Best horror remake coming through.

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Was he dare say... /ourguy/?

>>81071628
The Thing was better, but this is also great.

>>81071628
The practical effects and the imagery really makes this movie unsettling. Not only that, but getting eaten by the blob is a shitty way to go

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This scene fucked me up.

>>81071628
this movie gave me everlasting nightmares as a child because i watched it on hbo and i was like 10 or some shit. too fucking much.

then i grow up and realize it's johnny drama and the movie is not good.

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Is he going to be okay?

>>81071765
Faggot

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How 'bout a kiss, /tv/?

>>81071776
Is that a fucking cake?

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This scene was pretty intense.

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Why was she so perfect?

>>81071776
this part fucked me up as a kid

>>81071745
>be 6 year old self
>have vivid nightmare about falling on the toilet and getting sucked through the drainage
>see this after that

Scarred for life

>>81071628
That's not Invasion Of the Body snatchers, you cunt

>>81071662
Nah blob is way more gruesome. There isnt a single scene in thing as disturbing as >>81071685

Also, thing shits the bed with super thing at the end. The animatronic looks stiff and shitty.

Cronenberg's The Fly and Carpenters The Thing are hot contenders for a horror remake holy trinity.

>>81071628
>search image using google
>literally dozens of paul blart memes

>practical effects will never be this good again
>>81071628
>>81071685
>>81071776
>>81071824
>>81071863
>>81072744

>>81071863
kid deaths are gruesome

Why did your parents let you watch gruesome horror movies as a kid? My mom would never have let us do that

>>81074434
i always found that weird. my parents didnt really give a shit what we watched.

>>81074434
I have no clue. I saw lots of films about aliens, cyborgs, assassins, vietnam, etc. that were incredibly violent or had strong sexual content as a wee lad. I think my parents were lonely or too cheap to afford a babysitter, so they'd just watch this shit and my brother and I were along for the ride.

>>81074434
The sweet, sweet parental neglect of being a latchkey kid with divorced parents. My dad was too busy running a business to care too much about what I watched, and my mom was sort of emotionally immature herself, and would rent stuff like Friday the 13th for me. As far as the both of them were concerned, as long as I wasn't watching porn, it was ok. Some of my longest lasting friendships were forged with other kids with laid back parents with little supervision on their viewing habits, and we sort of bonded talking about horror movies, and violent action movies in elementary school.

It blows my mind when I talk to people who weren't even allowed to watch The Simpsons when they were kids.

>>81076918
and now we're on /tv/
where did it go so wrong desu senpai

>>81074434
I wasn't allowed to watch PG-13 movies until I was like...17.

>>81076990
Eh, it's not like the people I know who grew up in puritanical households fared much better than I have. My dad has turned christian in recent years, and has expressed regret in not raising my sister and I "in the ways of Christ", but I told him that he did fine. I don't regret a thing.

>>81077104
That's a plus I suppose. I do not have any serious regrets that will haunt me to the grave. I think I could have spoken up more or maybe asked out the girl I liked sorta thing, but that being said I am relatively happy. I wish everyone had boomer opportunities. Unrelated, but I know someone will deny that the recession in America ever happened or elsewhere for that matter...in defense of what I am unsure...but I do know that it happened and fucked me over as I graduated in 2009.

I was a low-level college administrator and it shocked me how many people graduated from college in 2007 and beyond that were coming back to school, some from prestigious colleges and others from 'lucrative' majors. I am kind of in that boat now.

>>81071685
I thought this guy was going to be the main character when I first saw the movie

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>>81074434
no idea phamalam

saw some real gruesome shit in those movies so horror movies of today really don't phase me, come to think of it re watching them they don't really scare me either

the only one to get to me was pic related

>>81071628
This movie is fucking awesome to watch as a kid. Scary as fuck

>>81074434
It's actually funny. My mom wanted to watch this with my brother and I. My mom was the only one to say what a cheap movie it was. Meanwhile me and my bro had nightmares for a month. Shit was brutal.

>>81071685
I can't even imagine how unimaginably painful dying this way must be.

>>81072054

as opposed to the rear projection aweosme of the Blob. Thing is better but just barely.

>>81071648
Movie?

>>81074434
I blame my mom for some reason. She likes these body horror movies from the era, plus other brutal stuff like robocop, jaws, rambo, platoon and such.

The Thing is the best remake ever because it has MEW.

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>>81074434
Funny thing was that when i was a kid i could watch nightmare on elm street, friday the 13th, texas chainsaw, any of those gory classics and it wouldnt phase me a bit.

For some reason it was shit like pic related that gave me nightmares as a kid.

>>81079347
Maybe it's the subtlety of danger that got ya.

>>81071628
solid horror movie, watchable even today.

>>81071628
People melting/digested is some of the most gruesome looking effects. Deep Rising , Billy scene was real nasty.

>>81071628
It's so fucking gross, disgusting, gross, I hate that it's so gross, it reminds me of my secret fetish and that's unsettling/disturbing as fuck for me

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>>81071863

I didn't watch the blob til recently, knowing how great the effects were that was the only death that truly caught me off guard, there needs to be more kids dying in horror films.

>>81071890

thumbnail made me think that was Ripley.

>>81079780
What is the Billy scene?

>>81079880
i remember reading the kids death was somewhat controversial.

It's such a perfect classic i'm really uneasy about rewatching it

>>81077992
Return of the Living Dead is my favorite movie followed by Creepshow.

Best remakes?

Invasion of the Body Snatchers 78
The Thing 82
The Fly 86
The Blob 88
Night of the Living Dead 90

!!!FACT!!!

>>81080259

>Night of the Living Dead 90

Patrician choice right there

>>81074434
I ended up watching this with my dad when I was like 9, I remember saying "holy shit!" When the kid died, and getting yelled at for it. This was actually the film that got me in to the older 80's films with practical effects. I think this was the first film I ever had a real discussion about with anyone too, we talked for like an hour about it after it ended. True father son bonding kino.

>>81071701
I like the movie tirelessly reminds us how men and women and boy can be half digested and scream inside it

>>81071745
Makes me worry about cleaning drains

>>81071628
I first saw the remake. Years later I watched the original Blob

It was quite different. There were death but overall it's positive and mild and gentle.

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>>81080779
>Watching horrifically violent scene
>Parent gets mad about kid swearing
God bless America

>>81080966
It was just a reminder to watch my mouth, but my dad laughed at the same time. I can still remember being slightly out of breath as I said " I can't believe they killed a kid!" This film is fucking great.

>>81080259
>Night of the Living Dead 90

anyone who says this is better than the original is a pleb

>>81080259
Creepshow is one of the best movies ever made. The stories are great, the aesthetic and atmosphere of the movie is superb.

>>81079880
watch THE UNTOLD STORY Anthony Wong

>>81071628
>>81071685
fuggg that's disturbing. The whole idea of being slowly digested alive bother me.

>>81078900
nah

>>81071863
They don't even do kid's death scenes anymore. This and the original Assault on Precint 13 are the only 2 I can even remember.

>>81081493

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMTMHk_O9wQ

>>81074434
Really lax tv gore laws pre-2000 in my country allowed me to watch all the good horror stuff in a matinée movie slot.

After 2000 i finally got a tv in my room, allowing me to stay up until 2 am watching the new horror time slot.

Parenting in the 90s was really lax.

>>81077942
I know. In retrospect it's fairly obvious the "bad boy" is going to be the hero, but when I first saw this I was like "Woah, didn't see that coming."

>>81071776
going to have lasagna today

>>81072157
The Thing is a different adaption of the same source material. It's not a remake.

>>81071965

there are furries unironically beating their meat to this

>>81079920
They shoot open a tentacle and a mostly digested man named Billy falls out screaming and melting while slowly creeping towards the main group of characters. It's probably on YouTube. Try Deep Rising Tentacle scene.

>>81083773

I watched it and it made me want to puke, gross as fuck.

Is the character named Billy given much development?

>>81074434
Because I kept pestering my mom.

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Best horror remake coming in

>>81081163
I didn't say it was better. I just like it!!!FACT!!!

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>>81071628
Yea, that was pretty good.
Though what was up with the ending with the pastor?

>>81085343
it is though

>>81081493

They had a kid death in spectral

>>81085423
Shameless sequel hook

>>81081510
I like monster movies where the real monsters are other people.

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>>81074434
they didn't

>>81085423
There was going to be a sequel but the movie grossed 8 million vs its 19 million production budget

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>>81071716
That matte line!

>>81074434
My Mom wasn't thrilled that I was watching them but knew I was going to anyway. I think as long as I wasn't talking about killing people myself, my parents we're alright with it.

>>81071628
Yeah that was a really well done movie.

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>>81085423
How long before we get a Blob soft reboot when some Catalogue Teens find an old Trunk in a spooky shack once owned by a crazy pastor?

>>81074434
My parents let me watch Childs Play and Blair witch all the time when i was a young pup. I mean, they fucked me up for months, but i kept watching them lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwcPv3Sh5Ik

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Requesting a name for a horror movie with incredible practical effects. The making of showed how they used camera angles and cut outs to trick the viewer into seeing things being closer and farther away. Also a dead body falls on the ground and explodes into a bunch of little monsters. Mid to late 80s time frame I believe. Plz help

>>81086277
sounds like The Gate

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>>81086707
YES! I was typing in the dumbest crap trying to find this

>>81081493
Alien vs Predator Requiem had a cool seen in the start where the kid gets his chest bursted. Was sick in theatres.

The blob is fucking great. But I can't pick a favourite between this, The Thing or The Fly.

Easily the top 3 as far as remakes go. The 78 rendition of Invasion of the Body Snatchers is great too but never quite reaches that level.

The remake of Dawn of the dead and the first Hill Have Eyes were both passable too. The only 2 I remember out of the glut of early/mid 2000s remakes that didn't completely suck.

I unironically enjoy Abel Ferrara's Body Snatchers more than the 78 and the 50's version

>>81086277
>>81086707
>>81086814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKGHiP4bs84

>>81081163
romero himself admits it's better than the original.

>>81074434
my parents didn't care. what I don't get about this is that,m while I watched a bunch of gore in horror movies, the normies I know hated that when they were a kid. Now they all share rekt videos on whatsapp and laughing about it while I am the one that hates watching that kind of stuff

>>81089061
>2013 Carrie
>better than original

ayylmao

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There is only ONE correct answer to this question, plebs

>>81078872
Just think of that this is someone's fetish

>>81085007
Haven't seen it in like 8 years so idk. But that scene stayed imprinted in my memory. Haven't seen anything else really like that in films.

>>81090808
It is but if done by cute girls, not disgusting monsters

Correct answer is The Fly but The Thing is also an acceptable answer

I've only seen the original The Blob it was pretty cheesy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK5jyVCdXwc

>>81089430

Because its the only version he makes any money on.

>>81091043
Certainly there must be someone prefering the 'digusting monsters' over the cute girls

>>81091170
Yes there is, I've found a lot of those videos

>>81089430
The original is a legitimately bad movie. It gets praise because of all the "firsts" it gets credit for.

>>81080259
AF's Body Snatchers is a better remake than than the 78 version. And the NotLD remake is literally garbage in every possible way. Decent effects but it is a completely shit film, absolutely hated everything about it

>>81091043
>It is but if done by cute girls, not disgusting monsters

It doesn't have to be a painful process either
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>>81091336

The original is really well made and has a vision and thrust to its story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOx-k1rJ9KA

>>81074434

I was not allowed to watch Married with Children or movies with an over abundance of swearing but I was allowed to watch Pet Semetary and it gave me fucking nightmares. I thought I could handle this movie but I couldn't take it after OP's scene came up and went to my room upset that i was not as hardcore as other kids at school.

>>81091572
Wait?

Is this the movie with the hand which comes up of nowhere?

I watched that when i was 3 and ended up scared a lot

>>81090287
>calls pleb
>can only remember the most entry level answer

>>81091734
that's the addams family i think

>>81091336
>Night of the Living Dead
>a legitimately bad movie

wtf. how is it bad? I saw it for the first time recently expecting maximum cheese and horribly dated special effects. was completely blown away by the dark and gritty narrative, and like you said it gets credit for all the "firsts". It has aged extremely well imho

Any remakes would be shitty CGI nonsense fests and you all know it.

Remakes are dead, nothing more than product sponges.

80s remakes stronk

>>81091717

>not allowed to watch mwc
you made up for it though now right?
youve seen them all yeah?
or does mommy still control you?

>>81085323
CJ was the shit. He liked that song.

>>81074434
Some parents do it for shits and giggles. My grandpa took my mom and uncle to see a movie and didn't tell them what it was. Turns out it was Exorcist 2 and they felt obligated to stay.

>>81077942
Same here. It was a brilliant move on their part.

>>81082051
I honestly thought Dillon was going to be the deuteragonist (before I even knew what that was). It looked like they were setting it up that the clean-cut jock and the bad boy were gonna team-up. Possibly either the jock or bad boy would sacrifice themselves in the end to save the day.

>>81078007
It's one of the few horror movies where it actually shows kids getting killed. That shocked the fuck out of me when I saw this year ago.

>>81079964
This and Mimic are the only horror movies I can think of where kids died.

>>81081510
>mfw The Toxic Avenger used to air in the early 90's on USA Network in the daytime
Man, today's kids are pussies compared to what we grew up with. USA even partly depicted the infamous kill scene where the weights squash that guy's head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qkU17prqDY

>>81087730
me too

>>81085323
I never noticed one of the security guards was Phil Dumphy until I rewatched it recently.

>>81085323
Only film I have ever seen that completely erases everything that was achieved by the protagonists in the fucking credits

>>81074434
Whenever I visited my grandmother's house, she'd let me watch USA Saturday Nightmares. From the late 80's to the early 90's, USA would air all these horror movies from the previous decades. My grandma was a big fan of horror and we'd spend nights eating popcorn and watching these flicks together. 1 year after USA Saturday Nightmares ended, she passed away so I have nothing but good memories associated with gruesome 70's and 80's horror films because of my grandmother.

>>81091336
Just watched it last night and it's probably the best 60s horror movie.

>>81085951
I remember when I was in elementary school all the other kids talked about Chucky or would act out the movie during recess and I just thought they meant the kid from Rugrats ;_;

>>81091717
>not allowed to watch Married with Children
The fuck? You sound like my best friend from elementary school. His parents were Bible-thumpers and wouldn't even allow him to watch The Simpsons either.

>>81074434
Single mom who worked the night shift.
Most of the time I had friends sleepover and we either watched horror movies or played games until we fell asleep.

>>81081493
Hobo With a Shotgun

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>>81071628
'78 Invasion of the Body Snatchers was a good remake. Movies with people who aren't quite themselves like Invasion and Thing always give me chills

>>81071628
I really like Evil Dead

>>81074434
My parents let me watch most of everything but would warn me "you're gonna have bad dreams if you watch this."

I never listened.

>>81079347

Honestly Event Horizon and this fucking demon dog gave me more nightmares than anything should have. Event Horizon more so b/c I was expecting something like Sphere/Alien.....

>and gmork b/c like a month after got attacked by a dog that looked like him
>it's been 17 years and I've finally overcome the irrational fear of dogs

>>81071628
>implying

also, Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)

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>>81092577
To be fair, it was a fucking stupid plan.

I love the DotD remake. I'd still place the original well above it, but it's an easy film to watch again and again. It's just the right level of comfy.

Snyder had so much promise, but that might just have been the James Gunn script.