I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS

>>81049411
*sight* can you fucks go one second without being racist?

you cant break those cuffs

>>81049516
I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS

>>81049538
you can't break those cuffs

>>81049501
Yes because he explicitly said all black people are criminals who have tried to break out of cuffs at least once in their lives.

Which is true of course but he didn't say it.

>>81049571
ARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>81049621
you cant break those cuffs

I always love watching COPS and similar shows if only for criminals' excuses
>Why do you have a gigantic backpack full of weed beside you in your car?
>Oh, uh, um, uh, my friend, he uh, he musta left it in here on da weekend officer
>I can smell it from 20 feet away and you didn't notice it was there?
>Uhhhhhhhh

>>81049667
>I just found this gun officer, I was taking it to the police station!

>>81049411
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQTXawaAKNA

>>81049667
>What are these drugs doing in your jeans?
>Man, these ain't my jeans, they my cousin's.

>i'm just waitin' for a mate

>>81049411
I CAN BREAK THESE DUBS

>>81050026
You cant check those dubs

>>81050049
how about you check these instead

>>81050133
EUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

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>>81050133

>I have no idea why there is a dead hooker in my trunk

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>>81050155

>>81050133
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>81050133

>>81049501
Ummm.... Sweetie can you please not be so F*cking vulgar???....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etyH2OUxVuQ

who was in the wrong here

>>81049889
Man. Do people still use YTMND? Wild.