>tfw Superbad came out 10 years ago

I fucked an underage girl while watching it, thanks Cera I owe you a few.

>>81058666
>tfw superbad still pwns

>>81058698
was it with your sister at a private screening at Cera's house?

>>81058728
No, some 16yo girl I had just met, at her mom's house.

>>81058768

Then what's Cera got to do with it?

>>81058806
I knew she liked him a lot so I brought my laptop with a bunch of his movies. We fucked to Superbad and then to Scott Pilgrim, and also shortly after watching Juno, and then we just fucked for no reason.

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>>81058666
Oh, Evan! Thank you so much for bringing that lube for my pussy! I could never handle your fucking four-inch dick inside my pussy without your gigantic bottle of LUBE!

Then again, now that I think about it we also fucked to Harold and Kumar go to White Castle and the Guantanamo Bay sequel so I guess Cera didn't have that much to do with it in the first place, I'm just a fucking stud probably.

>>81058907
You're really cool anon

>>81058857

>She liked him a lot


She had good taste then. Cera a cute.

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>>81058907
whoa dude!

Post your most used quotes lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZo-du0BrsY

>Hey..who's THAT guy?
>Fuck me right?
>People don't forget

>>81059596

>those little voice cracks

>>81059596
>Fa sho. I'm gettin' that fa sho.

>>81058698
Me too, Iost my virginity after that movie.

Well I was 21 she was 18.

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>>81059596
>I got to catch a glimpse of those warlocks

Post emma

>>81059725
I know you mean Emma Stone but wtf ever happened to the girl who played Emma?

>>81059697
This is the best line. Every time I watch this, I remind myself to incorporate that line into my vocabulary but I never use it.

>>81059856

There was an Emma in Superbad?

>>81059856
you mean the chick who played Becca?
She's been in a few things, most notably 1600 Penn where she plays the President's daughter iirc
also named Becca

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>>81059596
>you familiar with Yoda? From ah attack of the clones?

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>>81058666
"Don't do it kid."

>>81058666
It seems really dated, especially the way michael cera is dressed in the movie.

>>81060635

I never had a choice

>>81058666
what are some GOAT movies like Superbad

>>81060635
>>81060703
YOU FUCKING KILLED HER!

>>81058666
Liking this (((schlock))) tells me you're some dumbfuck normalfag who belongs on Facebook or reddit.

>>81059596
So Jesse wanted me to tell you you're a fucking faggot and you're not invited to his grad party.

>>81059596
>love that stuff. Been drinking it for years. I heard they recently added more HOPS to it

>>81060813

>implying this isn't literally 4chan: The Movie


Fucking retard.

>>81058666

WE'RE YOU VIOLATING THAT GIRL? THAT YOUNG GIRL? DID YOU JUST VIOLATE HER WITH YOUR PENIS?

>>81058666
Chika chika yeah fake id fake id uh

>>81058866
>buzzfeed gif

leave

>>81060813
>obese loser tries to get hot chick drunk to hook up with her
This is literally, literally 4chan. I can't imagine how you function day to day being this contrarian.

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>>81060635
>ywn have an old woman ask you if she can buy alcohol to fuck Emma Stone

Any time I read/hear don't do it I think of Aunt Diane.

>>81060908
>... sir, did you do this?


God I remember sneaking into this movie in 7th grade with my friends.. where does the time go ?

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Who was in the wrong here?

>>81059596
>Mom's making a pubic salad

I also imitate that motion where he pretends to jacks off into the cup and drinks it

>>81058666
I was thin, i had friends, i had a cool job with friends...now all is lost...
meh af movie thou

>>81061114
>they're just detergent man
>yeah, what are you doing with them?

honestly Jonas had it coming to him

>>81061114
>tfw no deleted scene where Jonah has to explain to Cera's dad why there is blood on his pants

>>81061114
the woman

>>81061114

The girl who got her period blood all over Seth's fucking jeans.

Miroki for best minor character.

>>81061114
The fiancee.

Guy was overreacting hard. It's just some dude dancing with her. He should be mad at her for grinding on some fat dude's knee.

>>81058768
How old were you?

>>81058698
Me too, she was 14 and I was 18.

>>81061241
When he's tying cera's apron and he says "cmon I'm getting impatient up here"

Is so cute...... michael cera will never be your super cute highschool nerdy friend who drunkenly admits he loves you (in a hetero way)

Why even live

>>81061305
37

>>81061311

I DIDN'T ASK FOR THESE FEELS! He wouldn't even swear in public until this movie. Isn't he just so cute?

>>81061114
Seth shouldn't have been stealing beer, but the yellow shirt guy was clearly in the wrong for overreacting like he did. It's not Seth's fault that some bitch he doesn't know used his pants as maxipad.

>>81059596
>Yeah, well, at least you got to suck your dad's dick

>>81061405
Props.

>>81061485

What did he mean by this?

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>>81058666
"Oh no, it's the cops!"

>>81061856

Why was Officer Slater such a qt?

>>81058666
i saw it when i was 15
i expected it to be a shitty generic teen sex comedy
i found it hilarious

oh how time flies

Don't make this weird.

Sing.

>>81062067
BA

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>>81058666
I thought pic related was better. Shame it hardly ever gets mentioned in here.

>>81062264
Hilarious movie, but I don't see how it's comparable to superbad. Totally different style of movie

Post emma

Fucking Halarious. Everything in a comedy which that can be a comedy in is in this movie and it is fucking great, Five stars. The cops are cool and the jokes are funny. THe story is very relateable for anyone that goes to school. This is a classic movie. The music is great. They use Panama by Van Halen in one scene. That is a classic rock song that not many people my age know but it is good. When the cip says he met a guy named Fuck i almost peed myself. Thats how funny this movie is. It makes you pee.

SB is such kino.

Used to watch that and Borat with my friends all the time.

>>81062495

Contrician faggots are not welcome in this thread.

>>81062898
she's a slut

>>81062898

Uh... I-it's 10:33...heh...

>>81063266
What?

>>81063340
*turns 360 degrees and walks away*

>>81058666
ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH
BIG AND BAD ENOUGH
ARE YOU GONNA LET EM SHOOT YOU DOWWWWN?
Soundtrack doesn't get nearly enough credit

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All time favorite movie...
I own special edition 2 disc dvd and the special steel book blu ray. And all 3 pop figures...

I like how eminem sampled this movie in one of his song

>marshall mathers, eminem, the rapper, eminem

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ENJOY FUCKING JULES

>>81064136

This.


>>81064213

>3 pop figures


I don't believe you.

>>81064442
I WILL!

>>81060744
there aren't. superbad is unique.

WTF now I want to watch Superbad

fuck this movie is GOAT, it's funny af but it also makes me miss my high school days

>>81059596
Yeah I met my first wife at this bar. She was a whore though. Like an actual whore. She was a prostitute.

>>81063266
Oh god that shit killed me. And hit way too close to home.

>>81060990
read it in his voice

>>81059596
>I can't believe this is happening again

For some reason that line always gets me

>>81065028
Context? Every line in the thread I can see the scene clearly except for this one

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>>81058698
:^)

>>81065994

You can't get someone arrested for something they did years ago.

>>81064607
>>81064549

Was it the last great teen movie, or what?

I remember being the only one I knew that had a hard in for Jules while everyone wanted becca. Jokes in them now.

>>81065994
I molested my 12yo sister when I was 19

>>81066696
Hard on*

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>>81066442

>>81066696

They only wanted Becca because she has her tits out all the time. If she had them covered up then everyone would know that Jules is truly best girl.

>>81059596

Sooooooooooo you guys on myspace?

>>81058666

>"I'm feelin crazy", uh, I said that.

>>81065848

I think the girl from Carnivale says it after he calls her out for bleeding on him, but I'm not sure. Or wait, it's probably said by the cops after they hit Seth when McLovin is in the car.

>>81059534
underrated post

>>81067290
where is the rating? are there upvotes here too?

My friends and I watched this together in like Freshman or Sophomore year of high school in one of their barns behind their house. One of my fondest memories of high school.

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>>81059863
>the way they start sprinting after her

*snorts coke*

WAH WAH

>>81059596
>you gonna party tonight?

>>81067138
Second one

>>81060635
>good luck fucking jewels!

The whole fantasy sequence was so perfect, most kids would just imagine that in their head.

>>81067532
hope piggy can run

>>81063504
>he just fucking walks away

Goddamn that gets me every time.

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>So I gotta sit here and eat dessert alone like I'm fucking Steven Glansberg?
I don't know why it always cracks me up

>>81067890
Another realistic part of the movie was them saying their classmates names all the time. I don't realize how much I did/do it until I am reminiscing with friends from HS.

>>81059596
>oh my God it's in

I barely stopped myself from quoting that when I lost my virginity

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>still haven't seen it

Feels good newfags

>>81068421

The way the cops just charge in after he said that is fucking hilarious

>>81060635
That dream sequence always gets me

>>81066726
same

>>81059596
>yeah yeah Seth I'm really gonna miss your uh kneeslappers when me and Evan are at Dartmouth next year

>>81059596

Ya see, the funny thing about my back Jules is that it's located on my cock.

I'm not willing to accept 2007 was 10 years ago. Get fucked.

>>81060813
>Group of rejects
>Only liked because they bring booze
>The people at the party don't even know who Seth is even tho he brought the booze
>Ends with a semi-homoerotic moment with Seth and Evan
Explain how this is not 4chan

>>81061121
And I need some Seth's Own Dressing.

>>81072103

She's DTF, dude. She's down to fuck. P in Vagee! She wants to FUCK, MAN!

>>81059596
>OWWW what the SHIT was that
Try to do it in a really high squeeky voice too

>Loooook at those nipples. They're like little baby toes.

>>81058666

theseeyeshaveseenalotoflovebutthey'renevergonnaseeanotheronelikeIhadwithyou

>>81058698
>admitting to a felony on a non-anonymous imageboard
Enjoy prison

>>81061660
His dad had sex with his mom while she was pregnant with him. Babies are technically upside down in the womb, so every time his dad thrusted, it went into the baby's mouth.

>>81058666
7 dollars? What the fuck man this isn't enough, what are you six years old?

>>81058698
Was she making a pubey salad and needed Seth's own dressing?

>>81058666
>you don't wanna ride the bus anyway
>buses smell like piss generally you know why?
>why
>people piss on it

>>81060939
>>81061019
>>81072037
because its unfunny and jewish
Just like reddit
I remember all the nigger kids had mcluvin shirts, grow up fags

>>81060635
Is that Paul Blart in the back?

>>81059596
>it was between either that and Muhammad
>why on earth would it be between that and Muhammad? why not just pick a common name
>Muhammad is the most common name on the planet, read a book for once

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What are you looking at /tv/?

>>81067890
to this day whenever I eat by myself I am reminded of this scene, and this person

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What did he mean by this?

>>81073863
>tfw actually acted out Seth's reaction when I got caught doing the same thing once

>>81073628
You know that regardless of what pol tells you, you don't have to hate everything that had a jew involved, right?

>>81060813
Hello plebbit

You aren't fitting in

>you want a line of cocaine?
>no way man
>YEEEEEAaaaahhhh

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Are you crying, /tv/?

HOLD HIM JIMMY'S BROTHER HOLD HIM

>>81073949
I do hate it because this movie helps undermine & subvert morals. DUDE DRINKING AND FUCKING LMAO X-D
/pol/ has been gay reddit shit ever since the election, and i used it to supplement my views, not to formulate them.

Fuckin, calm down, Greg - it's soccer. It's soccer.

>>81073949
Isnt this movie the reason why Jonah Hill (feldstein) had a career anyway? I recall Seth Rogen specifically scouting for young jewish boys, hill & mintz-plasse

>>81058666
https://youtu.be/UOBuOmOAI6c

>>81074187
Funny cause Seth is only a year older than Jonah

>>81074124
Cringe

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>>81074296
Sorry my mistake, but plasse you cant deny

>>81074328
Reddit buzzword
Say "embarrassing" or something you dumb hedonist

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>Mintz-Plasse was only 17 at the time of filming Superbad, and as a result, his mother was required to be present on set during his sex scene

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Nothing hits more than watching Superbad.
It's the ultimate HS loser movie desu
Why can't we go back in time

This movie simultaneously managed to be fantastic while ushering in the era of awful Judd Apatow-funded films.

>>81072589
She wants my dick in or around her mouth!

>>81074504
Same thing happened when they were filming the scene from American Pie where Finch fucks Stifler's mom

>>81074124
>undermine & subvert morals

da fuck? Do you know what website you are on?

Post emma

> These eyes cry every night for you

> These eyes cry every night for you

>>81061305
28

>>81060635
*teleports behind you

>>81075207
It gets a little more depressing ever time I watch it. When I caught it on t.v. last weekend, it really hit me how much of a difference a decade makes.

>>81065994
>1480740068365.png
are you even trying?

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>>81061114
Who the fuck gets mad at a guy because their fiance dances with the guy at his own house party? If it gets you mad, then you shouldn't have let your fiance attend an event where people dance, let alone get engaged with a dumb bitch who can't handle a drink without getting horny.

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>>81063266
>>81064774

>>81074487
Cringe

>>81067890
Literally me at lunch in HS

>>81073941
>Seth
You mean Evan (Cera)

>>81058666
>go out there and check on him
>fuUUUCK that
>>81059596
>don't be a hero tonight guys
And
>PUSSY ON THE PAVEMENT FELLAS

>>81059596
DRITDA, WITH DA PICTURE, RADADADADITDA

>>81060813
Fuck off cunt this movie came out my freshman year of high school and I literally had two superbad like parties in my house during this time

>>81081913
PRETEND HES YA LITTLE SISTA

One small bottle of spermicidal lube.

>>81058857

cool story bro

>I'm so wet
>yeah they said that would happen in health

>you have such a smooth cock
>thank you you would too if you were a man