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MY 600 LB LIFE - STEVEN & JUSTIN GAMETHREAD #3

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Uhh, you're not allowed to bring friends.
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JUSTin
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Never hate your own brother.
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First post
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>>81063915
1st For Dad
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>you're not going to die
this dad is so based
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"Just a taste, james," you say as he continues slurping down his gravy. "We both need our breakfast, correct?" Faintly nodding his approval, you get eye level with the yellowed crust flake on his toe. "An appetizer," you say. James eyes light up and he inquires, "where?" Ignoring him, you slide the tip of your tongue up the edge of the flake - a small piece breaks off and becomes soggy. Swallowing it, you tilt your head to the left and align your bottom teeth under the crust, moving slightly forward and shaving off the whole piece. "Mm," James grunts as the flake slides into your mouth, the oniony piece turning spongy. You swallow, but with an audible gulp - as large as it is, it didn't go down easy. "Now for the main course," you say wryly. James' beady eyes dart all over the room past his plate of gravy, looking for a fuller meal. Holding your nose up to the fold of his legs you take a deep smell all the way into your core. Cheese, mayonnaise and the smell of full rot enter your lungs. You gag, but you will not be denied your feast. Taking one of the leg pustules into your mouth, you bite down hard - thick, yellow pus shoots into your throat and strikes your uvula. With the taste of pure rot, your gag helps the half mouthful of disease get down your throat and into your stomach. This feels wonderful, as you haven't eaten in a full day. Finally you pull apart the crux of his legs to reveal half an inch of incredibly thick paste lining the folds. "Laygs" was yelped from the corpulent James, but you barely notice. Sliding a finger across the goop, you happily place your now heavier finger into your mouth and suckle the sour paste down. No longer can you help it and you go hog wild, drinking mouthfuls of what used to be skin and fat down your hungry throat. Stomach full and picking your teeth of bits of stringy flesh, you kiss James deeply through the remnants of sausage and gravy lining his lips. Falling asleep on his huge fatpad, stomach full, well, today was bliss
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Nice junkie song for the junkie fat man!
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crocodile or drug induced tears?
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BASED DAD
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These threads are comfy.
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The ads are ruining this.

The live threads are fun, but fuck me these ads are killing the show.
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>Good dad left with two autistic failure sons

Poor guy
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>[Cries in obesity]
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I hope something juicy is coming up, like Steven ordering pizza, otherwise this will be a bore.
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Based dad tb h
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>>81063975
I was thinking he looks like Joe Spinell
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Stream at brettygood dot com, as of this post there are still two hours left so get in here
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>>81063969
I could understand it a bit at the beginning as just kind of resentment (but you still love the dude), but that goodbye where he straight up showed him to his face he didn't even want to fucking say goodbye made me a bit upset. Come on Justin you faggot, just go say goodbye.
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>>81064041
Steven will take out his sexual frustrations on Dr. Now
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>>81064028
just enjoy the music anon
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How long until Steven explodes and starts calling nurses niggers?
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>>81064028
Go to the stream, we get shows based music.

Weird Al - I'm Fat (obvious)
Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls (obvious)
America - Horse With No Name (about heroin, Justin is a druggie)
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>>81064041
Once Dr. Now cuts off his Opiates AND his 15k calories he is going to go ballistic
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>>81064041
You know he has a plan to get pizza.

It takes a lot of work to get that fat is what it crazy to me. Like it is a full time job that takes years.
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>>81064034
this just makes me feel so sad for my dad, internet truly ruined human kind.
internet was a false idea
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>>81063915

You don't get to bring pizza
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>>81064005
Fake crying, no tears were shed.

Steven is actually trolling IRL. He's playing 4D Chess.

>Made his mother an Alcohol
>Turned his younger brother fat like him.
>Threatens his Dad to buy him food or else he calls the police and have him arrested.
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FUCK I THOUGHT THIS STARTED AT 9

I even cooked a healthy dinner
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When will he start calling the nurses "niggers"?
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>tfw you weigh more than steven but you're not a fucking fat ass

feels fucking good
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>>81064065
>2 hours left

Wait, how fucking long is this show?

Also, can you stream the previous episode once this one is.over?
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Missed the first hour because of Arrow. Someone catch me up
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>>81064101
And you just know he will. I know from experience that dune coon doctors HATE giving pain meds. They cut them off as fast as possible.
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>>81064008
NO, BARRON!
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>tfw your childhood friend is reaching TLC size

Anyone else know someone like this
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>>81064134
>tfw you weigh more than steven but you're not a fucking fat ass
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>>81064101
Oh fuck I didnt think about the opiates
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>>81064134
horse detected
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i'm 5'6" and 160lb and this show makes me realize that i'm destined to be a fat manlet for the rest of my life
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>that way he raised his leg onto the bed
that was pretty majestic, like a whale flip
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The reason these people can't lose weight is because of fucking bullshit ethics.

You now what should be done? These fatfucks should be strapped in a restraint with a fucking funnel tapped over their mouths and a catheter in their asses and dicks and be forced to live like that for a month. Without any interaction besides their cleaners and their feeders. No TV. No Internet. They don't get to pick their food. Instead they get force fed chopped up vegetables and water.

That'd fucking fix them.
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This is like listening to a fucking tendie story
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Oh, boy. Here we go.
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She's so cute
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Can't you keep these fuckers hopped on amphetamines? I lost like twenty pounds taking them in college, it's actually hard to eat with them.
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>>81064161
I know someone reaching TLC size and don't know what to do senpai
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tfw you will never get to eat a stephen steak with beetroot jelly, fondant potatoes and apple parfait
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So if there was a fire in the building, is the staff responsible for evacuating him?

Or does he go on his own?
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>>81064001
omg that picture
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>>81064247
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>its very fustrated
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>Should respond faster

Fuck this guy! I had two feet of my small intestine cut out and part of my bladder. They would be late with my pain meds here or there.I totally understood. I was stable, it's a hospital, motherfuckers are actually dying in that bitch. If you're not, you aren't top priority.

Fuck this guy.
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Steven Assanti is alpha as fuck
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>>81064134
There was a guy who was 6 foot 8 and weighed over 600 pounds. He carried it well (if you can call a 6'8" Peter Griffin carrying it well.)
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What is up with him and stuffed animals?
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>minions
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That Italian accent so annoying.
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>>81064182
holy shit thats my size and weight exactly
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REEEEEEEEE
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>>81064297
'tis the 'tism
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>three months in the hospital care just for being fat
and who the hell is paying for all of this?
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>minions
What the fuck
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>>81064141
Each episode this season's been two hours except tonight. I think it's a two-parter season finale and each part is three hours.

(and im not streaming, beg xeno in chat)
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>>81064141
I noticed that. I was expecting an hour then needing something to watch until Legion, but now I see it overlaps fucking Legion.
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>>81064182
thats me and i dont feel incredibly fat
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Wait did he call in that nurse to ask for pain meds, so she walked in and hit another button for him that was right above him to administer the meds?

Or did I not see that right?
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Based Dr. Now
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>tfw a complete fatass but watching this shit makes me feel better about myself
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>i'm turdy tree years awld
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>everybody has feelings

what did he mean by this?
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YOURE LATE AGAIN WAGIE
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>time for you to grow up

oh shiiiiiit
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>33
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>>81064318
Well he probably has job so I'm assuming it's him.
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>Everybody has feelings

>laughs- Glad you realize that

Justin - BTFO
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiOp6KWcfK0
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>THIRTY THREE YEARS OLD
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>this is texas

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>Minions
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>>81064335
I think those were two different scenes that were just close together

he was just being autistic about a light in another scene
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IF I ACT LIKE A KID I WANT U TO TWEAT ME LIKE A KID
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THIS IS TEXAS YANKEE
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>>81064182
Just hit the gym
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Dr Now is about to smack him around
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>Iranian doc giving him the the Texas/South respect spiel

God bless the USA
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...that is steven's button
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>I'm thirty twee years old
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>>81064352
His feelings were hurt when Dr. Now told him to grow up.
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>that one qt male nurse :3
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WHAT THE HELL THIS IS SO ANNOYING.
KEK ITY KEK
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>>81064354
These people will be helped when we can transplant heads.
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>>81064232
If we're throwing ethics out the window just let them die and really fix the problem.
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Oh yes because your fat ass takes precedent over all other patients.
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>spilled piss bucket all over
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>>81064232
That's actually what this guy in particular needs.
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>>81064232
or just shoot him
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hahaha steven made the indian woman cry when she poured his piss cup on the floor
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>>81064141
>mfw that hose is coming out of his ass

just shoot the guy
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How much a day does this treatment/room cost

those poor, poor tax payers
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BASED
A
S
E
D
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>>81064413
>indian nurse getting pissed
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holy SHIT Steven is so much worse than James
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Holy shit
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This is how a nurse snaps and accidentally overdoses him on something
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>start watching with a tasty snack
>Steven yells at everyone, pisses everywhere, scares nurses
>switch to a healthier snack
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>throwing piss bottles on the floor

You cant make this shit up
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>Pissing on the floor >>81064432
Nowzarden is amazing
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>poo in loo has to clean up his urine
this man is pepe
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BWAHAHAHAHA

KICKED HIM OUT
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Wait a second, is that Egoraptor?
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I feel bad for that Indian woman
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>YOU'RE DONE HERE
OH SHIT
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>>81064371
Holy shit that's horror incarnate.
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PISS JUG SPILLED
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YOU'RE DONE
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HOLY FUCK DR. NOW IS A SAVAGE
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Haha fat fucking child BTFO
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>>81064440
Yeah man, at least James wasn't a piece of shit like this guy.
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YOU ARE DONE
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https://youtu.be/-83nEuXTjBE

dis him?
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is the food THAT good in texas? why does it seem all the fat asses are from there?
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wow steven made the doctor cry

that fucking bitch
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>homeless shelter in a few minutes
hahahahaha
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>PUTTING HIM IN A HOMELESS SHELTER
KEK
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>>81064256
his heart would likely explode if you did that, the dude is mostly cholesterol hell probably have a heart attack immediately if you did that
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>>81064446
It would take an elephant sized dosage for that.
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>I'LL BE A GOOD BOY, PLS!
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based Dr. Now is R E G U L A T I N G
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Dr Now is not taking his shit.
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>Steven in tears and getting kicked out

kek
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>>81064153
/b/ (Steve) and /r9k/(Justin) travel from Rhode Island to Texas in a modified RV while breaking beds, eating a dozen large pizzas a day and harassing their father

/b/ weighs almost 800lbs doesn't give a fuck, his brother is a shut-in that hates him and spends all day on the internet

In a plot twist /r9k/ spergs out in Texas and goes back to RI while /b/ chooses to stay in an attempt to lose weight for surgery qualification
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DROPPED
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GET OUT

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

GET THEM OUT
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HOLY FUCK BASED DOCTOR NOW
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FUCKING DR NOW KINO
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>homeless shelter
>you are finished
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WE DON'T NEGOTIATE WITH FATTIES
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>thought this thread was some meme bullshit
>10 minutes in, it's pure kino

I was wrong /tv/, forgive me.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

B
T
F
O
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>Spilling over his piss jug on purpose
>Forcing the nurses into tears

Holy fuck
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DRUMPF IS FINISHED
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wow Dr. Now is fucking SAVAGE. He didnt even give him a second chance
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>>81064459

THICCCCCCCCC
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>making nurses cry

This is some insane shit.

Nurses never cry.
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>I can't believe this is happening to me

Uhhhhhhhhh
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>>81064448
Fucking kek
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Haha oh wow

This is Texas fucker, we don't take shit. Go be fat on your own.
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Anyone got a less laggy stream than brettygood?
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>>81064410
>>81064423
>Le Edgy Fatmen

That's the choice if the result we want isn't losing weight. The real best solution should be the Government weighting everyone once a year and if you're over a certain weight you're forced to preform several physical activities.

If you demonstrate excellent physical fitness then you're fine but if you fail you get fucking ground up in meat to feed livestock.

I'd love to be a fucking Fatty Hunter, searching down one of those fat little porklet kids whose moms feed them nothing but sugar, dragging him squealing into the light before tossing him into the meat processor
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Kicking him straight out without weening him off the Dilaudid is great. Fat fuck is gonna have some SERIOUS withdrawal now. He brought it on himself.
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>>81064413
Oh that was a piss bucket lmao
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Of all the doctors that end up dealing with these whales, I'm so glad it ended up being Dr.Now.
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>this can't be happening I was supposed to be in charge here
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>I can't believe this is happening to me
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>>81064548

he did

now said this is texas shape up or shape out, next time it wont be a conversation like this

now wasnt pump faking
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>>81064574
>you're over a certain weight you're forced to preform several physical activities.
I think we used to have something like that
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>>81064554
It's staged.
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>>81064548

He did give him a second chance, he told Steven to cut the shitty attitude out or else. Then he REEEE'd and flung his piss bucket across the room.
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>>81064510
Thanks. I'll have to watch it when it's on torrent or the tlc app
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>sends him to a homeless shelter
>all the Jamals steal his food and stuff
>he can't do anything to stop them
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>show is called my 600 lb life

>probably still isn't even 600 lbs after a month on a controlled diet

BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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>what if I have nowhere to go?
>We will put you in a homeless shelter
>You're finished
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>>81064547
Fatasses like Justin are why Obamacare needs to be dealt with, so we don't have to subsidize his insurance
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night elf kino
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>>81064548
His second chance was after the first time he talked to him, and he blew it.

>Homeless shelter when?
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>>81064413
DIABOLICAL
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>can you call him for me?
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>>81064596
is anyone else surprised he managed to pee into his pee bucket? I mean where the hell is his dick even? does he have to ask someone to help him pee?
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CRUSHING THIS BED

WITH NO SUVIVORS
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I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHOW.
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>tfw #REKT by BASED Dr. Now
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I have Fapped so many times to this girl
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>>81064637

Catheter

I can tell you're new to fat kino, you need to learn up son
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>>81064574
In japan you get charged more for health insurance if you're waist is above a certain size for your height
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>>81064554
I would if I got stuck collecting piss from a lardass like him for $20 an hour.
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>>81063915
THIS IS KINO AN OBESE DOCTOR TELLING AN OBESE MONSTER HOW TO LOOSE WEIGHT! Hahhahahahahha ONLY IN FUCKING BURGERLAND! Pfffffftttt hahahahbahaba
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How does an 800lb "man" score smack in the real world?
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>>81064650
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>>81064551
Sauce on the singer on the stream????
Marina or something
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So when did this show start and when does it end? I hear it's a two parter, is this the first or second one? When is it done?
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>>81064665
WHAT GIRL?
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>>81063915
"is all so tiresome"
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>>81064480
wagies BTFO
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Why did Alizee have to get tatted up lads
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>>81064670
I've been missing out on watching fat kino with /tv/.
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STOP CALLING DR NOW FAT
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>>81064134
>>81064177
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>>81064673
RNs make a lot more than $20/hr.

Nursing assistants may not make much more than $20/hr though.
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>>81064665
>Attempting to bust before fat boy comes back on

its a dangerous game of roulette
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>>81064554
How did he make a nurse cry? I can't watch atm
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>>81064693
Alize or something. Some overrated, smelly French whore.
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>>81064692
IM TIRDY TWEE

YOU CANT DO THIS
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>>81064698
>>81064693

Alize iirc
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>>81064690

>This was "fat" back in the day
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OOOOWWWW!!!
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>>81064697
hour ago, hour from now. Multiple parter
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>>81064693
Alizee
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>The British pound experienced an average inflation rate of 1.93% per year between 2012 and 2017. £600 in the year 2012 is worth £660.23 in 2017.

>my 600 pound life has a higher inflation rate than real life
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How do change stream quality?
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>BUT I HAVE NO WHERE TO GO
>we'll send you to a homeless shelter in 15 minutes

Fucking ice cold, Dr Now is the most based person in television
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>>81064726
I spilled my piss jug on accident
REEEEEEEEEE
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JUSTIN NO!
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>>81064737

OW OW

OW EASY EASY EASY THE RAILING OW
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>justin laughing at steven
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Is this the correct way to watch fatkino?
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>>81064692
He does look exactly like that picture.
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>>81064722
He hid food under his folds on purpose, and when it starts rotting in a couple days, the nurses are forced to clean it while he laughs internally.
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>>81064408
These fat fucks don't deserve new bodies
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>>81064028
>MY 600 LB LIFE - STEVEN & JUSTIN
>>81064083
>>81064083
Link please?
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>I'm doin' well.
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>>81064733
DELETE THIS
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Where do I watch this shitshow
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>the brother laughing

This is top kino
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>>81064738
Wait, so the end to this story is that Steven dun goof'd and got kicked out?

fucking lmao
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>>81064789
Pretty much. Need some more flavorful skewer elements tho
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Italian Americans are so fucking stupid.
>>
>LAST OP-UH-TUNA-TEE
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theres no way the brother doesnt know about /TV/ surely he must see these threads
>>
GEE TANKS
>>
>>81064837

Oppa-tune-nity
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>>81064827
>>81064808
to be fair he called it

>>81064805
brettygood dot com
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>>81064831
He is still in the program, he just isnt admitted to the hospital
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Link to stream please, I want to see the fatkino too
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>Its 2am
>Want to stay up and watch fatkino

Fuck what do I do
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I love this episode.
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>>81064842
WATCH IT ANON
>>
Lol the younger brother's alright... too bad he's not losing weight so he can really punish his disgusting older brother.
>>
How is his dad gonna pay for the apartment

what the fuck

THIS IS HIS LAST OPAHTOONITY

EDER HE WANTS TU LIV OR HE DOUNT WANT TO LIV
>>
The dad sounds like John DiMaggio
>>
>Justin laughing when Dr Now tells him his brother got kicked out of the hospital

This is far better than any fictional show
>>
>>81064863
Britain?
>>
>>81064733
Elvis was 350 pounds at his death.
>>
>>81064837
Yeah I know I'm poor though
>>
What episodes from previous seasons are worth watching?
>>
>>81064863
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>
WTF IS THAT ORANGE THING?

IS THAT HIS SHIT BUCKET?
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>tfw eating a pizza slice for every commercial I have to sit through
>>
I need a webm of doc laying down the law
>>
>>81064693
Alizee
>>
>You going on a food strike or what?

LMFAO

Dr. Now is so fucking based.
>>
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FOOD STRIKE
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>you going on a food strike or what
>dad laughs
>>
DR. NOW BANTZ
>>
>>81064897
Penny
James
Pauline
>>
Dr. Now showing on mercy. I love it.
>>
>>81064884
L O N D O N
>>
Damn, the show would have been so better if he actually gained weight somehow.
>>
>>81064897
Sean, Penny
>>
>>81064930
HE LOST 107 PUNDAROONIES
>>
>>81064880
TLC is probably paying it, they know there is kino to be filmed there
>>
>>81064941
Damn, 107 lbs
>>
>Lost 100 lb
>Literally killed a person
>>
Imagine being so fat that you don't need to wear clothes.
>>
>Food strike?
>*Dad laughs*

HAHAHAHAHA

THIS DOCTOR IS SO BASED
>>
>>81064946
he'll gain a 150 pounds at the apartment. They always lose weight in the hospital
>>
how can he possibly live on his own?
>>
>>81064946
He's going to his weight now that he's on his own.
>>
PIZZA BOXES TIME
>>
>107 lb of actual shit
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AT LEAST GET DIET COKE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
NOOOO DON'T DO IT DAD
>>
>buying a pizza as soon as he gets out of a hospital
YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>
GIMME THA NUMBAH TO THA PIZZA
>>
>enjoying dominoes pizza
>>
What the fuck is wrong with this father
>>
Oh fuck. Pizza time.
>>
whats stopping steven from getting delivery food every day
>>
FRESH ZA
>>
>gets to apartment
>haha time for pizza
>>
WHY DOES THE FUCKING DAD BUY THIS.

JUST MOVE THE PHONES SOMEWHERE.

THAT FATASS AINT GOING TO IT.

WHY DO THEY BRING THEM THE BAD FOOD.
>>
NO NO NO NOOOO!
>>
WHAT
>>
>dad orders him pizza
Enabling him doesn't help faaaaams
>>
>>81065009
Nothing wrong with Domino's
>>
Why the fuck is the dad supporting this?
>>
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DAD NO

NOT LIKE THIS
>>
Top 10 anime deaths
>>
imagine being a delivery driver just rolling up on these fucking obese people daily
>>
fuck want pizza now
>>
Is it so hard not to fucking phone him a pizza.
>>
>>81065015
Nothing, he will be 700 pounds next check in
>>
>>81065015
Especially since he can waddle to the door every day.

The fucking dad ain't cutting it.
>>
>>81064161
Friend of mine was getting close, then he was diagnosed with the beetus and has been taking care of himself. Slowly but surely shedding the weight.
>>
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Surprised it's not Diet Coke.
>>
>>81065009
this, what the fuck
>>
That poor fucking bed
>>
WHAT

THE

FUCK

NOOOOOOOOOO
>>
dad talks tough shit but he's a pussy whipped pansy
>>
we need to nuke stevens house
>>
c-can I have a slice?

That dad is such a faggot, just take one from him. Whats he gonna do about it
>>
wont even give his dad a slice
>>
THE LEG IS BIGGER
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MFW watching this while drinking an extra-large coca-cola
>>
WHAT THE FUCK

HOW DOES HE TREAT HIS FATHER LIKE THAT
>>
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Oh yeah, fat ass is 100% a piece of shit.
>>
>flipping off your dad after he ordered you a pizza

Barricade the door from the outside and let him rot.
>>
>33 year old behaves like this
>Doesn't understand actions have consequences

Explain Americans.
>>
>>81065015
nothing
>>
So is his dad paying his rent?

What the fuck
>>
There were two pain pills in that fistful of pills he just took. Norcos to be exact.

What the fuck? Can't they tell he's an addict?
>>
>sassy black nurse
He's about to get whipped into shape desu
>>
what are the odds that princess jerks Steven off to full release twice a week
>>
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>her name is princess
>>
How long until Steven calls her a nigger?
>>
based princess
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>has his own apartment for 15 minutes
>>
>>81065105

the production company is
they pay for the pizzas too
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn_js38gVFo

Would still berry
>>
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>>81065087
>mfw pizza and beer
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>Everyone is literally fat

WHY FUCKING SORT YOURSELF OUT USA REEEEEEE
>>
>Justin has been recording the conversations

Based snitch
>>
>>81065110
WE
>>
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>310 posts
>>
>Missed his first appointment

Weight gain confirmed
>>
>wouldn't even give his dad a slice of pizza

What a fucking dick
>>
>YOU DRUNK IT

BASED PRINCESS
>>
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>justin has been recording the conversations

Based
>>
>>81064271
They just wheel him to the stairwell and give him a good shove so he can channel his inner Indiana Jones boulder and roll to safety.
>>
Hey Jamie, pull up that video of the 700lb guy killing himself
>>
His dad is as much of a bullshit artist as steven is
>>
ISSUES
>>
HAHA LMAO BASED DAD AHAHAHAHA
>>
>justin has been recording his conversations

Diiiiiiicccccck
>>
HE MISSED AN APPOINTMENT

OH SHIT THIS IS WHERE IT BEGINS
>>
>i got no food here
>not my problem
>>
The nigress is the most likable character on this show so far.
>>
>>81065144
>my 600lb life
>40,000 episodes

c'mon America, sort it out
>>
>I have no money and I'm broke
this is actual kino
>>
>>81065147
WUZ
>>
>THIS WAS A CHRISTMAS CALL

Jesus Christ.
>>
>>81065164
That would be a long fucking video, like those korean mukbang vids.
>>
This is some dark shit niggas
>>
STANDING
>>
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ALL the people on this how have been fat, the patents, parents, doctors, nurses, EVERYONE, JESUS CHRIST
>>
>>81065106
I wanna say I saw vics too but I can't be sure. He's on some opioid tho
>>
>>81065147
WUZ
>>
STANDING
>>
this fat fuck is heavily medicated all day with prescription painkillers and i work construction all day with crushed discs in my back and neck and cant get anything other than advil
>>
BYEEE

BYEEE

BYEEEE
>>
BYEEEEE
>>
BYE
>>
>>81065205
Everything is bigger in Texas.
>>
This show is a fucking Tendies copypasta.
>>
>>81065215
QWAINZ
>>
>>81065205
Nah, I saw a QT nurse earlier. Steve yelled at her.
>>
PUNISHED DAD

A MAN DENIED HIS PIZZA SLICE
>>
>>81065184
Now is based.

>This is Texas, this isn't Rhode Island
>>
>>81065205
>be fat
>don't know how to eat or make healthy food
>have kids
>give kids the same food you eat which makes you fat
>kid doesn't know better
>kid turns into adult and thinks eating like that is normal

Cycle of fat
>>
>Punished Dad
>A man denied his slice of pizza
>>
>>81065225

but at least you have your dignity
>>
>>81065253
MY FUCKING SIDES
>>
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>The only way to stop the Flood is to starve them to death
>>
>>81065245
kek pretty accurate
>>
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>>81065184
I don't know where black people got such a horrible connotation, but when they actually give a fuck... the best of the best.
>>
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>>81065253
AGGRAVATED
>>
>>81065225
I thought fatasses like him can't even get opioids, I know Boogie can't.
>>
>>81065225
I have a bad disc in my neck and cant get painkillers.
Its hard to explain to people how painful and debilitating it is, regardless if I look ok or not
>>
>>81065205
There were a few QT nurses
>>
>>81065253

>>81065259
Status: cucked
>>
>>81065205
Houston lol
>>
can someone photoshop assanti into punished snake like they did with chris chan
>>
>>81065283

princess is too good of a person for a monster like steven

ALSO NEW THREAD WHERE
>>
>>81065184
You can be sure she won't be taking shit from a man who can't see, let alone touch his cock
>>
I'm so happy I decided to get drunk to this.
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>tfw I'm a 6 foot 3 130 lb hungry skeleton that can never gain weight no matter what
>>
>Be fat
>Get free food and QT nurses
>>
Why is this show so entertaining? It's pure kino but I don't know why.
>>
need a new thread

ASAP
>>
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>>81065291
People like him have to get steroid injections just to be able to even stand
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>>81065253
>>
>>81065310
>>81065310
>>81065310

new
>>
>>81065314
>>81065314
>>81065314
>>81065314
>>81065314

NEW THREAD
>>
>>81065327
You should lose height and be a skinny cute trapboy
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>>81065327
>>
>>81065329
Modern equivalent of a freak show. Not a criticism
>>
>>81065324
same lad but thats only because i cant sleep right now.
but i have run out of alcohol
>>
>>81065225
It's so true, these deadbeats find so many ways to get painkillers. My mom has arthritis and no cartilage, and she can only get advil or aspirin.
>>
>>81064458
Are you the same person making this joke in every thread?
>>
>>81065253
heh
>>
100 hydros????? hahaha holy fuck
>>
>>81065396
wondering if yall have a patient there, the one that resembles a rhino? yea thats him
>>
>>81065327

How old are you
>>
This is a horror movie.
>>
HOLY SHIT HE PULLED HIS HAIR OUT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!!!
>>
The most reasonable person in this family is the 600lb autist in the dragon shirt
>>
>>81065660

WHAT A TWIST
>>
>>81064930
NOW That's what I call BANTZ Vol. III
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