HOL UP What you be sayin', my ninja?

>nips
>revering a black guy
I don't buy it

Yasuke was a real person you fucking idiot.

ninjas aren't samurai

>more forced diversity bullshit
When will they give up?

>>81067234
It's real. He came to Japan as a slave but Nobunaga made him a samurai.
Would make a pretty good film.

>>81067211
>there is very little recorded history
Holy shit, this is gunna be fucking great.

>>81067211
>Samurai
This fucking niggers don't know what a samurai is, they believe a nigga with a sword in Japan is a samurai

WE WUZ SAMURAI N SHIETTT

>>81067234
they're too busy hating other asians to hate niggers

>>81067294
>>81067277
>>81067239
Yeah its real but its just going to be whatever they want it to be.

>>81067234
why not, because you believe stupid pol memes about how japs are all redpilled and honorary aryans?
Yeah, no. The reason they seem racist is because they are highly xenophobic and have little contact with people of other races, it's not because they intrinsically hate the color of their skin. Japanese people think blacks are really strange, they don't *hate* them. Plus as many anons have said, Yasuke was a real person, stupid memes aside.

Ayo ayo, hol up, watchu b sayin?

>>81067300
What would you call him instead?

Why does it say "first" black samurai instead of "only"

>>81067369
A thief

>>81067211
>little is known about him
>but we know he is revered

>This isn't cultural appropiation for SJWs

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I know just the man for the job.

>>81067353
I'm pretty sure there is a tale about Nobunaga believing that the black color of his skin was just painted on until he saw him naked.

>>81067313
This.
They're most likely gonna have him leading Japs into battle when in reality the guy was nothing more than a pet.

>>81067305
Japanese hate blacks thanks to the U.S. Navy and Nigerians

>WE WUZ SAMUHRAYES N SHIT

>>81067410
You know he's real, right

>>81067234
They had literally never seen a black person
ever
They demanded he wash off the "ink" on his skin
when it wouldn't come off, bam, they thought he was fucking holy and shit.

It's the exact same as the conquistadors
>>81067300
No, he was literally made into a samurai by decree.

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>not white
reeee

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>>81067381

>>81067277
No proof he was an actual Samurai, probably some lower class like Ashigaru

>>81067444
So was the guy in which they based The Last Samurai and SJW say the movie is cultural appropiation bullshit and mighty whitey fantasy

>>81067353

>it's not because they intrinsically hate the color of their skin

Not even "racists" hate certain people due to their skin color. That's a retarded strawman.

>>81067451
but that's a completely different person

>>81067378
Japan has always been diverse, goy.

>>81067369
A katana wielding chimp nigger

>"samurai"
>surrendered and gave up his sword instead of committing sudoku

Great ending.

>>81067492
The guy was French though, not American.

They're going to cast Jaden Smith btw.

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>>81067451
1. Thats William Adams youre thinking of.
2. Watch this.

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>>81067450
>No, he was literally made into a samurai by decree.
Black supremacists revisionism. He was basically a valet.

>>81067563
>Returns back to Africa and dies of disentery
Happiest ending

>>81067563
Is that what actually happened? I've never heard the story

>>81067603
They actually admired his physical strength.

>>81067211
There is literally no proof he was a samurai

>>81067211
you cant make a movie about japan's first slave nigger

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>>81067257
As has been posted several times today, more blacks go to the theater than whites in recent years.

You voted with your wallet and now hollywood is going to pander to the people that actually pay money to see movies rather than kids that think they're cool because they figured out how to torrent.

Overall though, this sounds like a cool movie concept, but I'm sure it wont be anywhere near as good as The Last Samurai.

I doubt Japan is going to make this movie, for starters they don't have black actors that speak Japanese well

And if it's make by USA, I doubt it will be better than The Last Samurai, that movie was pretty based

>>81067599
The story of WA would actually make a better, more interesting film. Half of it could be his ill-fated journey to Japan, losing the majority of the men accompanying him, etc. The other half could be him dealing with the Japs and -- who was it -- the Portuguese? Trying to screw him.

Dom Justo Takayama is way more interesting, desu, as the only Catholic samurai.

>racist white boys who only say anything they do because they're safe behind their computer screen
>would never say any of this to a black person in real life

really makes you think

>>81067603
>>81067688
Samurai were not specifically a title bestowed upon individuals, they were a caste.
Samurai were a warrior servant caste who, in later years managed to gain respect and land, as members of their families became warlords.
Samurai were basically the feudal japan equivalent to a militia.

If you were a servant to a lord, and could fight, you were basically a samurai.

But since samurai had specific laws and rules, only specific families were "samurai"

Hence why the black guy was made into a samurai.

It was a step up from where he was, but it was far from the equivalent of a knight.

>black dude shows up in Japan
>Nobunaga supposedly makes him strip and wash himself because he thinks Yasuke has charcoal or some shit all over him
>Yasuke is a tall, strong African dude, and all the tiny manlets are in awe
>Nobunaga takes him on as a "samurai"
>Nobunaga literally immediately loses so bad he has to seppuku
>new guy tells Yasuke to fuck off and go live with the Jesuits

Yep, a real inspirational story. He was a giant compared to the Japanese, and Nobunaga kept him around basically as a sideshow.

You could definitely make a cool movie about the premise, but it's hardly some amazing "forgotten tale." I also like the wording of "first black samurai" as if there were more after him lol

>>81067787
I'd call you a nigger right to your nigger face if you weren't in a pack, and I'd shoot you right as your fist touches my face

>>81067787

How is that a worse reflection on the white guys you're referring to rather than the black who would commit assault, or worse, in such a scenario?

>>81067811
>Nobunaga kept him around basically as a sideshow.
to be fair, nearly EVERY decision Nobunaga ever made was about psychological manipulation of his enemies. And a 6 ft tall strong black man would be terrifying to feudal japan.

>>81067847

t. skinny virgin white boy

>>81067847
He'd shoot you too, if we're going to allow cheap shots.

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they're making this movie just because he's black, it will be full of le evil racist gets BTFO scenes so all the neurotic SJWs can get psychological comfort and a sense of catharsis, bait is now big business

>>81067625
Yeah. When the coup found place he first fought besides Nobunaga, but after that went to shit he ran to fight besides Nobunaga's son, and when that too went to shit he surrendered.
Since he was black and not Japanese they didn't want to kill him and handed him back.

>>81067869
>to be fair, nearly EVERY decision Nobunaga ever made was about psychological manipulation of his enemies. And a 6 ft tall strong black man would be terrifying to feudal japan.

That's basically what I meant. Maybe "sideshow" wasn't the best word there.

>>81067211
>make a movie about a fictional chinese woman soldier
>make a movie about an alleged black samurai

I guess Hollywood does it so they can get away with creative freedom.

>>81067888
t. 75 iq wide nosed big lipped chimp shitskin

>Basically a bodyguard
Meh, not very inspiring story to be honest

Btw, I'm asking my Japanese friends if they know about Yasuke, so far 0 out of 4

>>81067921
I was just pointing out that it was a calculated, strategic choice on Nobunaga's part, not a choice made because he was ridiculing him.

>>81067422
>"there’s only one black guy in the movie, and you make him a slave? you racist motherfuckers!"
>from yasuke

>>81067313
>>81067426
It could be a real comfy tale of Nobunaga freeing him and him trying to serve Nobunaga as a loyal samurai

>>81067947
>Meh, not very inspiring story to be honest
The key to the story is that he's NOBUNAGA'S bodyguard.
His story isn't the interesting one.
It's that his perspective on the story happening around him that's interesting.
Same with last samurai.

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>>81067710
shut the fuck up it's DA JOOS fault
>downloads yify

>>81067575
American isn't a fucking ethnicity unless you're talking about "Native Americans" you fucking idiot

Tbh id rather watch a movie about Nobunaga himself.
Are there any good warring states era kinos?

>>81067991
but thats obviously not how the movie will be

>>81067963
It most likely wasn't that dramatic or overblown. He needed men and didn't care about race. Not some intricate 1 on 1 face time where he is apart of battle plans

Anyone got that webm of the guy coming up to that Japanese people in the mask who don't really respond and then freak out when he takes off the mask and reveals he's a nigger?

>>81067485
>basically the bodyguard of the first overlord of Japan
>merely a lowly soldier
Yeah he didn't really do that much. But he actually had status.

>>81067999
I didn't mention ethnicity in my post nor was mentioned in the post I replied to. So keep your butthurt at bay

>>81067929

t. pencil dicked cracker

>>81067991
You clearly don't know how Hollywood works nowaday specially around muh Black history month movies

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>>81067907
Hidden Figures wasn't bad; it was a bit disjointed but not bad.

Red Tails can fuck off, that movie sucked and I'm even a fan of WW2 airplanes. Fuck You George Lucas

>>81068059
t. Bike stealing jigaboo

>>81067234
I live here. They even have children's books about the guy. It seems like it's common knowledge in Japan.

>>81067811
>loses so bad he has to seppuku
He was ambushed in a temple by Akechi Mitsuhide, and I would love for that scene to be in a movie anywhere.

>>81067800
Thank you.

>>81067991
So why is he the protag if the story isn't even about him? The only reason they are adapting Nobunaga's story is because there was a black guy involved. If there were no blacks involved, they wouldn't have made a film. How can you possibly say that Hollywood doesn't worship niggers?

>starring Samuel L Jackson

>>81067257
How's a movie based on a true story forced diversity?

>>81068049
THAT WHOLE ARGUMENT WAS ABOUT THE ETHNICITY OF THE CHARACTER YOU FUCKING IDIOT

>>81067739
Last Samurai was cringekino my man

>>81067787
That goes without saying

>>81067847
You're a worthless kike

>>81067800
And you're retarded

Move along

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>Dona Dona movie

>>81068084
Red Tails was based, it taught me that niggers can survive 30 mm cannons straight to their faces, make 3 m radius loopings at 700 kmph, destroy tanks with 7.7 mm pea shooters, that whities prefered to die in mass than to be helped by blacks and that 7 blacks destroyed 100000 me 262 in two days

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looking forward to more black samurai kino

>>81067211
>Yasuke fought alongside the Nobutada's forces for a long time but he eventually surrendered his sword to Akechi's men. They asked Akechi himself what to do with him. Akechi said that the black man was a beast and did not know anything

>>81067947
He was an extremely minor foot note in history. There is probably a combined 9 sentences about him in the histories. He was just a curiosity Nobunaga kept.
Yakuza now use Africans in front of some of their bars. But its not like they are moving up the ranks.

>>81068084
Hidden Figures is complete bullshit. That lady was 1/8th black and she said that everyone was nice to her in real life.

>>81067451
Yasuke is in that game you bimbo

>>81067710
You honestly expect me to believe that 13% of the population is going to the theatres more than 50%?

>>81068164
Sorry >>81067800 --

>>81067859
YOU'RE retarded

Happy that's sorted

>>81067999
The American ethnicity are the original WASPs who founded the country, and to a larger extent the white Americans who assimilated later on. They are the Americans. Native Americans existed on the land but not really apart of the nation. I'm not sure why nation and land are so hard for people to understand.

>>81068234
Yes, it's totally a bad thing that white people are nice in real life.

>>81068226
they dont. blacks go twice as much as they used to (barely ever)

>>81067211
I'm actually looking forward to this. He was a real figure so it's not genuine "AYY YO WE BE KANGS" or what have you.

Whats annoying about this is that this dude didnt really do anything major but they're just gonna milk the fuck out of it for muh diversity strong black message

>>81067999
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_ethnicity

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YO DAWG WE SAMURAI NOW

>hollywood makes movies about Samurai and even then don't case asian leads
kek

blacks really got in the head of hollywood with their complaining and hollywood obliges since usually they want to play it safe and do more of what they know have worked once therefore we are in the era of remakes:blacked... so at least this movie will be something new. i'm ok with blacks in movies but really they should have their own original heroes/franchises.

>>81068164
And you're a filthy chimpanzee nigger who should fuck off back to apefrica

>>81068269
YOURE THE FUCKING RETARD WHO CANT UNDERSTAND THAT AN AMERICAN CAN BE ETHNICALLY FRENCH
YOU ARE THE STUPIDEST FUCKING PERSON I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN ON THIS BOARD

>Slave
>Pet
>Eventually bodyguard
>Barely spoke Japanese
>Once Nobunaga died he surrendered and they freed him because they thought he was a beast nor a person
>Goes back to Africa
If the movie focuses on him is going to be very boring because there isn't going to be much iteraction between him and Japanese speakers

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>>81068310
Still it's better than Marky Mark on the Great Wall of China.

>>81067710
Good. Film is lost to SJWs, we should focus on theatrical plays

>>81068386
Hey friend, I'm just glad you know. Go fuck yourself.

>>81068096
You realize he actually isn't black, right? He's just baiting you, you fuck. Way to take it.

>>81068234

Not an argument.

>>81068319
>American is a controversial term when used to designate a North American ethnic group
You might not want to use a source where the very first sentence says your term isn't agreed upon whatsoever

>All women remakes
>Now black remakes
Original Last Samurai would still be billion times better

>>81067211
haha these fake huffpost b8 posts are my favorite new meme

>>81068463
What are you doing on a whites only board you dirty shitskin? Fuck off back to /co/mblr where that ape redwood will protect you

>>81068122
>So why is he the protag if the story isn't even about him?
because that's a fucking movie trope.

>>81068398
Yes, an American can be ethnically anything.
I've met Japanese who are ethnically Korean.

It doesn't mean there isn't an American ethnicity.
For a people in be in a land for 400 years and not be considered a distinct ethnicity is ridiculous

But I can tell you obviously are intelligent enough to have any sort of meaningful conversation with so peace.
GOOD FUCKING LUCK IN THE FUTURE HUUURRRR CAPS FUCK

>>81067211

Man, I can't wait for the movie to tell us that Yasuke basically taught the samurai how to fight, and how they were all weak and pitiful until he came along and showed them the power of hip hop and overcame slavery single handedly, but had to be banished to Japan because white men felt threatened.

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>implying bruce lee didn't fight Kareem Abdul Jabbar

STEP THE FUCK UP SENPAI

>>81068586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUOMlsYFVYQ

>>81068045
I think that's Korean and the old lady is surprised because he's some sort of celebrity.

>>81068553
dude, it's easier if you explain it this way
A unique "american" ethnicity came about by having a mix of german, english, dutch, and later the eastern native american tribes. The population spreads from the carolinas over to arkansas and north texas.

The term may be inaccurate and outdated, but it refers to a specific type of "white people" that are rather unique to america.

From slave to samurai in japan sounds like a cool premise to make a movie on.

>>81067947
It's hard to ask imaginary people questions

>>81068122
That's why they made Last Samurai right? I didn't know Tom Cruise was a black guy

the first samurai were blacks
then japs stole it
and whiteys don't want you to know

>>81068182
That's why his Japanese wikipedia page is so long?
https://ja.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E5%BC%A5%E5%8A%A9

>>81067211
*smacks lips*
Hol' Up
*takes a hit off some dank weeb*
So you be sayin' dat Afro Samurai woz a documentary?
Niggah?

>>81068793
This makes a lot of sense.

>>81068373
They're making a movie about a guy who was actually black. How's that not "their own hero"?

>>81067305
Other asians really diserve it

>>81068004
Ran is very good.

>>81068407
Making fiction about white dudes going to Asia us ok but as soon as there's going to be a movie about a black guy that was really in Japan it's a problem kek

>>81068145
Possibly by playing up his role to an exaggerated extent, just like they did in Hidden Figures.

Little is known about this niggadick, yet I bet he ends up being this one many army who also creates battle plans and sheeeeit.

>>81068807
It is barely any longer than the English one. Just like the English version a lot of the text is about how Nobunaga and other Japanese people viewed him and blacks in general, and not about what he actually did. The main thing the Japanese version elaborates on is theories about what happened to him after he surrendered, which is pretty much just speculation.

>>81067907
Bit won't have any white people in it. Just some blacks and japs

>>81069301
They would probably have some white people at the start of the movie bringing him to Japan as a slave.
If they decide to follow what historical record then they would also have to include the same guys at the end of the film too when he is handed back.

>>81067811
It would have to be a comedy.

>>81067430
One tidbit of post-surrender history that always sticks with me is the account of 3 black US soldiers raping some Japanese women, so the villagers kill them and hide their bodies worrying that the US military would find out.

Nowadays they would just protest. Back then, people solved their problems by themselves.Usually that meant killing black people, but oh well.

>>81067211
Its got alot going against it but i really hope it turns out good maybe samurai movies will make a comeback

>>81067313
Different from any other movie based on a real person how exactly

>>81067444
So was the white lady who worked at NASA, and that somehow turned into a movie about 3 uppity sheboons

>>81068319
I'm guessing that's what my ancestors, then. They were colonists who sided with the British.

idk just felt like sharing

yasuke was literally not a samurai. At best he was honurary. Nobunaga was a madman so the chances are that he kept him as a pet

>>81067353
I don't think you know what "xenophobic" means.

>>81067451
Is Leon S Kennedy a time traveler?

>>81067211
>Make historical movie with white guy as central protag just becuase he was around at the time
>People get mad as fuck because it seems contrived

>Do with it with a black guy
>......

>>81067929
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=The_Great_Black_Dick_Hoax&diff=next&oldid=511709?title=The_Great_Black_Dick_Hoax&diff=next&oldid=511709

>>81067450
>It's the exact same as the conquistadors

not really. the natives didn't have to look at the conquistadors too long before realizing they weren't gods or something crazy. imagine being some inca person and the spanish show up, and you go ooh and ahh and "they must be gods, no doubt" and then you see one or two of them take a shit. naaah

the japanese were similarly not all the way retarded and just thought this black motherfucker was far out

>>81068124
OK.

>>81067599
I read like half of Shogun and it is a dope fuckin story. Does the show have titties?

>>81072017
What, did you just stop halfway through?

>>81068328
I should've listened.

>>81068226

there are 13 black people
there are 50 white people
most of those 13 blacks go see a movie. 12 blacks go to the movie.
only a couple of the white people go. like 3 of them.

simplified but it illustrates the principle.

I hope they will cast tom cruise again and paint him black like RDJ in tropic thunder.

>>81068310
just being black in 1500s japan is pretty noteworthy, but ideally it would be more about dramatizing the mundane than making up outlandish last samurai nonsense.

>>81068530
>whites only
I have some bad news for you anon... the mods dont ban for race.

>>81072050
I found the first volume in my grandmother's garage but never found the second. I have since downloaded it for e reader haven't gotten the chance to continue it.

>>81067211
I'm actually fine with this so long as it isn't handled in a really pandering way.

/pol/ is the right-wing SJW

it needs to go the way of /fur/

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>>81067800
>Samurai were not specifically a title bestowed upon individuals, they were a caste.

Sure, yet individuals could and were raised to samurai class (or stripped of that rank).

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>>81072423
(((You)))

>>81073022
That stupid jpeg doesn't make it not true. SJWs are most certainly worse, but that's just because they are more numerous and they get to dictate the prevailing social climate; you wankers and your obsession with Jews and black peoples dicks and your belief that trump is actually competent are less in touch with reality than even Sensitive Joss Whedon.

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>>81067211
>It's another episode of /tv/ getting triggered over something that is honestly a pretty cool story, but instead becomes a WE WUZ meme

I'm tired of this world tbqh lads

>>81068179
Is it going to follow the adventures of some Steam user in Japan who has way too much money and time on his hands?

>>81068047
>Yeah he didn't really do that much. But he actually had status.
Dude he was black they thought he came from hell or some shit of course they're going to make him Nobunaga's bodyguard, who's going to even approach him when they see a literal demon next to him.