The name's Bond Bail Bond

>>81067654

I think we're ready.

Bring on Idris fucking Elba. If it flops first movie then find a better one. It's worth a shot.

We need a black James Bond, that's been settled.
But honestly after seeing Common in Wick2, I would highly consider him for the role.

>Shiiet nigga what the fuck is this shaken and stiiired-ha martini shit, I ain't no sex n the city how, gimme sum a dat CO VAS EE AYE and bring some Crystal for my bitches. By the way, I'm tryin to contact General Vladimir Kalishnikov, you know can I find dat muhfugguh?

>>81067771
I thought the opposite. Very wooden acting and over-accentuated lines.

>>81067654
Ayy yo hol up

>>81067731
This but too bad Idris doesnt wanna do it cos he says he feels too old.

NONSENSE

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Dan Stevens? Pretty solid in The Guest.

I'll take a Hennessy and coke.. shaken not stirred..

>>81067936
>shaking a coke instead of stirring it
>mixing Hennessy and coke

I know you're memeing but jeeze

>>81067654
NIGGERS BTFO
HAHHAHAHAHAAAA YES!!!!1

>>81067932
Yeah he had me pretty solid.

>>81067654
I'm /pol/ but I think Elba would make a good Bond, and don't really see what the fuss is about. Not like they're trying to cast Jaime Foxx or something

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I think we've all ruled-out Hardy, right?

>>81068083
>first black bond
>second black bond (you can't go back otherwise labeled as racist)
>first female bond
>first tranny bond
>first muslim bond

>>81067654
Reminder that these people are the same ones who make cuck threads and are secretly gay for black men.

>>81068188
you forgot first gay bond

>>81068148
I don't think Hardy is suave enough to be Bond.

>>81068233

>what is roger moore

>>81068188
Yeah it's a slippery slope, I know. And Elba is probably the only black is approve for that role too, he's not nearly as niggerish as the others

>>81068083
>I'm /pol/
no you're not. the over representation of niggers in media needs to stop

>>81067654
WHY CAN'T NIGGERS CREATE THEIR OWN ICONIC CHARACTERS, OH, THAT'S RIGHT, BECAUSE THEY'RE ANIMALS WHO CAN'T EVEN BUILD NOR MAINTAIN A FUCKING CIVILIZATION!!!

>>81068277
Read this >>81068264, he's literally the only one I'd choose. Still prefer Hardy though.

>>81068255
not gay for sure

>>81068083
Bond's parents are Scottish and Swiss. Go prep the bull you cuck.

>>81070754
I am the bull, fagot

>>81071002
A black /pol/? Are you posting from Africa or something?

>>81068148

Bond fans want a less-muscular 007. Bad news for:
1) Tom Hardy

Fucking niggers.

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James O'Bond

>>81071151
Not black in the least, but in the "cuck" scenario, I'm the bull. White bulls exist, and you're talking to one, pussy

>>81067778
B-but Idris is a classy nigga...

>>81067654
>black Bond
>instead of cigars, he smokes wine Black & Mild wood tip cigarillos
>instead of a vodka and gin martini, he drinks a Dixie cup of cognac poured over a Coca Cola icee
>instead of baccarat, he plays dollar scratchers and only pays with a starched 100 dollar bill, requesting 96 dollars in change every day

>>81072891
what a filename

>>81073078
You're a worthless degenerate then.

>>81074641
Someone needs to make a fake trailer of this.

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>>81067778


>My name is Bond.
>DeMarcus Bond III.

>>81067654
North of atlanta there was a bail bond place called "Bond, James Bond bail bonds."
Seriously.

>>81067654
How about Bananadick Cucumberpatch? Would he make a good Bond?

Also David Mitchell as the villain. He's pretty good at being a creep.

>>81067654
why dont we just stop making bond films?

>>81068148
I don't think we're quite ready for a homosexual bond.

>>81068255
Everyone knows Connory was the rent boy.

Ayo Stringer

>>81067654
Why are they always casting black British guys to be black Bond? Why not an African American?

>>81070754
Black Swiss and black Scottish. Sometimes people are black on the outside but white on the inside, and they move because of it

>>81068148
He's too large

>>81078607
African Americans don't even get cast in american films, why would the be in british ones?

>Traivon Martini, chicken not stirred.

>>81067932
Only if he stabs the new Moneypenny because she can't act for shit

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>>81067654
I'll say my final For England, James, when they cast a coloured bond.

>>81067654
>having a Bond actor start playing Bond at the age of 44

Doubtful, people want a young Bond, and starting a Bond actor at the age of 44 would make it hard to get any long term use out of him

>>81079489
Considering Craig still might do one more movie, and Bond films come out at least 2-3 years apart, he'd be looking closer to 48 by the time his first movie would be in production.

>>81079537
Exactly, Idris Elba's best chance to be Bond was right around the time Craig became Bond

Now he's just too old, and the studio isn't going to want to select another new Bond after only getting one or two films out of Elba

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don't forget

Who was the last Bond villain who wasn't a white male?

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>>81068188
>mfw hot lesbian bond

Black Bond will be the final nail in the coffin for the franchise.
Couldn't come soon enough

>>81080078
the mexican from the good the bad and the ugly or whatever

>>81067654
ok i laffed