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So was Steven more kino than James?

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So was Steven more kino than James?
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>>81068356
Less funny, more kino
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>>81068356
>part 2 next week

he might end up being number one since his fall off a golf cart wasnt shown in opart 1

not anything as overtly funny as ITS FRIED but lots of little things that add up so far
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>>81068439

Dragon unleashing was pretty fucking good
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Predictions for next week?

How much weight will he gain by the end of it all?
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>>81068356
anime in the closet?
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>>81068356
so wait, what is that discoloration on his stomach? super stretched out shorts? a pillow? his skin?
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How does someone get that fat??
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the Christmas tree scene was kino af
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>>81068356

How come in all these super fat people most of the weight seems to go to the legs?
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More smug at the least
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>>81068765

Eating six large pizza a day. That's how much Steven said he ate. It's around 16K calories to eat six large Papa Johns pepperoni pizzas.
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Man, where the fuck can I watch this shit that wont either be distorted as fuck to hide copyright, or will give my PC AIDS?
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>>81068764
unwashed clothing

he shits himself and has somebody clean it. He doesn't bathe often.
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>>81068356
>let me tell you about tax payers
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Is there going to be another stream of this episode?
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>>81068824
next week is part two and yes
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link?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVnX9lXbxqM

FUCK WAGIES
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>>81068803
>SIX?!

I can only eat like 6 slices at most, maybe 7 of a whole pizza.

I've eaten that much before, but I usually ate nothing else that day.
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>>81068813
Type in alluc to google, first link.

Lots of streams on there
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>>81068847

It's disgusting. 16K calories is how much a normal person should eat in a week. One week of Steven's diet is equal to nearly 2 months of a regular person's caloric intake. One month of Steven's diet is about 8 months of a regular person's caloric intake.
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>>81068356
Jesus Christ.
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>>81068813
>>81068859

Look for the ones uploaded to openload on there they seem to work best
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>>81068799
gravity
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>>81068356

link to ep anywhere?
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>>81068859
sadly not this episode yet, from what i can see.
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>>81068896
saved
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>>81068356
This it. I'm going full nazi on my diet and exercise. Zero flour, zero sugar, lifting at least 3 times a week, walking everywhere, no more elevators. I will NEVER be fat
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>>81068979
usually it takes a day for it to be uploaded, just watch some random episodes
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>>81068979
yeah its too soon, you'll have to wait a day or so for new episodes
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>>81068990
don't change so drastically so fast anon
You'll end up getting super fat
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>>81069002
yup, i've been watching penny while waiting. any others i should watch besides her and james?
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>>81068847
Congrats. You're not fat like him. Did you not notice that you absolute retard?
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>>81068904
this nigga literally looks like a sloth demon
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>>81069020
The penny ep is the best since these. She is full blown denial the entire show.
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>>81069051
currently on the "i think the scales were wrong in the beginning" scene, fucking lol.
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>>81069016
Kek what the fuck are you talking about?
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>>81068904
>16K calories is how much a normal person should eat in a week
>2286 calories/day
Sedentary manlet detected.
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>>81069020
I'd watch Chay's episode because the guy turns transgender halfway in and everyones just like "LOSE THE FUCKING WEIGHT ALREADY' and doesnt give a shit about him and his speech about deadnaming
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>>81069071

but she can reach her vagina now
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>>81068356
I can't even picture the anatomy of how his legs should look in this. Fat and obese people should be locked in a quarantine and forced into an exercise regime and healthy diet.
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>>81068802

Brilliant
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>>81068356
>the Brotherhood Rivalry Arc
>the Drug Addiction Arc
>Justin's TOP 10 ANIME BETRAYALS
>Dr. Now's "don't mess with Texas" speech
>Dr. Now the Dragonslayer
>Princess playing 5d chess when Steven is only playing 4d
>Punished Dad: A Hero Denied His Pizza

100% kino
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>>81069020
Lupe
Episode starts with her morning blood glucose reading of 300 and just keeps getting more fucked up.
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I bet most fans of this show are borderline morbidly obese themselves and watchit thinking "I still could stand and walk, so I'm not really fat, right?.
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>>81068356
he has the same look on his face as that woman with the white shit all over her legs.
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>>81069019

how come his face isn't fatter
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>>81069120
>Dr. Now's "don't mess with Texas" speech

this was amazing

>you come from up north
>but this is texas

a fucking iranian laying it down how it is
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>>81069145
I reckon so. Most threads end with anons complaining about fatshaming
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>YOU'RE A FUCKING DISGRACE
>FAT IDIOT
>YOU HAVEN'T LOST ANYTHING
>LAZY YANKEE SHIT
>STICK TO THE DIET
>EAT THE FISH OR I'LL RAM IT UP YOUR FUCKING ARSE
>YOU FAT FUCKING DONKEY
>WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS THIS?
>FUCKING CANDY?
>GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT OUT OUT
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>>81069183

thats just triggered pleddit/tumblr raiders though
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>>81069172
Maybe deep down Justin really wants Steven to die
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>>81069172
Contrary to Dr. Now's big talk, a NH hospital gave him the boot just for ordering pizza. Evidently Yankees take even less shit.
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>>81069103
What you're saying really makes no sense okay
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>>81069209
Is that all his gut or are there legs hidden somewhere
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>>81069183

Those are our leddit tourists
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>>81069214
If I were Justin I'd get the surgery immediately. There's a real risk that Steven is going to regain his mobility and it would behoove Justin to make sure that he is able to escape his domineering brother.
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Fat people are so interesting. I love these nature documentaries.
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>>81069267
I think Justin knows his brother too well
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>>81069218

I'm sure Dr. Now would have gone berserk if Steven ordered pizza to the hospital
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>>81069120
>700 lb man disappeared from his apartment

N-NANI?!
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>>81069218

he didnt order pizza at the clinic though

it was him spilling his piss bottle that got him kicked out
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LINK WHEN
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>>81069254
>>81069209
If you say so. Also see plenty of fatties saying it's not their fault; humans are genetically predisposed to eat everything in sight to survive
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>>81069145
6'1 240lbs fat fuck here. This show inspired me to lose it. Started @ 280lbs double fatass status.

Losing weight was hard at first but as soon as I cut out soda/sugar the pieces started to come together and the weight started leaving. Exercising kind of sucks still but when I'm less it should be way easier.
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>>81069166
>>81068356
anyone have that pic to compare?
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Where can I stream any of this season? I don't have cable.
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eats burger upside down, no fucking wonder.
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>>81069298
>he didnt order pizza at the clinic though
Different incident. This one from real life.
http://www.watchthis.com/story/lifestyle/2016/05/22/800-pound-man-kicked-out-hospital-after-making-one-simple-order
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>>81069325
How long you been going so far
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>>81069218
He wasn't able to order pizza at Dr. Now's hospital. I'm pretty sure Dr. Now would have booted earlier him if that were the case
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>>81069311
>to survive
key word there. not like they were going to starve to death
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Is the Lupe episode any good?
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>>81069404
only the 2 minutes where she's trapped on a toilet
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>>81069351

I know

I'm saying his wasnt able to order pizza at dr nows hospital

it was the piss bottle hissy fit that got him kicked out
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>transported to houston
>breaks the bed
>they put him on a cinderblock and spare tire
>he tricks two separate people into buying him breakfast the next day
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This needs an update https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/John_Assanti
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>>81069385
In other episodes Dr. Now has kept patients on even though he knew their families were sneaking them food at the hospital. He'd just order the telephone cut/confiscated.
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Why does it always seem to wreck their legs more than anything else?
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>>81069325
Keep at it man and you're right about it getting easier. First month is the hardest because everything is difficult.
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>>81069509
Furthest from the heart
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>CLEAN IT UP WAGIE

I hope the people that watched it will stop fucking up their local theaters.
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>>81069352
Almost 3 months, my brother is a /fit/izen and showed me the way of a proper diet and exercise regimen. I eat only grilled chicken, broccoli, cod, salmon, that type of stuff. It's easy to measure and is easy to make into meals. I only drink water and do a lot of lifting every other day, and a mile a day.

Part of the problem I had before was that I stayed up so late I just ate because I was bored and awake. Going to bed on time changed a lot for me and it was such a simple change.
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>>81069540
So it's a circulation thing?
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>>81069546
>Charge $5 for a coke
>Expect people not to take a dump on the floor
Nice fantasy world you've got there.
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>>81068750
Justin tries to shoot up the mall, but can't get up the stairs. Princess finds out about Steven's racist videos and poisons him, but gives him the dosage for a normal sized man, so it just gets him high instead and now addicted to poison too. Dr Now gets deported by ICE
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I feel so bad for the people who feel they have to take care of these fatties.
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>>81069603
yep
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is that his nutsack hanging out?
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This episode honestly affected me more than any other documentary or bit of reality tv I've ever seen. The sheer insanity of it all was so overwhelming. It's the quintessential trainwreck.


The notion of a part 2 is terrifying.
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>>81069628
Google image search: pannus
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>>81069546

Steven has strengthened my resolve to wage war on the wagies
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>>81069325
Good job anon.
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"Just a taste, james," you say as he continues slurping down his gravy. "We both need our breakfast, correct?" Faintly nodding his approval, you get eye level with the yellowed crust flake on his toe. "An appetizer," you say. James eyes light up and he inquires, "where?" Ignoring him, you slide the tip of your tongue up the edge of the flake - a small piece breaks off and becomes soggy. Swallowing it, you tilt your head to the left and align your bottom teeth under the crust, moving slightly forward and shaving off the whole piece. "Mm," James grunts as the flake slides into your mouth, the oniony piece turning spongy. You swallow, but with an audible gulp - as large as it is, it didn't go down easy. "Now for the main course," you say wryly. James' beady eyes dart all over the room past his plate of gravy, looking for a fuller meal. Holding your nose up to the fold of his legs you take a deep smell all the way into your core. Cheese, mayonnaise and the smell of full rot enter your lungs. You gag, but you will not be denied your feast. Taking one of the leg pustules into your mouth, you bite down hard - thick, yellow pus shoots into your throat and strikes your uvula. With the taste of pure rot, your gag helps the half mouthful of disease get down your throat and into your stomach. This feels wonderful, as you haven't eaten in a full day. Finally you pull apart the crux of his legs to reveal half an inch of incredibly thick paste lining the folds. "Laygs" was yelped from the corpulent James, but you barely notice. Sliding a finger across the goop, you happily place your now heavier finger into your mouth and suckle the sour paste down. No longer can you help it and you go hog wild, drinking mouthfuls of what used to be skin and fat down your hungry throat. Stomach full and picking your teeth of bits of stringy flesh, you kiss James deeply through the remnants of sausage and gravy lining his lips. Falling asleep on his huge fatpad, stomach full, well, today was bliss.
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honestly this episode should win awards for documentary making, it was so dense

im still digesting it, but it has more layers than anything i've ever seen
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>>81068750
>Justin redemption arc begins
>concludes with justin's failure
>steven upgrades to 5d chess but doc Now is already on 8D chess
>Steven intervention arc begins
>Steven goes crazy and rampages causing the TLC staff to drop him
>show ends and both brothers die
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https://youtu.be/GcvEs5InjFQ
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>>81068356
Dare I ask what all that shit on his legs is?
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Why hasn't Nurgle taken their bodies yet?
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so is his name John or Steven?
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>>81069586
That's pretty good going. Now that you mention it, going to bed earlier would do wonders for me. Now 4:42am and I've been feasting all night.
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>>81069635
It looks like the episodes were filmed in 2013 because his youtube videos from the era seem to reflect the hair pulling, unless this was more than a one time event.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxMhDO5vejs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTQWicvMUMQ

In May 2016 he was ejected from a hospital in NH at a weight of 800 lbs.

So we can look forward to another episode of total failure from him.
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>>81068356
6 PIZZAS A DAY
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>>81069753
He is transforming into a lizardman
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>>81069799

CAN I HAVE A SLICE?
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Starting watching Amber. This is pretty crushing because of how much smarter and more self aware she is than most of these people
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>>81069786
You are a sexy detective, and I appreciate your hard work.
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>>81069809
*gives you the bird*

NO
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>>81068356
Anons, is this the apartment from tonight's episode?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE4081yk8ck

This might be a video from when he was drugging up, binging, and pulling his hair.
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>>81069786
There's no way they filmed this way the fuck back in 2013, is there? Would TLC be filming shows that far in advance?

I could see him being a fucking maniac and pulling his hair out more than once more than I can see TLC taking that long to get this to air.
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>>81069786
If they were filmed in 2013 I wonder why they are only airing them now
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>>81069809
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>>81069786
If this was more than a one-time event, top fucking kek
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>>81069865
No, they don't film that far in advance. He has long hair again in the videos on his brother's YT channel.
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Lisa, I'm Dr. Now

Tell me about James, why does he consume over 10,000 calories a day?

Lotta loyalty for a former cheating wife

What happens if he stops eating?
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>>81069873
Maybe they did an update?
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>>81069865
Yeah I think its more likely that pulling his hair out is just something that he does
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>SHUT UP PRINCESS

jesus that hit hard
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>>81069786
what did he mean by this?
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I didn't see the episode.

Is he addicted to opiates too?
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>>81069918

this when I really lost all sympathy for him

princess is /our girl/
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>>81069938
Yes. Unabashedly so. At the end the Dr forced him into rehab
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>>81069873
>>81069865
They follow people for 6months to a year

Steven was such a crazy ride they followed him for 3 years
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>>81069938
Yes. He took 100 of them in the span of a couple of days then checked into a hospital to get more.
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>>81069651
This made me gag more than any gore thread ever has.
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>>81069938

Yes but he is more addicted to pizza. He was selling his drugs to buy pizza.
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HOLY SHIT HIS MOM COMES BACK ON HIS 31ST BIRTHDAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiNOR5AeAfs
>JUST
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>>81069910
>Hello Lisa, How you doing?
>I'm Dr. Now
>Tell me about James, why does he consume over 14,000 calorie a day?
>Lotta loyalty for a feeder
>What happen if you stop feeding him?
Fixed
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>>81069651
it's fucking yog sothoth
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>>81069951
It took you that long to lose sympathy for him? I lost it after seeing his brother.
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>>81069910
I'm crashing this diet with Chinese food
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>>81069988

it was the final straw
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>>81069978

>What happen if you stop feeding him?
>It would be extremely painful.
>For him.
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>>81069968
>He was selling his drugs to buy pizza.
I didn't catch that. When did he say that?
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>>81069927
WHat did she mean by this
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>>81069786
Someone in /fit/ posted a facebook post Steve made this year about the show, I think it might have been filmed last year. The post actually had his e-mail address too if anyone feels the need to message him or order some pizza
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>>81070017

he tried to sell one of his walkers to buy pizza
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a motherfuckin torrent you huge ass cunts?
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>>81070027

NutriBullet shill
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>>81070029
It was filmed last year or in 2015 just look it up, nothing indicates success though
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>>81069865
>>81069873
1. Shit takes time to make. Season 1 actually followed people for 4 years. But then they got the contract with TLC and had to start rushing. That's why nobody reaches goal weight anymore. They're following them for only 1 year. Even the most succesful patient will still be 300 lbs after 1 year. Then there's set backs.

2. Order of appearance is not necessarily related to order of production. They may have decided to recruit some of these people immediately when they realized they needed to make more content. This would fit in well with Assanti's pattern of trying to get on biggest loser and succeding on being on Dr. Phil. What might have been too much of a shit show for season 2 could have been just what the doctor ordered. Also collecting 2 episodes worth of material points ot longer production times.
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Looking at facebook, JUSTin seems have a bit of /tg/ in him
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>>81070045
like those Shakeology cultists
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>rude,selfish and arrogent attitude
>800 pounds
>relies on other people

There is something poetic about this, I just can't put my finger on it
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>>81069988

justin is honestly my favorite character

hope the next ep spends more time on him

>the secret christmas recording
>him unable to hide his smugness when steven gets kicked out of hospital
>his dad completely shutting him down when he tries to stop him helping steven
>his RC car

i dont know if he is the antagonist or the hero or just another hopeless fatty
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/tv/ should all pitch in to buy him a shitload of pizza
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>>81069978
>Tell me about James, why does he have the boils?
>What happens if you move his legs?
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>>81070051

he failed, next episode description + the facebook post make it clear
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>>81069995
>>81069910
>Is that jus one lil eggroll?
>there's two
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>>81070040
I thought you were saying that he was selling painkillers to buy pizza
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>>81070075
REDPILL ME

I DRINK THESE
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>>81070069
Link
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>>81070080
Haha, I would donate a few bucks
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>>81069865
>I could see him being a fucking maniac and pulling his hair out more than once
Obsessive hair pulling is occasionally a trait of drug addiction so he's probably already had episodes with pills over the years.
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>>81070106
It's basically a pyramid scheme.

>buy product from me and sell it to people!
>if you find someone that also wants to be a Shakeology """coach""" you get a bonus!
>Be your own boss!
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>>81070087
What the fuck was he doing in this scene? Why was he being so autistic towards the doctor?
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>>81070087

>like tears in rain

why are they suddenly framing amazing shots

this is turning into 100% kino
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>>81070109
It's on his public profile
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>Hey, my 800lb sack of shit son
>It's the evening now and I haven't eaten since 6am
>I flew down here to help your fat ass move into this apartment
>I'm really hungry
>Can I have a slice of that pizza?
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>>81070106
Why the fuck would you drink that? Just eat right, drink water, portion control and move around. Thats it, those shakes do nothing. The people on them are working out with it thats why they feel so good. Its not the shakes.

Also its a pyramid scheme, I cant believe people still fall for this
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>>81070159
How can a dad be so cucked?
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>>81070158
I don't know his last name
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Is James k /our guy/ or is Steven assanti /our guy/ also does anyone else get hungry after watching this show
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>>81070149
using phone cam as a periscope because too autistic to face dad abd dr now
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>>81070159
I wondered why he didn't order two pizzas.

Knew that fat fuck wasn't going to share.
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>>81070149
Everything was too real. That's why he wanted to go home. And that's why he couldn't look at his father or the doctor.
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>>81070105

i think he did this too

he talked about maybe meeting cops online who would bust him

>>81070152

the drone tracking shots in the beginning with the piano music was unironically kino
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmOy-yMPN8o


what did he mean by this?
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>>81070149
because he is a big fucking baby just like his brother, he throws fits too except he has social anxiety.
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>>81069972
>pots and pans rewraped after she just purchased them for herself
Damn the boy got fucked
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>>81070195
>I wondered why he didn't order two pizzas.
Because Steve would have taken both
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>>81070140
Groan it's not a pyramid scheme it's multilevel marketing they're two completely different things
one of my siblings does this shit with Isagenix and they won't leave me alone ;_;
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>>81070195
You think if Steve smelled two pizzas he'd let his dad eat one?
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>>81070187
Assanti.
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>>81070195

we all know steven is going to eat exactly as much pizza as there is until there is no longer any pizza
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>>81069910
Your a big guy
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>justin leaves and shakes steven's hand with a smug grin
this family is something else. it's like they're performers
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>>81070187
Assanti?
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>>81070159
Truly pepe and wojack
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>>81070235
Thanks.
Found him.
He's got big titties
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>>81069296
looks like the karaktar from south park
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>>81070229
You eat as much as you can before he finishes the first one off.

It's like prison. Eat fast.
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If Steven were more mobile, I'd bet you $50 that he'd turn into a real life Buffalo Bill
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>>81070249
>you're a (really) big guy
Ftfy
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>>81070189
It depends, are you a devilish pepe kind of guy or a wojak guy?
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>>81070229
How fucking hard is it to just give the fat fuck half?
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I still don't get the whole part with how Steve's mom paid for him to move out east and she 'wasn't there'. So like he got off the plane and she just disappeared?

>>81070273
lol ya what is he going to do chase you down?
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>>81070189
Steven is not /ourguy/

/trash/ can have him
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>>81069296
h..he's fast
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>>81070312
his dad wants him dead, can you blame him?
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>be 800 lbs
>being that obese isn't even your biggest problem because your antisocial, oppositional, and narcissistic personality disorders and opiates addictions are even worse

How is this even possible?
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>>81070312
HAlf of 10 pizzas is still 5
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Am I the only one who sees the Bjork stalker in him?
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>>81070398
I mean half of a single pizza
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>>81070387

closet fag
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>>81070387
Don't forget a literal man child
>throws piss on the floor
Fucking madman >>81070419
That's still a lot of fucking pizza
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>>81069873
>2013 I wonder why they are only airing them now
the 600 pound episodes take place literally over YEARS
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>>81070387

I've waited so long for them to find somebody who can be on both Intervention and My 600 Pound Life
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>>81068356
They were both kino. TLC is on a roll with these fat pieces of shit
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>>81069145

Nah, I'm skinny as fuck but still fascinated by these hamplanet monstrosities
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>>81070312
Did you fail to understand the dynamic between Steven and his family. He annoys and manipulates them until he gets what he wants. His father puts up no fight at all because he would rather just skip himself the 2 hours of aggravation and skip to the end result.
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>>81070387
Why this was a kino episode
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>>81070455
I think my favorite this season has been the one from Marion Ohio, I felt bad for the woman in lorain( I live in Cleveland areA) but the bitch in Marion doesn't deserve life
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>>81070324
Probably put him on a plane and then went into hiding so she wouldn't have to put up with his bullshit.
>>
Anybody else stuff their face while watching this?
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>>81068843
>all these butthurt wagecucks in the comments
lmao
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So, is there an actual plan to treat his obesity or is he just a circus freak until his inevitable heart attack?
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>>81070163
The important part is it skips the portion control, cooking and getting healthy stuff parts.

It's lazy dieting.

I've never had one because even when I did shake meal replacements for a while, I made them myself. So maybe they taste decent too?
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Why don't they call the show my 1/4 ton life
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>>81070507
i had ice cream saved for today but i let my dad eat it this afternoon.
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Honest question: Does anyone else think that Steve's drug addiction really isn't as life-threatening as his eating problem, but Dr. Now sees a convenient opportunity to pass the buck and make Steve someone else's problem?
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>>81070579
too confusing for the average TLC viewer
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is the ep available to watch anywhere?
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>>81070603
his liver or heart could fail he inst wrong he ran through 100 pills in a few days
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>>81070603
Yeah, as an Intervention veteran, he didn't seem THAT addicted to his pills. He was addicted to pleasure which could come in the form of pain pills or pepperoni pizzas.
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>>81070603
Probably part of it
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you think Steve ever gave his dad a slice of pizza in the end or did he just eat the whole thing while his Dad starved?
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>>81070497
which episode? I've been falling asleep to fat kino each night
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>>81070579

british or american ton ;^)
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>>81070610
They post them on demand pretty quickly
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>>81070603
I don't know what to think about that.. does he have high tolerance because hes 4 times the size of an average person? was he selling his pills to order pizza every day?
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>second breakfast
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>>81070603

I dunno, you can't really help people in a general sense who have a serious drug addition. I think you always treat that first, then work on the other problems.
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>>81070640
there was probably a craft service truck outside during the shoot 2bh
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>>81070603
I feel like his liver could plausibly give out before his heart
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>>81070674
What am I watching here.
Who are they
>>
>>81070603
All of these fatties should go to rehab.

They're textbook addicts.
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>>81070689
This was more horrifying than any movie I've seen since I was a child.
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>>81070674
Definitely a brapposter
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>>81070721
>rehab
Funny way of spelling slaughterhouse
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>>81070675
I suppose that the rehab facility could also just feed him reasonable meals. It's not much different from what homecare was supposed to be.
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how much do they pay to be on this show?

is it worth gaining 350lbs so i can be a part of fatkino history?
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>>81070603
Dr. Now was at the point of dumping him from the program anyways, it was a convenient way to get the psychopathic fatty off his hands though.
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FUCK. I wish you guys would stop posting these fat gross fucks.
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Next week we get the fall of steven

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKDPFzlAfbw
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He's been abusing painkillers for years. He probably has a pretty high tolerance.
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>>81070759

shift click you fucking newfag
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>>81070257
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>>81070759

go back
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>>81070760
I'm already hype
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>>81070662
>was he selling his pills to order pizza every day?
Buying food is definitely a motive to sell his drugs. But does he have the mobility and interpersonal skills to engage in drug dealing? Would you buy drugs from that guy?
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>>81070760
why was steven on the back of a golfcart?
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>>81070822
The daughter is almost cute, in that trashy country girl sort of way. She'd just need to lose 20 pounds
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If he stopped eating, but kept taking fluids, how long do you think it'd take for him to waste away?
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>>81070836
>Would you buy drugs from that guy?
I think its possible people he contacted online would come to his apartment when Princess wasnt around and buy pills from him
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/tv/ can I have a slice?
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>>81070817
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>>81070873
2 years
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>>81070836
>pizza deliverator coming by several times per day
>guy is likely dealing drugs already
>steven asks pizza driver if he knows anyone who would buy painkillers
>deliverator makes a buck
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>>81069087
that's pretty close to a normal BMR, bud.
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>>81070912
He'd be very easy to rob. Unless there was a delivery guy who accepted them as barter, I have a hard time imagining him being able to transform pills into food.
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>>81070978

I dunno lad, if he lunged at you, you're both going to the ground and neither of you are getting up
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>>81070873
iirc some guy did this for an entire year + vitamins and lost 300 pounds he died prematurely though after
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>>81070750
I'd say yes but then I saw James legs

it's fucking horrifying
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>>81070717
A hot girl is sitting next to a fat nerd. The moment she leaves, he sniffs her ass fumes that were on the seat.
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>>81071051
>ass fumes
Son...
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>>81071004
>I know we agreed that I would pay you $10 per pill, but I'm only going to give you a dollar each
>No, why would I accept that deal
>*pulls out a bag of cheetos and begins eating*
>Because until you agree to my new terms I'm going to eat these delicious cheetos in front of you and not share
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>>81070978
if he trades the drugs for pizza then why rob him?
just keep bringing him pizza for drugs, the cost of the pizza is negligible for the delivery man and its not like he is letting you in again after you already robbed him
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>>81068356
I missed the first 15 minutes of this ep. How much kino did I not see?
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>>81071062
sweat?
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>>81070871

first off, no she's not.

secondly, more like 60 pounds.
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>>81071081

him breaking the bed in a medical rv
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>>81071044
>lasted an entire year
god damn that's spooky
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>>81071082
Pussy stank
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>>81070963
That's a lot of wtf in one picture.
>>
Do you think its sort of cozy being this fat?

Aside from all the horrible aspects of it, I think it would be kind of nice having all that lard act as sort of a warm blanket you get to relax in. Like being your own personal waterbed.
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>>81069651
>That is "alive"
WHERE DID EVOLUTION GO SO WRONG?
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>>81071097

Steven's story has great Pepe/Wojak shopping potential
>>
>>81071072
That's my point. A delivery guy you can hold accountable because he's employed there and if he robs you he can be found easily. Anyone other than the delivery guy has nothing to link to his real identity and is a risk.
>>
>>81070817
saved
>>
>>81071118
its a testament to how much abuse the human body can take.
>>
>>81070249
For most
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>>81071096
>afraid the floor was going to break
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>>81070674
>>81070717
>>81071051
>>81070732


why do people keep posting this fraudulent clip. is it the same person?

he's picking up something under the seat. that's why the video cuts out immediately after he bends down. post the full clip or don't post it at all.
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>>81070750
No, get a GF instead and make her fat (she's likely to get fat anyway so this should be easy). Get her on the show and enjoy your free ride to fatkino stardom as an enabler. See if you can get as famous as Gareth
>>
>>81071168
>defending the secret sniffer

you had a nice cover but we know better
>>
Why does Dr. Now always force them to drive down to Houston to see him? It's always such a big struggle for them.

Why can't he fucking meet them at the closest major clinic?
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>>81069755
>Implying
Did you see his legs? He's halfway to being a spawn.
>>
Normally I dont get angry at this kind of shit, but this fat fuck really starts to work on your nerves by watching him. Those nurses were goddamn heroes putting up with that man baby. Hes a useless excuse for a human being, and his brother isnt any better.
>>
>>81071123
yeah, that scene in the RVbulance where he cackled at him for giving him the subway was very Pepian
>>
>>81071168
He's a stealth operator. A real bad dude. You just proved he pulled the wool over your eye.
>>
>>81071195

i'm not defending anyone. for all i know him placing something under the seat was a ruse for him to be able to position himself to sniff the seat.

that being said, it's fundamentally dishonest to edit that clip and not post the full thing.
>>
>>81071215

because watching dr now embark on a 20 hour journey, while comfy, would not be as good entertainment
>>
>>81069753
Rotting boils caused by his vascular and lymph system failing to get all of the fluid in his body out and bacteria then start to live inside of them.
>>
>>81068356
James was next level selfish and delusional. I think the most that's ever been on the show, more than Lupe.

Haven't seen Steven yet want to watch both parts in a row.
>>
>>81071168
you can do two things at the same time you know.
>>
>>81071215

the majority of turbofatties don't have the willpower to make the changes they need

Making them travel a long distance is a way to weed out the spineless ones before it even starts
>>
>>81071168
it's /v/ and /srg/ leaking
>>
Can someone shop Steve as a Mortal Kombat character, preferably as Liu Kang? That dragon shit is gold and hes a master of crouching tiger hidden spaghetti
>>
>>81071281
Yes, they must first go on a quest
>>
>>81071265
Penny was by far the most delusional. James was a bigger asshole though
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>>81071215

they want to be on the tv show and get paid.

they don't have to go see dr. now to get the surgery. it's not like he's the only person that does this surgery. there are hundreds of doctors that do it. in order to be on the show though they have to go through dr. now and he's not going to travel to see them. he didn't spend 10 years becoming a doctor so he could travel all over the country catering to these mentally ill giant babies.
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>>81071123
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>>81071280

see

>>81071252
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>>81071265
Oh boy, you're in for a ride anon. Steven is a sack of shit, and his bro acts like the good son even though hes using Steve to justify his own shitty life choices
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>>81071215

he always has

some of them fly though
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>>81071311
the delusion in penny's episode was great
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>>81069509
1. Legs naturally have large fat bodies or adipose deposits on them
2. The circulatory system in the legs has many valves which in a healthy person prevent blood from pooling but act as a further hindrance to circulation in someone this big
3. Blood has a harder time moving the farther out from the heart you get
>>
>>81071316
>it's not like he's the only person that does this surgery. there are hundreds of doctors that do it.
He's willing to do the surgery on patients who other doctors won't touch yet. So even though surgeons in most areas will do it, they're going to want patients under 450 which seems out of reach for 700 lb people who have never lost a pound in their lives.
>>
>>81069296
*teleports behind Dr. Now*
Pick it up... wagie.
>>
>>81071364

If he boils the calories out after frying it will be ok
>>
>>81071364
Frying, if done properly, doesn't add a significant amount of fat. Most people don't have a commercial grade fryer though so they just end up with greasy food.
>>
>>81071471
Does that work for pan frying?
>>
>>81071388

there's certainly other doctors that perform this surgery for the super morbidly obese. after all this surgery is designed for people who have proven to be unable to lose weight on their own and keep it off.

the primary reason why they relocate to houston and go through so much trouble is because they want to be on tv and get paid.
>>
>>81071498
I imagine pan frying adds less calories than deep frying since you typically just have a thin layer of oil/butter instead of completely submerging it
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>mfw 6ft 220lb
>mfw no-one criticizes me because I am the average weight now
>>
>>81069190
kek, i would love to see ramsay lose his absolute shit to this fat fucks.
>>
I feel like I just watched a documentary of a person going god levels of JUST
>>
>>81071498

you can use olive oil in a wok

as long as you use the correct amount for the amount of people you are cooking for you should be fine with a decent other oil

One tablespoon of olive oil has 119 calories but has the good fats

If you are cooking for 2 its not bad
>>
>>81071536

>bmi just under obese

fat fuck
>>
>>81071622

the only proper gauge of a person's health is body fat composition.

there are elite athletes with 10-12% bodyfat that would be considered overweight or obese according to their BMI
>>
>>81071622
>not realizing that calculating bmi solely from height and weight is the stupidest thing you can do
try going in a dunk tank
>>
they need to up the game, 'if you dont lose weight in the time specified, we will not feed you for 7 days, and then shoot you in the fucking head'
>>
>>81071501
Do these yokels look like the kind of people who have good insurance? I'm sure for many of them it's this or no operation.
>>
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>>81071622

girls still want the D
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>>81071117
Steven was literally ROTTING AWAY during parts of the episode. Did you not see the blood all over his sheets when he would get up from it?
>>
>>81071694

medicaid covers bariatric surgery in most cases
>>
>>81071117
Probably if you think being in constant pain is comfy
>>
>>81071672

>because of the 1% of people who are actually both physically fit and muscular enough to make BMI ineffective, it's not useful for the other 99% of the population!

I bet you're fat too
>>
POST A LINK ALREADY SCREEEEE

You forgot some of us aren't yanks sometimes ;_;
>>
>>81071762
No, hes not wrong. Calculating bmi from height and weight, literally assumes that you have no muscle, and outside of bones, organs, and skin, you are literally just fat. As such, using a dunk tank is a proper way to measure the fat content of ones body
>>
>>81071762

no, i'm just a /fit/ person who has 13% bodyfat but would be considered overweight according to my BMI, which is a terrible way to measure health for a lot more than 1% of the population.
>>
>>81071763
this
>>
It shouldn't be legal to keep these people alive.
>>
>>81071748
And is "I'm so obese that most doctors won't operate on me" one of those cases or are they going to say "Well I guess you're going to have to lose 300 lbs first"?
>>
>>81071263
literally nurgle, is james one of the unclean spirits revelations mentioned?
>>
>>81071939

They can operate but I think it's more risky. Some Steven-tier fat woman was given a year to live so they went ahead and did the surgery. A few days later she died of a heart attack.
>>
>>81071939
its the problem of getting through the 500 pounds of fat to even do the surgery which is the issue
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>>81068904
>All those shitskins taking care of his glorious fat white body
Feels good being white man
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>>81072190

It's not just that. They require so much anesthesia that it's easy to accidentally OD them, plus their wounds from being cut open will heal slower due to shitty circulation thus putting them at a bigger risk for post-op infection.
>>
>>81072265
This is the biggest :^) concern

There's also the obvious issue of performing life changing surgery on someone who doesnt want to change their life.

If someone like James or Steven got the surgery at 700lbs and miraculously survived but didn't change their diet. They'd still end up gaining wait.

The doctors can give you a stomach the size of a gerbil's but if you shove 6 pizzas through it every day all you've done is waist :^) everyone's time
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>>81069651
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>>81072524
>The doctors can give you a stomach the size of a gerbil's but if you shove 6 pizzas through it every day

Won't that rupture the stomach?
>>
>>81072524
>They'd still end up gaining wait.
Or they'd bust the new digestive system wide open with all that food.
There was even a woman who suffocated last year because she kept eating faster than her post-op stomach could handle and it backed up into her esophagus and blocked off her windpipe.
>>
>>81069651
It's afraid
>>
>>81072569
O hell yeah.
If you want to gain weight after the operation you should drink calorific liquids and graze instead of do large meals.
>>
>sucked into fat kino
>watching big fat fabulous life
Whitney is a cunt but Babs is a national treasure

she has the same accent as Tree Trunks
>>
>>81071254
>because watching dr now embark on a 20 hour journey, while comfy, would not be as good entertainment

If Dr. Now were more of a conversationalist they could have him sitting in a private car of a train and reminiscing about events in his career. This show could be a lot classier that way. But no, the squalor of a fatass being crammed into a passenger car, shitting themselves, and gobbling fast food every couple hours is the path they chose.
>>
>>81068904
I have to eat 3k calories a day to gain weight. 21k calories per week, youre 16k claim just got btfo
>>
this penny episode pisses me off. 7 minutes in
>mom who cant even take care of her son
>tells husband to get a whole bunch of junk
>has a sassy fuckin attitude
sisters kinda banging
>>
>>81072569
the strap around the belt they installed will break, it happens all the time
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