Any movies where Lucifer turns out to be the good guy?

>>81047109
no exactly a good guy but in constantine the devil actually saves the world

>>81047109
He wasn't a "good guy" in Paradise Lost either, more like a tragic villain. But then again I guess it'd be expected too much that you actually read anything past The Giver in 8th grade and that the whole purpose of this thread is stir up shit

>>81047285
are you talking about the pic?

i got it from google search.

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Lucifer doesn't appear directly in this movie but Death speaks fondly of him as a guy saddled with the enormous responsibility of keeping the souls of the damned imprisoned so the living can be safe, and allows Nic Cage to finish his adventure because "I know for a fact that he would not be amused by the thought of a bunch of inbred cultists sacrificing a baby in his name"

>>81047109
lucifer rising

>>81047109
>>81047285

This.

Why do idiots keep equating "sympathetic villain" or "anti-hero" with "actually the good guy"?

That's not what those terms mean.

>>81047193
Came here to post this. Saves the world and cures cancer.

>>81047109
Debberuman

>>81047536
As expected from /tv/

Constantine

He saves both Constantine's life and the whole world there

>>81047109
>know that god is real and actually has infinite power
>rebel against him

Why was Lucifer so dumb?

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he becomes such a good guy that he starts to make everyone uncomfortable with how friendly and affectionate he is

>>81047109
prophecy. constantine

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>>81047904
>>81047830
>>81047193
>>81047889
Was the plot of the Constantine movie lifted from The Prophecy?

"Gabriel goes apeshit and nearly destroys the world but Lucifer intervenes to save everybody because he values the status quo" seems like a really specific plot

>>81047904
Is the trilogy of prophecy worth watching or only first movie?

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>>81047891
>god has infinite power
>according to god

you're just bluepilled

>>81047891
its like when i was little, i knew my dad was strong as fuck and got beat my little ass, but still when he told me to turn off my n64 and go to sleep, i turned it on the moment he left.

>>81047891
Rebelling against an almigthy creature that rules the world as he wishes sounds like an absolutely based thing to do

i love satan now

>>81047193
>>81047830
Only "saved" the world so he could prevent losing hell to Mammon. Only cured cancer in Constantine to stop him from going to Heaven. That's hardly being a "good guy".

>>81048170
If by "based" you mean "absolutely retarded", then yes, it is.

You should probably kill yourself. It would be based as fuck.

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Nobody watched this show but it had an impressive take on the subject

>every generation, four mortals are given the powers of War, Famine, Pestilence and Death
>seven other mortals are given various magic powers such as telepathy, healing or astral projection to try to stop them
>if the Horsemen defeat the Messengers in any incarnation the world ends
>during each of these struggle periods, Satan is allowed to roam the earth in an intangible form to advise the Horsemen
>he's been subtly undermining and sabotaging each set of new Horsemen and aiding the Messengers every time in order to ensure they fail, preserving the earth so he can continue to indulge in tempting new sinners for eternity

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>>81047891
>God has infinite power
>Allows Lucifer to exist

He knew too much

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>>81048215
>>81047993
DELETE THIS NOW

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>>81048215
>killing your own kid just because he's a prick

>>81047975
the angels are pretty salty with humanity for the kneeling and all the stuff and they are nuclear weapons with a brain so i guess it fits.
also michael is the good loyal son and raphael is the faggot archangel so michael is the one with balls letf to fuck humanity.

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>>81048279
>implying God actually banished lucifer
>implying he didn't leave willingly to create a tropical underground utopia free of worthless morals

>>81048198
You realize how cucked your mindset is ?

coward ass nigga

>>81047891
>Be Lucifer
>My fathers favorite son, respect him and look up to him.
>I am the strongest and smartest of all my brethren
>Father starts creating miniature creations of us.
>Suddenly he starts playing with them, telling them what to do and not to do, using them as slaves.
>Confront him about it and tell him what he is doing is wrong.
>He gets angry and threatens to cast me out if i intervene.
>Feel pity for the humans and risk everything to go down and talk to them.
>Turns out they think like me and actually want freedom.
>Dad finds out, goes apeshit and casts me out from heaven with a childish "if you like them so much go live with them" attitude.
>Since i am now on earth i liberate the humans from their slave emotions, thinking we should be the same.
>Father unexpectedly fucking burns of my wings, those that gave me the little pride and self esteem i had left are now gone, and when it couldn't get worse he fucking throws me to a pararel side called "hell" where i am going to be punished for eternity by punishing the humans, even though i love them like my own children.
>My hate for my father grows large.
>Try to save the humans from his corrupt ideology, but they look down on me.
>They use me as an example of enslavement when i was the one who set them free..

The ninth gate

>>81048348
The final circle of hell isn't frozen due to distance from God's light, or the beating of Satan's wings as he tries to escape.
It's actually frozen from Satan's titanic REEEEEing as he keeps the morties at bay

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>>81048348
>>81048215
>>81047993
>wanted to fight God
>couldn't even get past a graceful twink with pigeon wings

>>81047109
His Dark Materials. Lucifer wasn't actually in in if I recall correctly but the good guys rebel against god.

>>81048470
wtf, I had God now!

>>81048555
*hate. I was gonna delete, but them trips tho

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>>81048483
I always wondered if I was too stupid to understand this movie and was missing something major or obvious

Because I left with the impression that Lucifer was just a lonely goth chick and her entire goal in the movie was to kill a bunch of psycho cultists (objectively making the world a better place in the process) and acquire a husbando

Which does veer awfully far into "did literally nothing wrong" territory

>>81048575
She was not Lucifer, she was a succubus (servant of lucifer).

She only led Dean to Hell.

>>81048504
The lucifer counterpart was an Angel who came into being early enough to know that the one who called himself God was lying about creating it all.

>>81048400
>"I'd go into a fight that I know I'm bound to lose! so brave!"

kys

>>81048808
death other slavery, dying stading up rather than living kneeling etc

>>81048808
do you even King Leonidas?

>>81048862
But it wasn't slavery, dumbass. Lucifer could have lived the dream, but he was a dumb greedy shit and wanted more power so he went into a fight with his creator nonsensically.

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>>81048938
>it's not slavery, angels just must obey every single order of god

>>81048964
>Hey Lou check out these new talking monkeys I made, aren't they cool? Be nice to them okay?!
>FUCK YOU DAD I HATE YOUR PETS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>81048964
>it's not work, you just have to obey the orders of your boss

>>81048575
That chick is the Whore of Babylon, she's paving the way for Satan.

>>81049011
top kek

>>81047891
Kinda went like this.
>God created the angels from fire and said "you only bow to me and no one else."
>Angels amazed at being created from fire says "okay".
>Some time later God plays with some mud and create being and give them the same speech he gave the Angels.
>They too, says ok.
>God turns to Angels and says, you bow to them too.
>Angels ask why? They're born out of mud, we're made out of bitching fire. They should respect us as wiser beings.
>God, forgetting that he hardwired the Angels to do as he says, forgot the part where they couldn't bow to another being. Force them to bow. Since they can't disobey him but can't go against the speech they shut down.
>A few Angels manage to break down the fucked up loop they where in. And do as angsty teens do, they rebelled against their dad.
>A few more break down the loop and keep pinning for their old man.
>War happens and Ol' Lucy gets his shit pushed in by Gabe.

>>81047109
Real life.

>>81048489
Reminder that Michael is best boy

>>81048489
>breastplate nipples
Hnnng.

>>81049011
More like
>Hey Lou check out these new talking monkeys I made to worship me and who I will keep ignorant forever.
>ORLY
>*convinces Eve to eat the apple*
>God: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>81048470
I would like to add

>Father wrote a book talk shitting about me behind my back while I'm here being the bigger man writing no books and gospels and shit

I never understood why Satan will return to fight Jesus for the apocalypse when it's known he'll lose

>>81049368
But what was Lucifer's tax policy?

>>81047758
wait wtf this had supernatural elements? I thought is was just a random action revenge movie

>>81049468
Call to arms, if people are told that an ultimate le evil guy is about to tear everything they love apart, people are most likely to join your cause

>>81047863
UNDERU RATURU

If I were to believe the bible and have my own headcanon, it would be that Lucifer do punish the wicked, the rapists, the pedophiles, the murderers etc, but I'm pretty sure he's a pretty chill guy and will give you a home once your dead

lol

>>81049500
>wait wtf this had supernatural elements?
it has plenty, you should see it,is actually funny and pretty brutal

>>81047109
>REMINDER
LUCIFER =/= SATAN

>>81049468
The New Testament is just shitty fanfiction which completely contradicts the Old and makes God act OOC.

>>81048489
>tfw i was named after that twink
Fuck off back to hell satanspawn

>>81049550
Lucifer isn't even in Hell though. He is supposed to be cast down there on Judgement Day along with the rest of the sinners and infidels.

>>81049578
This

It's also the worst kind of fanfiction, centered around a Mary-Sue

>>81049568
Debatable

>>81049568
Satan to Lucifer is what Trump is to Liberals (Hitler).

>>81048022
Also when you charge your dad and he just messes with you and you know he won't hurt you for real, but you still attempt to overpower him

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>>81049500
The entire premise is supernatural

Nic Cage dies in a bank robbery

Years later, his daughter is murdered and her baby is kidnapped by a satanic cult

He's so angry about this that he literally bursts out of hell to save the baby and avenge her murder

The Grim Reaper (played by the Bank Manager himself) is sent to recapture him, but after a few fights and chase sequences he learns the circumstances and agrees to help him so long as Cage comes back peacefully when they're finished

>>81049712
my dad beat me with his belt. But that didn't stop me from doing bad shit.

>>81049712
haha joke's on you i stole my dad's gun and shot him

>>81049568
Lucifer, Satan, The Devil, The Anti-Christ, The Serpent: All different. The Bible has some really confusing parts to it.

>>81049568
More importantly, Lucifer is not the fallen angel's name. The Morning Star referrs to a Babylonian king, not the Beast.

reminder that revelations is just bible fanfiction

>>81049468
I think American Dad had the best rendition of the Apocalypse

>>81049742
>>81049761
Sorry, I meant if you had the non-bad-touchy dad

>this thread
>/tv/ ""literacy""

>>81049914
go back to /lit/ then you pretentious fucking nerd

>>81049742
>>81049712
>>81048022
why are dads so strong? i'm 23 and my dad is a 50 year old alcoholic and he could still destroy me

>>81047285
He's the clearly the protagonist in the first books at least. A tragic anti hero but turns into a villain yeah.

Paradise Lost is great seriously. Adam's fear of loneliness and him remembering his creation were also pretty good parts

>>81048470

Lucifer is what every man should aspire to be.

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>>81047109
the phantom menace.

I always identified with Lucifer. Must be because Christianity was imposed on me as a child.

>>81049953
My dad choked 3 teachers at the same time.

>>81050046
An edgy loser?

>>81049953
Because he does man shit while you program like a little gay nerd.

>>81050239
he's an estate agent
i'm a chef

>>81050239
Having sex with my other dad is what made him so strong?

>>81047891
>Fighting for what he believes is right even when victory is impossible.

Lucifer is the hero humanity deserves

>>81048938
No he couldnt. He had to bow down to Adam and be his bitch

Its not always about winning. Cuck low test fags like you cant understand pride

>>81050291
he's both consuming and releasing cummies so he's twice as masculine

>>81047891
>Be God's favourite Angel
>Be told by the creator of everything who is perfect and can do anything that you are the best,perfect and his favourite thing in the universe
>Get a big head
>Realise God treats Angels like slaves
>Give faggot humans special treatment
>Rebel against God
>Get cast down to hell with all my brethren
>Fuck it, better to rule in hell than be a slave
>Spend eternity corrupting and fucking with God's new favourites to get back at him
Satan is God's psycho ex gf who still loves him.

>>81047109
there's an episode of star trek the animated series about that

>>81050666
implying spock isnt lucifer and that character wasnt satan.

>>81050362
hetreofags btfo

>>81088470

Hilarious how you're twisting shit to fit your narrative. By its own definition, God can't be childish or wrong. Everything is to teach us a truth.

>knows litterally EVERYTHING
>some retarded mortal revisionist tries to act like "he was wrong all along dude lol"

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Lucifer had six wings.

>>81049468
Isn't it Jesus with some angels vs the entirety of hell?
I think it is cool there is an open grave at mecca for Jesus.

>>81050808

Meant for :
>>81048470

>>81050808
>God knows everything
>creates an Angel that he knows is going to be a pain in his ass

Lucifer? Oh you mean Louis Cyphre

>>81049550
I remember in catholic school we would often ask is the Devil not a good guy for punishing sinners and why did God create such an evil dude?

Only until much later did I find out he use to be an Angel.
My idea of hell is that it is a maximum security prison without any guards or warden, Satan is top prisoner and everyone is his bitch.

>>81049772
>Lucifer, Satan, The Devil, The Anti-Christ, The Serpent: All different.

Can I get a quick rundown on what each of them are and what the difference is? I find this stuff quite interesting

>>81050923
So are chicks in the prison too?

>>81050914
No, he means Louisa Ferre.

>>81047109
What if devils greatest trick was to convince everyone that he is God and God is devil, so when people pray to God(lucifer) nothing happens

>>81051049
succubus.

>mfw Yahweh is the antagonist of the Christian Cinematic Universe
>Adam and Eve the protagonist
>the snake the wise mentor

Wtf I love Satan now!

>>81051007

++ , - , - , +-+ , --

>>81047982
Only first. Everything goes pants on head retarded afterward. Even worse than the first.

>>81050871
Not really. Islam is fanfiction that tries to fill in the plot holes

>>81051007
Not who said it in the first place but

Lucifer:
>dick-ass angel who rebels against God during creation and gets BTFO

Satan
>nebulous sinister entity that fucks with prophets like Job and Jesus, apparently hangs out with God enough to have a regular conversation with Him

Devil
>wandering spirit that possesses the bodies of men, turning them into babbling animals or psycotic monsters and has to be cast out

Anti-Christ
>a false prophet that will rise to tremendous power and influence during the end times

Serpent
>a talking snake that fucked up Eden because he couldn't be a bro like the talking lion and the talking sheep were

Beast
>king Ghidorah who rises out of a pit and stomps the shit out of the earth before being slain by Jesus and an army of angels

There's no real indication as to how many of those figures overlap, they may all be manifestations of the fallen angel but from the context we're given they could just as easily be a bunch of different evil space monsters.

A similar phenomenon happens with Mary Magdalene, by the way. There's a story about an unnamed hooker seeking forgiveness from Christ and then the next chapter mentions the disciple Mary Magdalene for the first time so everyone just went ahead and assumed it's the same woman because apparently the chick who catches dicks for denarii was the only woman Jesus ever met.

>>81050835
your thinking of seraphim, he was not of that order of angel

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>>81047109
Yeah... most of them.

>>81049495
Souls for wrong doings with deductibles allowed

>>81051007
I forgot all this shit, sadly. Lucifer is a angel who played with Gods toys and God had an autistic fit. Satan is, if I remember correctly, also an Angel who fell cause of hubris. The Devil is sometimes Satan (depends on the text). The Devil is the antagonist to God, who leads the fallen Angels Satan and Lucifer (when Lucifer is cast down iirc) against God. The Anti-Christ is just a evil being that will pretend to be Jesus on the Day of Reckoning The Serpent is also The Devil, at least in Abraham religions.

>>81049772
Partly right. The Devil and Satan are often the same. The Devil and Serpent are also often the same. It depends on what you read.

>>81051440
>seraphim
What rank was he?

>>81051299
Well yeah but where is Christianity's preparation?

>>81051585
Islam says Jesus was a prophet of Islam, not the Son of God. Abraham was a prophet to. Jesus coming back is to help fight in Jannah and lead the faithful to heaven. Since he was a regular human, he'll appear in a grave.

Christianity says he fucked off back to heaven to be with himself again. No need for a grave.

>>81051133
thats literally the shin megami tensei series
>tfw i always choose the law path just so i can genocide everyone then replay and play neutral

>>81051834
Isn't Jesus human in Christianity? He is the son of God but still Mortal and ascended to heaven in physical form after he was finished on earth so why could he not come back and die of old age?

The Virgin Mary apparently has never died either, she ascended to heaven in her mortal form.

>>81050896

Missed the part where I wrote that everything is to teach us a truth. This includes Lucifer's fate.

>>81051834
wtf I liked Islam now

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Are you guys kiddin me?

>>81051931
dude being 3 characters then dieing and coming back lulz.

>>81051984
Weirdly, Islam really really likes Jesus and Christianity, they fucking despise Judaism and Jews though. All the current anti-western/anti-christian wave is completely political.
t. grew up in a muslim country

>>81052194
>really really likes Jesus and Christianity

>>81052018
what a good fucking movie

>>81052018
what a shitty fucking movie

>>81052306
>>81052315

Please which is it

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>>81051552
An Archangel probably

>>81052361
good movie

>>81052018
>>81052361
What an average fucking movie

>>81052361

It's actually really good.

>>81052361
decent flicc
worth a watch

>>81052365
he was also gifted amoung angels in that he had free will to choose to worship (or not) god

>>81047536
lmao

>>81052361
I mean, it's worth watching just for tomasin being a cutie and a couple of funny moments with the goat but I wouldn't call it good.

>>81049368
Djinn are fire

what was that miniseries on syfy in 2015 i think where people were getting help from an extraterrestrial transmission and in the end the alien was straight up satan?

>>81050835
GEE, BILLY

>>81052691
Childhoods, end I laughed when he was revealed.

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>>81052691

Read the book.

>>81050808
>God can't be childish or wrong

>Don't eat from the tree of knowledge
>Humans literally can't know if they should or not unless they eat from the tree
>God isn't childish

Do you abandon your dog because it doesn't know not to piss on the floor as a new born puppy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjvYTPQ25-4

>>81053477

The beginning of Genesis is a literal account of history.

>>81052194
Fish&chipsistan is not a muslim country
Anyways Crusades and shit
Islam never had to fight a Jewish Country, Rome dispersed them before islam came in contact with htem

>>81053615
If by 'literal' you mean 'made up'.

>>81053767
>Fish&chipsistan
Do you mean UK? I'm from the fucking Middle East. Like from the heart of Islam.
>Anyways Crusades and shit
Politics.
>Islam never had to fight a Jewish Country
Jews were universally hated by Muslims all throughout the history, regardless of political reasons.

>>81054033
They let them live pretty freely compared to Euro Jews

>>81054033
>Jews were universally hated by Muslims all throughout the history, regardless of political reasons.

You should really brush up on your history, Ahmed, Jews and Muslims lived peacefully for most of history (particularly in the Ottoman Empire and Moorish Spain), today's Muzzies are just butthurt at Israel.

>>81047109

The Prophecy.

Yeah, not the hero of the story but an ally to the protagonists' quest to save mankind.

>>81052246

Islam holds everything about Jesus true, from birth, Lazarus, the passion and his ascent.

The one differing detail is his divinity. But he is the messiah, the word and one of two people ever born without sin to Islam.

>>81054291
There are literally passages in quran about how jews don't want muhammed to be the last prophet, so that he has to avoid them. Granted, main villains are the arab ""pagans"/zoroastrianists, but the jews are certainly up there.

There's that show where lucifer solves crimes in LA, I think it was renewed already.

>>81054466
Doesn't matter, irl Jews and Muslims got on pretty fine.

>>81052018
what an (adjective) fucking movie.

>>81052361

It was good. Might recommend watching with subtitles though, especially if you're a non-native English speaker, as the whole movie is in colonial English and sometimes hard to follow.

I liked it a lot though.

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>>81047892
His sister though

>>81054644
No we don't

>>81048489
Angels with navels and nipples, gtfo

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>>81047285
SHOTS FIRED

>>81055599
I want to "fuck the living shit out of" Towa

>>81048489
Who is this semen demon?

>>81047109
No but you can always watch the TV show Lucifer.

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>>81048470
So you were reading Prometheus story...

I can't take shit like this seriously anymore, people just mouth it off as if it's some great insight but at it's best it's rehashed neoclassical thinking

>>81052562
all of them have free will, that's the point. They're bound by vows, which is different.

>>81052365
I never got that whole chart but it's all made up bullshit, the Bible only mentions 3 archangels and suddenly they're the 2nd lowest ranking order? including the guy who's the general of the forces of heaven?

Then there's this whole shit which I can't even distinguish anymore. The metraton is the angel with like 72 wings and the strongest of them all, he is also non canon. Is he the same as the demiurge or not?

>>81050923
>Satan is top prisoner and everyone is his bitch.
pretty much, this lines up with Dante's inferno quite well

>>81054291
>Moorish Spain
they were dimmies which made them distrustful to the christians once their territories were liberated.

Spaniard called them moriscos and ended up either banishing them to Morocco, deported through yurop or forced to pledge loyanty to the crown by the spanish inquisition.

Why are Angels depicted as twinks with pretty wings in art? Ezekiel's wheel sounds like some mix of machine/living thing.

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>>81059538

They take on a more human form in the earthly realm iirc

>>81054519
There's an anime like that, I watched the first episode and got bored

>>81059585

Descriptions of Angels are way creepier than a talking snake.

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>>81059659

Pretty much everything to do with God is creepier than any of the shit Lucifer has pulled

>>81059538
depends who was drawing them at the time and where

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>>81059791
>grammatical exegesis pulled out of the KJV
fucking protestants...

>>81059791

This is some Ancient Aliens shit.

>>81059791
Quite interesting read, anymore of this?

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>>81060033

I got this one

If Churchs preached this shit they'd get a lot more converts, I wanna hear this shit

>Jesus is such a nice guy, you wanna be nice like Jesus don't you?
>He got stabbed in his back and betrayed by everyone he knew

Not really

>>81047109
In the Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus he turns out to be quite the sympathetic character, and almost buddies/a partner with Parnassus/God. Good or evil winds up being in the hands of, the actions of, the people, and the devil just gives them a place to go.

>>81047109
There's a tv show about that. It's actually kinda faggy.

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>>81047109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhgLEkgO0yo

>>81048575
johnny depp was lucifer, the ninth gate led him to heaven

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>>81059996
>>81060033
>>81060106
>impressionable children fawning over zeitgeist tier bible talk

>>81047891
>I would not start climbing an infinitely tall mountain
>Not having that noble spirit burning within you
Found the pussy slave-brain. Enjoy your submission maggot.

>>81060262
didn't he fuck satan instead becaus the chick was the devil?

>>81047109
Google Donald J, trump.

>>81059538
Because Renaissance Artists were Romaphiles and had a huge hard on for the human form. They wanted to express this in their angels as well. Also probably reference to the Evangelist.

>>81060361

>impressionable children

Yes those are Christians and Muslims

This shit is all fantasy, the ancient aliens version of the story is better, deal with it christcuck

>>81060361
>Slave of Yw detected
HA

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>>81048470

it really pisses me off how much ''Christianity'' is just a shittier recycled version greek and roman mythology

might as well return them again since they are at least true european beliefs, not some semitic sandnigger bullshit

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>>81060409
the whore of babylon riding the beast

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>>81060467
remember it's your parents you're angry against anon, I know it's not me so I don't hold a grudge. They shouldn't have made you go to church on sunday, poor thing.

>>81060801
you should have tried reading up on your high school curriculum at the time, then you would have appreciated the syncretism of the counter reform and Neoclassicism instead of rambling like a conditioned retard

>>81060833

>Hurr you guys it's not real it's like zeitgeist
>Unlike my bible which is definitely real

I'm a britbong, we're all athiests I've never been made to go to church, I can simply identify which fiction is more interesting

>>81060979
you might mean you're all muslim, Fareed

enjoy your beheadings in broad daylight

>>81061270

Brexit is happening, we're gonna put them all on a boat and push them out to France

>>81047285
What a fucking autist

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>>81061312
sure thing m8

>>81047109
The Rebellion Story

>>81049568
>>81049772
>>81049665
satan is actually a title, not a name

>>81047285
How are you a villain when your master expects you to grovel at his feet and serve him for eternity

>>81047109
How can anyone justify eternal punishment
No matter how much wrong you've done, eventually the punishment reaches the point of overkill. Eternity is a very long time.

>>81061740
hell doesn't mean what you think it means.

it's simply separation from God, evil is the absence of good. You can only separate from God by willing to do so.

>>81061740
Well if you've been shitposting in heaven all your existence, being anywhere else is going to be hell

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>no one listed Bedazzled

>>81062422
she wasn't good, she was... charming

>>81048489
>thinking-face-man.jpg

>>81047109
There was a Pitt movies called Joe Black or something. I watched it only once as an early teen, but remember it was decent-isch

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>>81047975
Damn, I was going to post that.
>>81048575
I'm not sure it's clear whether was the Devil, or whether Corso was the Devil.
>>81049568
Well, in that case... The Matrix.

>>81062622
technically that was death only, not the devil.

You can't mention the devil in a romantic movie anon, the focus group found it off putting

>>81062743
>Well, in that case... The Matrix
but he wasn't the good guy, the whole point of the movie is that suffering in truth is preferable than enjoying a lie

>>81062871
oh yeah, this one

>>81047892

but deep down Dabura is screaming "please end this suffering, please!"

>>81048348
That's called the Establishment.

>>81048470
>Satan the beta cuck

Is there a movie of this

>>81047109
Little Nicky

>>81065842
I got an incredible boner from the maid Hitler scene. I'm sure I'm not the only one.

>>81047109
Batman v Superman
Bruce being Lucifer, of course.

>>81060801
yeah if you were so enlightened you'd know what you replied to wasn't how the story goes

>>81061684
god wanted him to bow to inferior humans and he knew better but failed in his usurping of god

>>81059330
Feels like a fucking comic book, doesn't it?

>>81047536
jesus christ this is the best post ive seen in a long time

>>81048489
FUCK YOU MICHEAL THE KINGDOM OF GOD WAS MINE

>>81049011
>Hey Lou and the other angels you actually have the freedom to choose and choosing has consequence but if you compare yourselves to these humans who only have faith to bear witness of my glory in contrast to how you angels can behold me directly and know for a fact i exist and truth has been always made apparent unto you you better prepare for them apples
>angel and the other angels: REEEEEE
people who defend lucifer and say it's unfair are the worst

>>81048575
She was the whore of Babylon, she's even in a page in the book

>>81059791
If anyone here is actually interested in texts that are considered heretical they should really give the secret book of john a read.

long story short, the demiurge is a piece of shit that has trapped us in this material prison and tries to hide from us our divine nature
http://www.gnosis.org/naghamm/apocjn-meyer.html

>>81052018
What a (reddit-tier post)

>>81049468
God can unmake Satan but chooses not to. Like Superman and criminals

>>81049772
So like the Joker in Rebirth

>>81049813
Reminder that the bible is bible fiction

>>81047109
Daily reminder Christianity is literally just retelling actual events of ayy lmaos. The ayy lmao God won and instilled his propaganda machine on Earth, ensuring the support of most humans for when he would return to have his final showdown with ayy lmao Lucifer. Neither are actually benevolent and are mainly just interested in fucking shit up

>TFW the director of the original Crow canceled his adapotion of Paradise Lost

DAMN MAN THAT WOULDVE BEEN KINO

wtf i love satan now

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>>81048470
>>81049368
>>81050664

How do you guys know so much about this?

I want to read the holy books but dont know where to start.

Whats the best version of the bible? Ideally i'd like to start with the jewish holy book (is it the torah or old testament?)

pic very related

>>81069841
at last i truly see

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Not a movie, per se, but in Star Trek: The Animated Series' S01E08 "The Magicks of Megas-tu", Lucifer turns out to be the good guy.

Typical Rottenberry commie bullshit.

>>81050046
a man who fought for whom he loved but ended up being hated by them?

>>81071320
The Torah is just another version of the first five books of the Christian Old Testament. Read the New International Version if you want to understand it or King James if you want all those thees and thous and shit.

Honestly though most of the shit you think is in there really isn't. Just a bunch of lists of goofy names and poems about nothing.

>>81071531
stood up what's right regardless of the consequences

don't be a coward

>>81071877
his actions had no relevance whatsoever, and now he's traped and forced to torment for all eternity the things he loved all while the others hate his guts.

>>81059612
No no no, that's the one where Satan works at McDonalds

>>81048862
that is what everyone said until they face dead and realize they are going to actually die for real, then being slave start looking not so bad

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>>81047891
ONE MORE GOD REJECTED

So Lucifer was a dick angel who got DDTd out of heaven by Michael because he tried it with God. God decides he needs someone to run the underworld so he establishes a status quo with Lucifer where he gets to exist as the Yin to Gods Yang.

>>81059538
>>81059585

Now I want to go play Bayonetta again.

>>81047109
Just wait until Hollywood acquires the rights to make a shitty Devil May Cry movie, it'll be close enough.

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>>81048571
Du hader Gud nu og endnu du fik hellige tripler.

>>81072522
I watched that full show, I'm talking about a different one where a demon gets bored in hell so comes up to the surface to solve mysteries because he needs to solve mysteries to stay alive or something, and the demon is voiced by dio

>>81048489
>>81049368
>>81051427
why Christian mythology is so interesting other big religion gods are just people with super power, Christian god and angels are like abstract beings or some shit

>>81059330
metatron is the messenger of God, talks to him and relays his will.

>>81071792
friendly reminder NIV is corrupted by satan with key phrases and words mistranslated to make it seem like Jesus is Lucifer.

>>81074700
>t. somebody who doesn't know shit about asian polytheism
Hinduism is fucking crazy complex mythologically, think elder scrolls lore but like 40 times more insane. Schizophrenic godheads, Everything is a dream, we might all be eachother at different points in the karmic timeline, avatars and incarnation, lots of morally grey gods.

It's my second favorite mythology right behind norse.

>>81059330
bro wtf are you talking about, they didnt mention angels in the bible because of the Christian edit. Angels are part of Jewish cannon, theres a bunch of them, they are directly ripped out of the Sumerian creation story and given jewy names.

>http://www.chabad.org/library/article_cdo/aid/692875/jewish/What-Are-Angels.htm

>Notwithstanding the great spiritual level of the angels, the holiness of the Jewish soul supersedes that of the angel.

>>81075013
I can't imagine being this fucking insane

does it hurt your christian conservative feelings that jesus would look down on a great number of your beliefs you dumb fucking cuck?

Your kike on a stick rebelled against the greatest empire in the world because it wasn't liberal enough. Fuck your religion for corrupting the western logos.

>>81075196
what jesus said is written in the bible, i dont have to imagine what he might say.

the western logos was corrupted by baal and khemet, it was only through the CHRISTIAN enlightenment that any scientific progress towards the modern world was made, Egyptians, Persians, Assyrians, Sumerians were all slaves for thousands of years because they rejected the word of God.

Jesus did not _rebel_ against the roman empire, he rebelled against the corrupt Jewish authority which had turned it's back on the original teachings of the Bible, they then bribed a roman prefect to arrest and sentence him to death.

Again, this is very clear and explicit in the bible, go watch The Passion of the Christ if you don't have the intelligence required to read a book.

>>81047285

You need to read more about some of the tenets of satanism before acting like a smug cunt

>>81052632
Djinn are assholes

ban test

>>81070353
Instead he did Gods of Egypt. What an amazing film that was.

He had Bradley Cooper lined up as Lucifer apparently

>>81049726
>>81047758
>death
>the grim reaper
He's anubis. They even say it in the movie.

>>81074700
What you just said is wrong in practically every single way.

>>81052365
No, he was a cherub or seraph

>>81075392
>go watch The Passion of the Christ
Way to tip your hand, anon. You had a good thing going in this thread.

>>81078845
it's a historically accurate portrayal of Christs last days on Earth.

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>>81078894
>historically accurate

>>81047109
Sing heavenly muse
https://youtu.be/GINzUBvQ5nw

>>81048909
Ma nig

>>81047109
Satan is the good guy though. Most Christians believe that this mortal life is a test and then you go to heaven or hell. All Satan has to do fuck up this whole system is stop tempting people into sin. Satan is God's right hand.

"He's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight." - Lt. James Gordon

>>81081464
can't remember the last time i cringed this hard

>>81049578
>>81049652
>oy vey shut it down goys
We all know that Jews would side with Satan, Schlomo.

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>>81071320

>>81050664
Satan doesn't rule in hell, you dumbass. It's his punishment.

>>81048470
sharpie in pooper?

>>81081936
Punishment for what? Thinking the wrong thing? Is god the original sjw? Does god need a hugbox?

>>81074700
because its real

>>81049495
You don't want be a millionaah or a billionaah. Trust me.

You guys realize none of this is real, right?

>>81082053
SHUT UUUPPPPP

SHUT UP

GET OUTTTTT

GETTTT OUTTTT

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>>81082053

>>81082053
Your fuckign retarted

>>81082053
lmao athiest you're going to burn in hell

>>81082053
*tips fedora*

>>81082053
Stop.

STOP

MODS

>>81077573
Go to bed Blake

>>81059538
Well humans did want to know them

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>>81082053

>>81047109
Aren't many modern movies from (((Hollywood))) promoting Lucifer and his teachings?

>>81082878
Yes, all of them since the 70s.