JUST Raider

more like forehead raider

>>81039037
I will say this for vikander, she is believable as an archaeologist book nerd. she is so plain, jesus

>>81039037
>left
no tits, no ass, no thighs
that's just embarrassing
i seriously hope you faggots wont pay money to watch shit like this

>>81039131
Are Americans really so influenced by nigger "culture" these days that they unironically find fat asses and flabby tits appealing?

>>81039037
Can right act tho?

>>81039037
The stick shes holding isnt even sharp, whats her plan here

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nu-lara is not attractive. where are her double d's

>>81039037

right looks like a version of kate mara I'd actually fuck

>>81039222
she wouldn't even look at you, nerd.

those fucking man hands YUCK

>>81039037
VIKANDER IS OVER

SHE WAS IN EVERYTHING FOR ABOUT 2 YEARS BUT ITS LOST NOVELTY NOW

>>81039232
Go to bed Kate

>>81039219
i'd be fine with the one on the right seeing as she actually has some decent hips

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>>81039179
>acting matters

If only her chest didn't look like Morgan Freeman's face.

>>81039037
>It's another "Female lead refuses to get fit for a role that is fit" episode.

First GitS, now this. What does this say about actresses?

>>81039037
an adventurer woman wouldn't have as stick legs

>>81039452
Don't forget Wonder Woman.

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>>81039452
>What does this say about actresses?
mostly says something about spoiled american actresses (and swedish ones i guess).

>tfw antje got fit for what turned out to be a b-movie and was still ignored by jewish directors
reeeeee

>>81039037
TITLESS halfnigger

>>81039037
>that random piece of skin across her belly button

I really wanna take a knife to it.

>>81039634
isn't that a piercing hole

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>>81039610
>that hip to waist ratio, not to speak of her amazing chest

jesus christ this world is so unfair

>>81039219
Nu-Lara's model has surprisingly large tits when they're unleashed. Somebody made a nude model for SFM based on the exact proportions from the game and she's stacked.

>>81039695
if the actress playing her actually looked like nu-lara i wouldn't complain

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>>81039037
>chest freckles

>>81039037
JUST Raid her

>>81039695
The actress who plays her got her tits out in Californication.

>>81039037
hands...

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>>81039179
There's so many good looking fit women in this world that if you can't find 1 in a group audition, then it isn't that they lack someone who can act, but that you don't know how to recognize acting.

The problem with Hollywood these years is that it lost track of its talent recognition skills.

>>81039066
hey be nice to alicia she's pure

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>>81039750

>>81039037
The trap in The Danish Girl was prettier than this fivehead bitch.

>It's a jews try to force their ugly boys into women roles episode

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What is /tv/'s opinion on this Lara Croft cosplay ?

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>>81040330
Looks better than Alicia Vikander

>>81039219
natural tits>plastic

>>81039037
>Natural person vs Fake plastic garbage.

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>>81040656
>>81040713
t. never seen Lara Croft before

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>>81039480
this

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>>81040330
I've seen better

>>81039398
Yes it does you FUCKING FAGGOT. Jesus look at this dumb homosexual posting roided up dykes and being a massive retard, could the freak be more embarrassing?

Why is so hard for females to get fit for a role?

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>>81041645
t. footfag Gadotposter

>it's a people pretend anyone cares about the "sancity" of Tomb Raider thread

it's a video game franchise that had a couple good games in the early days that just makes money off its name now. literally who the fuck cares?

>>81039174
You have to be a real genuine faggot to think that liking big tits and ass is nigger culture. Eurocucks love dicks in their ass so much they avoid women that even remotely look like they've hit puberty. You'd rather fuck man ass

It's Wonder Woman all over again, Hollywood casting a character who must logically have some degree of muscularity but would rather cast an anorexic and destroy all realism because they're afraid straight men won't want to see it

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>>81039037
>tfw /tv/ think you can get a body like the right in a few months

>>81041850
How do you figure wanting small, tight buns and titties instead of flabby mountains of fat and flesh means I must like man ass?

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>>81039037
They should have had her show more skin.

>>81041820
By that logic why gives a shit about anything?

Why discuss anything? Don't be a fucking moron.

>>81041995
You want small titties? How about REALLY small titties? Might as well have them flat like a man you literal faggot.

>implying the one on the right looks even remotely like an archaeologist

>>81042016
>tfw she would have been the perfect Lara in her prime with some training

>>81039037
>no muscle
>sticks for legs
>head too big
>no tits at all

How could they get a character more wrong? Even if they are going by nu-Lara, it's still a massive fuckup because she had muscle and MUCH thiccer legs in the games.

>>81039037
more like reproductive fluid raider

>>81042064
>implying he bobblehead trap on the left does

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>>81042036
American men have massive tits and ass, so if you want booty, you're just as gay as me. Except you're into fat flabby men, which is worse.

>>81042094
>toned
>has tits
Was it too hard to find someone like that?

>>81042096
In what way does she not? She doesn't look like some brainless babe model doing a studio photoshoot, that's for sure.
>inb4 muh tits and ass on muh lara
literally who gives a fuck you fucking nerd, it's not like video game movies were ever worth anyone's time or that the Tomb Raider series is worth "respecting" in any way

>>81042135
>I'm itt because I don't care

>>81039452
Who cares? It's just a shitty video game flick. Let it crash and burn.

>>81042174
>using the "if you don't care why are you posting" argument
>not addressing the actual content of my post at all
good to know that you know I'm right, even if you won't say it

>>81042019
Lets shit on the floor and discuss the smell.

>>81042130
>being this obsessed with america
hahaha you really are a faggot

>>81042290
What's the matter, can't handle the truth?

>>81042130
is the snek ok?

>>81042019
>By that logic why gives a shit about anything?
how did you extrapolate that logic from his post

>>81042329
Sure, he's just chilling.

>>81039037
both look like shit honestly

right is too bulky and masculine-looking and has weird marks on her chest
left has no tits or ass and no hips

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nu-Lara is attractive... when she's pre-rendered

>Pick someone flat as a fucking board as nu-Lara
Why?

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Ew

>>81042397
because they don't care about the tits as much as you do

>>81042450
Except Lara got famous because of her tits?

>>81039131
And yet it's not a man like
>right

>>81039037
since when was lara ever a fitness freak with muscle abs and 1% bodyfat?

fuck off retard

>>81039174
Well, there are more black people than there are white people. So, US is basically Africa 2.0

>>81042447
Are you kidding they're hot as fuck

>>81042476
And clearly they're not trying to connect to the original series triangle-titted hot babe Lara fans. They're trying to take it seriously I'd wager, and it will fail because video game movies always fail, but it's not the fucking tits that will make it fail.
Fucking lmao, who the hell cares about some girl's tits in some shitty movie, get those priorities straight

>>81042499
Since these faggots decided to start actually sucking cock and expect women to look like men.

>>81042541
You care enough to post here so you clearly want to discuss this movie or you would have fucked off.

Getting the right look of a character is step 1 to making a good adaption.

>>81042578
>Getting the right look of a character is step 1 to making a good adaption.
No it's not.

>>81042629
>No it's not.
Hey look who cares enough to make 2 post in a thread about some shitty movie. What happened to getting priorities straight?

Also it absolutely is. Name me one good adaption where the character was a outright miscast and was still good.

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>>81042499
Since... always?

>>81042532
I'm talking about the nasty sunspots

>>81039037
chest freckles are so fucking hot

>>81042773
You misspelled "disgusting".

>>81042701
I'm not the one going full autism because my shitty video game waifu doesn't have a big-titted actress playing her in some shitty movie adaptation. You're the ones getting your little panties all twisted up and I'm pointing out that it's fucking stupid.

>Also it absolutely is. Name me one good adaption where the character was a outright miscast and was still good.
Oldboy. Manga protag doesn't look even remotely like the lavishly-praised Korean adaptation.
What you need is a good actor that embodies the spirit of a character or brings something new of equal value. It's not the looks that matter, unless maybe it's a shitty video game adaptation, and then who the fuck cares.

>>81039219
She's cuter though.
However the broad on the right in this pic >>81039037 is disgusting as fuck.
I'm all for fit chicks but her face is fucking disgusting and fake tits need not apply.
Vikander is still a bad choice though, she's not attractive enough.

>>81041158
t. frankentits fetishist

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Lara Croft has always been a sexy girl with curves. Vikander is a fucking miscast.

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Fake tits are the best tits.

>>81042830
>I absolutely don't care about this shitty movie I swear
>I am not going autistic
>Proceeds to prove he has autism
Still posting in a thread about a shitty movie adaptation anon?

>>81042980
>wahhhh don't point out how retarded my bitching is

>>81042956
>trigger discipline
>but aiming at her own foot

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>>81039037
This girl is fucking amazing. Muh dick.

Did they pass some law that you aren't allowed to have attractive women in movies anymore?

>>81043035
that's not trigger discipline, she's just too lazy to hold it properly

>>81039037
At least she's not fat.

>>81042956
*OINK*

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>>81043043
Movies are made for womyn and faggots nowadays.

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>people unironically excited for Nu Raider: Lost city of feminists, and not Based Uncharted.

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>>81039219
Got pretty crazy in Revelation though

>>81042921
literally a perfect lara croft

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>>81043122
That's the next step, make female heroines fat.

>known actress with marketability who can actually act
>WAAAH why isnt she the 10/10 dumb slut I was expecting?!

>no name bimbo who cant act for shit
>WAAH why cant she act?! A porno has better acting!!

You pick your poison.

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>>81043420
>(((Faith)))

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>>81043473
>>81043423

>>81043420
>>81043473
I don't understand how people can unironically defend comic books. Infantile trash.

>>81043423
>We need actors in a fucking video game movie

Jesus...

>>81043511
Superhero comics were good in the past (70s, 80s), but right now are tumblr-tier bullshit.

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>>81042388
Rise Lara is attractive 100% of the time

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>>81043276
>pic related

>>81043645
>Rise Lara
>attractive

TOP KEK

>>81039428
That shit is disgusting

> be obese burgershit
> never in your whole life will you ever get with a skinny, fit, tall girl with long hair
> "lmao europoors are fagets, they likeb oysxDDXDD"£

top keg

I'd love to see the landwhales you roll around with, scooterbois

>>81042130
you gonna eat the snake?

>>81039037
Just what?

>>81039037
>tfw no /fit/ gf
;_;

>>81039452
It says that men don't women to be fit but pretty

>>81039037
They should've just fucking cast Camilla Luddington.

>>81043707
I agree. It was the only thing that motivated me to play the game.

Damn.

As a fellow ab fiend, I have to admit, for a woman, that girl has some nice abs.

>>81043423
>marketability

You're fucking kidding me right?

They may have shoved her in 5 or 6 films over the last 2 years and thrown an oscar in her lap but nobody is going to see this fucking movie because "the robot from ex machina" is starring in it.

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>>81044453
I am not American. Vikander's body looks like 10 years old girl (small, no curves, disgusting).

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Who wins the Miscast trophy?

>>81044623
She's really one of the most plain and boring looking swedish women i've ever seen. Embarassing desu

>>81044655
Hard to say.

>>81044655
WW's strength is magical so it doesn't really matter that she's skinny.

Casting someone with shit brown eyes is unforgivable though.

>>81043420
>>81043473
>>81043506
i love how fat whores believe they're entitled to a fit,tall and attractive guy
someone posts those fat cunts on tinder being picky and shit

>>81041995
You dont have to be a landwhale to have good big tits and ass you retard. Are you a woman?

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>>81044664
>Swedish
>women

They don't exist anymore. In the 60s, there were sex symbols like Anita Ekberg, but right now Sweden only produces SJW and women trapped in the body of a child.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aXDk1pUzZU

She gets to fuck Fassbender.
Jdimsa

>>81044735
Brown eyes, no fucking curves... She's an absolute miscast.

>>81044849
Plenty of swedish babes but the swedish film makers don't want to give jobs to them because they're not (((diverse))) enough and feminists flip their shit if they see an attractive woman with big tits who isn't a strong womyn mary sue so they only give jobs to actresses like Vikander, minorities or middle aged women.

>>81044849
WOW... Make Swedish girls hot again.

>>81044938
Too late.

>>81044911
Basically this. >>81043276

>>81043645

nah, uncanny valley like a motherfucker. she's creepy looking

she's also always shiny like she's lathered in grease or something

>>81044453
>be insignificant yuropoor
>pretend being a virgin means you have some semblance of taste or standards, not that you're autistic and undesirable
>channel that sexless rage into anti american shit slinging

>>81039037
Tell this isn't actually happening

>>81042308
thats not the truth
only truth here is that you think more about america than i do about whatever the fuck shithole you come from kek
you are obsessed with america
you think about it EVERDAY hahahaha

musclefags are ruining this board

>>81046018
Unfit faggots are ruining the world.

They really dropped the ball on this one. Still wanna see the trailer but yeah it ain't looking so good.

>>81039037
The chick on the right looks like a disgusting ape. Fucked up.

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Hundreds of options, they choose the worst one.

>>81039037
Normally I like em T H I C C but come on now if you can't see the appeal in an athletic girl with a toned tummy, perky tits and a tight ass.

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She does it better.

>>81046553
that disgusting face tho

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>>81046553
PUFFY

I don't know what is worse, /pol/ invasions or /fit/ invasions. Get out of my board, scumbags!

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>>81046807
>My board
>Implying /pol/ hasn't already completely taken over this board entirely.
Stop crying faggot. There's this obscure site that requires an account which features upvotes & censoring. I think you would much prefer that better.

>>81046553
>turning feet inward

Stop.

>>81046807
>skinny manlet kike is triggered
Go back to (((Reddit)))

>>81047019
Most women do it naturally, their legs and hips are retarded. Sometimes it looks quite cute but most of the time it does look retarded I agree.

>>81046807
/fit/ + /k/ + /pol/ = 4chan

Deal with it, faggot.

that's not Lara Croft

> get eye-candy buffed up guys like Chris Hemsworth and Chris Evens to play the male actions hero,
> get skinny plain-jane to play female action hero , no training or effort to get body into the right shape either

I hate this trend, Hollywood can fuck right off I'm not paying to see this

>>81039037

mm i love those man hands and arms and all those weird birth marks all over her chest, just like lara

>>81046481
What tits?

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>>81046553

>absolutely no muscle tone at all, flabby belly

I want beta males to stop offering opinions on Lara Croft

>>81047566
I want non-thicc fags to stop replying to me.

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They need to do With Tomb Raider the same thing that Marvel has been doing with their comics [to great success]

Make it true to the character, even if the clothing might seem cheesy on screen, and just go for it.

Make a movie which embraces the classic tit-cow Lara Croft, mid-right showing and everything, but make everything about it so good that it just works. Story, setting, tone, etc.


it would be the definitive Tomb Raider movie.

>>81047243
This. They keep casting women for action roles who don't even look remotely fit. The last time I saw one with any muscle mass was the chick in The edge of tomorrow.

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>>81047736
Fucking this. Is it seriously that hard to find an actress who looks like pic related?

>Hm, it seems this role is best suited to an actress that's reasonably fit.
>Should we cast a fit actress?
>Or should we cast the twig that hasn't lifted her own dogs shit in a bag her entire life?

>Hmm...

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This was a missed opportunity.

>>81047736
this

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>leave fridgekino to me

>>81047736
It's retarded that they are so afraid of a bit of cheese and cheesecake. What you described would be the perfect Tomb Raider movie and it would be wildly popular but no we can't have nice things because everything needs to be propaganda for diversity and feminism. It's sucking all the fun out of everything.

>>81049800
Too bad she can't act worth a damn.

>>81050153
>Tomb Raider movie
>act

>>81042509
Except there isn't

why do some white women get those spot on their tits? i've seen it in porn too.

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>>81048073
I think that when casting female roles they look at the audience they want to attract. To most men an attractive woman would be someone fairly fit with nice breasts, butt, and legs. To most women an attractive woman is just thin and has a nice face. It's the reason fashion models (female market) look different than glamour models (male market).
My theory is that they decided to sacrifice the audience that just wants to look at hot body banking more women would go see the movie. That's also the only reason I can see for Gal Gadot being cast as WW.

>>81050310
God damn, Gemma Atkinson would be perfect for it...if she could act for shit that is.

>>81039131
>not boobs
Of course, boobs are so old fashioned and hip present year audiences wouldn't accept them

>>81042499
You don't know shit.

>>81049855
>>81039037
with a head like that. she reminds me of the martians from Mars Attack
ACK ACK ACK

>>81039174
I can't decide whether you're a gay European or a third-world pedophile.

>>81042397
>because you hate it

Not trying yo banter, that is litterally t he reason they did this. The intent was to eliminate the original audience as much as possible. They would have made Lara a F2M trap if they could still do it and maintain girl power, but the writers weren't ready for that yet.

>>81042447
I clicked out of curiosity, thanks for that closeup of the measles.

>>81043276
This one gets it

>>81040330
Pretty much perfect.

>>81043420
Have you seen Spy?
It's habbening

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>STICC Lara

>>81043665
>be a Duke
>chilling in my manor drinking brandy that costs more than the average apartment
>tell Vivian to make me a snack cause I'm peckish
>she says no while walking away in a defiant way

>>81039037
>>81039219
I actually played the most recent game and Lara looks vanilla as fuck. Meanwhile there's very little exploration outside of the way point to way point quests and its mechanics are easy as fuck on the hardest difficulty while trying to paint tomb raider as a stronk womyn.

>>81046553
Just the right amount of THICC

>>81042767
>nasty
how gay are you?

>>81041912
/tv/ is stupid but male actors that need to get ripped generally begin training six months to a year before shooting is scheduled to begin.

>>81039232
He felt that all the way back in 1983, the last time such a statement would be offensive.

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>>81041912
>>81051173

>>81051325
Posts like that are more effective actually. People here have this notion that calling someone a cuck faggot is a superior insult but it's lost all effectiveness due to overuse.

>>81051347
That's probably a good six months of strict diet and cardio/weight training.

>>81051410
Why is this mandatory for men actor in action movies but not for women?

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>>81051469

>>81039037
i want to rub my face on her abs desu

>>81051469
The side effects from the steroids cause more problems for women than for men if they want to stay their own gender.

Girl on the left could be a little more fit, but I don't hate the casting. She looks like the new Tomb Raider.

>>81051469
Maybe because women don't need to be fit for every role

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>>81051496
>B--But women are oppressed by sexist ideals of beauty
It really makes me think...

>>81051650
She looks like the nu-Tomb Raider.

>>81039037

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>81039398
acting matters, but personality and charisma matter more in this kind of movie.

>>81051741
>acting matters,

Conan, Predator, Terminator, True Lies...

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>>81051469

>>81051820
did you read the whole post beyond the first 2 words?

>>81051882
My penis is too short to read your entire post.

I dont care what she looks like! Make a good script for fuck's sake! Have some respect for my childhood! Stop making games for money and without passion, and please dont make the movie be the same soulless cash grab

>>81039037
Ctrl-F no

Cum Raider.

I am disappoint .

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>>81052293
>Cum Raider

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>>81051554
girls with abs are hot

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No giant boobs, no movie.

>>81050986
sunspots are distracting as hell, completly ruined her once I noticed those

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>>81052455
WHO

>>81042094
Looks like fergie tbhwyf

>>81051673

>Marvelcucks need roids to look that artificially watery

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>Should we have someone at-least play the games to see what she looks like
>Nah fuck it I think I remember seeing her boxart in a shop once

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>>81052813
jennifer proietti

>>81053055
>Muh dick

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>>81052455
hello

pls giv me the fit gf

thanks you

>>81051469
>>81051496
>>81051673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXSj4pcl9Ao

>>81039037
>tfw no fit gf
;_;

>you will never rub your dick on Lara's oily abs
Why even live bros?

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fit lara is the best lara

>>81053436
True Lara doesn't really have Abs, she's underweight

>>81053581
Yeah because anyone who is actually in to treasure hunting and shit would have the time and convenience to eat and exercise to get that moron

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>tfw ripped /fit/izen
>tfw too autistic and depressed to seek girls
>tfw 25 yo khv

>>81039398
>those fake tits

If that doesn't disqualify /fit/ girls I don't know what does

>>81039037
>bolted tits are better
spotted the virgins

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>>81052455
This

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She's not attractive enough for this role, and that comes from a guy who prefers nuLara to old Lara

>>81053688
>I want a realistic movie based in a fucking video game.

Found the faggot.

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Here, have some real /fitgirls/ faggots

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>>81052455
>ywn have a /fit/ girl bully you

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>>81054020

>>81039037
>>81039398
>>81040189
>>81040535
>>81041446
>>81041782
>>81043038
>>81050733
>>81052455
>>81053055
>>81053581
>>81053619
>>81053795
>>81053950
>>81054195
Moar fitposting pls

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>>81054195
Stop shilling this manjaw already.

>academy award winner vs. instagram porn star

Tough choice

>>81054780
>academy award winner in a video game movie

It really makes me think...

>>81054691
>No one ever gives sauce
>The full vid is probably dissapointing

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>>81054715
DELET

>>81054780
I prefer the instagram porn star, since the academy awards have no credibility anymore.

>>81039174
I must be old to remember that the original Lara Croft was nothing but tits and ass.

>>81054995
Not the nu-Lara.

>>81052455
How the fuck does anyone get rid of enough fat to show their abs like that? Jesus, I've been crunching for years and there's always just a little layer to take away any definition.

>>81055128
go to /fit/ and ready the sticky

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>>81054945
Literally a man without the hair. /fit/ girls should have girly faces.

>>81055128
>I've been crunching for years

Spot reduction is a myth. You lose fat evenly from all over your body with exercise. You need to learn how to cut if you want visible abs. See >>81055214

>>81055128
Spot reduction doesn't work, baka.

>>81055231
She looks like she sucks a mean dick.

>>81052426
fuck me who is that?

This is /fit/ thread now.

>>81055319
Destiny Dixon

>>81055231
Not him but the jacked grill has a more feminine face than the one you posted. I would do both tho

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>>81055307
I bet. That face was made for fucking.

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>>81055350
How can you post if you're blind?

>>81055346
Thanks bitch.

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>>81053795

>>81055422
She's almost ugly in comparison. Still would tho

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>>81055475
Breh, you're homosex if you'd choose that roided out manjaw over this qt.

>>81055578
go any of her exposed neck??

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>>81055596
Not much.

>>81039037
Are you one of those perverted asians who gets a boner from female bodybuilders on steroids?

There is a middleground between weakling arab and woman with a small penis.

>>81039037
Michelle lewin can't be Lara because spic

>>81055578
I would bang your waifu too fampai but the other one has a prettier face.

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>>81055641
i can work with this

>>81046244
Best Lara

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>>81055435
Caroline Bergoee

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>>81055792

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>>81055673
Yeah, very "pretty".

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>>81055834
haha but what if she choked you haha

>>81055834
She is. Better lips eyes and nose than the other one.

>>81055983
She couldn't. I've got a 4plate bench, this roided clut-dick probably caps out at 185.

>>81056018
Yeah, you're 100% a faggot.

>>81056070
Your waifu is hot too m8 but I like the other one better even tho she's too big.

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>>81056070
>She couldn't.
haha yea but like.. what if you paid her too haha

jk no one would do that thats crazy right? haha

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>>81056128
It's not her body that bothers me but her manface.

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>>81039037
What's with the Hollywood trend of casting underwhelmingly attractive females lately? All the dudes are model tier facial aesthetics and shredded but it seems like it's sexist or something to cast attractive on the same level.

I wonder if it's just because, like in the modelling industry, most casting directors are gays and women.

>>81040656
Lara's were always natural.

>>81052455
She is probably not even fertile due to being so low fat. Would not bang.

>>81056390
>She is probably not even fertile
sounds like a problem with weak seed

raise ur test lvls m8 and any womb becomes fertile in the presence of your semen

>>81056390
>She is probably not even fertile

So no condoms then? Sounds like a bonus.

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>tfw no swole gf

>>81056587
kek

>>81055351
qt

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>>81056864
do they get turned on watching themselves flex??

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>>81058646
yes

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>>81058877
good

so do i

>>81058877
Tranny bitch I hope she dies

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>>81058923

>>81044911
>they only give jobs to actresses like Vikander, minorities or middle aged women
this circlejerking of opinions in your echochamber is honestly getting embarassing. I mean do you realize just how ignorant you sound?

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>>81058905

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>>81059404

>>81039610
>auntie auntje will never look into your eyed like tgis while she sucks you off

>>81059544
>while she sucks you off


>implying she'd let you out of your cage

>>81053694
london?

>>81059630
>tfw she'll never lock you up in a cage

>>81058877
>>81059404
out of curiosity what's attractive about this?

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>>81060074

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>>81039037
Holy fuck did someone spray fart on that bitch's chest?

>>81042019
I love posts like this. You can almost see the wheels turning in the slow, stupid brain of the "gamer."

>>81060649
now this is making me think of how they hired taboo to play him in that awful chun li movie kek