Was the scale wrong?

>>81052800
his recent gain is basically me. how much does he eat? i don't move that much either.

No the black lady just read it wrong

What is this?

>reverse image search suggests "Megabyte"

>>81052836
1 pound = 3,500 calories
James' Weight Gain =158
158 pounds x 3,500 calories = 553,000 calories

2 months since last Doctor Visit.
2 months = 60 Days
553,000 calories / 60 Days = 9,255 Calories

So James ate 9,255 calories each day for the past two months.

When is new episode on and will we watch it on /tv/?

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>>81052800
NURGLE GET YE GONE

>>81054401
>So James ate 9,255 calories each day for the past two months.
No sweetie, he at a daily surplus of 9,255 calories. It took several thousand calories daily just to support his pre-existing 700 lbs.

>>81052800
Yes, Dr. Nowzaradan is an ableist shitlord who doesn't understand that you can be healthy at any size.

>>81054480
http://www.bmi-calculator.net/bmr-calculator/#result

says a sedentary man of 700 pounds needs about 5000 daily.

So that means he was averaging over 14,255 calories daily. Actually more because by the end of the two months his maintenance rate had gone up by another 900 calories.

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>>81052800
>Was the scale wrong?

Nope.

When you eat this many calories literally every single fucking day, you'll gain weight.

Even when you're 700 fucking lbs

>>81052800
Yes. James' own body had begun to exert enough gravitational force that the scale actually underestimated his mass.

>>81054442
I would also like to know

>>81054707
If James were to limit himself to merly 10 of those daily, his weight would dwindle down to 350 lbs.

Pay for his healthcare NOW!

>>81054401
How does he afford it? Food stamps?

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>>81054480
>>81054626
Fuck I forgot he had to eat calories to maintain himself.

So he would stay the same weight at 5,000 calories a day.

Then he adds an additional 9,255 calories. So that's Approximately 14,255 calories a fucking day.

And his caloric maintenance goes even higher when he got over 800 pounds.

Jesus Fucking Christ. Why does he and his dumb bitch wife/gf act surprised when he gained all that weight?

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He just needed to retrain his body from eating cheeseburgers what did no one help him ?

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>>81054626

14k and not 10k...

Better fix it.

>>81054942

>I can eat 10 Quarter Pounders a day and lose weight :^) a LOT of weight

You've left humanity behind at this point

>>81055077
why* did no one help him

>>81055078
He's right a Wendy's Jr Cheeseburger is 320 calories.

http://calorielab.com/restaurants/wendys/jr-
cheeseburger/5/387

320 x 10 = 3,200 calories.

James would still loves weight eating 3,200 calories a day.

Also a quarter pounder isn't actually a quarter of a pound, a pound is 3,500 calories. It's 244 calories.

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>>81054401
>9,255 calories each day
Or about 30 pieces of KFC fried chicken each day.

http://www.foodbeast.com/news/the-1000-calorie-club/

>>81052800
Just fucking shoot him. Why waste resources on people like this?

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>>81055717
He's HU-MAN-BEEEAN ! how could you say this !

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>>81054401
>almost 5 times above the maximum limit per day
>still getting 6 times more calories per day than your average non-poorfag African
is this the true essence of capitalism?

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>>81052800
*holds finger on scale*

is he still alive?

>>81055927
Jejeje reddito meme. A mi tambien me gusta

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>>81056535
sick burn