It's bizarre how blatantly this is being shilled here

>This new Pennywise is really trying to be original
>He made the character his own, and didn't just try to emulate Tim Curry

>Watch the trailer
>It's a shot-for-shot reshoot of the old movie.
>Cashing in on nostalgia.

>when people are a bunch of negative contrarians to my opinions they must be shills
ah to be in high school again

>>81059726
It is but it looks terrible so nobody cares anyway.
Until you made this thread. Are you a shill too?

>>81059854
>Never commented on whether I like the film or not

ok

>>81059861
Hello Anon, Why would I ever shill a film like master of horror Stephen King's IT™ Part 1, I mean just look at this trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7no56Zw1e20

KEK, I Can't believe it's in theaters worldwide 8th September 2017

>>81059825
>It's a shot-for-shot reshoot of the old movie.
?

Is it bad that I'm more impressed by the amount of detail they put into that sewer pipe, than by the faggot sticking his head out of it?

>>81060040
Not at all anon
clowns are fucking gay

>>81060085
Alright. I'm going to watch this film just to enjoy all the well-constructed-set-piece kino and ignore the nonsense happening in the foreground

>>81059726
It is odd how blatant it is. I find it hard to believe anyone got that excited after seeing the trailer. Looked like every other modern horror movie.
I'll probably go and see it for some interesting visuals (hopefully).

>>81060013
>It's a shot-for-shot reshoot of the old movie.

Are you fucking deaf? What's the point of this identical remake? Just release a fucking HD remaster already.

>>81060279
Like I'm fine with people being excited for it, but it's the long elaborate paragraphs that always give the shills away

>>81059825
You know both the miniseries and this movie are based on the same book, right?

Honestly this looks pretty good. The trailer was kinda spooky desu :3

>>81060334
>It's a shot-for-shot reshoot of the old movie.
?????????

>>81060554
>You know both the miniseries and this movie are based on the same book, right?

I'm just curious why so many media shills are going to such lengths to say:

>SKAARSGAARD ISNT JUST COPYING TIM CURRY HE HAS A NEW LOOK AND HE'S BRANCHING OUT AND DOING HIS OWN INTERPRETATION ON THE CHARACTER

And then the absolute only thing different is that he's wearing dumber makeup, and not doing a Tim Curry accent.

Pic unrelated. It's character interpretation done right.

>>81060856
Do we know what nu-pennywise sounds like yet?

>>81060889
batman

>>81059726
how is this not coming out at halloween?

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>it doesn't look bad
>it doesn't look good
>it will come out and i won't see it
>i'll probably see it years later after forgetting about it for a while and think it was okay
there

>>81060949
>Expecting Hollywood to have any intelligence

>>81060856
Tim Curry played Pennywise like a bozo the clown act. He's supposed to be terrifying. He appears to the kids in the book as their worst fears. The clown is just his preferred form; he appears as a clown to adults too. The idea that he's supposed to look innocent is something nostalgiafags who never read the book are projecting onto the character because they got scared of the lame fuck miniseries when they were 5

>>81059726
Thanks for the false flag shilling, you sure fooled me.

>>81061000
The bozo the clown act and seeing pennywise having the time of his life scaring the shit out of everyone is more entertaining than any generic edgy joker shit they're gonna do with this

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I think it looks okay.

Will peep it/10.

The losers club looks like a bunch of nu-numale shitlords but whatever.

And they've added jumpscares to appeal to blacks and girls.

You know what? Matter of fact: fuck it. I've just convinced myself that it sucks ass.

Fuck you.

>>81060949
The movie is set in the summer. And in September it has 0 competition.

C L O W N
K
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O

>>81061063
The only correct conclusion one could possibly draw from watching the trailer.

>>81061056
It's cheesy and does a disservice to the source material

>>81061063
>The losers club looks like a bunch of nu-numale shitlords but whatever.
What the hell are you talking about?

>>81060557
the "trailer" was an utter shite
they are not literally it's an obvious plagio of stranger things, it even has the same protagonist lmao
this movie is shit and so are people who debate and like this garbage

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>>81061151
>It's cheesy and does a disservice to the source material

>>81060856
You're just angry and a product of this site. You haven't seen jack shit and the things you're complaining about aren't relevant.

>The drain scene is from the book
>They obviously put it in the old movie
>Obviously add it to the new movie
>WELP CRASHING IN ON NOSTALGIA AS USUAL, HES JUST RIDING OF CURRY'S WORK

You've only seen him pop up and be wet, possibly a scene with werewolf claws. But you haven't seen anything from the actor so your argument is baseless.

Fuck.

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>dat fucking head

>>81061291
Wew

>>81061609
lmao

>>81059726
Guess they've got to do something. No one is going to see it.

They shill hard enough they might get 2 people to go.

>>81061291
Oh.... well I guess we disagree then? Oh well, I can live with that haha. I can't wait to see this movie!

>>81061609
HAHAHAHAHA!

>>81061752
This is just sad.

>>81061810
>stop liking things I don't like!

>>81061752
why are there suddenly so many people typing like this? this isn't reddit you fucking faggot

>>81060000
>the clown pops up
>BRRRRRRM
why

>>81061838
Typing like what? And you need to calm down sweetheart.

>>81059726
Nigger, is this your first day here? It's being discussed because it stars /tv/s latest boy crush. Did you get lost on your way to /r/movies?

>>81061869
Loud sudden noises are scary

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>bizarre
Not really. Large scale shilling on 4chan for big products has been an obvious thing on this site since 2010.

>>81061881
t. redditor

>>81062145
t. do you also think that the kid from Gotham's reps a shilling him here too?

>>81062145
>I don't know that 4chan is teeming with pedos, but YOU'RE the one who is reddit

>>81062211
You were the first one to bring up pedos

>>>>>/y/

>>81061836
Stop shilling so transparently for that shit movie you stupid cunt

>>81061063
>nu-male shitlords
They are children.
Please leave your house occasionally.

>>81059726
Drider?

>>81059726
Did you just fall off the turnip truck?

Every fucking thread here is shillshit since 2010.

The internet sucks.

>>81061151
The source material is garbage.

>>81062681
You're not supposed to swallow the bait, nor the entire fishing pole, anon.

>>81059726
is it going to be a giant cgi spider again?

>>81064710
*drider

>>81060000
op is not a fag, checked.

>>81064710
*drider

I don't understand why Pennywise is the "main villain". Doesn't he only encompass one of the kid's fears?

>>81066277
He's just iconic is all

>>81059726
It is. This is one of the boards that viral marketers target. Political shills will spam threads with political talking points too.

>yfw OP is a shill

>>81059726
it looks good

>>81066277
Back then kids actually liked clowns, its not a fear

>>81059726
needs more meme shoops

>>81060334
>Are you fucking deaf?
wouldn't blind be more appropriate

>>81066496
Maybe so but has Trump released his tax returns yet?

as a person with a clown fetish this is right up my alley. i hope the clown sucks me off before killing me

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>>81061063
>that billboard

>>81059825
>>It's a shot-for-shot reshoot of the old movie.
The only shots that looked as similar was part of the boat scene and the mummy house, there was nothing else in there that seemed like a total ripoff, we haven't even seen Skarsgard actually talking yet outside of *autistic schreeching*

>>81059726
I know. There are way, way, WAY to many posts here lately talking about television and movies.

Let's get back to baneposting, footposting, BRAPposting, etc....

>>81061609
fucking lol this!

>>81067635
Bravo!

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>>81061609
I actually think he could be a good Pennywise.

>implying this movie won't end with the kids roasting his hairline while laughing before riding their bikes off into the sunset

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>>81061609

Tried to read the plot synopsis on wikipedia. This whole book sounds like a complete fucking mess.

>>81061063
>The losers club looks like a bunch of nu-numale shitlords but whatever.

Now you're just spouting buzzwords.

>>81059726
did we see any scenes of them as adults? i watched the trailer like 10 hours ago and dont recall

>>81059726
>literally every still image shown so far has had Pennywises face front and center on it
>teaser trailer tries so so hard to hide a clear image of him

Does anyone actually find the trailer to be scary? I thought it seemed pretty cheesy and campy. The fact that it went for jump scares doesn't give me high hopes for the movie.

>>81070269
They're making two movies, the first one is the initial battle with IT as children and the second as adults.

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>>81067635
>something takes a part of me
I can hear the clickity clack of the bass right now

>>81070386
ah, that makes sense, the book is kind of long for just one movie

>>81065943
>>81066130
spider

>>81070107
>let me call this book a mess without even reading it
Typical /tv/
The book is 1000 pages long, it's difficult to summarize.

>>81070107
>>81072088

>Every 30 years, there's a spike in violent crime in the town of Derry, Maine, going all the way back to colonial times. in the 1950s, a group of kids start seeing creepy shit (mostly in the form of a clown, but sometimes a werewolf or just blood all over the goddamn place) and conclude that there's a supernatural reason for the murders and severed penises nailed to walls and what-have-you. they go into the sewers and confront the aforementioned supernatural reason, then forget all about it and go on with their lives.
>in 1985, they start remembering It, and become aware that they didn't actually defeat It, so they return to Derry as adults and banish It for good..... except for when the clown has a cameo in other Stephen King novels like Tommyknockers.

and one of the adult versions of the characters commits suicide rather than face it again.

That trailer looked like any old bland horror movie. This one happens to have a clown. That jump scare in the sewer is silly i feel like it cant make the cut. BOO HIYA GEORGIE YOU MOTHERFUCKER COME OVER HERE IN THE SEWER WITH YOUR UNCLE PAUL

alternate summary

>Stranger Things, but in a larger town and the kids are all the same age instead of there being grade school kids and high school kids. Replace the Upside-Down with sewers. The monster is a shapeshifter, and definitely kills instead of abducting. Drop the government conspiracy and Eleven (those came from Firestarter anyway), and the kids have to return and fight the monster again when they're adults. But when they were kids, they all banged Nancy to bind themselves in a magic ritual.

The more It gets shilled, the more normies on social media I can expose to the child orgy pages.

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>>81059726
OP brings more attention to IT than any shill.

When you see the word "shill" being thrown around, it's always by a shill.

>>81071744
*Drider

>>81073477
>When you see the word "shill" being thrown around, it's always by a shill.
That's untrue, they would have to be old enough to be hired legally.

>>81073665
It's neither, it's some fucking alien from outer space.

>>81059825
Y....You realize they're both using the same exact scenes from a book right?

>>81073774
It's an extradimensional demon. You'll see his relative in the new Dark Tower movie as well.

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>>81073826
I'm still upset about the Dark Tower, but I guess It looks fine.
FUCKING SPEEDLOADERS ON A SINGEACTION REVOLVER!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

so is he going to turn into a fucking drider in this movie or not

>>81073854
How would anyone have that answer already?

>>81073854
da fuck is a drider

you mean spider?

>>81073854
I mean if they want it to be accurate then yeah.

>>81073854
>>81073868
Alien demon spider thing from another dimension that came to earth during prehistoric times.

>>81073851
I have no idea why they didn't do The Stand first. It would've been an easier sell to a wider audience.

>>81061000
>something nostalgiafags who never read the book are projecting onto the character because they got scared of the lame fuck miniseries when they were 5

I read the book and that was pretty much the reason he was a clown. Why would he choose that form if he was trying to scare people? The book was written back when clowns were considered innocent and fun, that book basically popularized the "creepy clown". So you probably never read the book and just need to stop being a shill

>>81073985

One part of It's perspective even says this "After all, what child doesn't love a clown?"

So this anon is correct, It appeared as a clown because back in the day, kids loved clowns.

>>81070269
that'll be in the second part. The plan for them was always to do 2 movies, one with the kids and the other when they come back to town as adults.

>>81061000
>The idea that he's supposed to look innocent is something nostalgiafags who never read the book are projecting onto the character
The kids literally thought he looked like a mix between a clown they saw on TV and Bozo.

>>81074099

Bozo was the clown they saw on TV.

The narration makes a point to mention that if George had been alive a couple more years, his first thought would have been Ronald McDonald.

>>81074170
I thought there was a clown that didn't talk and was on some western show.
It's been years since I've last read the book, so I'm probably thinking of something else.
Also, isn't there some rule for clown make up to not have any sharp edges?

>>81074324

Ohh, you're right, Howdy Doody is the one that doesn't talk. I totally forgot about that.

And I have no idea about the makeup thing.

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having the clown look like he's a member of Slipknot is gay. he's supposed to look like a normal clown until he gets up close and then he's all "I'LL SUCK YOUR COCK FOR A NICKEL! I'LL SUCK YOUR COCK FOR FREE!" and then he rips a kid's arm off. then he can look edgy, but when he's just chilling in the background of some picture from Ye Olden Days, he should just be a normal, non-spooky clown.

>>81074412

They might still have him do that, I think the only things we've seen featuring him is when he's supposed to be scary, like when he's attacking or fucking with their heads.

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>>81074372
Something about how Gacy painted himself, and how it was against how other clowns typically painted themselves.
Sharp edges in clown pain scare children, for whatever reason.

Why would I want to watch this uninspired Stranger Things clone?

>>81074598
Nice bait.
It got a reply from me.

>>81074531

That scares me, an I'm nearly 30.

I'm pretty sure the OG Ronald McDonald had sharp edges in his makeup, but then that was back in the 50s, so before Gacy.

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>>81074619
Exactly, sharp edges scare people, so it wouldn't work for Pennywise since he wants to lure the children.
Also, Ronald still had round edges, he just had a whole different creepy vibe to him.

>>81074680

That fucking nose, man.

I wonder if part of the reason he looks creepier is due to the new movie being set in the 80s, when clowns were not as popular as they used to be.

>>81074759
I guess clowns were becoming unpopular considering Gacy happened in the late 70s, but the purpose of the Pennywise disguise was so It could get kids to come close to him or lure them into a spot where he could easily capture them.
But it's a horror movie, so I guess he had to be scary looking.

>>81074916

Yeah.

To be fair, Tum Curry's version was scary pretty much all the time too.

>>81061609
OH GOOD LORD!

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>>81061609
>they're floating again

>>81059726

I've not seen the original and I doubt I'll see this one, just not interested and desu clowns just don't do it for me (evil or not).

>>81072984
It's been almost a decade since I read the Dark Tower series, but are there any references to It there?

>>81075070

I can't remember exactly, but I know the Turtle is a fairly big part of the backstory, and he appeared in It.

I don't think It did though.

They do visit the world of the Stand though.

>>81059726

All "geek" websites are getting hit fucking hard.

This is the worst I've seen since the original purge.

Although;

1. I think there is genuine hype from tweens for the new "It" movie.

2. Half the Purge threads and posts on IMDB were trolls making fun of the shills.

Looks ok.

Will probably watch it when it's on the internet. The thing i hate the most about this movie is the change of time setting from 50's and 80's.

>>81072984
He Who Walks Behind The Tows, Pennywise, and Mr. Gaunt (among others) are all implied to be the same malevolent force. It's a return, but still.

>>81075389
The 50s are now too long ago for your average moviegoer (particularly for this genre) to identify with. 80s nostalgia now is basically what 50s nostalgia was back in the 80s.

>>81075780
You don't need to have lived in the 50s to appreciate the era you fucking moron. The 80s is trite.

>>81073244
>Drop the government conspiracy and Eleven (those came from Firestarter anyway)
The series was based on the montauk project

>>81075841
I'm just explaining why they changed it. No need to get pissy.

>>81075875

I think they changed it because it's cheaper to do so.

Creating a certain perioid of time costs more than just saying "Fuck it, make half of it in modern time".

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>>81072984

>and severed penises nailed to walls

>>81076243

There was only one dick that was put on the wall.

Best part of the book is the part where one guy escapes from a murderer through a shit filled out house.

>>81075070
There's a creature known as Dandelo camping near the final stretch to the Dark Tower that poses as a comedian to feed on laughter. After being shot to death it's final convulsion begin to form into what looks like a clown, suggesting it to be an offspring of IT that managed to get into Rolan'ds world.

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>>81073851
Wait WHAT THE FUUCK

WHY AM I JUST NOW FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS SHIT

FUCKING WHY

>>81076591
New, apparently.

>>81075780

I.e.

We want to cash in on that Stranger Things show.

(although I think Funkynigga had always planned for it to be 80's)

>>81076591

Because it's a disaster and the studio is shitting their pants.

It's out in 4 months and all anyone has seen of it is a terrible bootleg trailer they did their best to scrub from the internet and a reel shown to cinema chain owners which got..."mixed"...responses.

>>81076591

Is that Clint Eastwood?

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>>81076591
It's been known for almost a year, I think?
Still.
SWING OUT FUCKING CYLINDERS ON WHAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A SINGLE ACTION ARMY!!
FUCKING COCKSUCKERS!
And with all the story changes, I don't think it will be any good.
>Jake's father dies a hero during 9/11 and Jake is devastated, whereas he hated his father in the series
>dreams about the towers and roland, none of the previous death timeline bullshit, he just has fucking dreams about it for no reason
>no clint eastwood look alike
>set in MODERN FUCKING TIMES
Fuckers.

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The only possible reason I'd see It

>>81076677
It's a portrait of a character in a book series that's somewhat based on Clint Eastwood, and on the left is the actor to play him in the upcoming movie.

>>81076707
It's really funny because 9/11 was to happen shortly after the events of the Dark Tower, and was the event that destroyed the evil wizard's glass, known as Black Thirteen

>>81076591

Can't find the bootleg trailer anywhere streaming.

Closest I can do is this;

https://imgur.com/gallery/mZhr1wy

Here's a review of the big exhibitors screening they did a couple of days ago;

>The doorways between Keystone Earth (which is where we are) and Mid-World (which is where Roland is) are literal doors in the book, a great fantasy image of a doorframe floating in mid air, which is what excited me so much when I saw the 1919 door early in the presentation. In the actual footage from the movie, though, they look like Stargate SG-1 portals, triangular-shaped metal tech rippling with energy that allow someone to pass between worlds.

>I have no idea what to make of Matthew McConaughey's The Man In Black. He's playing it reaaaaaaaaalllll big, which I both appreciate and am really nervous about. He also seems to have Jedi powers, inexplicably. There were a few battles between him and Roland we saw glimpses of where he was literally force-throwing objects at Roland as the gunslinger fired at him.

>There was another scene where he's taunting Roland in the woods somewhere and says “The war is over, Gunslinger. You're trying to save the world, but you can't even save yourself” as he's walking away from him. Roland growls out part of his mantra “I do not kill with my gun, I kill with my heart” and he takes aim at the man calmly walking away, pulls the trigger and fires. Without looking back, the Man In Black's hand reaches back and grabs the bullet mid-air before it hits his skull and, not missing a step, he says “The tower will fall, Roland” with a smile.

>>81076821

>All the action scenes felt weirdly Matrix-y. Roland's speed reloads were shown two different ways, neither were all that great (but the effects for both were still rough). The first was that his belt was lined with fully loaded cylinders that he could just slap his gun against and reload and the second was him dropping six bullets into open cylinders in the middle of a gunfight and they each perfectly fell into place, which is more in line with the book.

>Again, not something I necessarily would get caught up on if the world around him felt right, but another little bit of weirdness that has moved my personal needle on this adaption from cautiously optimistic to “Man, I don't know, guys...”

>During this raid, a bundled up bad guy grabs Jake and Roland is desperately looking for him. He stops in his tracks, all manner of chaos going on around him, and he focuses. The sound drops as he concentrates. He focuses in on a piece of metal clanging against another piece of metal somewhere in the camp. He turns his head, refocusing, this time on a drop of blood plopping into a bloody puddle from a dead finger. He shifts focus again and we hear the rustling of the person that grabbed the boy, hurriedly running away.

>Roland lifts his gun up, slowly, and aims it to his left. He doesn't look at where he's aiming. It's many seconds until he pulls the trigger but when he does the bullet rips through clothing hanging on a line, past dwellings and then right into the head of the guy running away with Jake, both falling to the ground.

>It's a neat moment that is not really at all like what he does in the books, but feels right.

>I hope my nervousness surrounding this footage is unfounded and let me tell you that there'll be no one happier than me if I leave that theater at the end of July with a big ol' grin on my face

>>81076731
That shit will never be in an IT movie.

Its also highly unnecessary and only panders to King's weird ass fucking fetishes like the one book where a cop rapes a little boy trying to return a book.

Fucking pointless bullshit for the sake of it.

>>81076889
>the one book where a cop rapes a little boy trying to return a book

I fapped to that

>>81059726
so, will Patrick Hockstetter be in the movie? the psycho kid who put animals in the fridge in the junkyard

>you'll float too
>you'll float too
>YOULL FLOAT TOO
*Clown screams in horror movie*

No!

>>81076989
NOT THE OOGA BOOGA RUN NOOOO

>>81076867
>that his belt was lined with fully loaded cylinders that he could just slap his gun against and reload
>slap his gun against
Fucking Hollywood action, needing fucking fast bullshit.
>dropping six bullets into open cylinders in the middle of a gunfight and they each perfectly fell into place, which is more in line with the book.
Where in the fuck was this in the book?

>>81073851
Another anon pointed this out, but where is his hat? You'd imagine a cowboy in a "western" film would wear a hat, ESPECIALLY IN THE DESERT!

>>81077013
How else is a clown going to run, you fucking moron?

>>81077103
are clowns legally bound to run like that?

>>81077103
>defending this

>>81077058
Black people can't get sunburnt.
But more serious, maybe the hat wouldn't match the outfit, I don't remember seeing a hat in any of the pictures.
Also, I think the book mentioned that he lost his hat when they were describing him
>His shirt, the no-color of rain or duct, was open at the throat, with a rawhide thong dangling loosely in handpunched eyelets. His hat was gone. So was the horn he once carried

in an industry where effortless capeshit makes millions of dollars and game of the thrones is a popular show, it's really not that shocking that people can be hyped for this blatant trash

>>81077103

I assume they run like every other human, only wearing face paint and big shoes.

I can't find any videos of native clowns in their natural habitats running like a cross between a spider and a J-Horror cliche.

>>81077215

I think it's great that new generations never have to risk enjoying something new that older generations haven't already vetted for it's commercial viability.

>>81077103
Don't worry anon. They're just pretending to be autistic morons. "Waaaaah he isn't silly enough" "waaaaah he is too silly!" Don't mind these knuckleheads.

>people think thing looks good
>"how dare people like it!"
>"shills! shills!"

>>81077449
>too silly for a horror movie
>autism

>>81077016

It's not exactly described as that, but it does mention how stupid fast he loads his guns one handed, and that it's eerie as fuck.

SO it's not spelled out like that, but it would sort of fit a little better than the speedloader bullshit.

>>81077384
>running like a cross between a spider and a J-Horror cliche
Have you even seen the trailer?

>>81077384
>like a cross between a spider and a J-Horror cliche.
Nope. He runs whimsical like he's knows he's a CLOWN or something.

>people mad about a remake or reboot
>original wasn't even good
Aside from Curry's performance, the original IT was shit. Bad movies are the movies that should be getting remakes. Not saying it will be good but still.

I can't even say if the book was good because its 1000 pages of of deranged coke fueled nonsense

>>81077462
>>people think thing looks good

No one in their right mind could think this looks good.

>>81077652
you need to read more if you think IT is deranged nonsense, coke fueled sure.

>>81077514
I know it's supposed to be a trick, but it wouldn't have been more impressive had it been a single action revolver with its typical loading procedure.
But since this revolver has a swing out cylinder in the movie, it seems to me more like a action movie gimmick, rather than some amazing reloading trick on Roland's part.

>>81077384
>I assume they run like every other human, only wearing face paint and big shoes

Go to a rodeo someday. They don't just dress different they put on a whole act. It only do they move funny but they talk funny too. Are you a poorly programmed AI? You're giving me the heebie jeebies.

>>81077652
>can't even say if the book was good because my ADD won't let me sit still long enough to read 1000 pages of of deranged coke fueled nonsense

FTFY stop being a plebe.

>/tv/ too LITERALLY retarded to get that the goofy running and screaming is a junji ito reference
plens i tell ya

Is the gangbang confirmed yet? Thats all I care about

>>81077901
This balloon! It was made for me!

>>81059726
do you think people get paid to post here?

>Watch trailer
>boys club
>All the men look like boys numales
>Literally added a girl so the feminists wouldn't get up them. (it's a mens club, why in fuck is a girl there?)
>Looks almost like a straight for straight shot for shot adaption of the original.

So they just took It and made it fucking liberal and gay looking. Wow so amazing. Fuck modern Hollywood sucks ass.

>>81077058
Stringer Bell is the black Robert Downey Jr.

>muh face

>>81060000
never seen a get ignored so hard

hi lelddit

>>81078011
Nice try.

>>81059726
Wait, it is?

I'm convinced Stephen King is an abusive pedophile and IT is a representation of his fucked up desires.

>>81077576

Yes. It's the final shot in the trailer. The stinger.

You should watch it.

>>81077813

To be fair, it would have probably been impossible to have him reload an SAA lightning fast with one hand in the movie, not without some CGI bullshit anyway.

I spose this at least is a bit of middle ground.

>>81059726

>people pretend the original it was good

i remember watching it a while back. it turned out to be shit

>>81078287
Then you would know you are talking out of your ass.

What's the reading order for the dark tower related stuff? Read a few orders but they're all different.

>>81067523
>we haven't even seen Skarsgard actually talking yet outside of *autistic schreeching*
That's kinda my main problem with it. Pennywise is supposed to be seductive and charismatic in that first scene.

>>81059726
You're surprised? This movie was behind the creepy clown phenomenon/marketing campaign from last year where people were played to dress as clowns and freak people out. Shilling on a message board in nothing.

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>>81059726
>False flag shilling the thread.
Yeah tell us more about OP

>>81060334

1. movie isn't out yet
2. it's two movies
3. you are an idiot
4. 4.

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>>81059726
>being this new and not knowing about the drider vs spider wars

>>81061609
>dat voice for pennywise
pure sex

>>81073801
Is this one's gonna have the girl's gangbang?

>>81073903
King couln't even copy D&D rigth fucking lel

>>81059726
It looks like your run of the mill horror movie we see so much today, who gives a shit.

>>81077936

no way it's going to happen unless they move it to part 2