People don't take the piss out of the OT enough

Get in there you furry oaf i dont care what you smell

YUB NUB

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHH

Getting worse all the time.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>There's always a bigger fish.

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In my experience there's no such thing as luck

>>81039136
"you came in that thing, you're braver than i thought"

“In my experience there is no such thing as luck.” – Obi-Wan Kenobi

"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside"

Sister... SO... you have a twin... sister.

>I have a bad feeling about this

Even I get boarded sometimes do you think I had a choice??

Luke

INTENSIFY FORWARD FIREPOWER!

TOO LATE!!

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

GOOD SHOT, RED TWO!

Use the Force

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"Luke, did I ever tell you about sex? Reproduction was the biological process in which a new life form could be created from "parent" lifeforms. For humans, that process was the result of a sexual union between a male and a female, resulting in the female becoming pregnant and giving birth to children. Senator Padmé Amidala of Naboo became pregnant during the Clone Wars, with Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker as the father. Her pregnancy resulted in the birth of twins, Luke Skywalker and Leia Organa. By the time of the Clone Wars, it is believed that the human women of Coruscant no longer carried or delivered their own progeny and chose to hire others to do it for them. However, during his imprisonment and subsequent questioning on Vallt, Galen Erso disputes this, suggesting it may either be a myth or simply an exclusive practice of the Coruscanti elite.
Some species, like the Tibidees of Stygeon Prime, would call out to the opposite sex in order to find a partner. That process was referred to as a "mating call."
Reproduction could also be replicated via cloning, a process in which the DNA of one life form could be copied to produce genetically identical individuals. Prior to the Invasion of Naboo, the Kaminoans cloned bounty hunter Jango Fett, resulting in the eventual creation of the Grand Army of the Republic."

Aaaaaaalmost theeerre...

Aaaaaaaaaaalllmooost theeere....

It's away!

...Negative. It didn't go in.

BANTHA POODOO

I'll try spinning, thats a good trick.

I bypassed the compressor

I AM THE SENATE!

I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM!

>>81039136
Obi-wan has taught you well.

Now, witness the power of this fully operational battle station.

>>81039136
>26 replies
>14 posters in this thread

>>81040029
>he doesn't have more than one sex life

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>>81039136

Where's Padme

I don't think she liked me watching her.

>>81039827
LUUUUUUUKE

I want to go home and rethink my life

>>81039136

>You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought

>>81039136
Uncle Owen!

Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?

Credits will do fine.

That's no moon...

>"If into the security recordings you go, only pain will you find"

He is too old.

>40/4/26/1

ITS IMPOSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>81040053
>not having less than zero sex lifes

I'd just as soon kiss a wookie.

I am the force, force it in me. I am the force, force it in me.

>>81039136
I am your father.

Sorry about the mess.

Luke ? Take these two over to the garage will you? I want them cleaned up before dinner.

Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.

Dew it

The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master.

"And not just the men, but the women and the children, too."

Rest easy son, you've had a busy day. You're lucky you're still in once piece !

I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this, when you were old enough. But your uncle wouldn't allow it.

In time you will call me Master.

You'll find I'm full of surprises.

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>>81039775

>>81039136
I assure you, we are quite safe from your friends here.

>59 posts in
>No "i have a bad feeling about this"

Kill yourselves

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>>81040782
>>81039810

>>81040782
whats this then ?>>81039810

>>81040834
>>81040847

The dark side is clouding your judgement

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>>81039136

>>81039136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBlhgAkJBos

droidekas!

It' treason, then

>What if the democracy we thought we were serving no longer exists, and the Republic has become the very evil we have been fighting to destroy?

>They have gone up the ventilation shaft

boring conversation anyway

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>NOT JUST THE MEN
>BUT THE WOMEN
>AND THE CHILDREN

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>>81039977
Underrated comment

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>>81039867
> By the time of the Clone Wars, it is believed that the human women of Coruscant no longer carried or delivered their own progeny and chose to hire others to do it for them.

I have the high ground

>you're you got out of there

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine

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>>81039136
Lol sex life lmao f.am

"I've got a problem here."
"Eject."
"I can hold it."
"Pull up!"
"No, I'm all—Aargh!"

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING

He’s holding a thermal detonator!

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does backstroke of the west count?

>>81042495
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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>>81039775

Cover me, Porkins!

>>81043113
THEY CAME FROM BEHIND

>>81039977
Must have one intense session of pure hatesex

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Hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe

>>81039826
Underrated

The prequels have been taken by reddit, it's their meme now.

At that speed, will you be able to pull out in time?

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>>81039826

>>81041610
That line still makes no sense. So what, he trained Luke as a force ghost, Luke was still a complete shitter who needed a sympathy rescue.

>>81039136
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Get in there ya big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!

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Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?

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>Execute order Sexty-Sex

I used to bullseye womprats...

Dont worry, I know some maneuvers

He has too much of his father in him.

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The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some might consider... unnatural

>>81040369
lol'd

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>>81043988

Are you threatening me master jedi?

>Your powers are weak, old man.

tfw

He made a fair move. Screaming about it can't help you.

Be careful not to "choke" on your aspirations

I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money.

>she might not look like much

>>81044068
She's fast enough for you, old man.

>>81044106
kek to death

>>81039136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7RNSecaI_4

...it surrounds us and penetrates us

This little one's not worth the effort.

The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.

Good morning. Nice of you to join us.

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>Punch it Chewie

You came in here, but didn't you have a plan for getting out?

You're all clear, kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!

>IT'S A TRAP

>>81039136
> People don't take the piss out of the OT enough
Nah. Instead. Let's talk about how democracy dies.

Put that thing away, you're gonna get us all killed!

>>81039136


When you can't get over a crush.

>"Being around her again is intoxicating"

>>81039136
You are beaten. It is useless to resist. Don’t let yourself be destroyed as Obi-Wan did.

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>>81044416

Perhaps she would respond to an alternative form of persuasion...

How many of you faggot are in revenge of sithposters

>>81044503
A communication disruption can mean only one thing...
Invasion.

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>>81043990

"you were right about one thing master, the negotiations WERE short"

>>81044756
..

>>81040068
>>81040085
>>81040087
lel'd

>>81044503
facebook shitposting is second only to 4chan

incredibly better than reddit because content isn't aggregated by upboats

Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?

YyyyyOOOHH Tayneeeee!

Yippee!

>>81039136
"This is where the fun begins"

I can't! It's too big!

>>81039136
A long time ago...

>>81039136
Are you threatening me master jedi?

>You ever think a girl like her and a guy like m...
>No

"Good! Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you!"

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>>81040471

>>81039136

No, I am your father

Bleep bloop bleep.

>>81039136
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW CONDOMS ARE EVIL

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>>81039740
Damn, I was going to use that one.

>>81039136
Take the piss how? Also:
>The cave! Remember your failure at the cave!

"Now this is podracing!"

>>81039136
>People don't take the piss out of the OT enough
>t. butthurt prequelfag

>>81042338
kek, underrated

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>>81039136
My sex life ?
>i wish i had known him

>>81039977
>Sand
You don't understand what he was going through down there

>>81041276
Cuck wars

>>81043882
>>81041610
He became truely one with the force. The most power thangy in the entire universe. Think of it kind like how Daniel Jackson from Stargate ascended and became an all powerful being. But he wasnt allowed to dabble in the blah blah of mortals.

>>81040906
haha

it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere

>>81039136
"Who is she, she's beautiful"

"That hunk of junk made the Kessel run in 12 Parsecs"

the hoops OT fags jump through to justify this line...

"He's more machine than man now. Twisted and Evil."

>>81039136
The flight plan i filed with the senate lists: Myself, the boy two droids, but only one of you

"Are you an angel"

"I have the high ground!"

"I sense a plot to destroy the Jedi."

"I'll try spinning that's a good trick"

>>81040132
There is always a bigger fish.

>>81040501
underrated

Meesa give you oonbongo.

*sheeve autistic screeching*

>>81039136
"It's a trap!"

I'll try spinning, that's a good trick.