>protagonist is in bed >doesn't sleep entirely naked

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>>81036086
>getting ass and ball sweat on your sheets.

>>81036086
i share a bed with my sister, so i can't sleep naked ;_;

what if there is a emergency and your butt naked?

>>81036129
>getting testicular tortion
>implying I'm a sweaty hormonal teenager

>>81036173
how old are you? don't siblings stop sleeping in the same bed after 5 or 6 years old?

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>protagonist is in bed
>doesn't have to jack off a dozen times to fall asleep

>>81036129
>He doesn't sleep naked and cuddle with his dog under the covers

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>protagonist in bed
>isn't on his phone using Clover to shitpost on /tv/

How am I supposed to relate?

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>character in bed trying to fall asleep
>doesn't get constantly interrupted by a chronic existential crisis flooding his mind with thoughts about his own mortality and how time dilation is making every year feel exponentially shorter than the last
>character doesn't start freaking out in his dark bedroom when he realizes that the midpoint of his life was when he was 19 years old

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>>81036211
>tfw fat dog sleeps between my legs preventing me from rolling over
>tiny dog sleeps on my pillow
They're good tho

>>81036697
Your fat dog looks exactly like mine, fat and all. Except mine is old as shit

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>>81036230
>protagonist isn't a pleb
>uses Dashchan to shitpost in bed and masturbates to /gif/ before singing his night night song

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>>81036204
>>81036230
>>81036298
all me

I wear 3 layers to bed i get very cold

>>81036697
Make your dog lose weight you stupid shit. Its gonna die of a heart attack in a year otherwise.