I'M SPEAKING

>>81061157
My father had dinner with her

>>81061254
did he bang her?

>>81061353
No

>>81061157
Watching bits and pieces, JJ used to piss me off because she cut everyone off and would not let anyone speak. Then after watching a couple 'sodes I realized the people are morons and she's not going to waste her time on them. (Also makes for better ratings). Now I think Judy is the shit and I bet she'd be cool irl. As long as you aren't a moron

>>81062336
Then who cares?

guacamole

Love me some Judy.

yfw she's literally a Billionaire. pic related one of her Mansions. She has yachts, private jets, chauffeurs.. the lot. She's straight up gangsta.

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>>81064723

Somewhat surprised she wasn't the supreme court pick.

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this might be your show but it's my episode

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>>81064816
Would you?

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>>81065143
I'm.. not sure?

You?

>>81064816
hnnng fuck I would

>>81064855
Sometimes I wonder if she really caught on to what he said here. She's blown up at people for far less offensive comments.

>>81065435
Some days she doesn't give a fuck.

>>81065435
guy was a complete fucking loser, she didn't care

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>>81065201
I think i need more photo evidence

>>81065527
Yeah JJ doesn't really react when she can tell the person is a total thug trying to take over the show

>>81065824
can I get a link to this episode?

>>81066281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msSgK9ACR9s

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get roasted hoe

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490839023816.webm

>>81066368
Thanks. I love how many episodes of this they have on youtube.

>>81066385

BASED JUDY

>>81066385
Holy shit.

>>81066385
B A S E D

>>81066385
What a stupid bitch hurr durr go get your own stuff gurl hurr

>>81066385
Wow, she got schooled.
Is JJ always this based?

>>81066601
>got second hand roasted by judy

wew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnqPfbb0GlA

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>>81066666
Came here to check these.

>>81066718
Reminds me of the Lemon Stealing Whore, I wouldn't watch this one though.

>>81063060
This. You have to remember its a TV show. Her persona is an act. She does it because its hilarious to watch an old granny freak out at the people who are stooges for coming on her show. The way she does it is also funny.
Once you've realized this, you can start enjoying Judge Judy. It's all part of the show.

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L-LOSER!!!

>>81064723
Yes. She makes about $1,000,000 a week just from her show alone.

>>81066843
she was apparently a ball buster when she was a family court judge too

It's so satisfying to watch her shut down rude black women. The loud rednecks are funny too, but nobody challenges her like negresses with their backtalk.

ALL court shows are scripted and fake

>>81066385
BTFO

>>81067519

I wouldn't say scripted, but it's defintely manufactured.

All monetary judgements are paid for by the show. If property is handed over the show compensates the loser. It's no-risk for the contestants, basically.

>>81064776
me on the left

>>81066718
ah, true kino. thanks for reminding me of this anon

>>81066385
awful acting, who watches this shit?

>it's a shrill jewess who makes a mockery of the American judicial system for profit episode.

>>81067857

>it's an anon hasn't heard of a private arbitration post

>>81067792
t. dependent loser

>>81066954
Not to the degree she plays it up on TV.

>>81067653
>no-risk

Minus being humiliated on TV for the world to see, sure.

>>81066385
goddamn she got spitroasted

>>81066666
wew

>>81063060
>>81066843
its also small claims court. so all the cases are either white trash or niggers coming in to fight over a few hundred dollars worth of claims

>>81066954
>a judge was a ball buster
no shit, you ever done jury duty? Theres a reason why the cycle people out for it and the people who choose that as their career make a lot of money. Shits emotionally draining

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>>81064804
Underrated

>>81068379
Well yeah, there's that.

>>81066666
Fucking checked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QArMInOChyI

>the episode where a woman sues the mother of a dead girl for damage to the car she was killed in

>>81070665

>Sues a grieving mother
>Perryanne died because she made some stupid mistakes

Jesus lady. Is she an actual sociopath?

>>81066385
It would be nice if she made a public service announcement to this effect for /r9k/

>>81070665
Kek did she make a fat joke about the kid?

And giving that lady the award of the counter claim is bullshit.

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>>81070665
NO MERCY

>>81070665
>lets sue the mother of a dead kid on national television

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGvUpmnVzAE

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>>81071619
>Sent them 2 pictures of cell phones.

>>81061157
if you ever get tired of Judy, Judge Wapner was pretty based as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OD_22WPI9rg
These guys were just acting, but it's still one of the best

>>81072229
Looks like the girl is lying and the dude is just an idiot.

>I think my whole life is rediculous

>Judge shows that could never be made today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkTNED00YDY

>>81064776

>Awesome house with two guest houses and a formal european style garden

>cheap rectangular pool
>no plants in the formal gardens

Now Judge we know you are Jewish but don't be that Jewish.

>>81064776

>crevice nesting birds have shit up her living room chimney something fierce

now Judge that is a good way to start a fire.

>>81072229
Wait, according to the comments they were all faking it to get publicity?

>>81072517
no leaves on the trees either

>>81072517
>>no plants in the formal gardens

Looks like Winter in the pic, trees are bare.

>>81066659

JJ was the first female family court judge in NYC.

She's been putting up with domestic bullshit from half wits for close to 40 years now.

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>WoW
>What is WoW?

>>81072610
>Looks like Winter in the pic, trees are bare.

there would be perennials there, as well as hedges and evergreen shrubs.

Judge Dredd Vs Judge Judy when?

We turned down an offer to be on Judge Judy.

We needed the masonry work done on the bricks surrounding our pool and hired some complete retardo who caused more damage than he fixed and my mom learned how to do masonry work and re-did the bricks over the course of a half summer herself while wading in the pool.

We declined as our case was a slam dunk and she is unpredictable. Plus mongo mason would have had the 5,000 judgment paid by the show.

Instead we got a default judgment in small claims court and attached his truck.

Long story short there was a shitty F100 pickup in our garage for a decade.

>>81061157
Court shows are unironically God-tier. The last bastion of conservative values on television.

>>81072753
>re-did the bricks over the course of a half summer herself while wading in the pool.

What? How did the cement dry?

>>81072781
>Court drama shows
>Conservative

/tv/ confirmed for harbouring /v/ children who know nothing about politics.

>>81072666
Maybe she has good taste. Most evergreen shrubs look like shit.

>>81073218
And they wouldn't be in the formal garden, either.
They're up front.

>>81066666
lal

>>81064229
i care

>>81072666
Her hedges if you look top right, are bare also. It's definitely winter. There's also no leaves on the ground, it's an immaculately clean garden.

It's Judge Judy. You think she's paying a gardener to maintain flowers through the winter? She probably goes to Barbados for 3 months.

>>81073218
>>81073218
>Most evergreen shrubs look like shit

That's the point of having a formal english garden- you cut them into rows.

That's why the bongs used perennials and shit like evergreen shrubs because it's too damn cold for flowers 9 months out of the year.

I would assume JJ lives in the Hamptons or Westchester so it would be similar weather.

She does need to pick up her landscape game. Her chimney is blocked up with bird nests and has a literal lava flow of bird shit visible. That shit will burn down your house. I've got only two fireplaces and I know that.

Beautiful house and a nice job by the builder putting in the bones for the garden she just isn't keeping it up.

>>81073370

a goddamn gardener in the NYC suburbs probably makes 100k/yr

>>81073400

get back to work, paco

>>81073400
eh get outta here

>>81071208
pretty sure she did it as a fuck you to tubs and tubs2

>>81070665
What the fuck kind of split-second face does that fat boy make after she says "you're a lucky boy". This kid has problems.

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>>81073400
As I said.... it's fucking Winter in the pic!! A smart person tidies up and waits for spring. Here's her other works..

>>81073008
it was the bricks that were lining the top of the cool deck around the pool they were not touching the water.

The part that is under water in a pool is made of gunite.

>>81073036
And how are they not promoting conservative values, especially by today's standards?
>look down upon whores instead of praising them
>shun single mothers instead of venerating them
>mostly favor objective logical reasoning instead of emotional appeal
>uphold the notion of personal responsibility instead of blaming all of your problems and failures on something else
>pretty much every single judge is married and religious
How about actually substantiating your post next time, you insufferable faggot?

>>81073588
when you have a house in a cold climate zone you adjust your planting accordingly.

>>81073588
this, of course looks much better. I think that's a koi pond not a pool though.

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TALKING

>>81073874
Judge Rinder is such a queen but I can't help but enjoy watching him sass the everliving fuck out if everything that moves

She's nearly even worse than "dr" Phil when it comes to narcissism and thinking they should dictate how every single person should live/act.
But with JJ at least everyone knows it's just an act.

>>81070665
The mother's liable I don't see what the issue is.

>>81073655
>look down upon whores instead of praising them
Why doesn't Trump or Pence look down upon Melania? She is literally a typical euromodel whore who did nudes.
>shun single mothers instead of venerating them
Ad absurdum. Appeal to extremes, kiddo. I'm sure all liberals do this!!! Pretty sure all conservatives are rednecks as well!!!!!
>mostly favor objective logical reasoning instead of emotional appeal
Not a conservative thing. Even more embarrassing is that conservatism is heavily religious, anti-vax and anti-climate change, which goes against what you said. """(((mostly)))"""
>uphold the notion of personal responsibility instead of blaming all of your problems and failures on something else
Meanwhile most of the NEETs here voted for Trump, who then blamed the Democucks as to why their lifes suck cock.
>pretty much every single judge is married and religious
Pretty much every Italian owns a pizzeria. We both made as much sense here.

How about actually thinking about how different the far left is from the moderate or slightly left majority, same with the right? You do not need to substantiate on an axiom, nigger. You want an explanation for why pigs cannot fly too, faggot?

No one posted the Tupperware Lady

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd-R-CLU1-w