Is there a link yet?

>>81073119
Sir, we told you we would give you the sausage link if we found it. Now please, we're trying to clean you

>>81073119
Behold your king!

>>81073119
Between genetics and obesity?
No_

>>81073119
no piece of television or cinema will ever top this arch of /fatkino/

"Just a taste, james," you say as he continues slurping down his gravy. "We both need our breakfast, correct?" Faintly nodding his approval, you get eye level with the yellowed crust flake on his toe. "An appetizer," you say. James eyes light up and he inquires, "where?" Ignoring him, you slide the tip of your tongue up the edge of the flake - a small piece breaks off and becomes soggy. Swallowing it, you tilt your head to the left and align your bottom teeth under the crust, moving slightly forward and shaving off the whole piece. "Mm," James grunts as the flake slides into your mouth, the oniony piece turning spongy. You swallow, but with an audible gulp - as large as it is, it didn't go down easy. "Now for the main course," you say wryly. James' beady eyes dart all over the room past his plate of gravy, looking for a fuller meal. Holding your nose up to the fold of his legs you take a deep smell all the way into your core. Cheese, mayonnaise and the smell of full rot enter your lungs. You gag, but you will not be denied your feast. Taking one of the leg pustules into your mouth, you bite down hard - thick, yellow pus shoots into your throat and strikes your uvula. With the taste of pure rot, your gag helps the half mouthful of disease get down your throat and into your stomach. This feels wonderful, as you haven't eaten in a full day. Finally you pull apart the crux of his legs to reveal half an inch of incredibly thick paste lining the folds. "Laygs" was yelped from the corpulent James, but you barely notice. Sliding a finger across the goop, you happily place your now heavier finger into your mouth and suckle the sour paste down. No longer can you help it and you go hog wild, drinking mouthfuls of what used to be skin and fat down your hungry throat. Stomach full and picking your teeth of bits of stringy flesh, you kiss James deeply through the remnants of sausage and gravy lining his lips. Falling asleep on his huge fatpad, stomach full, well, today was bliss.

>>81073119
>Keeps paging nurses
>Demands that they fight to the death for his own amusement
>He eats the loser
>Mortal Komfat
The dragon was surely unleashed this episode

Yeah I'm gonna need a link so I can make gifvs

Also obligatory

>AAAAAHWHH MAH LEEEGS!!

What does he smell like?

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If I lay in bed and shout until I get my way like these people then will someone finally post a link so I can see the episode

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Just imagine

Airlifting all these fat fucks who've been on this show to an artificial island made entirely of candy, fast food and soda. They're trapped on this island until they go a full 8 hours awake without eating anything on the island.

After one week, an Emu will be unleashed on the island and everyone 6 hours another large dangerous animal will be unleashed. These fat fucks, stuffing their faces and dying in turf wars between various predators. Can you imagine some Crocodile grabbing one of their fat fucking arms and death rolling it off?

I haven't seen the episode yet. Who says the dragon has been unleashed and under what circumstance?

>>81073574
Steven says the dragon has been unleashed after gaining like 80lbs from pizza and vicodin

>>81073684
GAHH I need to see this!

where do you watch this?

Someone post a link for the love of god I've been at work this entire time dying to watch it.

Anyone else get legitimately mad about him not sharing the pizza with his dad?
>>81073560
You know most of them would die seeing how a good number cant even move by themselves. So expect them getting heatstroke and reaching for food they cant reach. Why not fat gladiator matches?

Last week there was only a shitty bloated 360p rip until Sunday.

>tfw some anon was taking 1080p screenshots
>he probably has the TS sitting on his HDD

>>81073731
I'm sure they could roll their way into the lagoon filled with grape soda

>>81073119

I...is that fucking shopped? He looks fatter than all the old videos and even fatter than the rest of the hogs on the show.

>>81073684
Why? Does he mean that he intends to lose weight or that he's happy to have gained it?

>>81073805
I don't think so, he's like 800lbs now

>>81073821
He's being overdramatic; it's his shitty personality shining through

Also, yfw painkiller addiction might kill him before obesity

>>81073821
I think it was just a commentary on the destructive force of his appetites for drugs and junk food. Kind of like the guy who says "Wow, I really tied one one last night"

>>81073821
It's hard to explain. He says a lot of batshit/autistic things to manipulate people and says the dragon thing after the doctor tells him he only has one more chance before he'll be kicked out of the program

>>81073805
The old videos were 5 years before this show. He gained hundreds of pounds

>>81073119

that poor black woman that has to cook for him and bathe him.

she probably gets paid $12 an hour to do that shit.

>>81073119

Chooba. Bommo no chooji chooba gooma no goonie. Hohoho.

>>81073870
>>81073864
>>81073844
Thanks.

>>81073830
>>81073870

Fuuuuuuuck.

>>81073119
IT'S AFRAID

>>81073870
what about when he was on Dr. Phil? How long ago was that? Because I think he could still walk then.

>>81073844
>morbidly obese with an addict's tolerance

holy shit how much vicodin does he have to take to catch a buzz?

>>81073926
he took 100 when he went missing during the climax

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>>81073897
obligatory

>>81073926
He conned a hospital for a bottle containing 100 pain pills, which was empty when it was found by his nurse. Though Im not sure if he sold some of those to buy pizza

>>81073955
Thank you

>>81073920
He actually regained the ability to walk in tonight's episode. Got down to 640. Then he went on a drug and pizza spree and gained 80 pounds. It was like a real life version of Randy's cheeseburger and liquor party from trailer park boys.

>>81073977
>selling stolen drugs to buy food
thats some twilight zone shit

>>81073844

i doubt it. with his tolerance and his weight he would have to mainline like an ounce of carfentanil (strongest opiate in the world and used for animals like elephants) to overdose and die

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>>81073950
missing how? does he have the ability to float like the baron from Dune?

>>81073950
>Went missing

How?

>>81073996
You left out the part where he starts ripping out his hair strand by strand giving him a JUST haircut

>>>/r9k/35889455

>>81074032
>Got in wheelchair.
>Called taxi or ambulance
>Went to hospital for emergency painkiller refill
>Told doctors he was at level 9 pain while smiling serenely.

>>81074030
I was thinking more liver damage

>>81074032
>>81074044
>spoilers
he went to a different hospital so he could get more pain medicine

>>81074112

you have a point there. if he doesn't do cold water extraction and is taking hydros with APAP his liver is most likely fucked.

>>81074129
Supposedly, he has not kicked the bucket and is as fat as ever.

>>81073996
hahahaha dammit, someone post the episode! but really he and everyone featured on this show has deep rooted psychological problems that need to be addressed or they won't ever really be able to get their physical health together.

>>81073119
I think the only people who make and post in these threads are fat autists who need something to relate to. I'm tired of seeing this shit on my frontpage, kys you faggots you are all human garbage.

>>81074244
>I think the only people who make and post in these threads are fat autists who need something to relate to.
What an original opinion that certainly hasn't been posted in every single one of these threads!

>>81074282
Fatty detected.

>>81074244
A person who doesn't have autism would just hide the thread and get on with their life.

HOMELESS
SHELTER

>>81074057
They're right. He is a meme factory.

>>81074317

this.

just because you can't appreciate fatkino doesn't mean you have to hate on everyone that does. just right click and hide like normal people do. lord knows i do it every time i see another /pol/ thread.

You guys need to watch the Dr. Phil episode he was on. He becomes friends with a neo nazi and starts doing nazi salutes and screaming white power.

>>81074317
>>81074351
I have done that so far, I couldn't take it today. Bad mood and I need to put you fatties down to feel better. What's even good about watching shit like this?

>>81074358
Is Steven Assanti a weapons-grade genetically engineered lolcow that escaped from a secret U.S. military lab?

>>81074358
What?

that penny episode made me rage
currently watching james, at the part where the doctor chews out the girlfriend

>>81074358
>Dr. Phil House of Hatred
How the fuck did I only learn about this now?

>>81074007
he sold/wanted to sell his walker for pizza money. so its kinda suspect he abuses the shit out of them, or sells them

>>81074496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mhl2THM0KtQ

I'm surprised the black woman didn't beat the shit out of him when he called her a nigger.

>>81074659
Here's a more recent one where he calls a black nurse a nigger, it'a fucking hilarious
https://youtu.be/a87SkHd77Rs

>>81074720
I'm sorry, WHY exactly hasn't anyone just started punching him in the face repeatedly with the knowledge that he's too fat to even get up and take revenge?

>>81074659
He's trolling Dr. Phil so hard. Steve is the best.

>>81074774

he will call the police on you if you don't buy him a pizza

who do you think he is going to call when you hit him?

good luck pal

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>>81073119
Semi thread related.

Is A New Hope fatkino?

>>81074812
disconnect his phone, he's too fat to plug it in again, the end.

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All the fucking videos on youtube are just the niggers who link to their shitty streaming sites, I fell for 6 in a row. I just want to watch this kino god damn it!!!

whats his name?
so i know what to look for

>>81073208
This man is Caligula of our age

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>>81073560
>death rolling it off?
They'll just get mouthfuls of fat. Fatty's arm will just deglove spilling fat cells everywhere while his musculature and skeleton stay put.

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>>81074850
Hey do NOT make fun of Porkins. He was in Batman 1989 and did some damned incredible voice acting for the Gamecube game Eternal Darkness. RIP Porkins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE-q48pmap8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H07M3xlax2c

its kinda fuckin sad how these people are even with a camera on them.

and these voice overs, where do they record these? do they do them after they are done shooting

>>81073821
I'm pretty sure this one is genuinely mentally ill. Like, not mentally ill the way most fatties are; genuinely has something fucked up in his brain

>>81074898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm-s--sL2Ds

>>81074937
He's a sick fuck and the drug abuse probably isn't helping

>>81074429
>What's even good about watching shit like this?
>Laughing at fatties
>Laghing at fatties that are fatter than you
>Being reminded of what could be
>Sideshow freak style curiosity
>Motivation not to become celestial

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>>81074986

Where can I find the full episode?

>>81075191
or at least his name so we can go look for it

I remember back in like 2010 when The Angry Grandpa Show on Youtube was going to do a crossover thing with him when he was known as FatBoyGetDown. They shot like 3 videos then the plotline was dropped and eventually months later AGP mentioned that Steve was legitimately fucking crazy and they got tired of having to deal with his shit.

>>81074986
What would you do if he cut infront of you in the grocery store line?

>>81075209
Steven and Justin Assanti My 600 Pound Life

>>81075222
Nothing. I really don't want to be in front of him.

do any of these fat fucks on this show actually get progress and dont throw shitty excuses and lie about what they eat?

>>81073119

Why do we not just execute people like this on the spot?

When you're this fucking fat, you cease to be a human being and instead are just a lump of flesh.

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>>81075209
>>81075234
>Mfw there already like a dozen of those fake links on youtube where it has a screenshot of the show and the right length but it's just a still shot of "Full link in description :^)"

>>81075298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqgZLO_9Rf0
Usually there's some shitty excuses and lies, but eventually results. Unless you're watching Penny where it's all lies and excuses all the time.

>>81075355
Yeah, that's why nobody is posting links. They don't appear to exist yet. I'm waiting to just plunk down the $2 to Amazon so I can own this masterpiece.

>>81073119
Oh wow didn't realize this was the same guy ive been watchin on youtube for years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWDVw7jT8G0
classic vid

Who would win between him and a human sized baby chimp?

>>81075361
Did Penny's husband fuck other women on the side?

Why do they blur his legs? His dick is clearly like an inch long, but his bottom legs seem to always blurred too?

>that part where the dad starts crying while he eats the pizza and won't let him have a slice.

Sadly this dude has a hansom face. I bet he would be gorgeous if, you know, he wasn't a blob monster?

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Will James K. ever be dethroned?

>>81075444
The chimp. Those fuckers are fucking strong.

>>81075361
yeah watched penny's. what a fucking stuck up cunt. feel bad for the husband
she seems like the kind of bitch that would call the cops on him if he didn't give her the junk she wants

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>>81075403

>>81073720
TLC

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>>81075454
I consider it a small miracle that Penny's husband fucked a woman every. He was weird looking.

Maybe you're thinking of Lupe who got pissed off at Gilbert because he was sending FB messages to other women.

>>81075403
I'm surprised he has the lung capacity to sing.

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>>81075403

>>81075555
>fucked a woman every.
*ever

>>81075555
>Penny's husband fucked a woman every

Well sure, why not. He had the money.

>>81075555
Checked times 2

What is his favorite board? Also it's depressing as hell knowing these globules of misery and decadence made flesh have women attracted to them at all while I've never even gotten so much as a kiss

>>81075586
Meant to link
>>81075361

>>81075586
Those subtitles don't match the real audio.

Also people drink way more than 300 gallons of water in the 6 years after high school

Man I feel so bad for this dad. It's one of those moments where I'm sure he just wants to not be his biological father anymore and be rid of his two failure sons. Ugh. He can come be my dad. He looks like a guy who likes to go fishing and drink beer.

>>81075476
MUH

>>81075476

> OWWWWWWW MAH LEGS

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>>81075570
He's a talented boy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7gCMw4XAIY

>>81075586
Dr Now making fun of fatties again

>>81075618
>he drinks more than 0.13 gallons a day

>>81074887
onwatchseries dot ac

>>81075659

> Some dad's houses shake because their son is in a band

> Some dad's houses shake because their son is a chad who bangs sluts

> This dad's house shakes because his 800 pound son twerks on youtube.

If you like fatkino I recommend "The man who ate himself to death"

It has it all

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what did he mean by this

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>>81075659

>>81075670
It's recommended you drink half a gallon of water a day you retard

>>81075738
/r9k/-tier social anxiety

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>>81075713

>>81075753
He was being facetious you knob
>discerning sarcasm

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>>81075659

welp

>>81075642

Please dude, his dad totally enables the fuck out of him

He might be a cool guy but he totally is the reason BOTH his sons are obese pieces of shit

He probably had a shit father too and the cycle just double downed

>>81075020
Fuck outta here
/tv/ likes fatkino now

>>81075758
You know, having someone tell you that you're going to be immobilized like your 800 pound brother if things don't change and they think your best course of action is to let them cut your guts up can be scary and it isn't all that surprising that an immature guy like him would have trouble handling it.

>>r81073560
The croc would probably break its neck trying to roll all that weight.

This dude used to make youtube videos laughing tax payers because he was getting free shit from programs payed for with taxes. Truly an enormous piece of shit. You can see how funny he thinks it is that he's such a fat piece of shit that people have to help him perform normal human functions or even basic level hygiene. Fuck him and fuck you if you like him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn7HGGmTIdk

John singing about his "big titties" to the tune of Black and Yellow by Wiz Khalifa.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVnX9lXbxqM

is this the same guy

>>81075865
yes
that and the like 9 other vids in this thread

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>>81075858
here we go again

torrent or stream up yet? essential fatkino goes down and I didnt see it yet

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>>81075865


si

>>81075893
Patience. Papa nurgle will come to all eventually. (probably not until tomorrow).

FUCKING STOP MAKING THREADS ON /V/
KEEP THIS SHIT HERE YOU FAGS

>>81075930
why? does it hit too close to home?

>>81075941
No, it's cause it's off-topic.

>>81075941
its not vidja

>>81075930
Thank for letting me know there is discussion of this in /v/
I'll be right over.

>>81075973
link

>>81075930
What if we talk about James' sweet battle station that has a PS4 AND an XB1 on /v/?

>>81075953
Hey now wait a minute an Xbox 360 controller is clearly visible in several shots of James K's story. It's vidya related.

>>81075476
is there a throne that can hold him?

>>81075993
Yeah he has both a PS4 and Xbone

>>81075993
no he has a PS4 AND XB1 you see it in his Houston Apartment

>>81075969
There should be a morbid obesity video game.

>>81075973
>>81075993
>>81075987
you wont get any discussion without an anime butt in the OP

>>81075993
You forgot to mention his hat with a built in lil egg role dispenser.

>>81076019
a boy and his blob

>>81076007
>>81076011
Disability checks can't be THAT good can they? I mean I work full time yet my gf and I can barely afford an apartment, a beater car and a used PS4 yet this guy has a house, a spacious van, both current gens systems and eats the equivalent food of 5 people.

>>81076041
So, does anyone know what he's up to now?

I'm assuming he's dead or homeless

>>81076041
I used to have nightmares where I'd like fall on the ground and be paralyzed and unable to get up. I think I know his feels.

>>81076041
OW MA LEGS

>>81076041
how bad would it hurt to fall from that height being that fat

>>81076054
>Disability checks can't be THAT good can they?
they are too good thats for sure
or at least not regulated hard enough

>>81076070
He's probably lucky he didn't break his legs.

>>81076054
Someone mentioned that the government also pays for his girlfriend to take care of him. They probably have plenty of money considering all they do is eat, watch tv, and play vidya.

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>>81076022
that is true, /v/ has deteriorated almost entirely into waifu threads

>>81076019
fat princess

>>81076054

desu working on the lower pay rungs these days is slavery

you should both just get fat

>>81076090
and /tv/ is only BAEN?! lolis and fatposting
no part of 4chan is good

>>81076041

GTA IV.gif

>>81076093
that is the dream but my gf keeps losing weight

>>81076007
>>81076011
I wonder what games he plays?

>>81076155
he just watches food wars on crunchyroll all day

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It's not even on their on demand yet.

>>81076207
File size was too big. They needed to get an EMR team and an ambulance to get it onto the server.

>>81074925
Holy shit, he was doctor Maximilian? Fucking great.

MAY THE RATS EAT YOUR EYESTHE DARKNESS COMESIT WILL DAMN US AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL

For those of you confused about how he can afford to live the way he does.

> SSI for a single person is over $700 a month. It's even more if you have more than one person in your house.

> His wife gets paid to be his caretaker and his daughter likely gets government assistance as well.

> With all three of them combined they'd get a fuck ton of money in food stamps every month on top of the SSI check.

> Government pays for all of his medical costs through medicare.

> Governent will even pay your heating bill in the winter months if you're poor.

> Government will pay for you to have an android smartphone if you're on medicare.

He's probably bringing in more than the average person on this board does and all he does is sit on his ass all day and rot.

>>81073977
>My 600Lb Life: Drug Dealer Edition

K
I
N
O

>>81076054
>Disability checks can't be THAT good can they?

>One member of the couple gets disabled.
>I need to hire a full time caregiver
>Ok citizen, we will pay for that. Who will you hire?
>My spouse. Of course he'll need to be compensated because he won't get to do his high rolling wall street job as a uummmm very successful guy who cleans the toilets
>Whatever. Check's in the mail

>>81076277
Steve is a real high risk kind of guy. I can only imagine how rough prison would be for an 800 pound effeminate guy who is known from prancing around on youtube with his manboobs flailing.

>ameritards developed literal fat fetish
you sure outdone yourselves this time

>>81073560
>emu
I think you meant cassowary, my dude.

>>81076328
They wouldn't even need to stick it in his ass. They could just fuck his folds. Imagine him surrounded by like ten thiccccc obsessed niggas all humping away at a different fold while the guards aren't looking and he's squealing and screaming like a little girl.
He could complain and complain and they'd never find a mark on him because his folds already look fucked up and any fluid within might be mistaken for pus.

>>81076041
>>81075907
>>81075865
Seriously, what is he doing all day beside eating shit? I would get bored if I had to sit at home all day. No amount of video games or movies can fill the void if you don't go out.

>>81073547
context? the yianopoulos at columbia thing?

>>81076272
I had a pretty good 2016.

Sold around £85,000 worth or kodi boxes on Amazon, ebay and gumtree while sitting in my ass watching kino and ordering take away

>tfw still kissless with no friends

>>81076474
He has a girlfriend and even fat people get horny.

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Dont wake him /tv/

>>81076474
Not true normalfag, I've been a NEET for almost 8 years and my void is full.

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>>81076530
>He has a gf

>>81076530
People that fat can't get it up because diabetes and circulation issues. Assuming they can still find it.

>>81076530
Man, if this lard landslide can get a gf... Thanks for giving me hope.

>>81076530
Imagine being this girl's father. I would disown my daughter if she ended up with anyone in even a remotely similar situation.

>>81076560
He not only has a girlfriend, he got her pregnant TWICE while she was married and living with someone else. James cuckholded someone.

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>>81076253
Sure was, unfortunately he's since passed on so we'll never be able to crowdfund a William Hootkins Complete H.P. Lovecraft Audiobook Collection.

>>81076658
I feel like there has to be a third guy involved. There's no way she found his dick through those flabs or even managed to fuck it long enough to conceive before she's crushed by them.

>>81076811
If there was any chance he wasn't that girls Dad do you really think she'd be there cleaning up his puss and shit?

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Being a wagie I had to go yo bed because work

What happened to Steven?

>>81076054
If only you knew wagecuck

god christina became a fucking ghoul

>>81076929
> Steven breaks a titanium bed frame
> Tells dad he'll call the cops on him if he won't order him pizza on christmas day
> fights with his fat brother and nurses constantly
> Has a psychotic fit where he pulls his hair out by the roots and looks like Brendan Frasier
> Doctor starts getting tired of his shit, gives him a speech about NOT MESSIN WIT TEXUS
> starts selling pain pills to buy pizza
> tries to sell his walker to buy pizza
> gains over 80 pounds while he's supposed to be on a diet
> finally gets thrown out of the hospital for throwing his bedpan full of piss at someone
> says something about UNLEASHING THE DRAGON

Is the James episode worth watching outside the webm's?

>>81073560
I'd watch that.

>>81077108

100% yes

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>>81073560

thicc

>>81077108
If you do you'll never get OHHH MUH LEGS out of your head.

>>81073560
when does this come out?

>>81077198
>Moving him
>Bumbs against something lightly
>OUWH MUH LEGS
>bump his side against the doorway
>His fucking side is bleeding somehow

It really is kino and a half

>>81073560
why don't you keep your weird fetish fanfic shit to yourself, I see you in pretty much every thread

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-83nEuXTjBE

>>81077389
Hi, fatty.

>>81077074
>JUSTing
>unleashing the dragon

I NEED A LINK TO THAT ASAP

>>81073436

I'm not sure why I read the entire thing.

>dr.now's faceless voice is telling you to eat more protons

fuck I don't know why that was so funny

>>81077471

t. vorefag

>>81076543
How do you manage this? I feel like shit as soon as I don't do something creative or meaningful with my day. How old are you? Even playing video games for more than two or three hours burns me out. With 31, I can't get that mindset or life style of yours, it seems so off. Are you at least working out or something?

>>81073560
>AOWW MUH AHM

Reverend burn was my gateway to fatkino many years ago.

>>81078133
> that video where he had a twinky hidden under his tit

My nigga

other than james and penny what are the funniest episodes so far?

>>81077440
These cunts should be just left to rot

>Even steven gets more pussy than you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTnmLffWXEA

Gastric bypass surgery has a refraction rate where the person will actually regain weight. So does diet and exercise. There is something fundamentally wrong with how Americans eat and the sheer amount of shit on their shelves.

>>81078432
>be demented and have the personality of a russel terrier

yeah i figured he'd have no problem pulling girls

>>81076492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y69tkCbeC5o

im sick of these threads so ill post my one post

ive never been able to gain weight since my teens
its immensely hard despite working out and eating pea protein shakes and a crap ton of carbs

just wtf metabolism
approaching 30 so no im not like 21, also 6'5"

>>81078609
You're just retarded, bro. Stop working out for a month, sit on your ass, and load up on junk food.

Unless you have a legitimate medical condition where food comes out of your ass half-digested, you can gain weight easy as fuck.

>>81076041
That extreme pan outward is fucking kino

>>81077108
Get the fuck put of these threads if you don't watch the damn show.

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>>81076114
>criticizing baneposting

>>81077108
all the episodes are GOAT. This is genuinely the greatest reality TV show ever made.

>>81078432
what a qt the rest of her channel is mostly her trying to rap though.

>>81073188
Rekt

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legally speaking you can't steal from a robot, look it up.

How is this show called again? Where can I watch it?

>>81078971

Detective Princess and the case of the Disappearing Walrus

I want a link so bad REEEEEEEEEE

>>81078971
pornhub.com/yourmom

>>81073731
Yup, such a fat cunt. The dad shouldve just taken a slice

>>81074720
>>81074659
is he... dare I to say, /pol'sguy/?

>>81078971
boku no rokuhaku

>>81073436
This isn't even funny, stop spamming it.

>>81074659
>go back on the banana boat. White poowaah!

Absolute madman

There's technically a dick buried under there somewhere.

>>81073436
more pls

>>81079623
theres technically a dick buried in girls too
that doesnt mean alot

>>81074720
>Hi Steven my name is-
>I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHO YOU ARE CLEAN MY SHIT

This man is incredible.

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>son I haven't eaten anything since 6am
>spent my whole day flying down here to help your fat ass move into an apartment
>I'm really hungry
>can I have a slice of that pizza?

>>81079683
mah dick's technically buried in yo mom, nigga

>>81079717
i aint yo nigga buddeh

>>81077108
The webms don't even do it justice. Watch it right now

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>watch penny
>goes all well until she gets surgery
>ree why do I have to lose weight
>actually gains weight after surgery

>>81076054
5 replies and but no one actually knows lmao

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>>81073119
This guy is literally Pepe

>Smug, arrogant, narcissistic, sociopathic NEET who is a complete failure by every social standard, yet still remains a happier person then you.

>>81075659
work it, twerk it bbyboi

>>81079891
but does he have a twisted sense of humor?

>>81079407
he is the typical /pol/ user

>>81079891
if he were happy he would be the person he is

>>81076530
l-lies.

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How sure are we his little brother isn't pic related?

>>81079926
Steven is /b/ incarnate. His brother is /r9k/ incarnate.

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Has anyone made an ED page yet for this guy covering his years long lolcow saga?

>>81080210
ah here we go, it will need updating though

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/John_Assanti

can you fat fuckers have a containment board like pony fuckers and fags?

every time i open /tv/ it's filled with pictures of gigantic lumps of flesh

>>81080326
fatty pls

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>>81080326
>you can have thousands of FOR YOU or Negan posting but for some reason this is not ok

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>>81076272

>Liberals think this is okay

>>81080378
/tv/ fags should be filtered as well and moved to a separate board

in fact there should be /cel/, /tv/, /fat/ and /kino/ boards

>>81076062
He posted on Facebook and said he's been stuck in Texas since they filmed the episodes

>>81080326
You speak about that which you don't understand.

This show is so, so, so much more than a show about fat people. It's a show about the extent and limits of the human psyche.

>>81076054
The average social security recipient gets $1200 a month. Can be more based on how much you've worked previously

>>81080620
to a lesser extent its also about the amazing things the human body can adapt to, the fact that you can eat yourself to near death and the body still keeps fighting to live

>>81077314
papa Nurgle 2thicc

my gf was said watching that 24 year old woman from s3, then she checked fb and she actually made it. can we have some positive stories among all the dieing beasts?

Can someone who knows what they're talking about tell me what happens when a fatally obese man calls the police on someone for not buying him a pizza? I understand that despite this insanity a caretaker has certain responsibilities, but I'd be hard pressed to find a police officer who would arrest a father for buying his son two pizzas instead of five.

Seems like they'd show up and laugh.

>>81078645
>You're just retarded, bro.

Fuck i love /tv/.

>>81075823
I feel bad for the mom, theres a video of her giving him his 31st birthday present & she seems to genuinely care about him.

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>>81079891

>>81080845

james k might still make it

>In the case of James and Lisa, it took 11 treatments for them to “…understand that if they didn’t follow the diet or exercise nothing I could do would help them,” Pijnnaken said to us. As of this writing, James can sit up with his right leg dangling off the bed, without screams of pain.

James is on a diet of between 600-800 calories-a-day and the physical therapist told us that it appears to him that James weighs less than when we last saw him on the show.

http://tvruckus.com/2017/03/17/exclusive-update-james-k-600-lb-life-alive-moving-diet/

So Steven is gay right? He acts and talks like a fag

>>81081018
>one lil eggroll a day keeps the leg pain away

>>81077074
Poor Dr now has never encountered an autist this intense

>still no link

/tv/ i am disappoint

>>81080845

As far as I know Tara has had a happy ending.

She lost half her bodyweight started being a mother to her kids again, got engaged, moved out of her mother's house.

So unless she got raped again or dropped dead since they stopped filming it's a happy ending.

>tfw my friends won't even send me a txt on my birthday
>james k has friends who come over and help clean shit out of his legs

where did i go wrong?

>>81079925
Go watch his videos & tell me

>>81080620
great, now make a /psi/ board and fuck off

>>81081007
POST THE FUCKING LINK REEEEEEEEE

>>81081083

I'm suprised, /tv/ streamed it but no one captured it

>>81074064
>Called taxi
Do they have tow trucks foro cabs in the US?

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>>81073955
also

>>81081257

one anon had nice HD screenshots. I just wish a scene group would post it as fast as other shows. webrips don't usually show up until the weekend

>>81081166
it's from the stream yesterday

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>steve loses 100 lbs
>gets kicked out of hospital for being a sociopath and throwing piss at the nurses
>has to move in to his own apartment in texas (who's paying for that anyways?)
>to "celebrate" his new home asks his dad to order him a pizzer
>dad caves
>dad asks if he can have a slice of said pizzzer because he flew in from MA that morning and hasn't had much to eat
>steve shoots him the middle finger
>dad goes back to MA
>Steve continues to call his dad and ask him to order pizzers for him across 9 states
>steve gains 83 lbs over the next month

I watched penny and OHH MUH LAYGSSS yesterday, after never having watch the show before. This is some of the most brilliant schadenfreude I've ever seen. Any other recommended episodes?

>>81081540
Sean

>>81074032
In the book the baron just had repulsors attached to individual folds of fat, not his whole body

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>>81077074
I capped this wonderful pic related from a thread last night, but haven't seen this episode yet. Is this Steven?

>>81081538
is steve, dare i say, /ourguy/?

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>>81077074
>>81081610

And is this his hair?

>>81081540
Pauline

GIVE LINK NOW

>>81081610
It's good that this dude is immobile he has the whole rapist look going on

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>81081538

TLC pays for all costs associated with rent, and travel budget if asked

The surgery and medical treatmen, including psychiatry and so on is also paid for

On going surgery and skin reducation is also paid for it they get to the goal weight set by the doctor

>>81074774
Because he's clearly mentally ill.

BRING ME THE BOY

BRING ME PAUL ATREIDES

Is he gay?

https://youtu.be/IvAiiAh-VZM

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>>81081610

>>81081083
>>81081721
>>81081766

go to bed steven

>>81076041
WASTED

Someone edit the GTA thing please

>>81076019

I want a virtual reality simulator that puts you in to a morbidly obese person's body and your goal is to do average normal shit around the house.

>>81082122
He's a closet case, for sure.

Here's links my dudes

S05E10 - James K's story - http://maxdamage.alcyoneus.feralhosting.com/links/rtorrent_data/my.600.lb.life.s05e10.james.ks.story.1080p.webrip.x264-heat.mkv

S05E11 - latest episode - Tracey's story - http://maxdamage.alcyoneus.feralhosting.com/links/rtorrent_data/my.600.lb.life.s05e11.traceys.story.1080p.webrip.x264-webster.mkv

Indexing is on so feel free to fetch anything you want from my box. (also pls don't hack)

>>81082259
someone put it on youtube NOW

>>81082259

And tonights episode?

>>81082048
my fucking sides

>>81082300
Has to be aired first, but I'll get it as soon as it's up

kinda cool christina made it but man all that excess skin.

this show makes me hate fat people

new thread when

>>81073119
Amazon has it up for $2
So good

>>81082300
It's not next week?

>>81081610
dude this made me scream laughing when i saw it

>>81074925
God damn he's great

>>81080984
No. She's a piece of shit.

I can't believe Justin thinks he's okay because he can sorta waddle around unlike Steven

>>81081007
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>81081639
yes

>>81076443
Thanks for giving me mental image of 20 basketball americans humping this guy's folds at the same time, while one of them ventures to tingle Steve's dingle.