SOOOOOOOOOO...... UHHH.......

Donald....

Duck......

>the same jokes every fucking night

DRUMPF!

>>81060091
Are you talking about Colbert or /tv/?

>>81060028

pee pee russian prostitutes ha ha

>>81060119

We don't anymore. Actually almost no one likes anyone else now. Kill us.

>>81060112
/tv/ of course.

Colbert can't just broadcast another episode word-for-word and get the same number of viewers.

>>81060028
>/poltv/ can't come up with arguments against the facts
>resort to shitposting and forced memes instead

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I sure am glad they replaced Craig Turduson with Colbert.

You just know Craig would not base his entire act on trying to insult Donald Trump and his supporters. I hate people who do not use their positions to fight fascism and hate.

>>81060028
Dubs... Kek... libcucks.... Reddit.......

>>81060186

>lose election because you lie and no one likes you.
>keep lying and trying to make people dislike you more

Thanks Hilldawgs. You're as dumb as the woman you cast your vote for. LOL

>>81060283
>won't state the lies he's talking about
>keeps going back to the election since that's the only glory from this presidency
>everything negative about Trump is fake news

Keep talking about the election and 8 years. Your deflection just further proves my point.

>>81060208

I'm glad they replaced Nigger Tyrant with Donald J. TRUMP.

>>81060458
>racism

/pol/ plz go

>>81060442

Bruh lol. Why your post read like you trying to prove something to yourself? Hahahaha libcucks since the election are so pathetic lmao.

>>81060501

Shut the fuck up nigger. And on that note, why do black people commit such a disproportionate amount of crime for theur population size?

>>81060647
Haha, upvoted friend. This will show the libcucks.

>>81060694

Lmao they so easy to btfo on this board cuz they mad.

>>81060686
>get ripped from their home
>forced to be slaves
>even after freed forced to be second class citizens
>not allowed to progress or advance due to racist laws and people
>only option to turn to crime

HMMM, I wonder why. Perhaps your racist attitude is the exact reason.

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>>81060723
>/pol/tards are so illiterate, they can't detect sarcasm

Are you for real right now?

>>81060208
Memes aside, was he any good? I never watched his show.

>>81060782
then why is Africa such a crime ridden hellhole?

>>81060795

are you so mad you couldn't understand I ignored your sarcasm and ran with it and made you reply? Yes, you are. Thanks for humoring me sweetie.

>>81060782

>every race has faced hardships over the span of history
>only black people are still stinky, dumb and violent

Made ya think

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>>81060686
>1850
>these negros are my property and I will do with my property what I please

>1865-2017
>REEEEEE FUCKING WORTHLESS NIGGERS

you're part of the problem I'm afraid

>>81060832
Memes aside. Yes his show was fucking amazing. He did not do a traditional monologue where he just told jokes one after the other like most talkshow hosts. He would just talk.

He also did not do per-interviews, and so you could see which hollywood people were total spaz's and which were chill as fuck.

He is the closest RL example I can think of of rolling an 18 for charisma.

>>81060832
Watch any interview he did with Alice Eve. He's the greatest talk show host of all time.

>>81060782

>only option to turn to crime

No, that isn't their only other option you narrow minded nigger. You could be a fucking construction worker if you aren't smart enough. Just fucking work you lazy nigger, jesus.

>>81060091
theyre not the same jokes. theyre different jokes depending on the new senile comments or the campaign irony of the executive order trump has made that day

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>>81060947
>if white people weren't so lazy blacks would never have been in America at all

Rly makes you thing

>>81060947

No problem. Just disproportionate violent crimes, low IQs, and useful idiots clamoring for high net worth Ivy League libs.

Another day in the garden.

>>81060647
Are you going to talk about the Russian collusion, failed Trumpcare bill, how Trump took his 13th golf trip 9 weeks into his presidency, or his failed Muslim ban?

Nah, you'll probably just keep calling people cucks.

>>81060947

Who are you quoting in the second instance? Because I believe everyone gave niggers a fair shot, and they're just too stupid so they failed. Can you disprove that?

>>81060966
blacks in the south couldnt get hired until the civil rights act and the federal government literally forced southern whites to hire them. are you 3rd world or 3rd grade education?

>>81060947
>>1850
>>these negros are my property and I will do with my property what I please
t. Democrat

>>81060947
None of us had anything to do with fucking slavery and we don't have to bow to black people because their ancestors wuz oppressed n sheeit. Get over it.

>>81061017
apparently he was quoting you

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DUDE RATINGS DOWN THE SHITTER

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>>81060028
The ratings Donald...

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>>81060028
WAAAAHHHHHH THIS COMEDIAN MAKES JOKES THAT OFFEND ME

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>>81061020
and now they literally have to hire people who are black regardless if they are incapable of doing the job are of lesser skilled than other non-minority applicants.

Literally a racist hiring law.

>but it's okay to be hypocritical if you're black

>>81061037
>dude southern white slaveholding democrats were actually liberals there has been no census proven demographic voting shift in the last 150 years lmao

>>81061013

>posts a series of lies and misinformation
>B-BUT CAN U DISPROVE THIS?

Is this the best libucks have to offer? Makes sense after that embarrassing defeat in November.

>>81061099
why dont you point me to some statistics on how many affirmative action hires have displaced more qualified candidates? I mean is that a real issue youre complaining about? Is that why you cant get a job? all the blacks and mexicans took yer jerb?

>>81061175
If it's easy to disprove, then do it. Educate me. Maybe I'll become a Trump supporter.

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>>81060028
*draws a swastika on a chalk board*

>>81061183

Brown people shouldn't be allowed to speak.

>>81061013
>Russian collusion,
Non-existent.
>failed Trumpcare bill,
Healthcare is a mess that probably can't be fixed because Obama and the Dems destroyed it
>how Trump took his 13th golf trip 9 weeks into his presidency,
Literally not relevant
>or his failed Muslim ban?
It wasn't a Muslim ban. I bet you unironically watch Colbert and John Oliver, you fucking parrot.

>>81061175
which of the things did he lie about? are you saying the muslim ban is currently in effect? or that trumpcare passed? or that he hasnt taken 13 golf trips in 9 weeks?

>>81061222
CUTTING EDGE SATIRE

Did he win an award for this segment?

>>81061183
>gets shut down after saying blacks never got hired
>cite EEOC as an example
>lol are you mad you can't get a job

Literally it's written into the law that companies must hire a certain quota of blacks/POC and only because of their race.

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>>81061289
DESPERATE

>>81061228
anon there is no mess to healthcare. it was a medicaid expansion, a doughnut hole in medication coverage, and a mandate to pool risk for insurance companies. Its literally romneycare. im sure youre too young to remember, but democrats wanted single payer or universal healthcare. the only reason obama/romney care exists is because ted kennedy died and joe lieberman wouldnt vote for single payer, so we have a republican compromise system that is, like i said, a romneycare copycat. so when you say obama and dems destroyed healthcare id be fascinated for you to elaborate on that

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>b-but muh slave owners
>"White people do it too!"
>sentient orange cheeto

It's the same thing every day, never ends, the backflips they perform to justify biology and statistics.

>>81061289
It's not his fault about the Russia story not dying. There is literally no evidence that he conspired with Russia to win the election, but the media acts like there's a question about it anyway.

>>81061274
>Title VII of the Civil Rights Act, you cannot base a hiring decision, in whole or in part, on a person's race or gender.
quotas literally dont exist you absolute monogloid. the actual laws regarding discrimination are complex, not simplistic fox news nuggets

This kind of shit is approaching the level of sedition.

>>81061289
>campaigns on blowing the globalists the fuck out
>puts the shitty, kike-filled Republican agenda first

KILL GLOBALIST SCUM

>>81061314
>democrats have supermajority
>pass ACA without a single republican vote
>democrats put exactly what they wanted in the bill, no compromise with republicans necessary
>REEEEEEEE ITS REPUBLICANS FAULT OBAMACARE IS SHIT

At least when a couple republicans put up a shit tier health care bill and have a super majority, see Ryancare, the rest laugh and do not vote for it.

>>81061349
his campaign manager who lives in trump tower was literally a foreign agent paid to promote russian political interests in american politics and media lmao

The liberal shilling in the media has straight made me a believer in conspiracies. All this shit is disguating.

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Why do conservatards vote against their own interests?

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>>81061349
>Multiple cabinet members have proven ties to Russia
>One has already been fired because they couldn't hide it anymore
>Literally no evidence

>>81061338
The swamp was drained.

Trump was clear in his rally's, the swamp is career politicians. He promised to put people from the private sector into cabinet positions when he was running. It was literally one of his talking points.

It is going to be really funny to see dems reactions when we finally get the supreme court judges appointed. All their smugness about the travel ban will be gone when the idiot circuit court rulings get overturned.

designated left/right shitposting general

>>81061314
So you're saying that with a supermajority in congress and a Democrat President it's the Republicans' fault for the mess that is Obamacare because Mitt Romney signed a similar bill into law in Massachusetts over a decade ago except it actually worked out moderately well there.

>>81061430
>Trump wants to abolish mandatory overtime pay
Huh?

>>81061430
Having interests and protecting them is whiny and entitled.
Keeping your head down and having pride, now that's the conservative way. Lashes feel good if you have pride.

>>81061463
>Trump was clear in his rally's, the swamp is career politicians

Oh, you mean like Sean Spicer, Reince Priebus, Rick Perry, Tom Price, Betsy Devos...

>president does something shitty, dumb, or hypocritical everyday
>surprised people make fun of it

>>81061475
does saying that really cause anime characters to appear on your shirt?

>>81061381
did you ignore my post entirely? what the hell are you talking about? democrats vocally wanted "single payer" look that up. ted kennedy died and lieberman became the deciding vote, and he wanted a private system instead of a publicly funded one. you can also look at the hearings on aca during the process on what republicans wanted, which was a private system as well. so dems compromised and enacted romneycare. now you should look up romneycare as well because i have a feeling you dont know who mitt romney is, or what the healthcare system of his state was. again it was a mandated private exchange program. because aca is already a conservative program, the republicans only choice for editing it is simply to privatize it further by cutting the medicaid expansion or various protections like not being denied for preexisting conditions. they want to cut the mandate as well, but they dont know how to contain the premium explosion of keeping medicaid expansion, protections, while not being able to pool risk from the mandate. and if they strip it all at once, millions of people will lose their health insurance and republicans have no interest in replacing aca with public funds. they simply want laissez faire capitalism with no welfare safety net. please explain what you disagree with here

>>81061228
>no Russian collusion
Why did Flynn resign? Why did Sessions perjure himself and then recuse himself from the Russia investigation? Why did Trump nominate Tillerson to be Secretary of State? Why did Manafort get paid millions by a Russian billionaire? Why did the White House blocked Sally Yates from testifying?

>>81061463
so the swamp was career politicians instead of the anti-consumer, anti-worker globalist billionaires in his cabinet who lobby those politicians with millions of dollars?

>>81061600
>democrats wanted single payer
>so democrats passed the ACA without a single republican vote
>that means its the republicans fault we did not get single payer

You are not making any sense bro.

>>81061600
There was no compromise. Republicans voted NO on Obamacare. Lieberman is a Democrat. If it was a compromise with conservatives then conservatives would have fucking voted for it. Apparently the entire Democrat party completely shifted their policy on healthcare just for Joe Lieberman though.

HAHAHAHA ANOTHER JOKE ABOUT DONALD TRUMP LMAO

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Explain in 140 characters or less why this isn't impeachable?

>>81060832
he rambled a lot and most of his segments had a lolsorandum kinda vibe throughout the show

his interviews were phenomenal tho. he had very interesting guests and it always felt like a real conversation going off the rails. i watch all these other hosts and they all feel so tame and rehearsed i don't know how they get any viewers at all

>>81061534
well it worked out moderately well in the country as well. 20 million more people with insurance and an end to crippling medical debt for money. with premiums that for the first 5 years were rising below market expectations. its also relevant because mitt romney was running against obama in 2008 while debating healthcare, only to have obama literally adopt romneys plan. im not sure how that point could be lost on you. but if you actually cared you could read about the republican gutting of the aca in attempts to make it fail, especially in red states. i suggest googling "marco rubio risk corridors"

also, why are you saying "so youre saying"? like im stating an opinion or an interpretation of facts? im literally just repeating the empirical record here. theres nothing to object to, its all recorded, on tape, in writing, in official congressional records. the process of the aca is actually an interesting case study of compromise and political strategy in washington

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>All these asshurt libshitters

8 Y E A R S
Y
E
A
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S

>>81061289
There's also

>Defeating ISIS in 30 days
failed
>Keystone pipeline
no american steel
>lock her up
just a prank

>>81061648
Yes, just like he promised. The swamp is not what you feel it should be. Your feels do not matter.

Just like trump did not accept bribes, he made bribes. One is ethically wrong. If any of the appointees advance the special interests they used to work for over the populations interests, then I will be first to say string them up. However none have done that yet. As trump said, put their genius to work FOR the people, not against the people.

>>81061563
>does not know what a career politician is

Well meme'd. Sean Spicer was a career politician, and what do you know, he sucked at the job he was given and was fired by trump. Rick Perry, the only other career politician you mentioned, has yet to be fired, but he is not doing a good job either.

You are kind of proving my point that people who have not proven themselves in the private sector first are totally fucking garbage.

>>81060028

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>81061919
>the former chairman of the RNC isn't a career politician

kill yourself retard

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>>81060028
>mfw he was losing the ratings war till he went super political and anti trump now he's killing it

So all you gotta do is cater to dumbasses and you can turn everything around

>>81061989
Worked for Trump.

>>81060028
NOT MY PRESIDENT

>>81061228
>Healthcare is a mess that probably can't be fixed because Obama and the Dems destroyed it
https://youtu.be/J7UduuBfnrE?t=87
When Trump said repeatedly at his rallies and press conferences that Obamacare will be repealed and replaced on day 1 and that he knows the system better than anyone? And yet he still can't get it passed through a Republican controlled Congress?

>how Trump took his 13th golf trip 9 weeks into his presidency is not relevant
Demonstrates his hypocrisy since he always criticized Obama on Twitter if Obama went on a golf trip. Demonstrates his lack of fiscal responsibility since he's spending more on vacations than Obama's family has spent in the entire 8 years. Demonstrates his lack of dedication to his job.

>not a Muslim ban
After Trump called it a Muslim ban many times, it's suddenly not a Muslim ban? https://youtu.be/JKtcdn0zAqw?t=41

>>81061960
>successful lawyer who was a partner in his multi-million dollar firm before going into politics is a career politician

Once again, you do not know what a career politician is.

>>81061099
I was talking about this with my parents last night. I shit you not my dad said we need affirmative action or white people will take all the jobs. It hurts that someone so stupid is related to me.

>>81060832

>>81060950
most charisma ive ever seen

>>81060958
also this

I honestly wish I could talk to people the way craig does, he is fun to watch

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>>81060028
Every time I open one of these threads, I'm hoping for a fun thread making fun of what a hack Colbert is, but it's always just political arguing.

>>81061228
Just stop anon you can't win with these people. They just do what the tv tells them. Personally I thought both candidates were garbage. But seeing all these people throw straight up temper tantrums and baby fits whenever trump does anything is swaying me toward the republicans. I've watched my family cut off life long friends and family bc "THEY VOTED FOR TRUMP" makes me disgusted. Letting someone's political preferences affect your personal relationship is horrible.

>>81061865
>can't argue back
>just claim people who disagree with your point of view are angry libtards

There's a subreddit for posters like you.

>>81061349
Oh god if I hear another person tell me Russia is are most immediate threat and a danger I'm going to shoot myself. Its like the 80s again.

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>>81062355
haha you lost :)

>>81062352
>wahh wahh stop criticizing trump

He's the goddamn president. Him and his retarded supporters don't seem to realize that the election is over, it's not "vote for hillary or vote for trump" anymore it's "is trump doing a good job or not?" If he can't handle the criticism then maybe he shouldn't have fucking ran

>>81062333

That's because the shills are ALWAYS successful in derailing it into exactly that.

Shillbert is on a main network primetime slot and forcefed through youtube, to deny that people protecting their interests aren't here is like those flat earthers on /pol/

>>81062352
You're not fooling anyone by pretending you're an objective neutral person.

>le both candidates are garbage meme
>appeals to emotion about some anecdotal sob story about politics splitting up friends and families
>describe all liberals as angry whiny babies

Fuck off to /pol/. Your rhetoric will be easily swallowed there.

>>81062333
>its always political arguing

That's why I got rid of my normie book. Everything no matter what it was turned into a political fight.

>he makes millions of dollars a year
>you complain about him for free
You think you can do better OP?

>>81062448
>>81062587


Thank you for proving my point. If its not attacking trump you guys lose your shit. Its just politics who gives a fuck??

>>81062714
>it's just politics, it affects everyone's lives, who cares?
>sure, I called anti-Trump people angry babies, but why are you calling my bullshit out?

You tried.

in all seriousness, the orange idiot is a fucking chauvinistic moron that even the republicans dont take him seriously. I did NOT vote for Blumph and he is STILLl NOT my president

>>81062830
It doesn't affect my life. Not one thing Obama or trump did altered my life one bit. I'm sorry that trump has clearly destroyed your life and ruined e everything you hold dear.

>>81063091
>trump has clearly destroyed your life and ruined e everything you hold dear

Where did I say this? Quote my post. How about you stop with trying to depict people who disagree with you as hysterical and crazy and come up with facts and figures instead?

>It doesn't affect my life
Do you live outside of United States and its territories?

>>81060091
>the same thread every fucking night

>>81061208
>>81061235
It's always talked about how easy it is to troll /pol/ and stuff, but it blows my mind how sjw redditors on this site always devour such shitty bait. Really gets the ol noggin joggin.

>>81063888
You're a big boss

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>>81063888
oh my...

>>81060091
>the same joke president every night

>>81063888
>Never
>Becomes new boss, detrhoning previous dubs with trips.
Jesus Christ.

>Republicans literally control Congress
>He still can't repeal Obamacare

ART OF THE DEAL EVERYONE

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>>81063888

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>>81063888

>>81064117
You realize you sound like a beta orbiter right now, right? You're probably a cuck too.

>>81064094
Yes, you are indeed a retard.

>>81063255
I apologize maybe I misread. It seems you think that politics has a huge impact on life. I was saying it hasn't don e anything to me. I assumed from your hostility that trump had done something to you personally bc you were saying politics effects life.

DONALD
TRUMPF
lmao

>>81064640
kek, btfo

>>81064640
liberals btfo

>>81065053

Well......?

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>>81060028
Is it possible to be any funnier than this guy?

>Soo.. uhh Donald Trump
>yeah i can't believe it either
>this is actually happening!
>anyway that's all we've got time for!

>>81065289
haha im literally rolling on the floor right now! where does he come up with this stuff? xD

>>81061431
are americunts supposed to care or even know what a finland is

>>81065599
Trump and his collusions with Russia.

>>81060782
Anon, you put a little too much effort into that bait post. I'm worried for you.

>>81067493
What can I say. I was bored.

>>81060091
>Jokes
If you're lucky. Sometimes the monologue is just like 'this is what Trump is doing, and this is why I think its bad'.

>still trying to force this shit on /tv/
Why can't this be a bannable offense? It's shitposting at its most pathetic.

>>81070284
>Why can't this be a bannable offense?

NOW we're thinking like a hardcore leftist.

Free speech isn't so free after all when it attacks our propaganda agents

>>81060028

its a colbrert gets triggered by pedogate episode

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>>81063888

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IT WAS HER TURN

>>81070384
It's called a rule violation. If you violate the rules, you get banned. It's nothing about freedom of speech. It's been said for months on a daily basis (because it's SO FUNNY that it needs to be reposted over and over). You're free to say anything you want, just like mods are free to ban you for shitting up /tv/ worse than it already is.

>>81070570
>It's called a rule violation. If you violate the rules, you get banned.

But it's not a rule violation because it's television related.

>>81070596
Wrong rule. Check your manual.

>>81070630

No, it's not. This is television related and that's why it doesn't get deleted. It is a single thread and it won't be removed no matter how hard you hit that submit button.

>>81070670
>tell him it's the wrong rule
>ignores this
>doesn't bother to read the rules
Try reading the rules. I'll give you a hint, it involves spam.

>>81060782
Whites didnt snatch them. Niggers got sold by royal niggers, ass

>>81070738

How does this countenance "spam"?

The posts are not a single poster, they vary in topics, they vary in hosts / shows, and it's essentially a segue into discussions about late night television.

You're the one that needs to read the rules.

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>>81060091
The same thread every night

>>81060782
>get ripped from their home

Yes, by fellow Africans who sold them to Europeans.

DROUHNMPSTHFS

>>81061123
it's funny because democrats still see blacks as their property or pets to use as political pawns.

>>81070816
How does OP posting the same image of Colbert with text regarding his monologues about Trump on a daily basis not constitute spamming? I can't tell if you're a legitimate imbecile or if you're doing this ironically.

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>>81060028

>>81064517
Politics tends to not have a huge impact on your life when you're on your parents' health insurance and they pay for you to go to college and you don't have to get a job and the biggest thing you have to worry about is if you have enough code red to fuel your shitposting sesh.

>>81060782
>>81060947
>>81061098
>>81061289
>>81061338
>>81061430
>>81061431
>>81061475
>>81063078
no evidence, only tears
trump is still president

>>81070983
You seem to have left out that there are people who do Fallon, Myers, and the rest to a lesser degree, just this one has been posted more consistently.

I also fail to see how it's a bad thing as it always stimulates discussion on a wide variety of topics and generally highlights the failings of these shows as legitimate late night television and not just some long arm of a corporate network.

More open and honest discussion about media in general whether entertainment, film, television, or news, we should be allowed to speak openly about it. If some guy happens to be posting the same variation of a similar type of post that others have engaged in before, then we shouldn't set a banning precedent on it that would shut down other threads like it that haven't been posted on a more consistent basis.

>>81064517
>the price for not engaging in politics is to be ruled by your lessers

>>81070826
There you are

Not gonna lie, former Trump supporter here, it's fucking hilarious watching him crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get his hands on the nuclear codes.

>>81071108
I've actually come to enjoy watching his constant failures and fuckups as his approval numbers dwindle and even his idiot supporters start to jump ship.

I imagine it like panning for gold. Those who were for Trump are being sifted away, except instead of gold, what's left behind is just the most horrendously retarded people in existence. Pretty great desu #MAGA #notearz

>>81071112
>pretending to be this stupid
Okay, now I know you're just fucking around. Thanks for the chuckles. I'll humor you once more just in case you actually are serious. These threads always start the same:
>same picture of Colbert
>So uhh Donald Trump
>300+ posts of people pissing and moaning for or against Trump/Colbert
There is little to no variation to this. Absolutely no real discussion to be had. This happens on a daily basis. They don't do this for any other late night host because that doesn't get the shitstorm brewing.

>>81060072
I can't believe I laughed.

>>81060782
So that's why Obama was a low level thug huh? No other options. None.

>>81071447
>implying politicians aren't thugs
Granted, they're high level thugs, but still.

>>81071365
not the anon you're replying to but how fucking new are you. that's basically a common format on how to start threads. also its one thread and if you don't like seeing it you can filter it. since it has the same format it should be easy to do so. but instead you come to a thread you know you won't like and ask mods to delete it. is it so painful seeing something about trump?

>>81071660
It's "painful" because it's unoriginal and wasn't funny the first time. The guy still uses the same image with the same title. >>81021045 Same shit, different day. I'm not saying /tv/ is better than this (it really isn't), but it's absolutely lazy spamming. Is it so painful to you when you see someone pointing out the bullshit of a thread that's made over and over?

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>>81061600

Obama told us
1) If you like your doctor you can keep your doctor
2) Your rates will go down uh uh uh $2500 per year per family
3) It will be deficit neutral.
He campaigned harder on this than his re-election. And a 2nd grader could have told you in 2010 that it doesn't add up.

Rates went up enormously, and the average life-span went down in 2016. The first time that ever happened since they started measuring 77 years ago.

Your political party turns everything it touches to shit. GOP don't really deserve to win, but dems lost exactly as hard as what they deserve.

>>81061228
>Healthcare is a mess that probably can't be fixed because Obama and the Dems destroyed it

But your snowflake of a president said he'd just repeal and replace it, day one. And then failed to do so despite having a majority, because the bill he backed was so shitty even his own party was like "I ain't touching that shit with a five feet pole"

>>81061463
I hope you honestly don't believe this

SO THIS WEEK DONALD TRUMP.....

>>81072809
Nigga I watched the rallys. He literally campaigned on appointing people who proved themselves in the private sector.

Just because you assumed what the swamp was referring to does not mean you are correct.

>>81072947
ok. so assuming you are right about the definition of swamp. do you think it is any better having the people who pay career politicians in office instead of the politicians themselves?

*awkward house nigger interjection*

He really got exposed as an unfunny hack when he left Colbert show

>>81060832
>Unironically loves America and being an American citizen.

>Never acted like he thought what he was doing was any more important than it actually was.

>8/10 Female guests on the show visibly wanted his dick by the end of the interview.

GOAT late night host of the 21st century thus far.

>>81061222
Checked

Also, if the Late Night Crew (TM) is going to gloat about how Republicans failed to gather the votes needed for the ACA replacement bill, or about Trump's policies being held up by the courts, can they all please admit the "w-we live in a banana republic fascist state, le Drumpf is authoritaryan Cheetolini!!!" horseshit they've been saying for the last four months was utter nonsense?

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>>81071147
>implying

>>81074711

Just because the GOP is incompetent enough to not get anything done, unless it's killing net-neutrality so that they can sell your browsing history to companies, it doesn't mean they aren't pushing for more fascistic smelling authoritarian control.

>>81061431
>>81061349
>>81061624

Its so interesting to see the Democrats become the party of Neo-McCarthyist Russophobes and the Republicans shift to become ambivalent to leaning friendly a-la the Democrats in the early 1980s.

>>81060782
>ignores that africans solds their own to slavery
Gee willy.

>>81062333
The funniest part is, Colbert was literally outed as a Democrat mouthpiece via Wikileaks last summer.

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>AND DONALD TRUMP SAID...
>NOTHING, YOU IDIOTS, DONALD TRUMP'S DEAD, HE'S LOCKED IN MY BASEMENT

>>81074864
Don't worry I'm sure that browsing history will never leak out, they'll be very careful with everyone's private information.

Combine this with the law that's on the books allowing the government to literally hack your machine without warrant or cause if you use a VPN, ever.

I didn't think they could control the entire internet, but I'm starting to think they're up to the task.

>>81074236
Cuts out the middle man

>>81060028
why do lefties always start their rants/posts/whatever with "so"?

>>81074970
One of the dumbest posts I've ever read and that's saying a lot. You win a prize.

>>81074991
>You win a prize.
That sounds like reddit talk.

I bet you're the kind of guy who at one time or another has said something like "you win the internet for today" or "here, you win a cookie".

Pure lefty garbage.

>>81074864
Hope you realize that literally nothing changes with this bill.

Also, hope you're aware that you have little to no privacy online anyways thanks to Obama. Ya know, the one who pushed for the massive increase in universal surveillance programs, harshly punished whistleblowers, and denied more FOI requests than any other president in history.

>>81075065
I went to Reddit recently just to see what it's like, and all the memes are true. The first thing I saw on the front page was a robot that someone made that automatically prints out everything Donald Trump tweets on pieces of paper, and then burns them in an ashtray.

>>81060028
IDK who is more scary Trump or IT?

>>81075077
>B-but Obama

Well shit, I guess that makes it OK then.

>So Trump
>Am I right
>No really
>Yesterday Trump did
>White people am I right
>Good night everyone

>>81074878
We have always been at war with Eastasia.

>>81075943
*applause*

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>>81060028
> they chose him over ferguson

>>81075388
But I'm willing to bet money you never once thought to call Obama or the Democrats 'creeping facists'

>>81061731
LUcky man

>>81060028
Reminder of the best Colbert show to date.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QMAQzrMcV0

>>81076192

I was pissed when the NSA scandal broke. And befuddled that your average Joe just shrugged and went "well *I* don't have anything to hide so it don't matter as long we catch terrorists with this practice"

>>81060028

I've never been able to figure out who watches these shows.

Back in the Letterman day I figured it was just ancient Boomers.

But they wouldn't watch Colbert, would they? Who is the target audience?

Have you ever tried watching one all the way through?

Holy hell, it's like watching paint dry.

I don't mean Colbert, I mean any of these late night talk shows. They're unbearable.

F List Comedy Sketches and Routines and then these really dead eyed, boring, shilling spots for some movie or book or album.

>>81076333

What about when he decided to look at the mess George W. Bush left in the middle east and say;

>You know, if if if if if if, I don't think I can match that, but I'm damn well going to try

I don't know why everyone is screeching about Russians and Drumpf and Brexit and Le Pen etc etc...If they hadn't fucked up, it's not like these clowns could have gotten their foot in the door.

If Hillary wasn't a corrupt witch, the Russians couldn't have leaked that she was a corrupt witch. If Merkel wasn't hell bent on turning Europe into the 4th Reich and flooding every corner with human refuse while actual Europeans are struggling, maybe pro Brexit propaganda wouldn't have worked.

It's like people whining about Trump now - You let Obama get away with it, so here we are. You got behind dumb and bad social movements, so people threw a tantrum.

They don't even say how they want to fix it. They just bitch about Trump and how it's not fair.

I really wish the Democrats and the mainstream Republicans used this period as a Le Teaching Moment.

>>81061475
>that waifu
it's from a trap hmanga, right?

>>81076451

Maybe if Trump's administration had tried to do something like expand medicaid to all and thus fix ACA rather than trying to take healthcare away from millions of people, Democrats would have been willing to negotiate and we could have gotten something done.

>>81076342
>But they wouldn't watch Colbert, would they? Who is the target audience?
SJWs. Thats who. Have you never noticed the standing ovation and female cheers he gets at every stupid joke about Trump? They're creaming themselves over that shit. The audience alone is the #1 reason I could never watch Colbert.

>>81072947
You can't be this delusional about his cabinet picks. Even Bannon admitted at CPAC that these people were picked because they're so fucking terrible that they'll destroy the departments they're heading.

>leftistfags ITT so thoroughly assraped by the god emperor they have nothing better to do than spout non sequitors
Still not tired of winning and I won't be in the next 8 years

Uhhh Donald Trump, he's uh, he's dumb!
I mean, a white man? President? It's 2017!
These are just the times we live in. Wow. Goodnight everybody.

>>81061289
>winning

lmao

>>81074878
this is the most buzzword-filled reddit post that i've ever seen

>>81060091
There will be the same fucking joke, in the oval office, during the next 4 years.

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So Trump :)

>>81061123
>XIX. century democrat stands up for the right of owning slaves
>XXI. century democrat stands up for open borders and importing illegal migrants
They wanted their slaves back then and they want their slaves now. It's funny because it's true.