MY 600 LB LIFE - STEVEN & JUSTIN GAMETHREAD #2

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>>81062624
BROKE THE FUCKING BED

>the bed breaks

>Bed broke

Holy fuck

Dad is fucking pissed everytime he has to interact with his son

>using a spare tire to fix a bed

kek

KEK

K E K

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ARE ALL AMERICANS FAT FUCKS?

How did it get to this

Is that Egoraptor?

THAT IS NOT SAFE

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HOLY FUCK HE BROKE THE BED

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THE TITANIUM BED BROKE UP HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

A FUCKING SPARE TIRE

>Is that safe though?

KINO

SHUT UP

Where are they from? That accent sounds like midwestern?

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>Tyre kino

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Liking this episode so far

It's no James yet, but it still could get there

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>am i gonna break the floor?

They should just strap him to the ground.

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>broke the fucking van
HOW

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>are you forgetting my legs are fat

>he can walk

How?

holy shit

how the fuck does it just keep getting better?

LINK WHERE

why is justin such a negative nancy?

HOLY SHIT TOP KINO

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>muh legs

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>Breaking the entire world

Lads my sides I'm crying

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TFW the adamantium bed broke

At least Steven can walk. That's actually impressive.

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post an image of the how the father must feel

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JUST

>>81062768
Bulkfat gainz under the elephatitis

>THAT CREAKING FLOOR WHEN HE STOOD UP

KEK

>two breakfasts

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>>81062775
brettygood dot com

Broke the bed and not even out of New York
Holy fuck

>>81062710
This episode was incredible

Stop zooming up into his mouth.

Why are these threads made ad nauseam?

>they were in ri
>now in new york
>the bed broke after only a couple hunred miles at most

>>81062775

literally the first post in this thread

So this retard thinks he just going to get there, get the surgery and go back home to keep eating, right?

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whats funny is that I've seen all 4 seasons of My 600 lb Life, and I have NEVER EVER seen someone actually break a bed

SECOND

BREAKFAST

>>81062751
Rhode Island

It looks like he is browsing 4chan on his tablet

SECOND BREAKFAST

>>81062753
i really wanted a big mac after seeing that

@81062829

>hurr why are people on /tv/ watching a TV show

>I pretended I didn't have breakfast

FUCKING KEK!

he has fucking minions

extra food :)

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This guy is a total piece of shit

>minions
Fucking retard.

Gee Bill, two breakfasts?

Just when you think nothing will top the James K episode.

How does TLC do it lads.

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BED STATUES: BROKE

>>81062840
God, of course, the Irish. Why are they still here? The famine was 200 years ago.

I want to give the dad a hug, he didn't ask for this

The dad banter is top tier фaт кинo

wait who is the other fat guy?

>>81062812
>>81062833
Thanks. I scrolled through the whole thread and fucking missed it like an r-tard.

>>81062751
>That accent sounds like midwestern

fucking what? are you retarded

>>81062837
I don't think he knows about second breakfast

>>81062879
brother who is only slightly less fat

>shitpost calling his dad on the highway for food


This is already better than James

>>81062879
His brother Justin

>subway

>meatball sub

truly shit taste

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>>81062624
I don't even watch this shit but that fat fuck is from Rhode Island (my home state) and he's been taking advantage of our hospitals for years. Recently, the disgusting waste of a human got kicked out of one of our hospitals for ordering a pizza covertly while in a weight loss program.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3264004/It-s-addiction-realize-800-pound-Rhode-Island-man-kicked-hospital-ordering-pizza-living-father-s-SUV.html

>>81062710
jesus fuck, the fat cunt. these disgusting excuses for human beings need to be executed immediately.

>>81062882
>r-tard

fuck off retard

WHY THE FUCK BUY HIM JUNKFOOD!!

is this burger education? is the father fucking retarded or something?

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FUCKING FAT ASS

Based dad

>>81062879
His brother JUSTin

This dad is the fucking best

They need to slaughter this pig. They need to slaughter this pig now.

This dad is amazing, bantz king

dey gon give him an eggroll?

>there are two fatties

how much fucking compassion does his dad have? hes like fucking Jesus or something

CAREFUL WITH DA PEA

Based Dad banter.

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>>81062869
>be a dad
>one son is an autistic and whiny fat fuck
>the other is just a whiny fat fuck
>no choice but to watch your genetic legacy destroy itself

I'm surprised this guy is still alive. I thought his dad kicked him out years ago.

>>81062941
When you're on the road, it's difficult to find fresh food

DR NOW INCOMING

STEVEN ABOUT TO BE BTFO

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Muh eggs

shouldn't his dad be arrested or charged for enabling and supporting this shit? he basically created a lab experiment

>Dr Now waiting there since they left

/ourguy/

>>81062990
The mother was a booze whore.

All is lost after that.

>>81062990

At least this dad didn't have to re-sell his soul to der juden like James' dad to help his piece of shit son

This show really is great.

I missed the first 10 minutes, what was Steven's sob story about his weight?

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JUST

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>>81062836

>4 SEASONS OF FAT PEOPLE

MUSTVE WATCHED AT LEAST 10 TONS OF LARD

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>dad seems like a good guy
I missed the first bit, how did the family dynamic get this fucked with such a based man at the helm?

MR. ASSANTI, I'M DR NOW

Why are the production values soo high? When Dr.Now showed up I thought it was MGS V, with the Dad playing Revolver Ocelot.

this is the pinnacle of fatkino

I really hope his brother loses a shit ton of weight and lords it over him

>>81063013
>he basically created a lab experiment
He created 2

>>81062941
Because then he'll whine and whine until the dad caves. He just doesn't want to deal with his bullshit. Take his phone, lock him in a room, and feed him next to nothing. Boom. What Dr Now?

>>81062791
Oh god he's melting

>>81062990
Maybe there's a small chance the brother can be salvaged

>>81063001
sure, but get the guy some water and a ham sandwhich without cheese, why give him the full litre soda with cheese burger and fries? crazy

>>81063041

alcoholic mom had custody

I've been looking for some good new horror movies to watch lately, but you know what? This will do.

How long is this going to be?

>>81063028

His mom was an alcoholic and he dropped assault charges because he was bribed with a pizza. But they aren't going full-sympathy. TLC has also shown Youtube videos of him being a huge faggot.

>>81063043
Yaaaasssssssssss

>>81063063
Justin is salvageable

while we wait
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-83nEuXTjBE

I'm now hungry.

>>81063028
same as every other one
>My childhood was so hard!
>so hard in fact I will use this excuse until I die at 35

>>81063028
Typical mom abandonment, nothing special

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>>81063043

>>81063059
>lards it over him
ftfy

>>81063101
Im eating dairy queen ice cream and cant decide how I feel about it

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alright lets take a bet

which brother is going to lose the most weight by the end? just the weight loss number, not the lowest weight of course

>>81063079
3 hours, with a second part next week.

>>81063028
>muh mom

And his equally fat brother is far less of a cunt

>>81063075
Fuck man, my alcoholic mom had custody of me, and I didn't blow up to 600lbs.

I probably don't want to know since this is the first episode I've tuned into.

How do these fat fucks take a shit?

>>81063084
He was a pretty good dancer at one point.

>>81063108

will shop this later

>>81062941
need to create drama for television bro.

Reality is as real as Pro wrestling is.

>>81063069
compassion is a dangerous thing.

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>>81063108

Dr. Now?

>>81063151
diapers

>>81063151
Bedpans

>>81062990
Imagine being the Dad, knowing that your bloodline is going to end with those fat fucks.

Must be how my Dad feels.

This is going to be so good, Dr Now isn't going to put up with his bullshit for a single second

>>81063108
Thank you for screenshotting it

>>81063133
Autist on the bed won't do shit and will die.
Other guy seems like he wants to change but probably won't.
dad sudokus near the end

>>81063028
According to the internet their mom was a drunk and the dad divorced her when they were kids

Her boyfriends would beat them and Steven would eat all of Justin's food

>>81063144

she gave them candy and fast food then left them alone to go clubbing

also just disappeared one night

>>81063108
The more I watch this show, the more I like Dr. Now

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INCOMING 1,200 calorie diet

>>81063151
bedpans then nurses clean them.

>>81063144
As far as legacy goes though.

Pretty sure no one cares about your future, no offense.

>>81063175
he works for the gluttony

the fatsketta man

>>81063144
Mine too but I turned out alright. I do a bit of heroin but other than that, I'm fine.

>>81063206
Uh, you don't get to bring snacks.

>>81063135
For real? They'd need 3 hours just to get a single shot of this creature with the camera.

>>81063205
Other surgeons have given him shit and dont respect him because he does surgery on the overly obese.
He's a good guy

Dr. Now is the most based man alive.

>>81063164
production crew should sneak in some laxatives in the food then. that would be kino

a fucking army of nurses

>>81063228
>I do a bit of heroin but other than that, I'm fine
:^)

>>81063209
& for some people that's glorious motivation.

>>81063166
It's not compassion, it's enabling. You can care for someone and still say no

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Ok so you have a gun but only one bullet, who gets it in the head? James or Steven?

>8 nurses
>that ONE guy who wants his face censored
why?

What's your prediction on how much he loses by the end of the episode?

I predict he gains 30 pounds

>>81063228
>I do a bit of painkillers

Apparently you're not alone. He's 800lb and an obvious opiate addict.

>>81063133
the /v/irgin brother

>>81063273

Steven. James is older and will croak any day now. Steven still has another decade or so in him.

>>81063108
>jewish doctor
>gold stethoscope

just tuned in

any spicy memes yet??

>>81063265
I think its cause he doesn't want to deal with his son's bitching

Has Dr. Now ever pointed out that access to the Internet, video games, and television is a huge issue for these people? If you were already that large and you had access to a place where you could lead a life that wasn't connected to your weight you wouldn't really have that much impetus to change your lifestyle. These individuals' entire lives is already outside of the physical world. It seems like the first step should be removing their access to these things.

>>81063282
I predict they catch 3 pizza delivery guys trying to reach him

Holy shit he got Dilaudid for being fat? Lucky fuck

I would hang out with Justin

>>81063303

No, he's Persian which explains the gold. And he probably isn't Jewish.

>fucking didaudid

God damn, that's some strong shit. I've always wanted to try the stuff.

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>>81063189
>PUT DOWN THE FORK YOU FAT SHITE
t. DR NO

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

is Dr. Now /ourguy/?

God dammit, I own a cab driver hat and I hate how fat fucks and Starbucks faggots have to ruin it for me

>>81063183
The dad is Steven Sr. Can you imagine watching the son you named after yourself turn into this

why don't they just get lypo?

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WASH ME WAGE KEKS

THEY FINALLY CAUGHT THE HACKER 4CHAN ON CAMERA??

>>81063133
Spoilers
Older brother posted on Facebook after the show was recorded, neither were approved for surgery because 2nd bro was noncompliant or some shit. Steve is still broke and can't afford to move out of Texas, and was footed the bill for his fatass hospital bed

>>81063328
Gotta get it at the hospital. It's one of those opiates that is useless unless you shoot it. I mean, I guess you could shoot it yourself but I wouldn't.

>OW

>OW EASY EASY

>>81063296
>Steven still has another decade or so in him.

>tfw Steve will drain at least $8M from the health care system before he finally croaks

what is Steven always looking at on his tablet?

>>81063379
/tv/

>>81063314
I knew this fat bitch who had Crohn's disease and would show up at the hospital lying about pain.

They'd give her some of that and the next morning they'd give a script for Vicodin.

She never paid a dime either. Just mooched off the emergency room.

Steven actually wants to try and change his life so that's good

Justin is a fat lazy piece of shitn

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>>81063379
He has to constantly monitor his board on 4chan.

>>81063307
Those poor people who lived in the real world, after olden days, and didn't have robots to tend their bodies and keep them healthy and alive for centuries while living in a virtual world. What a shitty period of 100 years that was!

Dad sounds like a gangster

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>>81063379

Busy pruning these threads on /tv/ for free

>>81063307
This. The reality of life at their size isn't fully hitting them because they have the internet to distract them from real life. Of they were cut off from the internet / watching TV I'm guessing a lot more of them would be making an effort to get their shit together. Either that or they would just kill themselves.

HOLY shit, Justin is literally our guy

justin I had hope in you my man
why you gotta be a 3 year old

/r9k/ LMAO

>>81063401
I have Crohn's too. It can be super painful. I've had six surgeries in the past three years. Colostomy bag, all that stuff. It can get pretty fucking ugly.

>Just get my other one down to 250

Based Dad

Ive had EKGs and Echos. They dont take very long and they dont hurt. Justin is just being a bitch

is he doing that with his camera because he doesnt want to exert the effort to turn around

Wait

Is this guy the 400lb hacker?

fuck cant sleep because im shit under stress and im basically just throwing a tantrum like justin fuck why cant i just grab life by the metaphorical balls and put the work in

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was it autism?

>I'D LIKE TO GO FOR A WALK PLEASE

HAHAHAHAHAH

>>81063458
>he's looking at us in the phone, ok.

>>81063401
>fat
>Crohn's
She must eat a lot to accomplish that

I wonder if Steven ever got laid

Amazing this guy can walk at 800 lbs

What a fucking fat BABY.

>I'm not gonna say a word to the mean doctor

Fucking fat faggot. Check your fat ass out, but don't act like a toddler.

I honestly dont know why people advocate for free healthcare to enable these fucks to have Hospitalstaff bound up to keep them allive for a few more years

CLASH OF THE WHALES

This guy is actually more mentally stable, a twist already.

BRUVA GET OUTTTTTTTT REEEEEEEEE

LITERALLY R9K
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>81063442
I don't doubt it but this chick was full of shit.

She'd just lie about the pain once a month or so.

>tfw your brother hates you
GET OUT REEEEEEE

Egoraptor vs George R.R Martin

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>>81063429
>Steven is the one deleting all the waifu threads
he needs to be eliminated

>>81063458
Definitely

>>81063183
my dad is probably dealing with the same thing

>>81063483
let them fight

GET OUT REEEEEE!!!!!!!

Steven the master manipulator playing 4D chess with Justin.

>Brotherly rivalry arc

Truly fat kino

why doesn't justin want to stay ???? wtf

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>You will never get to feed these two fat fucks to a family of cute tigers

>A Mom, a Dad, and their Cubs
>Eating these fat pieces of shit alive

It's pretty remarkable he can walk at that weight

WEEBEEE CEDEEVO OMG LOL

>>81063544
He thinks he's fine because he can walk

The brothers r9k and b

>>81063529
This is so obvious. You can tell he gets a genuine pleasure in seeing his brother become a lard ass like himself.

I'm still honestly dumbstruck at his neckbeard brother nothing saying a word to the doctor like a petulant child.

These people need to be put down.

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Dr _ I'm _

>>81063549
wouldn't that just make the tigers fat

>>81063549
I don't want the tigers to get sick though

>>81063492
Yeah there are those people too. They always piss my wife off when we're at the ER. We'll be sitting there when I'm actually shitting or throwing up blood and delay me getting out of pain so they can get high.

Any given ER in my part of the country is about 10% sick people, 5% life threatening emergencies, and 85% junkies.

>>81063544
Everything is too real now. Wants to get back to his bedroom and video games.

Has any of them fallen off the bed yet?

>>81062812
>please enable flash

>>81063553

underneath all that fat and swollen lymphnodes is a strong beast with the heart of a 65 year old

Is the episode really three hours long, or is it two stories that are 90 minutes each?

>>81063593
what piece of shit are you trying to watch on
I have flash disabled and I'm fine

>tfw Justin already fired you

watching this with /tv/ is the highlight of my week, thanks

>>81063598
two stories

>>81063591
Steven fucking broke his bed lmao

can you even get a boner when youre 700lbs

>>81063618

You get to do it again a week from now, Steven's story is a two-parter

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Why the fuck is everyone so fat?

This is probably the best Queen song or at least one of them.

>>81063559
>>81063587

wew lad

I wasn't ready for this level of delusion and denial

>>81063636
Sure, just cant see or reach it

>>81063598
I thought it was two hours with one hour after about people getting skin removal surgery.

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This episode feels so fake compared to previous. Neither of them even want to lose weight.

Is every third ad in America really for some sort of medicine or pill?

>>81062710
euthanize the stupid bitch

We haven't even seen the part where he falls off the golf cart and the kino levels are already higher than the james episode, this is destined to be a /tv/ classic

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>>81063640
Tasty tasty 'ZA!

>>81063584
This.

I didn't even think of my state as a place filed to the brim with junkies until I worked at a hospital.

>>81063636
i bet blood can barely reach it

>>81063591
Steven broke a titanium-framed bed

>>81063632

>breaking a titanium bed

that has to be some sort of world record

>>81063641
i want to break free is their best. It's musikino

>>81063636
>>81063652
Most of these people have like zero libido. I doubt they even get boners over anything but a Lasagna.

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>>81063640
Because America. And don't you fucking forget it, Euroshit!

>>81063636
You can if you use your fatpad

>>81063618
Same. Happy to join you

>>81063429
Every fucking thing in advertising needs an adjective. Melty cheese, flaky crust, premium meats, lip-smacking-good peni.

>>81063688
He didn't fall on it. His gravitational pull caused tidal forces on the bed to break it apart

>a fucking team washing him

>we're gonna get you down to 250
MADMAN

>>81063662
99% of the content of this show is about drama not people shVing off their weight

WASH ME WAGIES

>no major issues

How.... his leg is green

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>730?
>pretty good

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>>81063662
It is. Steven is clearly loving it.

What's worst to a parent: raising something like depicted in the show, or raising a NEET?

730

So he's at least lost weight all on his own.

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IT'S BATH TIME WAGE CVCKS

>730

JESUS CHRIST

What heritage is Steve and his family? Italian?

CLEAN ME WAGIES

>>81063744
40% is drama, 59% is carnival sideshow.

>>81063675
I'm in West Virginia. Opiate addiction is a fucking plague here. No exaggeration. I mean I've seen everyone from project junkies to upper class white folks use heroin. It's absolutely insane here.

>1000 calories a day diet

There is no way this is going to work

>>81063760
>the nurses are wearing full protection

lul

So how does he piss and shit?Where does it go? How does he aim?

This guy is a full on narcissist.

>>81063775
Italian.

steven is so alpha af
justin is beta r9k faggot

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>>81063549
mite b cool

>>81063760
This guy has narcissistic personality disorder, right?

are we going to get to see him try to get the pizza delivered

why dont they just get them hooked on crack?

>>81063760
No, that's the Dilaudid making him like that. He's very clearly a drug addict as well as a food addict. I know a junkie when I see one.

>>81063793
Ita all just collects and hardens on his hair and cellulitis

>MAYBE MY DAD WILL ORDAH ME SOMETHIN AS A GOIN AWAH PRESENT

>>81063793
cater tube probably

>QUIT CHEWING LIKE A COW


HOLY SHIT BASED DAD

THE MENTAL ABUSE CONTINUES

>this is 2 hours long
is this more interesting than an actual movie?

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Why did he keep Steven in the hospital, but not James?

As someone who grew up in a shitty family situation who had to lean and rely on my brother growing up, Justin is making me sad. How can Justin hate steve so much.

>AS LONG AS ITS AWAY FROM MY BROTHA

>Doctor is fat
>Smehow he will fix the problem

>>81063863
That's like something out of a Cronenberg film.

>600 pounds
>275 kg

HOLY SHIT

So the father didn't know how to raise his sons and fucked them up.

Sad!

>>81063870
how can you NOT hate Steve?

>>81063863
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>>81063862
>mfw this episode is 3 hours

>>81063775
Italian / Rhode Islanders

>>81063870
He's scared of ending up like him.

>>81063903
Men aren't meant to raise children alone. For that matter, neither are women. Many such cases.

"Just a taste, james," you say as he continues slurping down his gravy. "We both need our breakfast, correct?" Faintly nodding his approval, you get eye level with the yellowed crust flake on his toe. "An appetizer," you say. James eyes light up and he inquires, "where?" Ignoring him, you slide the tip of your tongue up the edge of the flake - a small piece breaks off and becomes soggy. Swallowing it, you tilt your head to the left and align your bottom teeth under the crust, moving slightly forward and shaving off the whole piece. "Mm," James grunts as the flake slides into your mouth, the oniony piece turning spongy. You swallow, but with an audible gulp - as large as it is, it didn't go down easy. "Now for the main course," you say wryly. James' beady eyes dart all over the room past his plate of gravy, looking for a fuller meal. Holding your nose up to the fold of his legs you take a deep smell all the way into your core. Cheese, mayonnaise and the smell of full rot enter your lungs. You gag, but you will not be denied your feast. Taking one of the leg pustules into your mouth, you bite down hard - thick, yellow pus shoots into your throat and strikes your uvula. With the taste of pure rot, your gag helps the half mouthful of disease get down your throat and into your stomach. This feels wonderful, as you haven't eaten in a full day. Finally you pull apart the crux of his legs to reveal half an inch of incredibly thick paste lining the folds. "Laygs" was yelped from the corpulent James, but you barely notice. Sliding a finger across the goop, you happily place your now heavier finger into your mouth and suckle the sour paste down. No longer can you help it and you go hog wild, drinking mouthfuls of what used to be skin and fat down your hungry throat. Stomach full and picking your teeth of bits of stringy flesh, you kiss James deeply through the remnants of sausage and gravy lining his lips. Falling asleep on his huge fatpad, stomach full, well, today was bliss.

oh no the feels

>>81063915
>>81063915
>>81063915
>>81063915

NEW THREAD

>crying like a bitch

"I'm glad there are no major issues with my heart right now. Bye, hospital!"

all these people remind me of the pig in that hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

this is why im sending my kids to private school fuck them turning out to be like this

>>81063870
Because Steven mistreated him. He's not a good brother like yours was.

them crocodile tears

The Dad is so done with this shit, I love it

Justin loves his dad.

They both do.

Niagara Falls

>>81063870
Steve used to eat all of his food

steven crys like a little bitch LMAO

see he's just crying so he can drink the tears
they're chemically identical to mountain dew

Oh fuck, here come the feels

This episode has everything

>>81063765
>raising a NEET?
JUSTin is a NEET, so Steve Sr can tell us the answer

>>81063960
doesn't look that way

>>81063971

>feels

how can you feel anything for THIS IS FOR ALL YOU TAXPAYERS

IM TERRIFIED AT DA TAUGHT OF DEM LEAVIN RIGHT NOW

WHAT IF SOMETIN HAPPENS

This guy doesn't seem so bad. I thought he was supposed to be a troublemaker

>>81063956
The dad my be too apologetic of their upbringing to apply the tough love.

>>81064021
Get ready for the fall.

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OHHHH WAAAAAAGIES

how come the father's not fat?

>>81063870
How can you NOT hate Steven?

>>81063903
The mother had them when they were young.

>>81062766
spooky pepe

TLC has outdone themselves this is kino

>>81063783
Dang, West Virginia is the really the heart of the opiate epidemic. Addiction doesn't care how well off your family is or isn't.

I use to take Norcos and the like recreationally but never again after seeing what it does to people.

>>81064021

the food brings out the madman within him

on the 1000 calorie diet he's probably on an emotional roller coaster

Justin is heading home to finish writing Game of Thrones

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>the REEEEE outbreaks when he doesnt get fast food are coming

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holy shit the dad reminds me of this greasy caveman

>>81064026
The dad kicked Steven out shortly before this episode. He was applying tough love until the show came along to pay for everything.

>>81064063
After a few days, his appetites should settle down some, in that environment anyway. The strain your body puts your mind under when calories plummet only lasts a few days.

>>81064042
Because he's not an autistic pea-brained faggot who's mentally incapable of not eating fast food everyday

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>when you try to figure out his BMI

I can't believe I'm still watching this

>THEY SHWOULD REALLY RESPOND FASTAH BUT THEY DON'T

HURRY UP LAZY WAGIE NURSES

RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>81064239
same here. i want to go get on the elliptical, but I dont want to miss this classic

>that nurse's face when she walked in the door

>>81064212
And that response is just entering his heart's size and weight!

STUPID WAGIES BRING ME MY LUNCH

Everyone has feelings? Except for the hospital staff you're mistreating, obviously.

How does an 800lb "man" score smack in the real world?

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>If you don't have anywhere to go I will drop you off at homeless shelter.

Oh fuck, Dr Now is mad as fuck

He layed the fucking smack down

HES GETTING ADMITTED TO THE HOMELESS SHELTER

BIG FUCKING BABY

Damn this doctor is a dick

>>81062624
This cunt is the absolute fucking worst, he makes James Kiloton look like a fucking prince

>>81064519
t. fattie

>>81064519
t. Steven taking a trip from /pol/ to /tv/.

after watching this baby on screen, you just KNOW he posts on some of these boards

whats wrong with his foot

>>81064901
It looked like he was browsing 4chan on his tablet when he was in the RV
Im gonna go back on the DVR and look when its over

>>81065209
It just looks like a blurred out app-selection screen with a lot of icons.