The Expanse

first for drummer is the best girl in the history of all girls

>>81054855
I want her to beat me up and sit on my face.

>>81055310
Why are all belters degenerates ?

>>81055375
they were all born and raised in space ghettos

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So you wanna tell me one mindless husk overpowered 14 highly trained marines ?

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T minus ???

>>81056134
4h 51m

The show is garbage now. Fuck SyFy and their pandering trash.

>>81056078

Well if bobbie is the best mars had to offer, and she's a blubbering out of shape mongoloid then it should have been easy for them.

>>81056183
Huh? I haven't really detected any major shifts in the tone of the show as it's gone on.

Does anyone know any 1080p source that actually gets posted Wednesday nights? All the torrents and megas I find are always Thursday afternoon.

>>81056078
I think in the books it's more than one of them. The marines also had a big combat mech that gets destroyed by them too

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2x10 "Cascade"
>Holden leads his crew through the war-torn and failing station on Ganymede. Errinwright and Avasarala have a confrontation that changes their relationship forever, and Bobbie discovers a side of Earth that shakes her basic understanding of her enemy.

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>>81056211
d-delet...

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They need to hurry up and nuke the belt.

>tfw no 7 foot tall skinny belter gf.

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>>81055403
>tycho
>ganymede
>ghetto
>>81054826
miller will be killed by holden
>>81056314
that's fucking retarded senpai , bobbie was never 'earth is the enemy' she made one semi-anti-earther remark to some dude while patrolling ganymede and mostly martian marines were gossiping about the earth ones and giving them nicknames , they had no animosity towards them.

>>81054826
No, unfortunately pampaw is dead as is the ayyy/asian girl he molested for no reason.

>>81056710
Hopefully our sky is not too bright for your Martian bitch eyes.

>>81056848
its mostly agoraphobia of wide open spaces for martians , not the gravity\light . bobby loses her shit the moment she realizes she's outside without a dome\suit over her and a UN guard roasts her for being BTFO by the atmosphere.

>>81057129
Its probably a combination of it all.

Constant dragging gravity, a constant very bright light. Open spaces without a suit or dome. Combine that with the stress of being there in the first place.

Does anyone mind if I post my usual copypasta in here? Or should I give it a break for this thread?

>>81056710
>belters the shortest
wut

>>81054826
Hes been hitting dat ass since day one :vvvvv

>>81058332
Im hungry

>>81055375
Belters are space niggers
>DE ERTERS BE OPPRESSIN US N SHEEIT

>>81059123

There are at least 9 books written or planned. You think Syfy wlll allow a show to go on that long?

Don't even bother getting invested.

Even when it was SciFi, the longest shows ever ran for was 4 seasons.

Hope you faggots enjoy reading.

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They need to do it to Phobos next.

>>81057129
Really? I used to mow the lawn in a football stadium. I would assume they have even larger enclosed spaces, spaces big enough that you wouldn't have agoraphobia.

oy, I've never watched this show
sell me on it
gimme your best memes

>>81059693
read
>>81059245

>>81059245
Netflix will pick it up

>>81059693
its the most kino sci fi show in a long time

the acting is kind of meh but everything else in the show makes up for some meh acting

>>81059803
LOL Fuck off I'm sick of seeing this argument. Nobody is picking this shit up.

Can't wait to see the artwork on the 3 season boxset

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I stopped watching this somewhere in the 2nd season. Can anyone tell me which episode it was? Must have been a very bland filler.

>>81060247
>Can anyone tell me which episode it was?

what was?

>>81060247
the empire did nothing wrong

Are the books worth reading?

>>81061002
You'll have no choice once the show is cancelled.

Hope you enjoy reading faggot.

>>81061052
Didn't it get renewed for a third season?

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>>81061122
Irrelevant

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stream wherer?

>thread dies an hour before airing
nice """""""""show"""""""""" you got here faggots

>>81062434
Stop, they're a bunch of sensitive faggots, I'll still be memeing about the pathetic viewership decades after its cancelled after season 3

ITT one guy talks with himself

Is Naomi + Holden the most forced romance ever? The scene where they told Amos and the streetpooper pilot that they were banging was liquid cringe

>>81062684
could you repeat that in english?

>>81062684
Smashing that fat ass ain't forced at all.

>>81062684
it is pretty forced yeah
but not seeing how the disclosure was cringe

>>81055375
Dirtsider morals ain't got no jam in the cosmos.

>>81059618
You grew up in a world where you didn't HAVE to have a barrier between you and the space around you. It's distinctly different when all you've ever known is that without walls and barriers you would just die. Anywhere open-air would be terrifying regardless of the size of the location, and a giant dome is still a dome.

>>81062684
It's absolutely forced, even in the books. Holden chased the pussy like it's duty to.

>>81056183
Hell are you talking about, season 2 is much better than series 1.

Regretfully Miller is gone, but that doesn't change this.

>>81056211
Kek
Why don't they have Doom Guy?
>.>
<.<

>>81062430
Your DVR after setting it to record from cable.

>>81063378
I think you're just a bitch.

>>81064071
im not a cuck

>>81059893
>Netflix
Netflix on the boxset

>>81061002
I read them a while ago and thought they were solid hard scifi space opera. They drag a little and they do that stupid jumping between characters each chapter that asoiaf does. I haven't read last years one. The world building is pretty great too, even if they do gloss over historic stuff.

This show is dead even on /tv/

wow

>>81059195
WE

>>81062430
You could try it right now but I don't think I'll stream it. Someone else check the quality for me.

http://lets.rabb.it/886j/UNM2ioAoVB

nice poomunity you have here

>>81066590
wat

>we'll try to use our imagination

Fuckin Amos

Is this the final episode?

>>81066722
No

I really hate their fucking shit ass space iphones, dumbest ever

Okay science bitches. Disregard that gravitational differences, the different composition of the air, all of that bullshit.

Would having a different horizon throw you for a loop? If that was the only difference?

THICC

Alright guys I fixed the stream. Should not be as laggy.

http://lets.rabb.it/886j/FJP4YJDpVB

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>I didn't have enough chicken

Martian fucking shits.

Wew Bobbie tight and thicc as fuck

T H I Q Q

HOT DAMN

Godamn Amos. You da man

>>81067196
earthers are shit. they are the cancer of the solar system.

Bobbie looking better and better out of her uniform

>>81067427
Hehehe, nice one Martian wagie. Have fun never having a breatheable atmosphere or magnetic field :^) Have fun never having a real ocean, have fun always been little Martian weaklings. Your average fat basic NEET is stronger than your toughest Martian """""marines.""""" You mad we get to live as eternal NEETs for free? Don't mind all the debris we created around your planet now, you gotta clean that up wagie :^)

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>tfw don't have enough chicken

OI CUNT TELL ME WERR DA OCEAN IS

Why is Bobbie suddenly so fucking cute?

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>>81067560
say that to my face in zero gravity and see what happens faggot

Do all black people look alike, or does this guy she's talking too look EXACTLY like Miller's friend on Eros that Amos shot dead last season?

>>81067788
No he doesn't. Not at all

Earth is a shithole.

>>81067730
Space murreen armor is ugly.

>he was a ghost all along

Why does Drummer get cuter and cuter each episode

WHATEVEH AYE GODDALIKE

>>81066878
Probably for normal marsers but not for ones who train in space and on the surface.

>>81066049
No it isn't, why would say that?

>>81067967
Not him, thread is slow as fuck tonight though.

>>81067516
I know, she's curvy as fuck. I never noticed before.

Is she Thai?

>>81068052
Samoan I think

>>81068052
>>81068089
From New Zealand of Samoan descent

>>81067887
Any marines that join THAT Facebook group will be punished accordingly.

>>81068128
>>81068089
>Samoan
Kek that explains the thicc, I bet her family thinks she is anorexic.

Wet thicc time?

>the Rock and Adams team up and have a Samoan action movie together

I'd watch it

>>81061122
Canadian made show. So it'll be funded for four seasons. Subsidies are always slated to expire after that. Probably cancelled then unless it gets some Netflix/Amazon love.

>>81068516
Orphan Black got five seasons

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>see people discussing this show
>check it out
>get hooked
>binge two seasons
>watched tonight's episode on the TV (barely ever do this)
>keep reading all these cancellation posts

It's another Firefly. Why did I let myself get hooked.

>>81068542
Co-produced with the BBC, so that's a different circumstance. Bong viewers matter for that show.

>>81068595
Nine books already out, so there's always that.

>>81068752
Why does SyFy like cancelling shows so much?

They haven't given a proper run since BSG.

>>81068822
BSG had NBC supporting it, thus decent actors.
Shows are cancelled for monetary reasons. Making it must cost less than the ad revenues it pulls. They cut costs by using canadian subsidies a lot. Canada goes along to show off the technical capabilities of its studios for big budget movies. So no ratings and end of subsidies are what kills the shows, especially if WWE pulls in the same viewers.
Netflix does a better job since it knows WHO is watching (and thus paying subs). That's why something like Hemlock Grove could last so long.

>>81068786
9 planned, 6 out. (7th soon)

>>81068822
>>81069082
They didn't even really give BSG a proper run. I think the showrunner wanted it to go on longer, but Sci-Fi wanted to wrap things up as it was an expensive show.

The writers strike did a lot of damage to many tv shows too, including BSG.

>>81069105
Author is consistently putting them out. Even cancelled his fantasy Dagger and Coin series.

>>81069389
>his

>>81069376
In all honesty, I hated that show, except that one episode, 131 minutes or something.
Get to Kobol
This place is cursed
Do fuckall for seasons
Earth is dead
What about Kobol? No more evil robots on Kobol. It's perfectly livable.
Shitty religious drama posing as scifi.

>>81056078
Bullets go through them

>>81069442
Plebeian detected.

>>81069453
Don't care. Only watched it to see the mysteries wrapped up (which they weren't). And there was no other scifi to watch.
Caprica flaming out in one season tells me I'm not the only one.

>>81068595
Third season is confirmed

>>81068822
Because they hope you faggots enjoy reading

>>81068595
it was just renewed for a third season. netflix is streaming the second season for the non american audience. if sy fy cancels it after the third season there's a good chance netflix will just buy it and make it themselves, they've done it before with shows like the killing.

>>81070403
Hard to say really. Shows like this really don't have much of an audience and likely never will

>tfw you will never have a zero g beer with Alex.

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THICC

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>>81054855
my negger

>>81071780
Shame about the face

>>81069376
There wasn't anywhere else to go with it....everything was wrapped up.

>>81056397
Amazing lips

>>81071558
how is that working, you can't drink out of a can in zero g

New found lust for Draper. She is damn thicc, currently #2 after Drummer.

>>81056314
>Avasarala
does this bitch die or something because I can't really watch the show with her speech impediment making my ears bleed

Expanse characters according to most to least interesting, objectively

>Most interesting, carries the show tier
Chrisjen, Drummer, Bobby
>interesting enough tier
Cotyar, Fred Johnson
>meh not really interesting but okay side characters tier
Amos, Alex
>nobody gives a shit about you, just die already tier
Holden, Nagata

>inb4 the guy who invented the new engine was the one who made first contact with protomolecule, causing this whole thing

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Forget your space waifus, this show better last long enough for us to see the return of spooky proto-Miller. If they can get the actor back, he did seem to really enjoy the role at least.

>>81072735

if the show gets a season 4, she will probably still be around then.

>>81073393

for me this is first episode I actually liked bobbi, mostly because she didn't have to talk much which seems to be her strength.

>holden taking on miller qualities where he would have thrown a bitch fit in season one, for one of his crew working on someone.

>>81071780
she is so thicc man

Miller and Julie come back as force ghosts?

He could get his hat back too

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Why is he so Qt and THICC?

He's the ultimate husbando

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>ANOTHER episode without Drummer

dangerously close to dropped.....

Pretty slow episode. Bobby fell down, hopefully someone can be fucked making a webm of that. Ganymede is fucked which means the belt and mars are going to be more dependant on earth for food fucking dumb OPA gangers, earth has the technical readout of vomit zombie 2.0 but we still don't know what government, if any, is backing protogen. Space beer comes in cans. Amos would be a kindergaten teacher if they let him near children. Errinwright almost cried when he found out mommy already knew all his secrets, heh. Apparently the water on earth is not so fucked as that one guy said.

Mars locking down Ganymede could support the argument they they are trying to hide evidence or that they are trying to investigate.

Garymede belters have even an even more offensive sounding dialect than Ceres belters.

>>81073393
It's not like he's got a lot on his plate, he peaked 10 years ago.

>>81075658
>trusting that smile

>>81076126
a lot of character building and world building. I enjoyed it but it's slow compared to the action from earlier eps when we had so much going on

>>81076126
>which means the belt and mars are going to be more dependant on earth for food
I thought it is only important for the belt. Mars is suppose to be fairly independent.

>>81076723
If you like eating grass.

>>81054826
There's nothing realistic about this show.

What else redeems it? The NBC primetime "Drama"? Does the protagonist still wear a fedora?

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>mfw i hated bobbie and thought she was ugly as hell but in this episode i found her extremely cute

wtf syfy

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>>81076126
>Bobby fell down, hopefully someone can be fucked making a webm of that
Got you, my dude.

>>81077263
>There's nothing realistic about this show.
(You)
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>>81077482
What's realistic about it?

>>81077545

Nobody ever said it was???

>>81077545
Friend, what kind of show do you think it is? People live in space and have sex with aliens!

>>81077602

Oh it's fantasy. I thought somewhere it had science.

>>81077377
cut out hitting the ground and loop this endlessly

>>81054826

>3dpd
>waifu

>>81077619
Oh I'll bite. I thought it was pretty hard scifi, what did you have an issue with? The antigravity on ships? The sounds in space? The ships changing vector without orienting their engines?

>>81077808
People living in space.

There's just no economic activity that would make it a profitable industry. There is no material in the universe worth more than the rocket fuel and vehicle that it takes to get it down.

Also don't they have some magic fusion torch that wouldn't ever work? 9m/s acceleration or some shit?

>>81077909
Yeah, they don't really explain the magic drive except by saying it exploited some previously unknown physical phenomena. Better than waiting years for the story to progress.

By the way the people in the belt are treated it seems it was economically viable, just. It isn't like they are throwing money at it for lulz, they were pinching pennys left right and centre. Presumably there were conditions that occured in this future universe that made mining on earth more expensive. Mars wasn't for the economic return it was to reduce the existential risk of humanity kicking it when earth did.

>>81078088
>Better than waiting years for the story to progress.
A competent writer would have events take place within a realistic framework.

>Presumably there were conditions that occurred in this future universe that made mining on earth more expensive.
The economy would grind to a halt if space resources were the only economical option.

>Mars wasn't for the economic return it was to reduce the existential risk of humanity kicking it when earth did.
What an idiotic assertion. As if Mars would be any more safe if an asteroid hit it.

How are people even living on mars? Magic terraforming? Like the magic that allowed them to spin up ceres without destroying it?

>>81075658
I'd let him infiltrate my secret places, if you know what I mean.

>>81078158
>A competent writer would have events take place within a realistic framework.
But then it wouldn't be a space opera, it would be a western or something.

>The economy would grind to a halt if space resources were the only economical option.
It probably isn't. Not only the cheapest source of resaurces are utilized today, why would it be any different in the future. Industries are made of multiple companies exploiting different stratergies, some of them take advantage of more than just economic leverage to make it worthwhile. Like plotical and social.

>What an idiotic assertion. As if Mars would be any more safe if an asteroid hit it.
Dude... The point is that if an astreroid hit earth and wiped everyone out the would still be a future for the earthlings on mars (maybe they are not up to that point yet in the expanse but they are getting there). Likewise if mars was hit earth would still be fine.

>How are people even living on mars? Magic terraforming? Like the magic that allowed them to spin up ceres without destroying it?
No, they are living in sealed self-contained domes and tunnels. It isn't terraformed yet and isn't going to be for a long long time.

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>>81075658
>ultimate husbando

no he's not

BTFO ayyy, give me back my husbando ;_;

>>81078314
>But then it wouldn't be a space opera, it would be a western or something.
Space Opera and Hard Science Fiction are mutually exclusive terms. Which is it?

>Not only the cheapest source of resaurces are utilized today
Yes they are. What are you referring to?

>Dude... The point is that if an astreroid hit earth and wiped everyone out the would still be a future for the earthlings on mars (maybe they are not up to that point yet in the expanse but they are getting there). Likewise if mars was hit earth would still be fine.

1. It is monumentally cheaper to redirect earth-intercepting asteroids than it is to have a permanent human habitation on mars.

2. If something got through and hit the earth we'll probably be fine because the oceans are great at absorbing everything but planet-killers and the surface is mostly ocean. Mars does not have this luxury, any asteroid hits that and you can kiss any and all colonies goodbye.

3. A GRB would destroy both, so ultimately you're just wasting money on an ineffective romantic scheme.

>No, they are living in sealed self-contained domes and tunnels. It isn't terraformed yet and isn't going to be for a long long time.
So all food has to be grown hydroponically and mars somehow has an economy? Good lord, what is with science fiction and completely ignoring economics for the sake of a hackneyed plot?

It sucks to see that such a highly lauded show is just another rocketpunk anachronism.

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>>81077352

ikr, loose hair does wonders.

could someone post the pics of earth scenes?

>>81062684

Well they're also the two unlikable people in the series so in that regard they're made for each other.

>>81077352
I think the attitude change helped a lot. Hopefully that's part of her character development and she stays that way

>>81078498

also the skin tight outfit

>>81078388
>Space Opera and Hard Science Fiction are mutually exclusive terms. Which is it?
Well I thought "hardness" of scifi was more of a scale but if you say so.

>Yes they are. What are you referring to?
Google frakking dude. That shit is marginal.

> redirect earth-intercepting asteroids
That is just pedantic. I was talking about planet threatening existential threats, extreme global warming, massive ass cancer plagues etc. The whole point is that we don't know what is coming and should diversify our population.

>2.
Absolutely irrelevant.

>3. A GRB
A what?

>So all food has to be grown hydroponically and mars somehow has an economy?
No they aren't up to that point yet. As stated in the show when directly reffering to the progress of the terraforming project, to their continued exploitation of the belt and peace with earth. Once again you are projecting you black and white expectations of the world on everything you see.

Have you heard of the no true scostman argument? Because are are inflicting a textbook case of that on this thread.

>>81062684
Holden was just cruising through life on the cant. He came from a sheltered privileged (really, no memeing) background and is basically going through his college phase in this series. After getting discharged from the military he decided to get away from it all by signing up to a space truck and basically disregarding any non-essential so he could sleep around. Suddenly there is only girl in his life.

>>81078625
>Well I thought "hardness" of scifi was more of a scale but if you say so.
It is. Hard Sci Fi and Space Opera are at opposite ends of the scale. Hard Sci Fi never ignores reality for plot, while space opera never ignores plot for reality.

>Google frakking dude. That shit is marginal.
Yes and we desperately need those resources and it's hard to get them cheaper than fracking can achieve.

>That is just pedantic. I was talking about planet threatening existential threats, extreme global warming, massive ass cancer plagues etc. The whole point is that we don't know what is coming and should diversify our population.
>diversify
Oh jeeze. Well let me break it down for you: You can't stop it. Plagues could happen to both planets via trade, global warming isn't a big deal, etc etc. There is nothing we can do to prevent our inevitable extinction.

>A what?
Gamma Ray Burst.

>No they aren't up to that point yet. As stated in the show when directly reffering to the progress of the terraforming project, to their continued exploitation of the belt and peace with earth.
>peace with earth

How did mars rebel without a food source?

>Have you heard of the no true scostman argument? Because are are inflicting a textbook case of that on this thread.

If you don't want to discuss it anymore, please have the courage to say so.

>>81075658
Based Ashur

>>81078625
Wait, that the oceans provide a buffer against impacts is irrelevant? Fucking how? If mars gets hit by an asteroid it is 100% fucked.

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>>81077641

>>81078752
>Yes and we desperately need those resources and it's hard to get them cheaper than fracking can achieve.
And yet oil rigs are cheaper, bet companies still invest in frakking because it has a marginal benefit. That was my point.

> Plagues could happen to both planets via trade
Yeah it isn't a magic bullet. You realize this is a big part of why eg Elon Musk wan't to get to Mars? It solves some things from wiping out all life, it isn't magic. You should be glad!

>Gamma Ray Burst.
Yeah well to not get wiped out by something like that we would have to span multiple systems. You have to walk before you run.

>How did mars rebel without a food source?
It isn't covered by there is no damage or people butthurt about dead relavitevs so I am assuming it was mostly negotiating backed with posturing and resulting in a divided up belt.

>If you don't want to discuss it anymore, please have the courage to say so.
But it is true! You are saying that because it isn't your perfect ideal scifi show it is rubbish, oh sorry, "rocketpunk anachronism".

>>81078822
Because if you start an extraterrestial colony to protocet against the case where earth is destroyed, an astreroid that doesn't destroy earth is irrelevant.

The situation isn't comparing the relative survivability of asteroid strikes it is saying that if one falls the other can go on.

>>81064375
That's exactly something a faggot would say.

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>>81078839
eehehehehe

>>81078844
>And yet oil rigs are cheaper, bet companies still invest in frakking because it has a marginal benefit. That was my point.
That's flatly wrong. Oil rigs are the most expensive thing you can own and operate.

>Yeah it isn't a magic bullet. You realize this is a big part of why eg Elon Musk wan't to get to Mars? It solves some things from wiping out all life, it isn't magic. You should be glad!
Elon who? The guy who thinks we live in the matrix? You believe him?

>Yeah well to not get wiped out by something like that we would have to span multiple systems. You have to walk before you run.
Which we never will, because again, no economic purpose worth the cost.

>It isn't covered by there is no damage or people butthurt about dead relavitevs so I am assuming it was mostly negotiating backed with posturing and resulting in a divided up belt.
So the author swept it under the rug? Pitiful.

>But it is true! You are saying that because it isn't your perfect ideal scifi show it is rubbish, oh sorry, "rocketpunk anachronism".
Now you're just throwing a fit. If it wants to be in the hard sci-fi genre it has to do certain things that it's not doing. It wouldn't be right to classify the Expanse as Military Fiction, would it? That's not the focus of the show.

Neither is Science. It's speculative fiction (what would happen if magic was invented), aka space opera.

>>81078897
If the goal is to prevent asteroid strikes then with their technology level they should have zero difficulty monitoring all transiting bodies.

They just fly out and adjust the course of any rock on an intercept course. It's really basic shit and would cost a billionth of that of a mars colony. Wouldn't even need a single person living in space.

Putting people in space is prohibitively expensive. Anything that ignores that automatically becomes speculative fiction. Might as well have a dinosaur movie where the T-rex drags its tail and call that realistic.

>>81079011
>it's another gimmick shot meant to tell and not show!

This is not how you direct, this is how you pander to a stupid audience.

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>Draper's fat jiggly Samoan ass in those compression pants

>>81079391

classic amos

>>81056078
Of course, that thing doesn't even have a circulatory system and it can repair itself in seconds. It's also many times stronger than any power armor.

Why is Amos so based?

>>81056078
>Project Caliban
Heh

>>81056078
>capable of self repair
>capable of tearing through ship hull with bare hands
>capable of living in a vacuum

Not hard to believe.

>>81079049
It isn't about preventing asteroid strikes, that is just an example of the class of theat. It is about allowing the life to survive even if the earth dies. And it isn't supposed to be easy.

Sure, things that would kill both mars and earth are still a threat but to prevent that class of incident is at least an order of magnitude more difficult.

How about you stop and think before latching on to the first small minded argument you come up with while half way through reading my post.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_catastrophic_risk#Precautions_and_prevention

Even faggots can't read 9 books.
Give me a 1 sentence summary, I'll read it in 2 days.

>>81072735
>I'm an autistic faggot that has never heard any woman other than my mummy talk and have to be spoon fed flawless characters in everyone of my stories.

>>81079391
>holden's tough guy face while he is restraining is skinny belter waifu

>>81079594
B-But, she is mommy!

>>81079590
Stuff happens sci-fi edition.

>>81079590
GoT in SPAAAAAACE

>>81079690
>>81079654
Any of the books come closer to level of Dune?

>>81079779
The first, 2-4, 5-6, or Kevin Anderson's Expanded Universe?

>>81079391
That dude was pretty hot. I bet he'd be a fun power bottom

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This episode was about as close to Deus Ex as ive seen on tv. So good.

Even better than when VA Jensen was doing his cameos.

The chicken arc could have been right out of Mankind Divided with that apartment.

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>>81078839
>not showing her running away that fat ass

I swear you're all fucking gay. Unless it's white cunny, traps, or mary sues, the entire fucking lot of you couldn't be interested.

I was getting worried, but last two episodes were good again.

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>>81079977
>back to back dubs on draper posting
>kek sees that it is good

>>81080005
Er I fucked that up one sec.

>>81079860
I can feel the fat jumping

>>81079582

Look, i know it serves as a junky backstory to a gimmicky show, but it's patently absurd. You don't protect your house by buying another one. A mars colony would bankrupt the earth's economy in a year.

>>81079590
Books are only 400-500 pages long. You can read that in half a day unless you're a imbecilic glue eating moron.

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>>81080005

>>81077263
>>81077545
>>81078158
So I take it someone told you The Expanse is a 100% scientifically accurate hard science documentary about life 300 years in the future, and you fell for it?
Man, sorry to disappoint you, but this is fiction through and through. I'm sure your autism prevents you from deriving any kind of enjoyment from it though.

>>81080094
Especially these books since they're aimed at a high school reading level and spell every concept out like you're an idiot just waiting for WWE to come on.

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>>81079955
>>81079918
>>81079860
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>>81079977
>those thighs

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>>81080177
Absolutely perfect

>>81080122
>So I take it someone told you The Expanse is a 100% scientifically accurate hard science documentary about life 300 years in the future, and you fell for it?

Yeah, the marketing and the fans told me that.

No of fucking course i didn't fall for it. I could tell from episode 1 that the show was for idiots. The extremely heavy-handed exposition and the sex scene before the first commercial break clued me in that this show was for WWE fans waiting for wrestling to come on.

How anyone praises it still boggles my mind. I knew people could have poor taste, but to glorify this bag of poorly implemented hackneyed space tropes? Jeeze. Read a fucking book. "Earth vs mars" conflict is the most stale setting imaginable at this point, and only a complete idiot would use dark matter for anything practical.

Thicc girl kinda cute this episode. and those amazing eyes.

>>81080211
Nice little touch that the books didn't have. She just... wandered around New Hague.

>>81080219
This. It's just riding on very old coattails. "Belter" is a term from the 70's.

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>>81080154
This is what the first book looks like on my e-reader, and frankly these two pages have more on them than most. I got 15 percent into the book in about a half hour last night when I was already dog shit tired.

Not even 500 pages of this is a joke. Especially compared to a book like the Stand which has so much fucking writing that they had to make the script smaller and cram as much of into pages as possible to prevent the paperback from being 2500 pages long.

>>81080264
Oh wow it's literally formatted like a young adult novel.

Is this the author's first book? This is hilarious.

>>81080219
Let me guess, you've marathoned episode 1 and now you want the thread to tell you what you thought about it? It's like a meme come true.
Come on buddy, you're still wondering whether that one guy has dropped the fedora yet. How am I supposed to take anything you say seriously if you haven't even watched the show?
Also, what's this about dark matter? Oh Jesus, you really are quite the imbecile, I'm almost beginning to think you're trolling.

I don't remember why I ever come back here. Does this board like anything?

>>81080335
>How am I supposed to take anything you say seriously if you haven't even watched the show?
Because it shows that i have taste. Why should i take your opinion seriously if you like this sort of idiot bait?

>Also, what's this about dark matter? Oh Jesus, you really are quite the imbecile, I'm almost beginning to think you're trolling.
Pretty sure i read that later in the books they start using alien tech that includes dark matter FTL drives of some sort.

>>81080219
>>81080335

I should also add, the space physics have been lauded as surprisingly realistic, not the space economics. You may want to work on your reading comprehension before complaining about being mislead.

>>81079074
>tell and not show
>he doesn't say a word the entire scene while staying completely in character for Alex and having the exact kind of fun real astronauts have in zero G

You'll get more jeddy jeddy slash slash in whatever the next fag wars movie is called, go shit up the TFA threads, even the manchildren are even still bothering with them.

>>81066722
Three more

>>81080343
It likes shit.

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>>81080313
Formatting has a lot to do with the e-reader, I'm more interested in trying to show that the length of the books shouldn't intimidate anyone from reading them. The writing isn't bad, I'd put it above Ender's Game. Readable and enjoyable but you're definitely not in danger of your brain hurting.

Again, unless you're a fucking moron.

If you think this is bad formatting you should see the GoT chapters. It cuts out half to entire pages sometimes.

>>81071780
She's cute but this is not how a marine looks or acts at all.

>>81080375
Oh, you've got taste alright; Shit taste. Then again, you still haven't watched the show or read the books, so why should I listen to your baseless assumptions?

>Pretty sure i read that later in the books they start using alien tech that includes dark matter FTL drives of some sort.

It's unexplained alien technology beyond our comprehension. Literally none of it is explained with 'dark matter' or anything of the sort, it's just space magic as far as anyone's concerned.

>>81080464
Read it in PDF and it does not have that spacing issue. I don't know if it's related to the reader tho.

The content is however pretty good. definitely better than more revered scifi like Asimov, Card or Niven. Best hing about it is how it really gets you to understand how a character's mind works.

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>>81068198
<- Frankie Adams used to model lingerie for Bonds when she was in her late teens/early 20s.

Growing up in NZ all of the Maori/Samoan/Tongan/Cook Islander girls I went to school with were all dreading turning 20 because that's the magic date when they'd turn from willowy island babes into landwhales.

>>81072450

If everyone currently on the planet interbred no one would have anything but brown or black hair, brown eyes and brown or dark skin.

Light hair, light eyes and light skin like in this picture? Not happening.

>>81080506
So it's basically bullshit, imagine that in a science-FICTION series, Jesus fuck, I'm thoroughly disgusted.

Stop giving him (You)s tho

>>81070403
Same thing with Longmire. Longmire was cancelled because even though it had like 5 million viewers per week, nearly all of them were in the 45+ age range which is basically worthless to advertisers.

I pirate this show and don't pay for cable or any streaming services but I promise if Netflix picks this up I'll purchase it.

>>81080384
>I should also add, the space physics have been lauded as surprisingly realistic, not the space economics. You may want to work on your reading comprehension before complaining about being mislead.

You mean the gimmicky scenes that are there to pander to the audience?

Who lauded them? Reddit? Other desperate fucks?

>>>81080389
>exact kind of fun real astronauts have in zero G
They do that for show. They don't have time to just goof off.

By the way, they don't show anything special. Just basic shit a high school kid in a physics class would know. Oh wow coriolis effect! Oh wow people in space are in free fall! Oh Wow!

It's for easily impressed "i fucking love science" rejects, like yourself.

>>81080464
Game of Thrones and Ender's game were pretty terrible books that had mass appeal, like a happy meal. Ender's game especially, it definitely felt like a short story stretched to nothingness.

>>81080554
I ain't got syfy in my country so I'm in the same situation as you. Will buy it when Netflix picks it up.

>>81080575
K.

>>81080506
>Then again, you still haven't watched the show or read the books, so why should I listen to your baseless assumptions?
To correct them if they're wrong.

>It's unexplained alien technology beyond our comprehension. Literally none of it is explained with 'dark matter' or anything of the sort, it's just space magic as far as anyone's concerned.
What a lazy author. What a waste of time to read.

>>81080542
Sorry that you read only fantasy in sheep's clothing and have never read a single good book.

>>81080600
>i want to have opinions but i don't want to defend them.

>i'll just hide shamefully.

>>81080526
I always wondered if there was some genetic thing or they just have a culture of eating like shit. Pacific Islanders are the fattest people in the world

>>81080529
In a century or so we'll have such control over the human genome that you'll be able to be any colour combo you want: blue-eyed black, blonde and brown, pale skin with afro, purple with pink spots. 'Race' won't mean shit at that point.

>>81080640
Mhm

>>81080343
I like when you redditors fuck off

>>81080575
You must be fun to be around.

>>81080575
>trying this fucking hard
>still getting (you)s

you guys amaze me

>>81080575
>I watch every episode of this show but it's only for easily impressed science rejects who think drinking beer in zero G is stupid and I'm smart!

And yet here you are on launch day of the newest episode.

Take your whiny bullshit back to your TWD threads. This is the only thing we have right now that is even marginally close to sci fi opera and it's done well, and if you think ANY part of this scene was out of character for the show or Alex himself then you're a philistine.

>gets asshurt over star wars banter

I'm shocked, watching actual sci fi after being raised alone as an autistic manchild conditioned to believe that a bunch of fucking fags petting each other with literal lazer cock is sci fi must be traumatic for your feeble mind and delicate sensitivities.

It's a fucking show, and some of it needs to be fun or it has virtually no chance of being continued. Idiot.

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>That desperate cunt trying to get (you)s

EVERY time one of these people who likes shitting on everything comes into a thread, they get asked what they consider good and it's always the plebbiest thing

>>81080575
>You mean the gimmicky scenes that are there to pander to the audience?

Oh yes, those numerous realistically depicted space scenes are exactly what I'm talking about.

>Who lauded them? Reddit? Other desperate fucks?

Why are you asking me? You're the one who's been reading about it so much, so you should know better than anyone.

>>81080650
It's genetic in that the modern diet fucks them over big time. They were fine on the old staples of the polynesian diet: fish, pig, okra, kumara, and yes, coconuts. They got huge in the first place from all the hardcore canoeing they did to reach the islands - generation after generation of paddling makes for big people. Now that genetic disposition for growing big + a modern fat & sugar laden diet means they go obese pretty damn quick. There are huge diabetes problems amongst polynesians as a whole now.

>>81080343
It likes to complain a lot.

>>81080758
Frankly the only sperg in the thread right now is assblasted that the "science" isn't deep enough which is better than the people complaining about Crisjen (a 70 year old indian character) not speaking in perfect english.

I think the flaw adds to the character, as flawless characters are completely unrelateable.

>>81080687
Oof, the clarion call of the Beta.

>>81080694
I'm not trolling though. Don't be so sensitive.

>>81080695
>And yet here you are on launch day of the newest episode.
Oh that's why this thread is big.

>Take your whiny bullshit back to your TWD threads. This is the only thing we have right now that is even marginally close to sci fi opera and it's done well, and if you think ANY part of this scene was out of character for the show or Alex himself then you're a philistine.
There are countless greater works in the genre and you're limiting yourself to the most dumbed down children's book currently available?

>I'm shocked, watching actual sci fi after being raised alone as an autistic manchild conditioned to believe that a bunch of fucking fags petting each other with literal lazer cock is sci fi must be traumatic for your feeble mind and delicate sensitivities.
Oh man are you trying to be provocative with all that? Jeez homeschooling is a bitch i'm sorry for you.

>It's a fucking show, and some of it needs to be fun or it has virtually no chance of being continued. Idiot.
That's probably why they say television is for idiots?

>>81080765
Thanks for agreeing.

>>81080758
How is that an argument at all?

>>81080825
Why do you get mad at other people's opinions? Do they somehow belittle your own?

>>81080834
I just imagine a foaming at the mouth neckbeard while reading your posts.

>>81080834
>There are countless greater works in the genre

Cite them, so I can destroy you.

>>81080888
Does putting me in a box make the world easier to process? I am just an X and you can file me away with every other X?

>>81080904
How is that an argument?

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>>81080867
>Calling an idiot an idiot for acting like an idiot is anger.

>>81080867
Your "opinions" are terrible and you're too pigheaded to have them changed. Playing the
>lol u mad
card further shows how immature you are. Please sperg out somewhere else thanks

>>81080929
That's what I thought faggot. Guess that argument sounded better in your head.

>countless superior works in the genre
>too scared to name even one

Trolling used to be an art. Now it's literally a bunch of glue eating middle schoolers shitting into their own keyboard.

>>81080947
>using subjective definitions objectively while posting smug reaction faces

Please stop trolling. We're having a discussion.

>>81080929
Well that's what you're doing now isn't it. Anyone that likes this show is a 10 year old redditor. And if you hate this show you're a big boy 4chan man making 300k/year. In the meantime you're so fucking offended over a show not being hard sci-fi. It's a space opera with the laws of physics mostly intact until the spoopy alien shit comes.

Did you expect an intellectual show or book series about realistic life in space?

>>81080957
How is that an argument?

>>81080969
You didn't answer my question. How is lashing out at me a counter-argument?

>>81080867
>Thanks for agreeing.

So you do in fact find the realistic space scenes in the show worthy of praise? Very nice, it's always pleasing to hear such a depressed fellow enjoy something for once.

>>81080989
How is that an argument?

>>81080989
Not the guy you replied to, but I agree as well. Name some of these obviously very superior highly intellectual 100% factual works of scifi literature you mentioned. Because i'm very curious.

>>81080977
>Well that's what you're doing now isn't it. Anyone that likes this show is a 10 year old redditor. And if you hate this show you're a big boy 4chan man making 300k/year. In the meantime you're so fucking offended over a show not being hard sci-fi. It's a space opera with the laws of physics mostly intact until the spoopy alien shit comes.

How have i come across as offended?

>Did you expect an intellectual show or book series about realistic life in space?

Book series yes. TV show? God no, they're for the lowest common denominators, demonstrably.

What, it's unreasonable for a science fiction book to feature science? Pretty sure i've read military fiction that didn't feature wizards, so clearly it's possible to stick to a theme and maintain dramatic tension and interest.

>>81081016
No you didn't address my contentions which means you agreed with them. This is very basic stuff.

>>81081022
Now that's childish.

>>81081023
Yeah i've no expectation of you using that honestly. It's just ammo at this point. You'll attack it baselessly for revenge against my triggering opinions. Be honest at least, come on.

>>81080989
I don't give two birds double teaming a mouses's ass in a move called the rat flying fuck about what you think. You have demonstrated repeatedly that your contrarian opinions are nothing more than totally conspicuous trollbait to get attention from people who actually enjoy this content, which begs the question why you're even here if you don't (oh wait it's because you watch every episode you fucking sperg).

The point is to demonstrate that there in fact ISN'T better options because if there were I would be sharing them because I actually like Sci Fi Opera you inbred hick. Again unless you're a complete waste of sustenance you're already of this and are just an incredibly poor troll because there is no way anyone who is as fucking stupid as you are manages to survive past 12 without accidentally Darwinning themselves.

>autists getting mad at plot enablers in sci-fi

Every time, all my life, thats why i never discuss sci-fi

>>81081078
That's not an argument

>>81081078
>there are so much better works but I'm not going to name them because I'm afraid you'll keep insulting me

Yeah I'm sure that's why. 1/10 troll, thanks for demonstrating that people who criticize the Expanse aren't to be taken seriously. You're doing the show a favor retard.

>>81081030

Well the tv series is very close to the books. So maybe find another thread to shit up then. You don't like either. What did you honestly expect from this? They're not going to make a tv show based around a very fringe interest.

>Yeah i've no expectation of you using that honestly. It's just ammo at this point. You'll attack it baselessly for revenge against my triggering opinions. Be honest at least, come on.

I'm genuinely interested, but if you feel that way then be like that. Now it looks like you're giving up the argument of knowing superior scifi.

>>81081100
What do you hope to achieve by doing that?

>>81081082
>I don't give two birds double teaming a mouses's ass in a move called the rat flying fuck about what you think

Oh my god is this how you actually talk? You're not winston churchill, ffs.

>contrarian opinions
>"I am triggered"

>totally conspicuous trollbait to get attention from people who actually enjoy this content
Everything is not about you, sweetie.

>question why you're even here if you don't (oh wait it's because you watch every episode you fucking sperg).

>scrolling through 4chan
>might as well check /tv/
>oh look an expanse thread i wonder if anything has changed about the show or its audience
>nope
>voice opinion
>haters gonna hate

>The point is to demonstrate that there in fact ISN'T better options because if there were I would be sharing them because I actually like Sci Fi Opera you inbred hick
Did you literally just say that only your opinions are right? My god.

>Again unless you're a complete waste of sustenance you're already of this and are just an incredibly poor troll because there is no way anyone who is as fucking stupid as you are manages to survive past 12 without accidentally Darwinning themselves.
God this shit is gold you can't make it up.

>>81081078
Do you want me to change what you view as gimmicky and what you don't? I'm not here to guide your opinions kid, I'm here to correct your misguided assumptions.

>>81081146
>mocks for being concerned about insults
>proceeds to insult

That's impressive.

>>81081153
>They're not going to make a tv show based around a very fringe interest.

Which is how i knew there wasn't much science in it before i even saw it. I'm sorry that your inability to stay focused while reading has forced you to seek lesser avenues for your entertainment.

>Now it looks like you're giving up the argument of knowing superior scifi.

One should not cast pearls before swine. Bet you've never read that book.

>>81081255

And there we have it, you're just being an asshole for no reason.

>>81081211
>>81081255
He literally typed all that out lol

>>81081243

Got any webms of glowing radiators? Surely the show recognizes heat as the central problem to manned space ventures?

I'd change my tune in a second if this show taught anything significant about space flight.

>>81081211
You've actually convinced me that you're not trolling and actually have some sort of brain defect. When normal people don't like something they just move on to something else. For the nth time can you just leave and never come back please.

>>81081211
>>81081255
I think he just came

>>81081329
>When normal people don't like something they just move on to something else. For the nth time can you just leave and never come back please.

That you cannot see how this applies to you honestly makes me laugh.

>>81081255
>>81081211
>please give me attention the post

>>81081320
No, the immediately obvious realistic aspects are restricted to the stuff you see people talking about: Ship thrust gravity, effects of zero G, life in space in general. When it comes to the Epstein drives and how they're cooled, it's all uncharted territory.

Where did [I REPENT] get that picture of the ayylmao from that the quarian showed Bobbie? I doubt Mao had that himself.

How did Earth get so shit

>>81081699
Basic income

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>Some people deserve to be punished

Could someone do a decent Punished Amos shoop?

>>81081652
It'll be revealed later. The proto'monster' is a result of combining the protomolecule with individuals lacking immune systems.

This is where the Strickland/Meng's daughter story line comes into play.

Evenwright was aware of what Mao was doing and the intel came from him. Evenwright flipped on Mao when he realized that Mao was instigating the Martian/Earth/Belter conflict as a way to field test the protomolecule without drawing too much attention.

>>81081699
Unrestricted population growth, automation, and lack of controlled immigration.

>>81081699
That's what the entirety of the western world will look like if open immigration continues, except more niqabs

>>81081699
Automation and outsourcing work to Belters cause the majority of the population to be unemployed.

>>81081736
So Wright knew about the ayy and didn't say shit to anyone until they got the smoking gun in the mureen? Wot a cunt. I mean, it'd have made sense if Strickland had been experimenting and had developed that thing himself and then told Mao, what doesn't is that Mao cut off Wright a while ago and so Wright shouldn't have access to it... that make any sort of sense?

>>81081699
Donald trump

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>>81081907

>>81081699

Jews, obviously.

>>81081904
He knew about the goal of the research itself not the hows/whens/why. Dresden brought up the non vac suit humanoids when he was confronted at the station so it was clearly a known known.

>>81081904
Errinwright you massive faggot.

>>81075658
>just do that thing you did in Spartacus
>no problemo

>>81056397

Why couldn't the cast a ripped 6'+ amazon instead of this grumpy little girl? Bobbie was physically intimidating because of her size. She literally knew that men either feared her or had amazon fetishes.

Instead we get this little girl with a napoleon complex.

>>81056710
That glorious Earther feel when Bobbie realizes that all the full G training Martian marines do is useless and that they would get their asses wrecked if they tried to invade Earth.

>>81081699
Like others said unrestricted immigration, welfare for immigrants, "charity" that causes a massive population boom in africa. Pretty much everything we're doing now is going to lead that. Except without space travel and any of the nice stuff.

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More space pr0n.

welp one nit-picky snowflake autist ruined a thread, never change /tv/

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>>81082367
Frankie Adams is just under 6 feet tall. There are large polynesian women around but they tend to be as wide as they are tall. Valerie Adams, the NZ shotput world champ, is about 6'3 but she's not an actress and probably also on the anorexic end of the scale as related to polynesians.

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>>81082494
I dont get why they fucked up the size of Ganymede so much. Its obviously not a big thing but also easy to avoid by looking at the Wikipedia article.

Picrelated is the comparison to earth and our moon, which would mean that the entire Ganymede Station is about the size of south africa...

>>81077377
Aunt Bunny fell down the steps

>>81081699
lol at the people blaming immigrants. this isnt an immigration problem its an overpopulation unrestricted birth rate with nothing for all these people to do. you get slums in all cities this is the same. people on earth dont need to work or dont have to work so they dont

New thread:
>>81083044

>elite martian marine warrior
>literally obese
kek she's disgusting