Justice League runtime is 2 hours and 50 minutes

4 hours for the extended version

>>81067561
Dead already.

>not beating gone with the wind's runtime

Might as well not even release it.

>>81067561
I'm gonna cum!

>>81067617
Oh fuck I can't wait. Based Snyder, deliver me from puerile capeshit.

>>81067770
Can I eat your cum anon:)?

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>>81067561
>2 hours and 50 minutes

>>81067867
Sure! You want it on your popcorn or choctop? :3

He's got that Batman neck going...

YES!!!!!

Boring

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>3 hours of capekino

>>81067561
>2 hours and 50 minutes
i hope there are enough quips

Based Snyder

>tfw no Man of Kino 10 fan edit

>>81067617
sounds like fun.

>>81067561
>There’s also the matter of the film’s Part Two being pulled back and the director confirmed to not return

Since when? And the page they link as proof is from back in December and is titled "Rumor: Zack Snyder Won’t Return to Direct Justice League 2".

>http://screenrant.com/justice-league-2-director-zack-snyder-quits/

Charles Roven said earlier this month Zack is still on for JL2

2 hours and 50 minutes breakdowns into this

First 30 minutes
>Parademons and Stephenwolf speak to darkseid whose shourded in shadows to come to earth to get the mother boxes, Wonder Woman meets up with Batman to get the other metahumans

By the second half hour
>Batman meets up with Cyborg, Aquaman and Flash who is the only one that joins his crusade

3rd half hour
>Parademons arrive to earth and start locating the mother boxes
>Wonder Woman explains the ancient war of the mother boxes to bruce and flash
By the 120 minute mark
>Parademons start attacking Atlantis and kidnap cyborgs father
>Cyborg joins together with Aquaman on Bruces crusades along with Flash, Cyborg, and WW

By the 150 minute mark
>The Proto Justice League fight off the parademons who are lead by Stephenwolf
>Cyborg gets badly injured, along with Batman
>Aquaman, Flash and Wonder Woman job to Stephenwolf who ends up kicking their assess
>Superman asspulls in the last 20 minutes and annihilates Stephenwolf

Last 20 minutes
>Justice League decides to stick together
>Darksied decides to come to earth and finish the job

After Credits scene:
>Darkseid and a massive fleet from apokolips make their way to earth

>Second End Credit scene
The Green Lantern finds out about the parademon attack and decides to investigate

>>81068773
>Superman asspulls in the last 20 minutes and annihilates Stephenwolf
Considering Supe's the most powerful member of the League, i's not really an asspull.

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>>81067941
>not crab legs

>>81067561
>Were you dragging or rushing?

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>>81067561
>WB actually learned their fucking mistake from intervening during the editing process for BvS
>almost 3 hours of pure Synder kino without exects fucking it up
I'm actually impressed

>>81067561
Can't wait which one is Jesus a again?

So this article is quoting IMDb? Can't anyone edit that?

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>>81067561
COME TOGETHER

>>81067561
>>81068996
C'mon guys. We're still 7 months out, with a Wonder Woman release for WB to fret over. Any kind of shit can happen in the editing room.

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>>81067561
>think that Zack is finally done, you can't have 7 main characters and still fit in enough development for all of them to be interested
>he makes a 7 hour masterpiece

THANK YOU

>>81067561
Based Snyder refusing to compromise his artistic vision.

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Guys, make sure to eat Hardees...or whatever...now here's some CGI scene paid for by the previous. Literally JUST my director up.

>ciano Yosemit

>>81069278
I cried for Martha but not just supermans Marta, all the Marthas in the world. I had an old friend that I was never going to speak to for the rest of my life who had a mom named Martha and I looked him up right after I saw BvS and went to his house and patched things up. Thanks Snyder!

>>81069408
>Godmother named Martha
>she died when I was a child
I hadn't dealt with my feelings until that scene.

>thinking a longer movie = a better movie
You really are disgusting

>>81069408
>>81069499
It's almost like I was in that room killing all those crooks trying to save supermans Martha

>3 hours of cities gratuitously getting destroyed

MoS + BvS UE + JL UE ultimate cut when?

>>81069549
>having the attention span of a marvel fanboy

>>81068773
It's Steppenwolf

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>>81069549
>doesn't remember the horribly edited mess that was BvS theatrical cut
>doesn't remember that the Ultimate Edition fixed its pacing and the majority of unexplained bullshit
>JL is about 3 hours in the actual fucking theater
MCucks really don't use their brain do they?

>>81068769
Oh no

>>81069737
>>81069737
shoo shill

>>81069737
Can't crack the Zack.

>>81069705
The theatrical cut is objectively better desu.

>>81067561
>People complain BvS is too long
>Justice League doubles down

Praise Snyder. Never compromise.

>>81069608
>I know! I call him a marvel fanboy!
I can't stand Marvel
>>81069705
BvS Ultimate Edition was an improvement over the theatrical cut, but still a mess of a film.

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What are they laughing about?

Uh, it seems most of you don't remember the fact that BvS was also 3 hours. Is that a good thing?

>>81069824
>I'll take horrendous opinions for $1000, Alex

>>81069845
Yeah, adding more shit on top won't change the fact that, at it's core, the film is an absolute mess.

>>81069888
It's true though, what does the extended cut do besides absolving Super Man of any responsibility in the Congress bombing, and adding more scenes with minorities.

>>81069886
The Ultimate Edition was that long and it owned.

>>81069880
They've already been paid, it doesn't matter how the movie does.

>>81069880
They all enjoy the millions they are getting, even if they know that it's a bad movie. Except Snyder, i'm sure he believes that his films are modern masterpieces.

How pissed are normies about to be?

I can't sit through an almost 3 hour movie!!!! It has to be 1.5 hours of straight comedy for my short attention span!!

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>>81067561
>>81068013
>>81068773
>the ending/credits is the opening for Justice League TAS

>>81069888
It's okay some of us are able to get the full message of zacks vision while others need more explaining

>>81068773
That would be incredible.

>>81067561
Is this the movie that saves kino?

>>81069178
>>81069880
Ben's looking much better. I'm glad he's doing better.

>>81070204
Clean living will do that. I remember I saw an interview with him on a morning show promoting Live by Night, dude was clearly barely holding it together.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLlk_ZflE4A

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>>81069408
>Martha = Mother

Truly a genius

I've very rarely been disappointed in movies over 2 and a half hours.

>>81068849
Is it me or did they portray Wonder Woman as more powerful than superman? It seemed like she could handle doomsday on her own. That bugged me. Also, that Neil degrass Tyson scene bugged me. I hate that pompous dip.

Snyder's making a modern mythology. The absolute madman!

>>81069278
I'd literally pay good money to see this

Only problem I had with BvS was the Doomsday fight. There was too much unnecessary electricity effects. It made the fight look bad and kinda cheesy. I loved everything else about the movie and Man of Steel though. JL will be awesome.

>>81070179
BvS saved kino, this is going take to a place it's never been before

>>81069681
His name is stephen wolf. He's a servant of the dark side

>>81067561
>Original time 67 hours

But I'm sure they cut it down nicely.

>>81070396
This. The first two parts were solid. Third part is when it started to seem like a bit too much. I think adding Wonder Woman to the mix and making doomsday more and more powerful felt like too much.

>>81067561
The original Age of Ultron and Batman v Superman cuts were longer than that and we all know what happened to them.

>>81070136
Don't even try to compare the two.

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>>81067561
AHAHAHAHA /TV/ BTFO BY REDDIT

>>81070412
MoS invented Kino, BvS just went a step further. This movie right here will bring back Hitler and Jesus to save the white race.

>>81071475
why are you here? go back

fukn atheist numale redd1t faggot

>>81071475
Art isn't for Plebeians for this very reason.

>>81071475
These dumb Marvel Pakis aren't even hiding being Redditors. Kill yourself.

>>81071526
These Marvel Pakis really are disgusting. It's hilarious how their MCU shill threads die after two posts so they bitterly shitpost BvS threads.

Is it true that Ben Affleck is desperately trying to get out of playing Batman in these movies?

Snyder is a misunderstood genius.
30 years from now these films will be seen as ahead of their time. True kino.

I can't wait for the 5 hour extended director's cut.

>>81071590
No. It's a rumor spread by petty Marvel drones who are mad they'll never have an actor of that calibre.

>>81071623
They aren't ahead of their time, they set the time

>>81071475
ebin

>>81071652
Sometimes I wake from nightmares calling out Martha, that's how good of an actor he is

>>81071623
if they are ahead of their time then movies of the future will be total shit, apparently

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>>81071652
>they'll never have an actor of that calibre.
That a joke?

>>81071506
>>81071511
>>81071526
>>81071563
Only a redditor would fall for bait this obvious. Please go back.

>>81071652
>t. delusional child

He is actively trying to get out of the role / convince Snyder to kill him off or do a Bizzaro storyline and halt his version of Batman indefinitely.

t. I work in Hollywood. Have been on the set of multiple capeshit movies for my job and this has been rumor around the industry as of late.

>>81067561
I hope we get alot of interactions with the team

Like Flash and Supes racing etc.

I'm still waiting for Superman to save a cat from a tree or something like that. We haven't seen a grounded Superman maybe his rebirth will change him desu

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>>81067561
>long runtime = good movie
Reminder that Ayer's original cut of Suicide Squad is estimated to be about 210 minutes long. Do you think that would automatically fix everything wrong with the movie?

>>81069886
The 3 hour cut of BvS is a masterpiece. I'm no duck but I would let Zack Snyder fuck my wife as long as Larry Fong was also there to record it and give me a copy.

>>81067617
kino with a capital k

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We are breaking the conditioning

>>81071781
That won't happen.

They're trying to be different from Marvel, they won't put stuff like that in.

>>81071808
>Do you think that would automatically fix everything wrong with the movie?
It means the movie wouldn't have been raped by trailer editors and all of the Joker scenes would've been included. Sounds like an improvement to me. You're a retard if you wouldn't want to see the vision of a talented director over the vision of literal whos.

>>81071781
JL is the Trump of superheroes movies AGAIN. Superman literally grabs a pussy, what did Snyder mean by this?

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>>81067561
KEEENOO

>>81071918
Wouldn't Bruce "I'm Rich" Wayne be the pussy grabber?

>>81071895
>this movie is complete dogshit but I wish it were 90 minutes longer

>>81071895
No I don't think it would have been an improvement. Reshoots don't always make movies worse. They're more disjointed, but the scenes themselves are sometimes better. Look at the new Fantastic 4

>>81070396
>>81071085
The third act is so detached from the rest of the movie it's jarring. I'm sure there would have been a better way for Batman and Superman team up at the end.

My favorite keno is robootcop

>>81070317
>It seemed like she could handle doomsday on her own

Nah, she had agility, plus a sword and a shield and a magic lasso at her disposal, which gave a small initial advantage compared to Superman, but since Doomsday just kept healing himself from every wound she inflicted, she eventually started losing and getting trashed.

>>81067561
I have to admit I might actually got to the theatre to see Justice League. If there is going to be a directors cut I will wait it out.

>>81069178
This looks like a spinal tap reboot

>>81067561
>2 hours and 50 minutes

Lmao, I expected nothing less from Zack "can't tell a complete story unless it's the 6 hour long directors cut edition on blue-ray" Snyder.

>>81071360
>triggered over them using the same dawn iconography

holy shit the DCAU wasnt even that good. They fucking ruined every GL that wasnt John, had MM job all the time, had Superman's power levels varying wildly, and basically turned Barry into Wally. Oh and Batman was always right all the time.

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>>81067561
Sounds orgasmic already

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>movie is longer than 80 minutes

>>81072261
If it's shorter than 80 minutes it's not even a movie tho

>>81069941
>>81069845
>mess
I dont think you know what that means. It was pretty confident in what it was trying to convey, it just takes some time and understanding. And dont say "hurr durr three storylines/POVs." 2001 and the Red Riding movies all use multiple POVs, and 2001 literally is three separate (and 5 in total) stories.

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>tfw have to marathon movies and take meth to enjoy

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>>81072310
>movie is longer than 23 picoseconds

>watchmen 215 mintues
>man of steel 143 mintues
>BvS 181 mintues

Kino confirmed

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>>81068769
>Zack Snyder Won't Return to Direct Justice League 2
won't matter, we'll get the first ever superhero trilogy where ALL 3 FILMS ARE KINO

And Zack will also have 4 (four) superhero Kinos in his filmography

Fuck I might have to watch this one in 1.5x speed.

I usually like to watch my kino in 1.25x.

>>81071775
>t. I work in Hollywood
Sucking Disney cock on online sites does not mean you work in Hollywood.

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Sucker Punch is unironically one of my GF favorite films

>>81067824
>I enjoy eating shit
wew, lass

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>>81072541
This mad Marlet holy shit. How many hours a day do you spend being mad about Snyder absolutely destroying the MCU?

>>81067561

and the last 80 minutes will be one long mindless action sequence that you're already bored of 10 minutes into it.

definite kino

>>81072602
it's only mindless if you have no mind to appreciate the finer things in life

I've been avoiding most capeshit movies, can anyone explain the memes going on here, particularly about Zack and why he is getting massively shat on in this thread?

>>81072661
Because his movies aren't good

>>81072661
he's a terrible director

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Praise Snyder!

>>81072533
your girlfriend sounds cute. does she dress up like sailor moon?

>>81072661
Zack is a director capable of striking visuals but fucking sucks at everything else

His movies are bad and he's a weight around the neck of the DC comic book movies because they've chained their entire line of movies to him and his aesthetic.

>>81072661
One of his biggest weaknesses as a director is his inability to tell a cohesive story in a reasonable timeframe so his action flicks are 3 hours long but still that isnt enough, he needs movies to at least be 7 hours long on the super special extended directors cut on blu-ray dvd.

>>81072729
Why is Superman wearing robes?

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>>81072661
People saw the studios cut of the movie which was shit and blame Snyder dispite him proving himself in the directors cut.
Also, marvel shills are hired to shit on Snyder

>>81072470
more like the first trilogy where all three films are super shit, and only got made because batman.

>>81067561
Three hours? Too long for the average American hard working man on the street, it's sure to bomb hard.

>>81072571
>marlet
Everything you post is like a display of impotence, holy shit. DCucks confirmed for nature's mistake.

>>81072853
Man of Steel only got made because of Batman? Or are you saying Snyder directed The Dark Knight trilogy?

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>>81072853
>marlels

>>81072853
>>81072707
>>81072691
This poo is working overtime isn't he?

>>81072533
what?

>>81072661
notice how the 'arguments' against him are usually hyperbolic things everyone says


to be fair, a lot of the the 'pro' snyder stuff is too, but more obviously with the intention of annoying the former

>>81072958
How is it hyperbolic when it's true?

>>81067561
Insider here. I can confirm that Justice League will be just under 3 hours long. But Snyder's cut was literally over 4 hours long, and he fought to keep it that way, but lost. So it might still be a mess depending on what was cut out bu Warner's.

>>81072899
>Man of Steel only got made because of Batman?
Pretty much.
>So hey Zack, we want another Dark Knight trilogy but Nolan won't direct anymore. You're good for this shit right?
>HURRRRR MUH JESUS ALLEGORY
And history was made. Thank you, Zaddy.

>>81071475

>>81072839

Hmm. Really zests my lemons.

>>81072661
He's a terrible director, it's uncanny how he keeps getting work. His movies also cater to the shortbus crowd, so it's like a bundle of inconvenience.

>>81073075
I think Batman was simply included in the sequel because MoS didn't peform as expected financially. Not to say it flopped but expectations were higher.

>>81072899
It didn't get made because of Batman, but it was heavily influenced by Batman.

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>>81072661
>>81072958
Shitting on Snyder and overall hating the DCEU is a normie meme. There's several causes of this trend, Marvel having a head start being one of them, with the general populous gravitating to such a kino film like Iron Man, the fans automatically deem ANY Marvel film to be fantastic, flawless, and successful. The quips and fast pace editing is what keeps the children glued to the screen. Now, take a director like Zach who injects beautiful cinematography, religious undertones, deep thought provoking ideals, less jokes and a more serious tone and you have a recipe for the audience, who are expecting the Marvel pill, to not be fully engaged and/or interested as they were with the colorful counterpart.

>>81073110
Zack Snyder is literally discount Michael Bay. Bay at least admits his movies are for teenagers though

>>81073242

I legitimately laughed out loud at "Can enjoy other movies and do not actively go out of their way to shit on competitors"

>>81073257
Well Bay and Snyder were actually classmates along with Tarsem Singh in film school

>>81073242
>Shitting on Snyder and overall hating the DCEU is a normie meme.
No, it's common sense. Also it's hilarious that you see yourself like that, more delusions from the mouthbreather.

I can't do it. Too much gadot memes and laughing at Affleck's misfortune has ruined any chance for me to enjoy JL.

>>81072235
The DCAU is better than any capeshit movie.

Can the average movie-goer and critic survive for 3 hours without a quip?

>>81073423
all three have visually stunning but otherwise empty movies

>>81073497
They're constantly quipping in the trailer though.

>>81072533
Marry her. She's got patrician taste

>>81073567
there's about 2.5 quips in the trailer, they aren't very good either

>>81069824
Said no one ever

>>81073597
I might have slightly smirked at one of them and I don't like these movies and I am annoyed at the quipping in Marvel movies.

>>81072791
considering his style is the closest you'll get to an actual "comic book movie" it makes sense, also if you fags stopped blaming the DIRECTOR for the WRITING maybe you wouldnt get shit on by reddit every day, its embarassing.

>>81073435

It is a normie meme tho.

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>>81073502
But Snyders films aren't empty. There full of symbolic imagery, interesting ideas, and thoughtful homages. Whether or not he succeeds at that is debatable.

>>81073242
This. Zack Snyder's detractors on this board, while seemingly pervasive are actually few in number, and can be boiled down to handful of dedicated feminists and nu-males who would be beside themselves if they had nothing to complain about because nobody wants to talk about the things they want. Also, paid Disney shills

>>81073502
Agreed there seems to be a pattern

>>81067561
It's 2 hours and 50 minutes because it was originally being shot as two movies, then WB got cold feet and told Snyder to re-work it into one. That's probably why all the spoilers make it sound like there are four acts. It's gonna be another mess.

What bothers me is the runtime is confirmed 8 months before release. So that either means the studio has said that it the max it will be, or Zack has finished editing 8 months before release....

>>81073818
>Watchmen
>DC
I'm telling Alan.

>>81072470
>the first kino trilogy that's not kino and not a trilogy

>>81073818
It's not clever when it's in there at the expense of characterization and plot. Anyone can do that.

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>>81073923
Crossover when?

Based Snyder delivering long films filled with content while Marlel pumps out kiddie popcorn flicks

>>81073982
I'm not sure about that. It seems like most contemporary movies are about Zainy characters in whacky situations, rather than themes and symbols. Characters and plot are literally what a sitcom is.

>>81073813
Those are just buzzwords, hon. We've talked about this, this is no way to communicate with other people.

>>81074111
Checked! Trips confirm Snyder is making modern day epics in a age of flicks

>>81073818
>There full of symbolic imagery
>There
More like they're full of biblical references, which are completely out of place. There's nothing interesting about the spastic editing during the first half of BvS.

>>81074132
>Characters and plot are literally what a sitcom is.

Characters and plot are literally what all storytelling is about. Symbolism and themes are supposed to service the plot, not the other way around.

>>81073850
Keep focusing on the character of the "detractors", maybe if you avoid discussing the movies themselves for long enough, people will agree with you. An ad-hominem is a logical fallacy for a reason, garbage boy.

>>81073923
The Watchmen was published by DC.
>>81074201
More like modern day music videos with ads in between. He's the modern day beavis and butthead.

>>81074246
Every time a nu-male or feminist gets their feelings hurt an Angel gets its wings. We are breaking the conditioning

>>81067561
When are they going to fucking learn?

>>81074274
It's like counting the Men In Black movies as Marvel movies.

>>81074209
Yes, they're is correct. I noticed after I typed it but didn't think anybody would be enough of a dickhead to get hung up on that. Then I remembered where I am.

>>81067561
BOYS
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>>81074234
The plot and story are just ways of expressing a theme or underline message. Look at aesops fables or really any fables in general. The story isn't about the tortoise and the hare but rather the underline moral of the story.

>>81074366
The Watchmen was originally published by DC comics, Men in Black's publisher got bought by Marvel after the fact. They're not even remotely similar situations.

>>81074524
It would help if these movies had any message at all, other than "buy our toys" or "eat at ihop."

>>81071775
I believe you anon

*wink* *wink*

>>81074699
Fine, then it's like counting G.I. Joe as a Marvel movie.

>>81071360
>cuck detected
Don't got so worked up over inane shit, it's a fucking cartoon, it's fucking capeshit.
>but muh childhood
Fuck off.

>>81072661
Normies being normies.

>>81075597
Why are you so mad? Did you not have a childhood?

how is the runtime confirmed this early? Surely the work isn't complete, or is Zack being asked to get started on his next film?

>>81072911
He needs his rupees

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>>81069178
>Aqua Dudebro

>>81071475
I've seen better bantz from fucking infants.

>>81075981
I can't help but feel like Moviebob posts in these threads when bitching about dudebros, chads, or jocks.

>>81074940
Here's your (You)

>>81069178
mur derman, he flies like a moron
C GI can't cover his bald spot
cheap pancakes at your local i hop

>>81071820
what would zack and your wife do when doomsday suddenly appears?

>>81067561
YES

>>81068773
Way too coherent for the cinematic release. By the 120 minute mark Cyborg and Aquaman will just join out of the blue and only in the extenden 4 hour cut we will see what made them do it.

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They will hate him. They will hurt him. But in time...

>>81069178
Damn Cavill looking fly as fuck.

>>81067561
>>81067617
Sounds like an overlong mess with too many plotlines

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>>81071844

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>>81072661
A bunch of contrarians want to distance themselves from the people who they were rude to in high school, so they like the only movies that no one else finds enjoyable and tell themselves it's because they can understand "deep" Jesus themes and edgy visuals when others can't.

I genuinely don't understand why /tv/ loves such a fedora director, they must be more euphoric than they want to admit

>>81067561
You know that there are actually hundreds of hours of footage for every AAA movie right?
And that the 2 hours mark is standar to tell a great story right?
And that adding more time with just filler doesn't make it good just for the sake of being longer right?
And that even if it's not filler if you need 4 hours on the extended version to fix the pacing of a 3 hours movie that could be told in 2, doesn't actually make it kino right?

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What happened to all the good DC memes? They were objectively funnier than Marvel memes, and I say that as a Marvel fan

>MMMM BOYS
>Dawn of JUSTice
>MOMS GONNA FREAK

Are we just not telling jokes anymore because it makes your weewees soft and shrunken when people on the internet insult your overprocessed flickfu? That's disappointing I'm disappointed

>>81067561
>2 hours 50
they better hope the masses will like this film because the longer the runtime of a film, the less screenings it'll get.

>>81069588
T H I S
H
I
S

>>81069839
Even in the face of armaggedon

>>81070042
they are

>>81071494
kek

>>81067561
Kino accomplished

>>81073242
b-but i'm a feminist and love both franchises...
Why do you have to be a disgusting hateful piece of shit and keep diving the groups?
Grow up.

>>81067561
Hell yes.

>>81073242
You might be trying to bait, but the main point in that post is actually true.

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>>81074084
it's already happening

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>>81072470
>tfw it seems like i'm the only person on earth who liked Sucker Punch
The action was cool
I liked the dream parallel reality storyline
And Emily Browning's ass running in those PJ's in the first 5 minutes was WEW

>>81071623
30 years from now they'll *still* be ahead of their time.

The first two movies of this unofficial trilogy are fucking miracles. A group of actual artists who care about the lore(and I mean ALL of it) got together and made a monster-budget film that's packaged like a blockbuster, but secretly a love letter to true comics fans.

We're lucky they were ever made, and I hope the final installment knocks it straight out of the ballpark.

>>81072259
>green eyeballs

>>81069880
Tricking a bunch of manchildren into buying tickets

I'd like to point out that James Cameron's Avatar is 2 hours and 40 minutes and incredibly fucking boring, yet the general audiences managed to sit through it.

>>81067561

I have a logistic problem with this.

How I am supposed to carry enough popcorn and coke (zero) to watch 2h and 50min of capekino?

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>>81069880
>mfw Affleck and Cavill are actually giving him death stares

>>81081956
You are not alone.

batman v superman felt like 5 hours

why are these movies so fucking long

>>81072839
Lmao what the fuck is going on in that picture?

>>81073242
This

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>>81073818

>>81082264
Exactly what it looks like.

Shilling twitterbots.

>>81082336
>comparing a director bio to an actor lifestyle piece
Come on dude, we're better than this

>>81082439
Comparing two writers.

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>>81082059
I'm more worried about smuggling my 14 inch bong in my ass and not having it collapse inside while I camp out that week.

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>>81067561

>>81082503
What, Ant-man had copious fart jokes in it? I havent seen it yet, its still on my backlog, after seeing Winter Solder and BvS kino back to back im taking a break from capeshit

>>81080583
>The Hobbit

>>81082059
>coke (zero)
WHY, its literally worse than normal coke, WHY are you drinking aspartame

>>81069880
>mfw marvelcucks think they can compete

>>81067561
Totally fine with that. Hopefully wont get funny with the test audience and deliver a butchered theatrical release.

>>81072221
this

>>81072221
>>81084082
lmao i know right?
same with David Lean. lawrence of arabia was like 4 hours. should have been 90 minutes.

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>>81067617
It's the new LotR!

>>81084422
It really is, in a way. They're embracing the DC lore, which means mythic, god-filled prehistory.

>Zack will cut it down to 2h30 leaving out important scenes but keeping nonsensical dream sequences

>>81085627
It's his true vision
Until it isn't

>>81067561
over 2 hour movies are comfy.

literally, the most entry level pleb filter

>>81085670
>"This isn't my true vision that I keep changing!"

>>81068773
First 30 min
>recapping BvS starting several useless subplots

30 min-1.5 hours
>batman tries to recruit the others but aquadrago and cyborg reject him. Useless subplots are dropped.

1.5-2 hours
>plays out like a mediocre batman flick with flash and wonder woman acting as sidekicks

Last half hour
Batman is captured/absent and Wonder woman/Aquaman/cyborg fight the bug men well flash is preoccupied with superspeed stuff.They all reunite with to take down steven wolf

End teaser reveals superman is under darkseid's control.

>>81081779
>I'm a feminist
GTFO nu-tv redditor, holy fuck stop ruining our safe space

>>81086710
lmao i literally use reddit just to fucking search for porn you manchild, i pass most of my time on 4chan reading triggered mongoloids like you, calm down i won't mansplain you relax.

But i like the half meme

>>81069999
Am i the only one checking these QUADS

Do we know who's playing Darkseid yet?

How do you think they'll fuck him up?

>>81069999
>>81086775
Not anymore.

>>81081956
I liked it, even if the fanservice actually didn't do anything for me. She's just not my type.

I actually think of it in the same vein as the DC movies: Sure they have a shitton of flaws, but there's a certain combination of surrealism, dark humor and unintentional hilarity that makes for a wonderful viewing experience on a lonely saturday night. Or 5 AM in the morning.

>>81070286
Baldie is a smooth mofo. Need more interviewers like him

>>81079705
this.
i wanted to like bvs more but it just seemed too much for one movie. i only watched the theatrical version though.

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I honestly enjoy longer movies, who the hell wants to pay all that money for a movie with little content?

>>81067561
>almost 3 hours of my life can be passed at once

Bless. This will make the agonizing wait til death much more bearable.

>>81081956
Definitely not alone

It really good but didn't watch it at the time fell for the meme. Only appreciated after years. You know maybe got more mature too. All these 18 yo fags will mature and in time appreciate kino too

>>81067561
Man of Steel was shit, Batman v Superman was worse than shit and Suicide Squad was a fucking dumpster fire.

So tell me, why are people hungry for more of Snyder's garbage?

>>81072661
people don't want any depth or attempt at artistry in their superhero movies

they think everything involving superheroes should be like what marvel makes

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So /tv/ is only ironically excited about this right?
You guys are just pretending to like DC movies?

>>81067561
we are getting another borefest!