dick until you overdose on anti-depressants you little bitch.

Another cute cat. Isn't he cute?

Let the hate go my friend and everything becomes simple.

>>81080900
>>81080822
Pathetic.

>>81080932
Let the hate go. You're being negative. Being negative makes human sad. Being sad is bad for you.

its easy to spot people who havent actually been here long but are pretending they have, they are the first ones to bring up reddit and 'newfags'

in time you will realise that spending your life here is not something to be proud of

>"haha VAGINA!"

-Amy Schmeumer

>>81080693
I can put serious thought into anything without zero emotional involvement.

The next time someone is upset with your little shitpost, consider yourself being played.

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>>81079580
>femwnism is about equality
>hating women is bad

>>81079371
Why? He gave it four blue stars.

>>81079570
>get told, looks like an ignorant
>moves the goalpost

kek

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>>81079580
>alt right

>>81079702
why are you falling to such bait

>>81079570
>u mad? posting is returning

>>81079430
>baked Alaska
Fag

>>81079371
Ayy

>>81079827
Does Hal turner ring a bell to you? Of course it doesn't, you newfaggot.

>>81079371
>someone actually went to the trouble of doing this IRL

Why?